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Jingles - The Stupid Ones  
User currently offlineFlyboyseven From Canada, joined Feb 2007, 903 posts, RR: 1
Posted (6 years 3 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 838 times:

Some jingles are good, there are some very stupid ones however.

This is possibly the stupidist one I have ever heard. It is for a local Ford dealership (Steve Marshell Ford)

STEVE CUTS THE MUSTARD, STEVE CUTS THE MUSARD EVERY TIME

Yeah it is stupid.


As long as the number of take-offs equals the number of landings...you're doing fine.
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User currently offlineLTU932 From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 13864 posts, RR: 51
Reply 1, posted (6 years 3 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 832 times:

HEAD ON. Apply directly to the forehead. HEAD ON. Apply directly to the forehead. HEAD ON. Apply directly to the forehead. HEAD ON. Apply directly to the forehead. etc.

What the hell were those people smoking when they came up with that?

User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (6 years 3 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 830 times:



User currently offlineWestJetYQQ From Canada, joined Jan 2007, 2986 posts, RR: 5
Reply 3, posted (6 years 3 months 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 822 times:

Quoting Flyboyseven (Thread starter):
STEVE CUTS THE MUSTARD, STEVE CUTS THE MUSARD EVERY TIME

Yeah that's retarted, listening to it makes me wanna punch babies!

Quoting LTU932 (Reply 1):
What the hell were those people smoking when they came up with that?

Pot


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User currently offlineORDRyan28 From United States of America, joined Jul 2006, 988 posts, RR: 17
Reply 4, posted (6 years 3 months 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 819 times:

Quoting LTU932 (Reply 1):
What the hell were those people smoking when they came up with that?

Really. I believe it was some kind of tainted drug that cleared their memory every 3 seconds, so they had to repeat themselves several times before realizing they've already conveyed their message.

idk what I just said?


Whoever said winning is not everything never fought cancer.
User currently offlineFlyboyseven From Canada, joined Feb 2007, 903 posts, RR: 1
Reply 5, posted (6 years 3 months 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 815 times:

WOW...I am stunned...That has got to be one of the most repetitive and stupid ads i have ever seen...I am still stunned...WOW


As long as the number of take-offs equals the number of landings...you're doing fine.
User currently offlineFlyboyseven From Canada, joined Feb 2007, 903 posts, RR: 1
Reply 6, posted (6 years 3 months 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 813 times:

I have now watched that flea market ad three time...it is mesmerizing.....must visit flea marker montgomry....must visit flea market montgomry.......


As long as the number of take-offs equals the number of landings...you're doing fine.
User currently offlineFlyboyseven From Canada, joined Feb 2007, 903 posts, RR: 1
Reply 7, posted (6 years 3 months 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 807 times:

Now I have watched it eight times....that is sick....I am going to go sit in a corner now


As long as the number of take-offs equals the number of landings...you're doing fine.
User currently offlineWestJetYQQ From Canada, joined Jan 2007, 2986 posts, RR: 5
Reply 8, posted (6 years 3 months 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 807 times:

Quoting Flyboyseven (Reply 6):
I have now watched that flea market ad three time...it is mesmerizing

Yes....It it.......it almost makes me want to.....SHOP THERE!!!!


Will You Try to Change Things? Use the Power that you have, the Power of a Million new Ideas.
User currently offlineFlyboyseven From Canada, joined Feb 2007, 903 posts, RR: 1
Reply 9, posted (6 years 3 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 803 times:

Quoting WestJetYQQ (Reply 8):
Yes....It it.......it almost makes me want to.....SHOP THERE!!!!

YAHHH....pilgramige to FLEA MARKET MONTGOMRY, ITS JUST LIKE A MINI MALL.....YAHHHH


As long as the number of take-offs equals the number of landings...you're doing fine.
User currently offlineAirTranTUS From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (6 years 3 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 800 times:

Next BHM meet, you guys need to go south and get a pic in front of the "Mini Mall".

Quoting LTU932 (Reply 1):
HEAD ON. Apply directly to the forehead. HEAD ON. Apply directly to the forehead. HEAD ON. Apply directly to the forehead. HEAD ON. Apply directly to the forehead. etc.

As seen on Leno: Big Mac. Apply directly to your a$$. Big Mac. Apply directly to your a$$. Big Mac. Apply directly to your a$$.

User currently offlineSan747 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 4934 posts, RR: 13
Reply 11, posted (6 years 3 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 795 times:

Quoting LTU932 (Reply 1):
HEAD ON. Apply directly to the forehead. HEAD ON. Apply directly to the forehead. HEAD ON. Apply directly to the forehead. HEAD ON. Apply directly to the forehead. etc.

Oh my God!!! Whenever I saw that commercial, I wanted to kill someone!  banghead 


Scotty doesn't know...
User currently offlineFlyboyseven From Canada, joined Feb 2007, 903 posts, RR: 1
Reply 12, posted (6 years 3 months 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 787 times:

So there are three stupid jingles in the world...sounds a little low...whatever


As long as the number of take-offs equals the number of landings...you're doing fine.
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