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Mirrodie From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 7422 posts, RR: 65
Posted (6 years 4 months 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 1060 times:

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You know something....You have to appreciate the simple pleasures in life.

Nothing beats a good sneeze. It's so cleansing and amazing. It feels immediately great. When I get the urge to sneeze, I get ready. And don't you hate it when you are about to sneeze and then the impluse goes away. I HATE that!

So do you have a favorite bodily function?

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PAHS200 From United States of America, joined Mar 2006, 513 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (6 years 4 months 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 1051 times:

i can see where this is going

scared

Klaus From Germany, joined Jul 2001, 20902 posts, RR: 55
Reply 2, posted (6 years 4 months 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 1047 times:

Quoting Mirrodie (Thread starter):
So do you have a favorite bodily function?

You're married, aren't you...? mischievous

Mirrodie From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 7422 posts, RR: 65
Reply 3, posted (6 years 4 months 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 1033 times:

Sure, coitus does rank up there, but that's too easy.

Seriously, I just love a good sneeze!

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EWRCabincrew From United States of America, joined May 2006, 5522 posts, RR: 57
Reply 4, posted (6 years 4 months 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 1020 times:

Function? First dump and wizz of the day.

Fantasy? Sneeze, clean my ears and have an orgasm all at once. I'd explode.

Quoting PAHS200 (Reply 1):
i can see where this is going

And it went there.

You can't cure stupid

KiwiinOz From New Zealand, joined Oct 2005, 2044 posts, RR: 5
Reply 5, posted (6 years 4 months 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 1009 times:

I think lactating would be a lot of fun.

2012....the year for goofing off

ORDRyan28 From United States of America, joined Jul 2006, 988 posts, RR: 17
Reply 6, posted (6 years 4 months 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 1001 times:

besides the obvious one, a good sneeze would have to win. Also, I love scratching while flexing- that feels great!

Whoever said winning is not everything never fought cancer.

Emirates773ER From Pakistan, joined Jun 2005, 1448 posts, RR: 10
Reply 7, posted (6 years 4 months 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 974 times:

Quoting EWRCabincrew (Reply 4):
Fantasy? Sneeze, clean my ears and have an orgasm all at once. I'd explode.

That would probably qualify for torture.

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L-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29367 posts, RR: 61
Reply 8, posted (6 years 4 months 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 955 times:

For some reason this thread made me think of this soundbite.

I am not sure "the pump" counts as a bodily function though.

OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.

EWRCabincrew From United States of America, joined May 2006, 5522 posts, RR: 57
Reply 9, posted (6 years 4 months 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 952 times:

Quoting Emirates773ER (Reply 7):

That would probably qualify for torture.

But in a good way.

You can't cure stupid

Mirrodie From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 7422 posts, RR: 65
Reply 10, posted (6 years 4 months 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 904 times:

Quoting KiwiinOz (Reply 5):
I think lactating would be a lot of fun

That is certainly an interesting note. Will inquire this evening and let you know.

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ShyFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (6 years 4 months 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 898 times:

Quoting Mirrodie (Thread starter):
It's so cleansing and amazing. It feels immediately great.

I feel the same way about farting.

Mirrodie From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 7422 posts, RR: 65
Reply 12, posted (6 years 4 months 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 884 times:

Quoting ShyFlyer (Reply 11):
I feel the same way about farting.

What a gas! Wink

took less than 24 hours for the obligatory cleansing fart to come to pass.

no puns intended, of course.

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Atrude777 From United States of America, joined Aug 2003, 5623 posts, RR: 54
Reply 13, posted (6 years 4 months 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 880 times:

i DO love a good sneeze... reminds me of the chat we had about that...

KFLLCFII> ahh I love a good sneeze
atrude777> i do to
atrude777> i just love to sneeze
atrude777> i set myself up
atrude777> stand.....
atrude777> aim for the ground....
KFLLCFII> It's almost...orgasmic...
atrude777> then *ACHOOO* my head goes literally flying.
Cadet57> you know, i sneezed once and i almost shit myself
atrude777> ROFLMFAO
atrude777> I F***G SPIT MY DRINK READING THAT LMAO
Cadet57> AHHHHCHOO, *shart*
KFLLCFII> eek

Alex

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FutureSDPDcop From United States of America, joined Feb 2006, 1291 posts, RR: 5
Reply 14, posted (6 years 4 months 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 878 times:

What's the ban length for saying what everyone is thinking?

Derico From Argentina, joined Dec 1999, 4233 posts, RR: 13
Reply 15, posted (6 years 4 months 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 874 times:

Hands down the strangest thread title to a topic in the non-av forum!

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Mirrodie From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 7422 posts, RR: 65
Reply 16, posted (6 years 4 months 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 864 times:

Quoting FutureSDPDcop (Reply 14):
What's the ban length for saying what everyone is thinking?

......

Fire away.

Coitus has been covered.

But its all in its presentation.

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FutureSDPDcop From United States of America, joined Feb 2006, 1291 posts, RR: 5
Reply 17, posted (6 years 4 months 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 855 times:

Yeah, forget that. And this message is too short.

[Edited 2007-02-20 06:00:04]

AsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (6 years 4 months 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 850 times:

Quoting Mirrodie (Reply 16):
But its all in its presentation.

Mark

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