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The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing  
User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20632 posts, RR: 62
Posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 1596 times:

The judge in this case is hilarious. Apparently he was a taxi driver in New York earlier in his life, and did a demo tape prior to opening hearings this week, so he could be the next Judge Judy. I think he's conducting a bit of a kangaroo court, especially when he comes up with lines like "in the old days, we'd go back into chambers and bash some heads to get this done".

Meanwhile, even though Anna Nicole's remains are embalmed, she's decomposing in the morgue, where she'll deteriorate beyond reasonable recognition by Saturday.

It looks like the fireworks have just begun, with Larry Birkhead's attorney getting up into the judge's face, and now there's a hearing in the Bahamas tomorrow that conflicts with the Florida hearing, but the FL judge is ordering everyone to appear in his court tomorrow, and not go to the Bahamas.

Why do these things always happen in Florida? Is there something in the water? I thought California was supposed to have a franchise on this stuff.


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User currently offlineCharlienorth From United States of America, joined Jun 2006, 1122 posts, RR: 4
Reply 1, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 1592 times:

Liked the line "dat babies on ice..I gan go lookatit anytime"classy guy

User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 1588 times:

I like the way he keeps saying, "You're done," then allows "one more question." I'm waiting for him to tell someone, "Shut yer trap."

Mark


User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20632 posts, RR: 62
Reply 3, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 1585 times:

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 2):
I'm waiting for him to tell someone, "Shut yer trap."

LOL, he just did to Birkhead's attorney at the end of her questioning Stern. "This is the one question you're never going to get to ask."



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User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 1578 times:

The whole thing reminds Harvey Birdman.



User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 1563 times:

Birkhead's ripping Stern a new one with his testimony.  bouncy . Stern brought in drugs and administered them to Anna while she was in the hospital? Did I hear that right?

Mark


User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20632 posts, RR: 62
Reply 6, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 1560 times:

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 5):
Stern brought in drugs and administered them to Anna while she was in the hospital?

I think so, I was on the phone, and only caught bits myself. I think Larry Birkhead is gonna be the new Kato Kaelin. The weeping on the stand was brilliant.



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User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 1553 times:

Anna's fine. Then Stern comes to visit. And thirty minutes later she's in a stupor. Sounds like it was a frequent occurrance.

Mark


User currently offlineCharlienorth From United States of America, joined Jun 2006, 1122 posts, RR: 4
Reply 8, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 1551 times:

Did anyone catch a line about the will being faxed five minutes before her death,I wasn't listening too well

User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20632 posts, RR: 62
Reply 9, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 1549 times:

Quoting Charlienorth (Reply 8):
faxed five minutes

I believe it was five days prior, around 2 or 3 in the morning.



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User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 1543 times:

Birkhead says there's another unknown potential father of the baby who's in South Carolina.

Mark


User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20632 posts, RR: 62
Reply 11, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 1540 times:

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 10):
South Carolina.

Who's had a vasectomy! LOL. This just keeps getting weirder and weirder.



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User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 1540 times:

Quoting Charlienorth (Reply 8):
Did anyone catch a line about the will being faxed five minutes before her death

Stern asked his legal partner to fax that to him, right?

Mark


User currently offlineKPDX From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 2748 posts, RR: 2
Reply 13, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 1537 times:

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 10):
Birkhead says there's another unknown potential father of the baby who's in South Carolina.

Whats next.......A possible father from Madagascar?  sarcastic  Big grin

KPDX  Smile



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User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 1534 times:

Quoting KPDX (Reply 13):
A possible father from Madagascar?

"I like to move it, move it."



User currently offlineCharlienorth From United States of America, joined Jun 2006, 1122 posts, RR: 4
Reply 15, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 1519 times:

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 12):
Quoting Charlienorth (Reply 8):
Did anyone catch a line about the will being faxed five minutes before her death

Stern asked his legal partner to fax that to him, right?

Mark

I kind of thought I heard that....is there anyone here besides me that didn't do her? The line is getting very long


User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20632 posts, RR: 62
Reply 16, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 1516 times:

Quoting Charlienorth (Reply 15):
is there anyone here besides me that didn't do her?

 white 



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User currently offlineCharlienorth From United States of America, joined Jun 2006, 1122 posts, RR: 4
Reply 17, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 1501 times:

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 16):
Quoting Charlienorth (Reply 15):
is there anyone here besides me that didn't do her?


Good at least I'm not alone Smile but you might have been drunk and just don't remember.


User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20632 posts, RR: 62
Reply 18, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 1461 times:

Quoting Charlienorth (Reply 17):
you might have been drunk and just don't remember.

 Wow!

The big thing I don't understand about this hearing is that the judge is obviously compassionate towards Birkhead, but his lawyer keeps treating the judge like she's about to ass-rape him with her splintered broom. If it was me on the stand, I'd just tell her to shut it.



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User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 1458 times:

I wish they'd just give her body over to any damn one . . . this is the most ridiculous crap I've seen in ages. Fox News and CNN Headline News are both carrying this zircus attempting to pass itself off as a court of law LIVE! What a joke.

She's dead, unless someone murdered her, let her go. No one - in the big scheme of things - will remember or give a shit in 6 months.

Quoting Charlienorth (Reply 15):
is there anyone here besides me that didn't do her?

 wave 


User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20632 posts, RR: 62
Reply 20, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 1453 times:

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 19):
I wish they'd just give her body over to any damn one

I think the judge should order a simple burial, let all the interested parties pony up an equal share, get Anna Nicole into the ground, then fight over it later. Whomever wins can exhume her body and bury it wherever they please. This whole fight is supposed to be about who gets to bury her, but it's turned into a circus of who loved her more, issues of paternity, and her prescriptions.

It's obvious she was an addict, and kept Stern around as her enabler. If Birkhead was her supplier, she'd never ever risk her supply by kicking him out as much as she did. What any of that has to do with who should get to bury her is beyond me.



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User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 1445 times:

Quoting AeroWesty (Thread starter):
Why do these things always happen in Florida?

 yes  Why do you think I left S. Florida like a rat of a sinking ship and am considering moving to TN.?


User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days ago) and read 1418 times:

Now one of the lawyers just passed out...  rotfl   rotfl   rotfl  (laughing because he appears to be ok)

User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20632 posts, RR: 62
Reply 23, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days ago) and read 1415 times:

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 22):
Now one of the lawyers just passed out.

It was Anna Nicole's mother's lawyer.



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User currently offlineDSMflyer From United States of America, joined Jan 2006, 402 posts, RR: 0
Reply 24, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 1387 times:

This is a fucking joke. The judge is bawling now?

25 AsstChiefMark : The judge has gone bonkers. Crying, etc.
26 Post contains images TedTAce : So the Daughter gets the body?
27 AeroWesty : LOL, if there couldn't be any more drama, the judge is crying while issuing his order. Anna Nicole gets buried in the Bahamas next to her son.
28 AsstChiefMark : The kid's lawyer does. This is just the first of many, many chapters to a long story regarding the burial. Mark
29 AsstChiefMark : Not yet. Someone will sue to dig up Danny to be moved. The only thing the judge said is that Anna SHOULD be with Danny. It's not an order. Mark
30 AeroWesty : God, this is nuts! Apparently, the baby's daughter's guardian hasn't said where he wants Anna Nicole buried, and the judge hasn't made a decision wher
31 Post contains images TedTAce :
32 STLGph : this is great! ordered in pizzas, stopped working for an hour and sat in front of the tv to watch this! he's great! wow!
33 Jaysit : Judge Judy needs to come in and bitch slap some sense into that dumbass drama queen of a judge. Who cries while delivering a verdict?
34 AsstChiefMark : Judge Judy's replacement. Mark
35 Post contains images KPDX : Next, he is probably going to admit that he is the babys daddy. This judge is a fricken' media whore to the third degree. KPDX
36 Jalto27R : I'm the real father of Anna Nicole's baby. My lawyer is filing the proper paperwork to attain custody of the wealt...I mean child. I swear I loved her
37 LTBEWR : First of all, none of these hearings should have been held with TV Cameras, video or sound access. It looked pretty bad from what I could see, and the
38 AsstChiefMark : I was actually glad to NOT hear that shit for a change. Mark
39 ANCFlyer : Smartest post in this thread. That whole hearing was a joke. The judge is a joke. I can't believe some people - Gavin - actually stopped 'work' to wa
40 Post contains images Boston92 : Just a matter of time before it is on CBS's daytime line-up.
41 Post contains images KPDX : Heres the drama queen judge crying for those who missed it. Sound is a little off track. KPDX
42 STLGph : OH COME ON! it was riveting!
43 Confuscius : Who'll be buried first, James Brown or Anna Nicole Smith?
44 Post contains images OB1504 : Looks like she was finally buried in the Bahamas: CNN interrupted their coverage of a bombing in Iraq to show the motorcade taking her body to MIA to
45 Post contains images Confuscius : Looks like she was finally buried in the Bahamas: Betcha James Brown is jealous. He's still looking for a grave.
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