Matt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 47 Posted (12 years 10 months 1 week 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 890 times:
I swear I'm not making this up.
One of my roomates adamantly swears that the best way to tell if a woman is "safe" for, shall we say, an intimate encounter is the "eye test".
The way he explains it to me is that you put your finger in her "private" region, twirl it around a bit, so that whatever juices and residue she emits will be on your finger.
Then you gently insert the soiled finger in your eye. If there is a burning or stinging sensation, then best not put certain other body parts into her. On the other hand, if there is no burning/stinging sensation, then she is "clean".
He claims that it's better to have a "contaminated" eye that can be cured with some Visine drops then to get "contaminated" somwhere else, and the treatment involves certain prescription-only medication.
I tell him that that is complete and utter BS.
But he insists that this is what he does.
So I told him I would ask about it and see what kind of replies I get.
KaiTakFan From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 1588 posts, RR: 6
Reply 3, posted (12 years 10 months 1 week 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 836 times:
well lets see now ya ever thought of using ummmm whats that called... hold on a sec... ahhh yes a condom?? might make it easier then rubbing that crap in your eye. and if your worried the condom will break and she is dirty then "DONT DO IT". simple as that. no need for that eye test my friend!
SophieMaltese From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 2064 posts, RR: 3
Reply 4, posted (12 years 10 months 1 week 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 809 times:
I used to date a doctor who insisted he'd know if he was ever with a girl who had HIV because vaginal dryness was an early sign of HIV infection. However, I ALSO knew a lady who was a planned parenthood counselor who educated young people on birth control and STDs. The verdict? Utter bullsh**!!!!
Now the thing about the eye makes me think of something a gay friend once told me. He got a very bad eye infection because somebody had shot one in his eye. I hope this can't happen from a woman or your friend will be in trouble.
AWspicious From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (12 years 10 months 1 week 15 hours ago) and read 743 times:
Sort of gives new meaning to the phrase You'll go blind!
What is this guy - NUTZ?! Haven't he ever heard of litmus paper? Just dip a stip and read the colour chart.
Hmmmm.... wonder if that would really work, tho.