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John Rocker And Carl Everett Are Rangers  
User currently offlineBernard Shakey From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 560 posts, RR: 9
Posted (12 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 16 hours ago) and read 884 times:

Yes, it's the man who referred to Randall Simon as a "fat monkey" spending 8 months in daily contact with the man who claims dinosaurs didn't exist. Now all John Hart needs to do is ressurrect Billy Martin and hire him for his second stint as Texas' manager. Next, hire Cliff Johnson, Pascual Perez, Vince Coleman, and Denny McClain as the coaching staff. Finally, employee Bobby Knight as an "advisor." Maybe Fox will pick up the Rangers clubhouse as their next "reality" TV show.


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User currently offlineHeavymetal From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (12 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 16 hours ago) and read 860 times:

Nothin like that "name recognition" factor. That always packs 'em in and wins pennants. It sure did after they got A-Rod.......


..uhhhhhh, didn't it?


User currently offlineHeederA380 From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 165 posts, RR: 1
Reply 2, posted (12 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 16 hours ago) and read 856 times:

I was laughing at this a little bit ago ... like, what are the chances A-Rod would have signed if this had happened LAST year!!  Laugh out loud

I like the idea for the reality show!  Big thumbs up


User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (12 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 16 hours ago) and read 855 times:

A few Jim Romoe quotes.

"I garuntee that Everett and Rocker will get into it, and sooner rather than later."

"How happy is A-Rod right about now?"


User currently offlineHeederA380 From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 165 posts, RR: 1
Reply 4, posted (12 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 845 times:

Wouldn't it be _really_ funny if A-Rod demanded a trade!

And the Rangers STILL don't have any starting pitching!  Confused


User currently offlineFlyguy1 From United States of America, joined Jun 1999, 1743 posts, RR: 4
Reply 5, posted (12 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 834 times:

They should hire Dan Issel as G.M.


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User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (12 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 831 times:

Issel in Tejas! LMAO. And nobody will trade for A-Rod. Nobody is going to trade away what it would take to get him, as well as pick up his hefty contract.

User currently offlineDonder10 From Canada, joined Oct 2001, 6660 posts, RR: 21
Reply 7, posted (12 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 828 times:

The Rangers need pitching not another bat

User currently offlineStretch 8 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 2568 posts, RR: 16
Reply 8, posted (12 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 825 times:

The Rangers will likely be the biggest sideshow since the "Bronx Zoo" Yanks of 76-78, or the "Swingin A's" of 72-74. And it's too bad about Johnny Oates. My dad had the same sort of brain cancer. He's a goner.


Maggs swings, it's a drive deep to left! The Tigers are going to the World Series!!!
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (12 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 826 times:

I can't wait, in May, when the Rangers are already 15 games out of first, Everett and Rocker will get into a fight, and A-Rod will try to break it up. In a freak accident, A-Rod will be taken down trying to break up the fight, and his ACL will be torn, and he will never be the same player again. Just a prediction.

User currently offlineDonder10 From Canada, joined Oct 2001, 6660 posts, RR: 21
Reply 10, posted (12 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 824 times:

ACL tears aghhhhh

User currently offlineBernard Shakey From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 560 posts, RR: 9
Reply 11, posted (12 years 11 months 2 weeks 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 810 times:

KROC, and others, I like, I like.....This reality TV show is starting to take shape, how about this inevitable episode:

After dropping 2 of 3 to the Devil Rays, Rocker and Everett (who have forged an unlikely friendship) begin to complain about the rest of the team. Not amused, Chad Curtis defends his teammates. Rocker and Everett go tag team on Curtis, when suddenly....w-w-what's that? T-t-t-hat's Gabe Kapler's music!!! Oh nooooo!! A cage match ensues on the team bus, and in the melee, A-Rod tears an ACL, an MCL, and his rotator cuff. The team investigates the incident and immediately trades Curtis to the Tigers for Jose Lima.



Mindless drifter on the road, Carries such an easy load
User currently offlineDonder10 From Canada, joined Oct 2001, 6660 posts, RR: 21
Reply 12, posted (12 years 11 months 2 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 804 times:

Notice how Bret Boone wants that multi year deal before steoid testing comes into force!!Coincedence?LOL

User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (12 years 11 months 2 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 802 times:

Shakey: Vince McMahon could not have depicted a better scene. That is hillarious. It's official. You now rule!

User currently offlineBernard Shakey From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 560 posts, RR: 9
Reply 14, posted (12 years 11 months 2 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 798 times:

OK, I think we're on a roll here....another episode of "Rocker, Texas Ranger"-the new Fox reality series:

Rocker and Everett's friendship has escalated to the point where they now share an Arlington condo. Due to the large amount of time spent on the road, they opt to add a third roommate to maintain the compound during Rangers' road trips. Several questionable candidates are interviewed, including Darryl Strawberry, Charles White, and Robert Downey Jr. Rocker and Everett ultimately decide to invite Puck, a bicycle courier, to become their roommate. Upon returning from a 3-9 east coast swing, they discover that Puck has been eating Rocker's peanut butter with his fingers. Disgusted, Rocker and Everett vow to get revenge on their ill-mannered roomate. They conceive a plan to ambush Puck as he returns home that night from his part time gig at the local free clinic. When the door to the condo opens, the pair violently attack the person entering the room. Upon turning on the lights, however, the injured party is not Puck, it's A-Rod, and he has suffered a ruptured spleen, a skull fracture, and a detached retina. Horrified, Rocker and Everett throw A-Rod in the trunk of Rocker's Camero and drive around Fort Worth for 3 hours wondering what to do next. They finally decide on Rocker's idea to drive the Camero into a tree and claim they were "cut off" by an Asian woman who fled the scene. Upon learning that three of his star players were injured in a car wreck, Rangers GM John Hart immediately trades Ricky Ledee to Detroit and re-acquires Chad Curtis.



Mindless drifter on the road, Carries such an easy load
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (12 years 11 months 2 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 795 times:

I heard Laurence Phillips was thinking about a try a baseball, and John Hart was intrested in signing him!

User currently offlineHeederA380 From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 165 posts, RR: 1
Reply 16, posted (12 years 11 months 2 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 788 times:

"John, did you really strike out the side, or is KKK your political affiliation? ..."

From Fox's Sports Show, among other "Things you won't hear people ask John Rocker ..."



User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (12 years 11 months 2 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 786 times:

Okay, I just fell out of my chair laughing at Heeder's post!

User currently offlineHeederA380 From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 165 posts, RR: 1
Reply 18, posted (12 years 11 months 2 weeks 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 785 times:

 Laugh out loud

User currently offlineRedngold From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 6907 posts, RR: 44
Reply 19, posted (12 years 11 months 2 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 779 times:

AH HA! We finally got rid of him! (I'm from Cleveland) John Rocker, the expensive bomb.

redngold



Up, up and away!
User currently offlineDonder10 From Canada, joined Oct 2001, 6660 posts, RR: 21
Reply 20, posted (12 years 11 months 2 weeks 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 777 times:

The indians wont need a closer if they're not winning games though.Rebuilding here comees the Jake.

User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (12 years 11 months 2 weeks 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 774 times:

The Indians already have a closer. They did not need a volital John Rocker.

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