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One For The Breeders...the Contents Of Her Handbag

Jafa39 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (6 years 2 months 3 weeks 5 days 17 hours ago) and read 1289 times:

Somehow or other, grab the wife/girlf/hooker's handbag and list the contents.

Mrs Jafa's:

Purse

Dental Floss

Ciggies (tut tut!)

2 lighters (one doesn't work)

A very old and suspect packet of chewy mints

Cellphone (battery flat)

A book of telephone numbers

A pen (mine)

Reading Glasses

Random dust bunnies

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TransWorldSTL From United States of America, joined Mar 2006, 568 posts, RR: 1
Reply 1, posted (6 years 2 months 3 weeks 5 days 17 hours ago) and read 1289 times:

Seems like an invasion of privacy, and something a homeless pervert in an urban park would ask of people.

Andz From South Africa, joined Feb 2004, 8298 posts, RR: 11
Reply 2, posted (6 years 2 months 3 weeks 5 days 17 hours ago) and read 1271 times:

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Quoting Jafa39 (Thread starter):
One For The Breeders

WTF?

After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF...

CastleIsland From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (6 years 2 months 3 weeks 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 1250 times:

It's 1,050 miles away, but I can assure you that it contains:

Wallet
Credit/bank cards
Lip balm
Little else

Nothing like a low maintenance koochie. tongue

Quoting Andz (Reply 2):
Quoting Jafa39 (Thread starter):
One For The Breeders

WTF?

C'mon Andz, were you born Wednesday?

Andz From South Africa, joined Feb 2004, 8298 posts, RR: 11
Reply 4, posted (6 years 2 months 3 weeks 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 1247 times:

Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 3):
C'mon Andz, were you born Wednesday?

I honestly have no idea what he means. Mind you that applies to most of Jafa's posts Smile

After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF...

ShyFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (6 years 2 months 3 weeks 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 1233 times:

Quoting Andz (Reply 4):
I honestly have no idea what he means

If you are referring to "breeders," then he is referring to those individuals involved in heterosexual relationships. This may be of some interest as well: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=breeders

If that isn't what you were talking about, well, then, um, I guess I just embarrassed myself. Embarrassment

Jafa39 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (6 years 2 months 3 weeks 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 1213 times:

Quoting TransWorldSTL (Reply 1):
Seems like an invasion of privacy, and something a homeless pervert in an urban park would ask of people.

Well that's me busted!! But I bet she knows exactly what's in your pockets! Smile

Quoting Andz (Reply 2):
WTF?

I got ticked off for using the term "Partner" in another of my posts so I borrowed ZippyJets' descriptor for heterosexual people.

Quoting ShyFlyer (Reply 5):
If that isn't what you were talking about, well, then, um, I guess I just embarrassed myself.

No mate, you're on the money!

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