Congratulations! This is your lucky week, Mirrodie, as this thread earned you one of the very rare good-humoured replies on airwhiners.net: Mirrodie Washes His Pussy. Be not surprised should you find a genuine letter in your mailbox claiming that you've won twenty million pounds in the lottery without even playing, or alternatively a letter from your airline alliance of choice entitling you to lifelong unlimited first class travel free of charge. All that on top of surviving an attempt to douche and rinse your pussy.
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Srbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 1495 times:
That's pretty damn funny! I remember when I was a kid, we had a cat that liked to hang out on the side of the tub while my mom would take a bath. A few times Tabby fell in and used my mom's back as the way out.
LogansGirl From United States of America, joined Mar 2007, 54 posts, RR: 0
Reply 12, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 1481 times:
I have one cat I adopted at appropriate kitten age, and one that "came with the house." The one I got as a kitten tolerates bathes, the other I have never attempted. The viddy is definitely going on to other cat lovers I know...
LHboyatDTW From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 2 hours ago) and read 1406 times:
That video on washing cats explains why I'm more of a dog person. Sure my dogs hate getting bathed, but at least I know that I won't walk out of the bathroom looking like I just ran through barbed wire. It kinda reminds me of taking care of my friend's parrot that flew into my mom's hair.
Searpqx From Netherlands, joined Jun 2000, 4344 posts, RR: 10
Reply 14, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 1 hour ago) and read 1394 times:
Believe it or not - we give one of our cats regular showers. We adopted him as a small kitten on Maui, and by the end of the first week his beautiful gray stripes were a muddy reddish brown. So into the shower he went - he was small enough to control, and by the time he was full grown, he'd learned to tolerate it. He even sticks his head in the shower when we're taking our showers, but he won't voluntarily get under the water.
Our other cat however is the classic water hating meat grinder when brought w/in five feet of any body of water. Makes for an interesting display watching him try to get across the deck when its raining out!
"The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity"
Mirrodie From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 7454 posts, RR: 61
Reply 15, posted (7 years 11 months 3 weeks 4 days 1 hour ago) and read 1381 times:
Quoting Saxdiva (Reply 1): the only difference between a cat and a wolverine is a few drops of water.
OMG, ain't that the truth!! Thank goodness I only had to deal with their hind claws. I held them and wifey bathed them. Yes, that's right, wifey helped me wash my, as some have so eloquently put it, pussies.
Had I only known about step 6, I might have escaped unscathed.
My cousins recently bought a house that "came with the cat" too. I guess selling the cat with the house is not uncommon
Quoting Aloges (Reply 7): This is your lucky week, Mirrodie, as this thread earned you one of the very rare good-humoured replies on airwhiners.net
I,..... I,........ I, ....sniff,.... I don't know what to say!!!! I'm just so honored....
I'd like to thank the Airliners.net Academy of Posts, all my fans, all the people that helped get me here. I'd like to thank my parents, , my high school guidance counselor, wifey, kids, my whiney fans and especially my cats. Thank you for all your support.
I don't what's better, knowing that I've won F class seats for life or knowing that while I'm out there living life, someone has the good and common decency to worry about getting my tits in a flutter and washing my cats! Thank goodness the good and decent folks of airwhiners are there, for without them, there would be no depravity nor laughter.