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There's Drunk, And Then There's BAB  
User currently offlineBaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 50
Posted (7 years 2 months 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 1406 times:

Goodness gracious me! It has been a while, indeed. I've nearly forgotten what it's like. Hear I sit, totally pissed, with nothing to do, other than post away. I've had my drink, had my foodage, satisfied le woman, and left myself utterly bored. What shall I do with myself?

What's up with this bloody blue background in the posting box? What is this [b]save draft[ib] biznass? Posting help? What the duece?!? My how thangs have changed. Dare I re...what's that re word...relegate myself to joining the A.net geritols. I ain't that  old , and I sure ain't  grumpy  !!! Egat!

So, I guess my thoughts aren't so profound tonight, and spending thirty minutes composing this without typos may not have been worth it, but what do I care? I am still ridiculously attractive.

BAB

p.s. Where the hell is Erik Williams? Ain't it about time?


I'm just skipping stones...
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User currently offlineArniePie From Belgium, joined Aug 2005, 1265 posts, RR: 1
Reply 1, posted (7 years 2 months 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 1394 times:

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
What shall I do with myself?

Plz do not tell us,.................PLZ!!!
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Back to my Duvel


rgrds,



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User currently offlineLazarus31 From New Zealand, joined Jul 2006, 161 posts, RR: 2
Reply 2, posted (7 years 2 months 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 1371 times:

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):

tsk tsk.....pissed as a fart!!!.... well done to you my son  silly 

Quoting ArniePie (Reply 1):
Back to my Duvel

dats a good drop that one.....i love duvel
 bigthumbsup 

Laz


User currently offlineKaddyuk From Wallis and Futuna, joined Nov 2001, 4126 posts, RR: 26
Reply 3, posted (7 years 2 months 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 1367 times:

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
What shall I do with myself?

Go to bed, sober up and come back when you're not so inhebriated



Whoever said "laughter is the best medicine" never had Gonorrhea
User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (7 years 2 months 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 1320 times:

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
satisfied le woman

 no 



User currently offlineKunoichi From Denmark, joined Jan 2007, 796 posts, RR: 16
Reply 5, posted (7 years 2 months 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 1307 times:

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
and spending thirty minutes composing this without typos

Not quite I'll leave you with the fun of finding these typos- that'll give you something to do for another 30 mins- then drink some more! By the time these 30 mins have passed, you'll be passing out, and "bored" won't be a problem anymore!

Have fun, Babs!  rotfl 

[Edited 2007-02-17 16:01:58]


"Do you speak fluent Canadian?"
User currently offlineStrasserB From Singapore, joined Nov 2005, 1541 posts, RR: 7
Reply 6, posted (7 years 2 months 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 1295 times:

Hi BAB,

I saw the thread's topic and was immediately aware that you need help.

My recommendation is:

Go home (yours), lay down (your bed) and sleep at least two days and two nigths (without the 25 Thai-Girls as usual). This will calm you down and you will feel much more better afterwards.

After doing that you are welcome to call me because I still have the problem how to serve 75 Thai-Girls during the weak end  Smile-)) because my wife wants to join the party and I can't tell her that all of them are my sisters. She won't believe it.

Brgds,
Berni



Still, even in the most arid desert is an airport somewhere ...
User currently offlineCarmenlu15 From Guatemala, joined Dec 2004, 4748 posts, RR: 32
Reply 7, posted (7 years 2 months 20 hours ago) and read 1193 times:

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
Where the hell is Erik Williams? Ain't it about time?

 no  Come back next year...



Being a pioneer in any field is not by itself a guarantee of continued success - Pan Am, anyone?
User currently offlineBill142 From Australia, joined Aug 2004, 8434 posts, RR: 9
Reply 8, posted (7 years 2 months 20 hours ago) and read 1187 times:

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
p.s. Where the hell is Erik Williams? Ain't it about time?

Do you want to satisfy him as well?


User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (7 years 2 months 20 hours ago) and read 1172 times:

Quoting Kaddyuk (Reply 3):
Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
What shall I do with myself?

Go to bed, sober up and come back when you're not so inhebriated

...agreed, and add "consider AA if you find yourself doing this again anytime in the near future". Weak.


User currently offlineAndesSMF From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (7 years 2 months 19 hours ago) and read 1160 times:

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
and spending thirty minutes composing this without typos may not have been worth it

Should have said 'composing this WITH typos...'

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
I am still ridiculously attractive

I know exactly how you feel. People don't realize how hard it is to go anywhere and feel how everybody violates you with their eyes...sometimes I rather stay home because of that. It's so hard being almost perfect, isn't it?


User currently offlineLuv2fly From United States of America, joined May 2003, 12090 posts, RR: 50
Reply 11, posted (7 years 2 months 19 hours ago) and read 1158 times:

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
satisfied le woman

What is that, your pet name for what the left hand or your right hand.



You can cut the irony with a knife
User currently offlineLazarus31 From New Zealand, joined Jul 2006, 161 posts, RR: 2
Reply 12, posted (7 years 2 months 19 hours ago) and read 1134 times:

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
satisfied le woman



Quoting Luv2fly (Reply 11):
What is that, your pet name for what the left hand or your right hand.

yes...indeed, basicly he satisfied Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters.  duck 

Laz


User currently offlineBaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 50
Reply 13, posted (7 years 2 months 17 hours ago) and read 1110 times:

Aha! I found it!

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
Hear I sit

 trophy  for BAB

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 10):
I know exactly how you feel. People don't realize how hard it is to go anywhere and feel how everybody violates you with their eyes...sometimes I rather stay home because of that. It's so hard being almost perfect, isn't it?

Some people just can't cope with not being us.  no 

Quoting ConcordeBoy (Reply 9):
Weak.

That hurts. That hurts, deeply.

Quoting StrasserB (Reply 6):
sleep at least two days and two nigths (without the 25 Thai-Girls as usual).

Now you're just talking crazy!

BAB  butthead 



I'm just skipping stones...
User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 5
Reply 14, posted (7 years 2 months 9 hours ago) and read 1064 times:

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
I guess my thoughts aren't so profound tonight

Are they ever? Yeesh...

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
I am still ridiculously attractive

Dude, even your reflection winces with disgust when you examine yourself in the mirror. "Ridiculous" is apropos.

Just teasing, of course. I think you're swell.



Even though you never write anymore. I feel so....dirty. So.....JGPH1Aish. Y'know...except for the fishnet muscle shirt and cut-off shorts.


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