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My Favorite Bodily Function  
User currently offlineMirrodie From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 7438 posts, RR: 62
Posted (7 years 2 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 1298 times:
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You know something....You have to appreciate the simple pleasures in life.

Nothing beats a good sneeze. It's so cleansing and amazing. It feels immediately great. When I get the urge to sneeze, I get ready. And don't you hate it when you are about to sneeze and then the impluse goes away. I HATE that!


So do you have a favorite bodily function?


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User currently offlinePAHS200 From United States of America, joined Mar 2006, 513 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (7 years 2 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 1289 times:

i can see where this is going

 scared 


User currently offlineKlaus From Germany, joined Jul 2001, 21353 posts, RR: 54
Reply 2, posted (7 years 2 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 1285 times:

Quoting Mirrodie (Thread starter):
So do you have a favorite bodily function?

You're married, aren't you...?  mischievous 


User currently offlineMirrodie From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 7438 posts, RR: 62
Reply 3, posted (7 years 2 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 1271 times:
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Sure, coitus does rank up there, but that's too easy.

Seriously, I just love a good sneeze!



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User currently offlineEWRCabincrew From United States of America, joined May 2006, 5523 posts, RR: 56
Reply 4, posted (7 years 2 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 1258 times:

Function? First dump and wizz of the day.

Fantasy? Sneeze, clean my ears and have an orgasm all at once. I'd explode.

Quoting PAHS200 (Reply 1):
i can see where this is going

And it went there.



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User currently offlineKiwiinOz From New Zealand, joined Oct 2005, 2165 posts, RR: 5
Reply 5, posted (7 years 2 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 1247 times:

I think lactating would be a lot of fun.

User currently offlineORDRyan28 From United States of America, joined Jul 2006, 988 posts, RR: 16
Reply 6, posted (7 years 2 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 1239 times:

besides the obvious one, a good sneeze would have to win. Also, I love scratching while flexing- that feels great!


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User currently offlineEmirates773ER From Pakistan, joined Jun 2005, 1448 posts, RR: 10
Reply 7, posted (7 years 2 months 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 1212 times:

Quoting EWRCabincrew (Reply 4):
Fantasy? Sneeze, clean my ears and have an orgasm all at once. I'd explode.

That would probably qualify for torture.



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User currently onlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29705 posts, RR: 59
Reply 8, posted (7 years 2 months 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 1193 times:

For some reason this thread made me think of this soundbite.



I am not sure "the pump" counts as a bodily function though.



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User currently offlineEWRCabincrew From United States of America, joined May 2006, 5523 posts, RR: 56
Reply 9, posted (7 years 2 months 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 1190 times:

Quoting Emirates773ER (Reply 7):

That would probably qualify for torture.

But in a good way.



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User currently offlineMirrodie From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 7438 posts, RR: 62
Reply 10, posted (7 years 2 months 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 1142 times:
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Quoting KiwiinOz (Reply 5):
I think lactating would be a lot of fun

That is certainly an interesting note. Will inquire this evening and let you know.



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User currently offlineShyFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (7 years 2 months 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 1136 times:

Quoting Mirrodie (Thread starter):
It's so cleansing and amazing. It feels immediately great.

I feel the same way about farting.


User currently offlineMirrodie From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 7438 posts, RR: 62
Reply 12, posted (7 years 2 months 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 1122 times:
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Quoting ShyFlyer (Reply 11):
I feel the same way about farting.

What a gas!  Wink



took less than 24 hours for the obligatory cleansing fart to come to pass.

no puns intended, of course.



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User currently offlineAtrude777 From United States of America, joined Aug 2003, 5686 posts, RR: 52
Reply 13, posted (7 years 2 months 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 1118 times:

i DO love a good sneeze... reminds me of the chat we had about that...

KFLLCFII> ahh I love a good sneeze
atrude777> i do to
atrude777> i just love to sneeze
atrude777> i set myself up
atrude777> stand.....
atrude777> aim for the ground....
KFLLCFII> It's almost...orgasmic...
atrude777> then *ACHOOO* my head goes literally flying.
Cadet57> you know, i sneezed once and i almost shit myself
atrude777> ROFLMFAO
atrude777> I F***G SPIT MY DRINK READING THAT LMAO
Cadet57> AHHHHCHOO, *shart*
KFLLCFII> eek

Alex



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User currently offlineFutureSDPDcop From United States of America, joined Feb 2006, 1293 posts, RR: 5
Reply 14, posted (7 years 2 months 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 1116 times:

What's the ban length for saying what everyone is thinking?

User currently offlineDerico From Argentina, joined Dec 1999, 4277 posts, RR: 12
Reply 15, posted (7 years 2 months 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 1112 times:

Hands down the strangest thread title to a topic in the non-av forum!


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User currently offlineMirrodie From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 7438 posts, RR: 62
Reply 16, posted (7 years 2 months 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 1102 times:
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Quoting FutureSDPDcop (Reply 14):
What's the ban length for saying what everyone is thinking?

......

Fire away.

Coitus has been covered.

But its all in its presentation.



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User currently offlineFutureSDPDcop From United States of America, joined Feb 2006, 1293 posts, RR: 5
Reply 17, posted (7 years 2 months 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 1093 times:

Yeah, forget that. And this message is too short.

[Edited 2007-02-20 06:00:04]

User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (7 years 2 months 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 1088 times:

Quoting Mirrodie (Reply 16):
But its all in its presentation.



Mark  Silly


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