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One For The Breeders...the Contents Of Her Handbag  
User currently offlineJafa39 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (7 years 1 month 3 weeks 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 1636 times:

Somehow or other, grab the wife/girlf/hooker's handbag and list the contents.

Mrs Jafa's:

Purse

Dental Floss

Ciggies (tut tut!)

2 lighters (one doesn't work)

A very old and suspect packet of chewy mints

Cellphone (battery flat)

A book of telephone numbers

A pen (mine)

Reading Glasses

Random dust bunnies

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User currently offlineTransWorldSTL From United States of America, joined Mar 2006, 568 posts, RR: 1
Reply 1, posted (7 years 1 month 3 weeks 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 1636 times:

Seems like an invasion of privacy, and something a homeless pervert in an urban park would ask of people.

User currently offlineAndz From South Africa, joined Feb 2004, 8416 posts, RR: 11
Reply 2, posted (7 years 1 month 3 weeks 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 1618 times:
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Quoting Jafa39 (Thread starter):
One For The Breeders

WTF?



After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF...
User currently offlineCastleIsland From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (7 years 1 month 3 weeks 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 1597 times:

It's 1,050 miles away, but I can assure you that it contains:

Wallet
Credit/bank cards
Lip balm
Little else

Nothing like a low maintenance koochie.  tongue 

Quoting Andz (Reply 2):
Quoting Jafa39 (Thread starter):
One For The Breeders

WTF?

C'mon Andz, were you born Wednesday?


User currently offlineAndz From South Africa, joined Feb 2004, 8416 posts, RR: 11
Reply 4, posted (7 years 1 month 3 weeks 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 1594 times:
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Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 3):
C'mon Andz, were you born Wednesday?

I honestly have no idea what he means. Mind you that applies to most of Jafa's posts  Smile



After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF...
User currently offlineShyFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (7 years 1 month 3 weeks 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 1580 times:

Quoting Andz (Reply 4):
I honestly have no idea what he means

If you are referring to "breeders," then he is referring to those individuals involved in heterosexual relationships. This may be of some interest as well: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=breeders

If that isn't what you were talking about, well, then, um, I guess I just embarrassed myself.  Embarrassment


User currently offlineJafa39 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (7 years 1 month 3 weeks 5 days 17 hours ago) and read 1560 times:

Quoting TransWorldSTL (Reply 1):
Seems like an invasion of privacy, and something a homeless pervert in an urban park would ask of people.

Well that's me busted!! But I bet she knows exactly what's in your pockets!  Smile

Quoting Andz (Reply 2):
WTF?

I got ticked off for using the term "Partner" in another of my posts so I borrowed ZippyJets' descriptor for heterosexual people.

Quoting ShyFlyer (Reply 5):
If that isn't what you were talking about, well, then, um, I guess I just embarrassed myself.

No mate, you're on the money!


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