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The Target Dog (Bullseye) Tried To Attack Me  
User currently offlineUSFlyer MSP From United States of America, joined May 2000, 2185 posts, RR: 0
Posted (7 years 10 months 2 weeks 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 2453 times:

This evening I was sitting in the Chambers Hotel in downtown Minneapolis having drinks with a few friends. Out of the corner of my eye I see Bullseye, the Target Dog, coming through with his entourage. I turned around to take a sip of my mojito and the next thing I see is Bullseye racing towards me with drool coming out of his mouth and the guy holding the leash being distracted by some girl.I go into defensive mode with my arms up to protect myself. Luckily, the guy wakes up and pulls the leash just before spot jumps on top of me and I am saved. The handler apologizes. It was kind of surreal.

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User currently offlineCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (7 years 10 months 2 weeks 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 2442 times:

Cute dog, was it being aggresive, or just overly friendly?

User currently offlineHPLASOps From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (7 years 10 months 2 weeks 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 2439 times:

Quoting USFlyer MSP (Thread starter):
the Target Dog, coming through with his entourage.

I didn't know celebrity dogs had entourages. How many were a part of this entourage, and were they all dogs?


User currently offlineUSFlyer MSP From United States of America, joined May 2000, 2185 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (7 years 10 months 2 weeks 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 2416 times:

Quoting HPLASOps (Reply 2):
I didn't know celebrity dogs had entourages. How many were a part of this entourage, and were they all dogs?

The Target Dog had a handler, a bodyguard, two photographers, and at least 7-8 Target PR/Advertising people with him. His bitches were probably around somewhere, but I didn't see them.  biggrin 


User currently offlineUSFlyer MSP From United States of America, joined May 2000, 2185 posts, RR: 0
Reply 4, posted (7 years 10 months 2 weeks 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 2410 times:

Quoting Coz (Reply 1):
Cute dog, was it being aggresive, or just overly friendly?

I took it as aggressive


User currently onlineKaiGywer From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 12289 posts, RR: 35
Reply 5, posted (7 years 10 months 2 weeks 4 days 2 hours ago) and read 2362 times:
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That's awesome! Did you feel the urge to go shopping at Target afterwards?  Smile

Quoting USFlyer MSP (Reply 3):
His bitches were probably around somewhere, but I didn't see them.

 rotfl 



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User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 40076 posts, RR: 74
Reply 6, posted (7 years 10 months 2 weeks 4 days 2 hours ago) and read 2350 times:

USFlyer MSP:
Man this is hillarious!  Silly
I don't mean to laugh at the fact that a

Quoting MSP" class=quote target=_blank>USFlyer MSP (Thread starter):
I see Bullseye, the Target Dog, coming through with his entourage.

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

Quoting MSP" class=quote target=_blank>USFlyer MSP (Thread starter):
I see is Bullseye racing towards me with drool coming out of his mouth

Perhaps he has issues with those who drink booze!

Quoting MSP" class=quote target=_blank>USFlyer MSP (Reply 3):
The Target Dog had a handler, a bodyguard,

Wouldn't that be a doggieguard?  Smile



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User currently offlineFalstaff From United States of America, joined Jun 2006, 6181 posts, RR: 31
Reply 7, posted (7 years 10 months 2 weeks 4 days 2 hours ago) and read 2342 times:
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Better watch out for the RCA victor dogs, Nipper and Chipper.  Wink


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User currently offlineQueso From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (7 years 10 months 2 weeks 4 days 1 hour ago) and read 2337 times:

Quoting USFlyer MSP (Thread starter):
the next thing I see is Bullseye racing towards me with drool coming out of his mouth and the guy holding the leash being distracted by some girl

What the hell have you been smoking?


User currently offlineFalstaff From United States of America, joined Jun 2006, 6181 posts, RR: 31
Reply 9, posted (7 years 10 months 2 weeks 4 days 1 hour ago) and read 2334 times:
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Quoting Superfly (Reply 6):
Perhaps he has issues with those who drink booze!

Should have called in Spuds.... I have a Spuds Christmas glass and I always smile when I drink beer out of it.

Quoting Superfly (Reply 6):
Wouldn't that be a doggieguard?

I would think so.



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User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 40076 posts, RR: 74
Reply 10, posted (7 years 10 months 2 weeks 4 days 1 hour ago) and read 2334 times:

Perhaps Bullseye could smell that USFlyer MSP's underwear came from WalMart?
Just a random guess. Big grin



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User currently offlineKevi747 From United States of America, joined Apr 2001, 1058 posts, RR: 12
Reply 11, posted (7 years 10 months 2 weeks 3 days 23 hours ago) and read 2310 times:

Quoting HPLASOps (Reply 2):
I didn't know celebrity dogs had entourages.

It's so funny because they get all sorts of special treatment. Celebrity animals are allowed to be out of their cages while on airline flights. And they sometimes ride in F/C. I once had a spider monkey and an Asian fishing cat (a little leopard looking thing) in F/C. They were so cute! But they were both in cages.



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User currently offlineFalstaff From United States of America, joined Jun 2006, 6181 posts, RR: 31
Reply 12, posted (7 years 10 months 2 weeks 3 days 17 hours ago) and read 2279 times:
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Quoting Superfly (Reply 10):
Perhaps Bullseye could smell that USFlyer MSP's underwear came from WalMart?
Just a random guess.

Better not let him near me. I got my underwear at Kohls and K-Mart... I did get some socks at Target.



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User currently offlineFumanchewd From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (7 years 10 months 2 weeks 3 days 16 hours ago) and read 2256 times:

Quoting USFlyer MSP (Thread starter):
I turned around to take a sip of my mojito

Mmm mojito. Mojito Ergo Sum.


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