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What Pranks Can I Play On UTA_Fartingloud?  
User currently offlineRunway23 From US Minor Outlying Islands, joined Jan 2005, 2192 posts, RR: 35
Posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 989 times:

It appears (c'est une poire), that my family and I have the displeasure of having to host the aforementioned fool for two nights here in Elbonia starting tomorrow night.

My parents who loathe the fool, have given me fool authority to play pranks on him and administer corrections.

I am looking for some ideas from all a.net folks here in order to make the pranks all that more memorhaable.

Please remember, that momster rhaat asks for the carpet not to be dirtied nor for any stains to make their way on the wall.

So for the sake of having fun, let's hear all those suggestions. The more the better!

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User currently offlineKaddyuk From Wallis and Futuna, joined Nov 2001, 4126 posts, RR: 26
Reply 1, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 982 times:

Quoting Runway23 (Thread starter):
So for the sake of having fun, let's hear all those suggestions. The more the better!

Why dont you both start by jumping off a bridge together...

This one is in france...



Whoever said "laughter is the best medicine" never had Gonorrhea
User currently onlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20555 posts, RR: 62
Reply 2, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 978 times:

Show him a bucket of ashes and claim they're your collection of Dilbert books. Before he has a chance to recover, say, "and saying 'rhaat' is dumb, don't ya think?"


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User currently offlineSrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 966 times:

Clingfilm on the toilet seat. The classic prank of while someone's asleep, putting toothpaste or shaving cream in one of their hands and tickling their nose (Just make sure the hand is the one they use to scratch with, as you look right the fool if they use the other hand to scratch their nose.) is always good. Of course you could always draw on him while he's asleep (or passed out).

User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11645 posts, RR: 60
Reply 4, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 959 times:

Can you perhaps amputate his Rhaaa?

You'd really be doing everyone a great favour Wink


Dan Smile



...love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...
User currently offlineBill142 From Australia, joined Aug 2004, 8447 posts, RR: 8
Reply 5, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 918 times:

get one of these

and take him outside and show him how the english cricket team play cricket (which involves repeated swings and misses) this will result in UTA shitting himself.


User currently offlineME AVN FAN From Switzerland, joined May 2002, 13920 posts, RR: 25
Reply 6, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 892 times:

Establish a tariff. Everytime he says "rhaa" he has to pay to your family either UKP 5.-- or 10 Euro, on the 2nd and 3rd day it will be UKP 10.-- or 20 Euro .  wave 

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