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UH60FtRucker, Exposed!  
User currently offlineCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 10 hours ago) and read 1709 times:

It is with utmost shock that I report these official findings.
The International Thread Derailment Council ("ITDC"), in cooperation with the W3 Consortium have launched a secret investigation into the identity of Internet user UH60FtRucker.

This official investigation was launched during an emergency session of the
ITDC after a significant Internet threat presented itself to the council
via A.net and other classified web sites.

This threat via the Internet, compiled with ITDC intelligence that this user had acquired and was allegedly using graphics editing software to manipulate images to appear possibly humorous caused the ITDC to act with immediate and swift resolution.

Based upon the findings by the ITDC, there is reason to believe that user UH60FtRucker is not who he says he is. According to specific and conclusive evidence, UH60FtRucker is a border-line retarded man in his late 50s who resides in a less than affluent location of West Virginia. His mother, who lives in the same 1 bedroom trailer as his two nephews and UH60FtRucker himself, finds it difficult to pass in-and-out of the trailer without the use of crisco and a crowbar.

According to reports by Mama ("Cheyanne"), UH60FtRucker has an adopted brother by the name of Billy (or lil' Willie according to family)
that is in fact stationed in Iraq as a helicopter pilot. He sends photos home regularly.

Most of the evidence herein was voluntarily divulged by the immediate family of UH60FtRucker in exchange for a wholesale pallet containing 627 boxes of Twinkies.

The following material has been declassified by the ITDC for the purpose
of verifying the findings to the public:

Photo of the real UH60FtRucker:




Mama apparently managed a deal to acquire a "new trailer" from the Army.
"Lil' willie damn near wore this chopper into the ground during that there army training, and since it's time for brotha Jed (UH60FtRucker) to get himself a place of his own, we thought we'd put it in the front yard."

But brotha bubba says he can make it fly with nothin more than a few planks of plywood and some duct tape.

Here's a a photo of that "fancy flyin' machine Lil' Willie operates".

"them choppers look like a bug!" mama says...



Photo of "Mama" and Uncle Bruce. "Mama say he's a tranny" according to UH60FtRucker's Cousin, Cletus.



"Our container of Criso"



"This here lil' Willie upon 8th grade graduation" Say Mama


"We's jus' so proud!" says Mama

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User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20783 posts, RR: 62
Reply 1, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 10 hours ago) and read 1666 times:

God love ya, Coz, that 55 gallon drum brought back memories of the 70's. Crisco parties rock.


International Homo of Mystery
User currently offlineTheCol From Canada, joined Jan 2007, 2039 posts, RR: 6
Reply 2, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 10 hours ago) and read 1666 times:

Dang, I knew I shouldn't of clicked on this thread. That last picture made me gag.  ill 


No matter how random things may appear, there's always a plan.
User currently offlineUH60FtRucker From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 10 hours ago) and read 1607 times:

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

Too f'ing funny!!!!

Quoting Coz (Thread starter):
in exchange for a wholesale pallet containing 627 boxes of Twinkies.

Well I am glad to finally know what my worth is. 627 pallets of Twinkies. Beat that.

Quoting Coz (Thread starter):
Here's a a photo of that "fancy flyin' machine Lil' Willie operates".

Yup that looks about right. Truth is, I really don't fly UH-60s... I'm just the kid who chalks the landing gear when they land. But close enough.

Quoting Coz (Thread starter):
"We's jus' so proud!" says Mama

@ the last picture.... that is a disgustingly enormous amount of puke.  yuck 


-------------------------------

Damn Coz... it's good to finally have you back. I was getting a little worried that you might have lost your edge the last time you got banned.

Good job Coz, that was quite the unexpected ass raping.



-UH60


User currently offlineAllstarflyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 1516 times:

Quoting TheCol (Reply 2):
I knew I shouldn't of clicked on this thread. That last picture made me gag.

 rotfl  That last pic rivals his pic of KROC and his (at the time) girlfriend.

-R


User currently offlineSpeedbird747BA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 1501 times:

UH, Id advise you not to tell Piercey about how much you are worth.

Cheers,
Kyle


User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 1486 times:

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

Brilliant Coz...

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 


User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24960 posts, RR: 56
Reply 7, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 1446 times:

Well done Coz  rotfl 

You are still a broken down kettle though...



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineBMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 58
Reply 8, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 1390 times:

LMAO Coz Big grin



Lee



Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own
User currently offlineCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 1342 times:

Quoting TheCol (Reply 2):
Dang, I knew I shouldn't of clicked on this thread. That last picture made me gag.

 rotfl 

Quoting UH60FtRucker (Reply 3):
Well I am glad to finally know what my worth is. 627 pallets of Twinkies. Beat that.

That totally killed the ITDC budget for the year, I'll have you know!

Quoting UH60FtRucker (Reply 3):
Damn Coz... it's good to finally have you back.

I'm not quite sure where I went, but it's nice to be here.  Smile

Ha ha, that comic was great.

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 7):
You are still a broken down kettle though...

And I quote Revelations of the Bible (King James Version)!

Thou shalt not decry my likeness to a teapot device! I shall lift up thy automobile charriot and cast it into the lake of fiire and brimstone. And there will be gnashing of teeth.  gnasher 


User currently offlineYYZflyer From Canada, joined Feb 2006, 3644 posts, RR: 4
Reply 10, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 1316 times:

 rotf   rotf   rotf   rotf 
This is f'ing hilarious!

There should be some law against women that fat from wearing bikinis  vomit   duck 



Avoid hangovers, stay drunk.
User currently offlineDaleaholic From UK - England, joined Oct 2005, 3208 posts, RR: 13
Reply 11, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 1304 times:

Fantastic Coz!

However, You are still a pile of shale.



Religion is an illusion of childhood... Outgrown under proper education.
User currently offlineDL021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11447 posts, RR: 75
Reply 12, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 1304 times:

Coz...dude...what did I tell you about taking things too seriously?!?!

C'mon...you need to lighten up a little. People want to look to you for levity, and with this level of grim reportage you're going to bring everyone down.


UH60....my neighbor wants to know if he can date your Uncle Bruce...or Mama...either one...



Is my Pan Am ticket to the moon still good?
User currently offlineDL021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11447 posts, RR: 75
Reply 13, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 1297 times:

BTW....caption on little Willie...

"I didn't know I ate THAT!!"



Is my Pan Am ticket to the moon still good?
User currently offlineCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 1 hour ago) and read 1140 times:

Quoting Daleaholic (Reply 11):
owever, You are still a pile of shale.

And you sir, you are a gleditsia triacanthos! A burnt one.

Quoting DL021 (Reply 12):
Coz...dude...what did I tell you about taking things too seriously?!?!

C'mon...you need to lighten up a little.

How dare you insult my ethnicity. That is absoluetly unnaceptible and I shall have no part of such immoral and downright blatent hostility directed toward the International Thread Derailment Council and myself for any means whatsoever in any possible circumstances including those acts directed by the hand of God himself.

Quoting DL021 (Reply 12):
Uncle Bruce...or Mama...either one...

You can have both if you can afford the Twinkies.  bigthumbsup 


User currently offlineUH60FtRucker From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks ago) and read 1129 times:

Quoting DL021 (Reply 12):

C'mon...you need to lighten up a little.



Quoting Coz (Reply 14):
How dare you insult my ethnicity.

 rotfl  HA! You tool. Coz, someone needs to head butt you:



Quoting DL021 (Reply 13):
UH60....my neighbor wants to know if he can date your Uncle Bruce...or Mama...either one...

Hey I am a product of the the '90s - I'm chill with that! Although Coz's ex-girlfriend might be even hotter. I even hear she likes it up the pooper!

Damn she's a fine looking mother f*cker:



-UH60


User currently offlineDL021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11447 posts, RR: 75
Reply 16, posted (7 years 9 months 2 weeks 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 1021 times:

wow...thanks for that....now I'm definitely turned off of sex. I'm applying for a position at a Tibetan monastary as we speak.....


Is my Pan Am ticket to the moon still good?
User currently offlineORFflyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (7 years 9 months 2 weeks 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 1007 times:

Quoting DL021 (Reply 16):
I'm applying for a position at a Tibetan monastary as we speak.....

Need any help carrying your luggage - I gotta get out of this thread.  Silly


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