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User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 4091 times:

Yeah, I know. It's a controversial topic. But this is just plain nuts:



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User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20555 posts, RR: 62
Reply 1, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 4089 times:

No way! Lysol "in there"?!?


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User currently offlineFutureSDPDcop From United States of America, joined Feb 2006, 1293 posts, RR: 5
Reply 2, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 4090 times:

Douching is not healthy. It messes up the Ph balance of the vagina...no joke. Looking for the link on that.

User currently offlineFutureSDPDcop From United States of America, joined Feb 2006, 1293 posts, RR: 5
Reply 3, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 4085 times:

Douches may consist of water, water mixed with vinegar, or even antiseptic chemicals. Frequent douching with water may result in an imbalance of the pH of the vagina, and thus may put women at risk for possible vaginal infections.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douching


User currently offlineCastleIsland From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 4075 times:

I'm a lucky SOB. Me GFs cooch tastes like smoky, peaty honey (for scotch drinkers, Talisker), and her butt tastes like sugar. I've been in situations where things were decidedly otherwise, and it ain't perty. Did I mention that I love the taste of smoky/peaty honey and sugar?  tongue 

User currently offlineFutureSDPDcop From United States of America, joined Feb 2006, 1293 posts, RR: 5
Reply 5, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 4071 times:

I only go down in the shower or immediately following said shower.

User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 4067 times:

Quoting FutureSDPDcop (Reply 3):
Frequent douching with water may result in an imbalance of the pH of the vagina

What about Diet Coke and Mentos?  champagne 

I can only imagine what that would feel like.  eyepopping 


User currently offlineFutureSDPDcop From United States of America, joined Feb 2006, 1293 posts, RR: 5
Reply 7, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 4058 times:

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 6):
What about Diet Coke and Mentos?

I can only imagine what that would feel like.

 bomb 


User currently offlineBHMNONREV From Australia, joined Aug 2003, 1373 posts, RR: 4
Reply 8, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 4045 times:

Quoting FutureSDPDcop (Reply 2):
Douching is not healthy. It messes up the Ph balance of the vagina...no joke.

I am reminded of a phrase from my youth..

"If it smells like fish, it's a dish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone....."  scratchchin 


User currently offlineLASOctoberB6 From Japan, joined Nov 2006, 2380 posts, RR: 1
Reply 9, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 4029 times:

Quoting BHMNONREV (Reply 8):
"If it smells like fish, it's a dish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone....."

i beg to differ....  Smile



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User currently offlineBlackbird From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 4032 times:

While excessive douching can screw up pH and such, It is still obviously important to keep things clean of course, at least if you want your boyfriend to go down on you on a regular basis (which as a heterosexual female, I do)

Not to mention, I wouldn't be all that tolerant about giving a blowjob to a guy who's balls were all filthy and sweaty down there! (Hey, I don't like my meat seasoned, dude!)

Andrea Kent


User currently offlineFutureSDPDcop From United States of America, joined Feb 2006, 1293 posts, RR: 5
Reply 11, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 4008 times:

Quoting Blackbird (Reply 10):
I wouldn't be all that tolerant about giving a blowjob to a guy who's balls were all filthy and sweaty down there!

Amen!

Signed,

AeroWesty


User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 4003 times:

Quoting BHMNONREV (Reply 8):
If it smells like fish, it's a dish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone...

What if it smells like phenol?


User currently offlineTransWorldSTL From United States of America, joined Mar 2006, 568 posts, RR: 1
Reply 13, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 3993 times:

Quoting Blackbird (Reply 10):
I wouldn't be all that tolerant about giving a blowjob to a guy who's balls were all filthy and sweaty down there!

Agreed.

Douching is an important part of every straight woman, and gay man's life.


User currently offlineFemme From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 3917 times:

OMG......I laughed my SMELLY socks off at that !!  laughing 

Did women realy use that stuff ??...Looks like an Ad from the 50's ?

Did they have Bidet's in those days ? Or did they use a jug and a bucket ?...........  scratchchin 

Wonder if Ebay has some...........  Wink


User currently offlineJetsGo From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 3083 posts, RR: 5
Reply 15, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 3900 times:

Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 4):
butt tastes like sugar.

You nasty salad tosser. I can't even begin to imagine how disgusting that is.  butthead 



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User currently offlineTWISTEDWHISPER From Sweden, joined Aug 2003, 711 posts, RR: 2
Reply 16, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 15 hours ago) and read 3876 times:

Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 4):
tastes like smoky, peaty honey (for scotch drinkers, Talisker

So she's using Talisker, not Lysol? Good for you.

I'm trying to think of ways in which I can utilize this information.... I give up. It is useless. I can't even store that nugget in the back of my head to use it against you in future threads. Completely and utter useless.





Read between the lines.
User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 5
Reply 17, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 15 hours ago) and read 3867 times:

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 1):
No way! Lysol "in there"?!?

 scratchchin  I thought this would be out of the realm of your expertise. Are you a closet breeder?!?

Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 4):
I'm a lucky SOB. Me GFs cooch tastes like smoky, peaty honey (for scotch drinkers, Talisker), and her butt tastes like sugar.

A wee bit too much information, there. Do you eat it Pittsburgh-style?

Quoting BHMNONREV (Reply 8):
"If it smells like fish, it's a dish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone....."

"Tastes like chicken, keep on lickin'. Smells like trout, get the hell out...."

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 12):
What if it smells like phenol?

Or amyl nitrite...  yuck 


User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20555 posts, RR: 62
Reply 18, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 15 hours ago) and read 3858 times:

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 17):
Are you a closet breeder?!?

I am shocked, shocked mind you, that you would smeer my good name with such words!  Wink For punishment, you shall get pink shorts for Richard Simmons' next Dancin' With The Oldies video.

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 17):
amyl nitrite

Mmmm, poppers!  yummy 



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User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 5
Reply 19, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 15 hours ago) and read 3855 times:

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 18):
For punishment, you shall get pink shorts for Richard Simmons' next Dancin' With The Oldies video.

Well...OK, but no sequins. I couldn't possiby show up in the same outfit as STL.  snooty 


User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20555 posts, RR: 62
Reply 20, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 15 hours ago) and read 3850 times:

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 19):
I couldn't possiby show up in the same outfit as STL

No worries there, I understand that since he's been taken up in the news room, there's a certain Rosalind Russell My Girl Friday air about him now.



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User currently offlineBHMNONREV From Australia, joined Aug 2003, 1373 posts, RR: 4
Reply 21, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 3828 times:

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 17):
Smells like trout, get the hell out...."

Always been kinda partial to tuna myself....

Quoting Blackbird (Reply 10):
While excessive douching can screw up pH and such, It is still obviously important to keep things clean of course, at least if you want your boyfriend to go down on you on a regular basis (which as a heterosexual female, I do)

Not to mention, I wouldn't be all that tolerant about giving a blowjob to a guy who's balls were all filthy and sweaty down there! (Hey, I don't like my meat seasoned, dude!)

Ahhh yes, the dreaded smegma...aka head cheese....  vomit 


User currently offlineKunoichi From Denmark, joined Jan 2007, 796 posts, RR: 15
Reply 22, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 3819 times:

Quoting Blackbird (Reply 10):
While excessive douching can screw up pH and such, It is still obviously important to keep things clean of course, at least if you want your boyfriend to go down on you on a regular basis (which as a heterosexual female, I do)


That's why you can get special soaps at the pharmacy which straightens out the pH.  Smile Some of them even prevent thrush and they're not medicated. The best brand here is called Femal (no "e").

It's well worth it... with sensitive skin, I wouldn't dare using soap or plain water...  crazy 

Crummy pH itches like a biatch...



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User currently offlineMiamiair From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 13 hours ago) and read 3794 times:

Quoting Kunoichi (Reply 22):
Crummy pH itches like a biatch.

Are you sure its not the crabs?
 Big grin

[Edited 2007-03-07 12:30:46]

User currently offlineKunoichi From Denmark, joined Jan 2007, 796 posts, RR: 15
Reply 24, posted (7 years 5 months 4 weeks 12 hours ago) and read 3748 times:

Quoting Miamiair (Reply 23):
Are you sure its not the crabs?
Big grin

Pretty sure- I didn't sleep with you  Wink



"Do you speak fluent Canadian?"
25 Post contains images Jamman : I reading out some of the replies to this in my office, this is a classic thread......one comment was "this is an avaiation website?"
26 LHMARK : As a copywriter, I love the masterful implication that, if you don't douche, you don't love your husband and are doomed to a cold, failed marriage. Th
27 Post contains images IAH777 : Can someone please translate poofish to breedish?
28 Post contains images AAce24 :
29 Miamiair : I am positive...My wife keeps me happy. Let's not get into a question of standards though...
30 Pope : Your wife keeps me happy too. (I couldn't resist).
31 Post contains images Scbriml : Don't knock it till you've tried it!
32 Dougloid : Wait a minute....what's the objection here? Is it smell or flavor?
33 Post contains images IAH777 : No wonder Logan22's breath always smells like ass.
34 Blackbird : How did salad-tossing become an expression for a rim-job? I know it's a prison term, but how did someone associate analingus with tossing a salad? And
35 Dougloid : Anyone remember the Fugs singing "Coca Cola Douche"?
36 LHMARK : I think it had something to do with the use of dressing. Probably creamy ranch.
37 AsstChiefMark : Vinegar and water. Or is that vinegar and oil? I forget. Mark
38 Blackbird : LHMARK, Are you serious? Andrea K
39 Post contains images AndesSMF : Some of you boys sound prudish... Yuck!...I won't do that! Remember, variety is the spice of life, and one key to a happy marriage!
40 Blackbird : Oh, no I'm not objecting to him rimming his girlfriend or wife, I've been rimmed before-- feels awesome (AMAZING) actually, but not all guys are for i
41 LHMARK : Let's save this quote for the Annual A.net awards in December. It could be this year's answer to "Dude, does your pussy hurt?"
42 Post contains images AeroWesty : LOL, dear Rosalind was sort of butch in that flick, so our Gavin most likely won't be showing up in sequins. No official word yet, just an assumption
43 Post contains images YWG : Speaking of which....
44 FRAspotter : Yeah I saw a very similar 50's era newspaper ad about feminine hygene and the use of Lysol as part of the "Headlines" segment on Jay Leno about a mon
45 Falstaff : What is that? I am up for anything at least once. I have been with women that don't like that kind of stuff. Some of my students have been in prison
46 Post contains images Kunoichi : Just kidding around...
47 Adopim88 : Definitly a +1 on that.... I do think the least they can do is wash it while in the shower. Although, most girls would say that, but then those same
48 Post contains links IAH777 : Peruse at your leisure.
49 Metroliner : frankly, i'm just amazed someone hasn't put the 'this thread is useless without pics' thing up... toni
50 IAH777 : I'm not. And I sure don't care to watch someone lavage their mattlad, thank you.
51 AsstChiefMark : Here's a douching video for your viewing pleasure.
52 Post contains images IAH777 : Feck....I'm fairly certain I used to drink hyper-sugary fruit juice out of those things.
53 Post contains images AsstChiefMark : Ever see a Fleet enema? Ever see one in use? It ain't pretty. Mark [Edited 2007-03-09 00:06:03]
54 Falstaff : I asked and got two different answers. One was just a regular BJ and another was a rim job. Both of these guys have heard it refered to as both. I do
55 Metroliner : awesome. thank you. toni
56 Blackbird : How did feminine hygiene become infused with rim-jobs, and talking about various steak cooking styles? Andrea K
57 AndesSMF : 99% men website with only .5% of the men getting laid regularly comes to mind.
58 YWG : :D Well what did you expect, a.net is always a sausage party and will be forever! Long live the arm chair 14 year old CEO's giving sexual and dating
59 Post contains links Zippyjet : Dude, which celebrity does your GF look like? I've heard it said as If it smells like fish, eat as you wish. Still saying it either way is OK by me.
60 CaptOveur : for the sake of the thread I would say "No, but it does smell."
61 Post contains images ShyFlyer : Possibly:
62 Post contains images Adopim88 :
63 PROSA : Brown sugar I presume?
64 Post contains links and images Zippyjet : Nope try Tootsy Rolls! Whippin the skippy builds ones arms and the ladies do like buff arms and ham hands. And some sage advice for some of you who s
65 Virgin744 : That's just sick, you need to wash your mouth out with soap and water, actually...make that Lysol. I thought this was a decent conservative website a
66 CHRISBA777ER : Spot on - the listen to the man. He is talking sense. Nothing wrong with it at all. Is that the scientific name for it now? 0.5% - No way. Its nearer
67 CHRISBA777ER : I started a thread like this the other week and everyone said i was sick and it got deleted! How unfair! : )
68 Post contains images IAH777 : Paging Dr. Quitcherbitchin....please respond with the Waaaaahmbulance....
69 CHRISBA777ER : LOL!!! Yeah well - its either bitch here or go back to bitching in the A v B threads. I prefer this thread - smells nicer.
70 Post contains images Vaporlock : That was a joke on Jay Leno last week......too funny!!! Phyllis
71 MCOflyer : What do rim jobs have to do with feminine hygiene? MCOflyer
72 Post contains images CHRISBA777ER : Absolutely nothing if you are a gay man, but its quite important if you are heterosexual. If i were a woman I would consider carefully my feminine hy
73 Post contains images Zippyjet : Anything and everything! That little brown ring ain't the only thing. I please and tease my many women with my tantalizing tongue and Zippy savors th
74 Blackbird : LOL, Good point CHRISBA777ER, And to Zippyjet, just LoL Andrea K
75 Access-Air : I hate having to see adverts about it on TV during dinner time.......Feminine Itch is not something that I even what to think about under normal circu
76 AsstChiefMark : HardOn ... Apply directly to the coochie. HardOn ... Apply directly to the coochie. HardOn ... Apply directly to the coochie.
77 Post contains links WestJetForLife : I think there's a song written by Todd Yohn called "Feminine Hygiene" that is really quite entertaining. http://www.devilducky.com/media/24117/ It rea
78 EWRCabincrew : Very good. Many points for the douche commercial too. Sitting here laughing my ass off at that one.
79 Access-Air : Oh yes, I almost forgot the Vaginal Yeast Infections.....Those are the best, especialy whne you are eating your dinner watching TV.....YUCK!!!!!!!!!!
80 Post contains images IAH777 : Especially if you bake your own bread.
81 Jaysit : So what do you red-blooded straight guys do when you make your way down there and it smells like a sewer on a hot summer day? Do you make your way bac
82 AndesSMF : Don't touch it. But usually you get an idea of what to expect before you get there. Not really. It is like those with strong body odors will have it
83 Post contains images Skidmarks : I thought I had seen most things in life, but a thread on femenine hygene that turns into a discussion on oral sex in an aviation website?- that takes
84 Post contains images IAH777 : Last I heard, hornking in her cooter is a major turn-off.
85 Post contains images Kieron747 : Not me! I love it, and my girlfriend loves it too. Of course you have to remember, if you go muff-diving, she's likely to return the favour and smoke
86 Post contains images IAH777 : One time, I got down there and it was so ripe I involuntarily muttered "Oh, Jesus Christ...." Does that count?
87 Miamiair : Did you finish the deed?
88 Post contains images Kieron747 : I'm sure he did, but had furry teeth afterwards. Kieron747
89 Miamiair : You have to pull the plug out with your teeth!!!
90 BHMNONREV : It makes for excellent dental floss...
91 EWRCabincrew : And it's curly so you don't poke your eye out.
92 Post contains images ConcordeLoss : I'm surprised you didn't elaborate further.
93 AndesSMF : I only made one mistake after being 'down there'. So I repeat it for other not to do this. Do not, do not, do not, go down there right after you have
94 Post contains images Mbj-11 : Well in my country, we prefer to give the ladies the rod than lip service.
95 IAH777 : Negative, Ghostrider. It fit the "smells like trout" criterion, so I "got the hell out." WTF?
96 Post contains images Saxdiva :
97 Zippyjet : Been there done that!
98 Blackbird : Hey Skidmarks, My thought exactly, Andrea Kent
99 Post contains images Mika : Read that ad with that typical 50's advertiser voice that you hear in the old cigarette commericals etc, hilarious stuff!
100 Post contains images Fridgmus : Blackbird, you are one of the coolest women I've ever "encountered"! Skidmarks, right on! Eatin' pussy and lickin' the rosebud, two of life's greatest
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