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User currently offlineMirrodie From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 7444 posts, RR: 62
Posted (7 years 7 months 1 week 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 1528 times:
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We've got a pair of cats. They got into the crawlspace the other day and quite filthy.
So we gave them a bath..

It was a crazy affair. Too bad we didn't have the following video to help.




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User currently offlineSaxdiva From United States of America, joined Jun 2004, 2382 posts, RR: 42
Reply 1, posted (7 years 7 months 1 week 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 1522 times:

I realized pretty quick that the only difference between a cat and a wolverine is a few drops of water.

How many stitches did it require?


User currently offlineKlaus From Germany, joined Jul 2001, 21486 posts, RR: 53
Reply 2, posted (7 years 7 months 1 week 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 1509 times:

 rotfl   bigthumbsup 

User currently offlineBMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 58
Reply 3, posted (7 years 7 months 1 week 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1474 times:

Oh My Big grin

That video is hilarious  bigthumbsup 



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User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11669 posts, RR: 60
Reply 4, posted (7 years 7 months 1 week 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1457 times:

 rotfl   rotfl 


I do hope no cat's were harmed in the making of that video Big grin



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User currently offlineBHMBAGLOCK From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 2698 posts, RR: 5
Reply 5, posted (7 years 7 months 1 week 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1448 times:

Some find it's easier to keep your pussies clean if you shave them.

Preventative maintenance is important you know.



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User currently offlineWalter747 From United States of America, joined Oct 2006, 1440 posts, RR: 4
Reply 6, posted (7 years 7 months 1 week 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1445 times:

Hahahah thats hilarious.  rotfl 

Good choice.  bigthumbsup 



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User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8726 posts, RR: 43
Reply 7, posted (7 years 7 months 1 week 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1442 times:

Quoting Mirrodie (Thread starter):
Washing My Cats.

Congratulations! This is your lucky week, Mirrodie, as this thread earned you one of the very rare good-humoured replies on airwhiners.net: Mirrodie Washes His Pussy. Be not surprised should you find a genuine letter in your mailbox claiming that you've won twenty million pounds in the lottery without even playing, or alternatively a letter from your airline alliance of choice entitling you to lifelong unlimited first class travel free of charge. All that on top of surviving an attempt to douche and rinse your pussy.



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User currently offlineCharger From United States of America, joined Oct 2006, 273 posts, RR: 0
Reply 8, posted (7 years 7 months 1 week 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1437 times:

My brother once tried to wash our cat when we were kids, But he couldn't get him in the washing machine. Big grin
He does have a few scars to remember the incident though.


User currently offlineSrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (7 years 7 months 1 week 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1433 times:

That's pretty damn funny! I remember when I was a kid, we had a cat that liked to hang out on the side of the tub while my mom would take a bath. A few times Tabby fell in and used my mom's back as the way out.

User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (7 years 7 months 1 week 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1424 times:

And here's some hot, incestual mother/daughter pussy licking.



User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8726 posts, RR: 43
Reply 11, posted (7 years 7 months 1 week 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1419 times:

Quoting Charger (Reply 8):
He does have a few scars to remember the incident though.

Should have worn chain mail...



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User currently offlineLogansGirl From United States of America, joined Mar 2007, 54 posts, RR: 0
Reply 12, posted (7 years 7 months 1 week 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1419 times:

I have one cat I adopted at appropriate kitten age, and one that "came with the house." The one I got as a kitten tolerates bathes, the other I have never attempted. The viddy is definitely going on to other cat lovers I know...


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User currently offlineLHboyatDTW From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (7 years 7 months 1 week 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 1344 times:

That video on washing cats explains why I'm more of a dog person. Sure my dogs hate getting bathed, but at least I know that I won't walk out of the bathroom looking like I just ran through barbed wire. It kinda reminds me of taking care of my friend's parrot that flew into my mom's hair.

[Edited 2007-03-18 04:19:22]

User currently offlineSearpqx From Netherlands, joined Jun 2000, 4344 posts, RR: 10
Reply 14, posted (7 years 7 months 1 week 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 1332 times:

Believe it or not - we give one of our cats regular showers. We adopted him as a small kitten on Maui, and by the end of the first week his beautiful gray stripes were a muddy reddish brown. So into the shower he went - he was small enough to control, and by the time he was full grown, he'd learned to tolerate it. He even sticks his head in the shower when we're taking our showers, but he won't voluntarily get under the water.

Our other cat however is the classic water hating meat grinder when brought w/in five feet of any body of water. Makes for an interesting display watching him try to get across the deck when its raining out!



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User currently offlineMirrodie From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 7444 posts, RR: 62
Reply 15, posted (7 years 7 months 1 week 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 1319 times:
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Quoting Saxdiva (Reply 1):
the only difference between a cat and a wolverine is a few drops of water.

OMG, ain't that the truth!! Thank goodness I only had to deal with their hind claws. I held them and wifey bathed them. Yes, that's right, wifey helped me wash my, as some have so eloquently put it, pussies.

Had I only known about step 6, I might have escaped unscathed. Big grin

Quoting LogansGirl (Reply 12):
one that "came with the house."

My cousins recently bought a house that "came with the cat" too. I guess selling the cat with the house is not uncommon  Wow!  Wow!  Wow!

Quoting Aloges (Reply 7):
This is your lucky week, Mirrodie, as this thread earned you one of the very rare good-humoured replies on airwhiners.net

I,..... I,........ I, ....sniff,.... I don't know what to say!!!! I'm just so honored....

I'd like to thank the Airliners.net Academy of Posts, all my fans, all the people that helped get me here. I'd like to thank my parents, , my high school guidance counselor, wifey, kids, my whiney fans and especially my cats. Thank you for all your support.

I don't what's better, knowing that I've won F class seats for life or knowing that while I'm out there living life, someone has the good and common decency to worry about getting my tits in a flutter and washing my cats! Thank goodness the good and decent folks of airwhiners are there, for without them, there would be no depravity nor laughter.


Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 10):
And here's some hot, incestual mother/daughter pussy licking.

You think that's bad? Our two brother cats take social grooming to the extreme. Sorry, I don't have video though. I leave them to their privacy  Wink



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User currently offline1stfl94 From United Kingdom, joined May 2006, 1455 posts, RR: 0
Reply 16, posted (7 years 7 months 1 week 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 1182 times:

Quoting Saxdiva (Reply 1):
realized pretty quick that the only difference between a cat and a wolverine is a few drops of water.

It's that point you realise that the cat is actually more dangerous than a wolverine


User currently offlineKBFIspotter From United States of America, joined May 2005, 729 posts, RR: 1
Reply 17, posted (7 years 7 months 1 week 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 1078 times:

I actually need to wash my cat here soon... I think I will take that video seriously...

At least he is declawed. But it is his hind paws that will get ya, because he has some power in those legs...

Kris



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User currently offlineKmh1956 From Bermuda, joined Jun 2005, 3324 posts, RR: 7
Reply 18, posted (7 years 7 months 1 week 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 1065 times:

The funny thing is, cats don't NEED to be bathed. That's why they have those lovely little rough tongues.


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User currently offlineMirrodie From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 7444 posts, RR: 62
Reply 19, posted (7 years 7 months 1 week 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 1044 times:
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Quoting KBFIspotter (Reply 17):
I actually need to wash my cat here soon... I think I will take that video seriously...

PLease do and post your results. I would post how we did it but PETA might show up at our house.....KIDDING!!! Just kidding!!

Quoting Kmh1956 (Reply 18):
The funny thing is, cats don't NEED to be bathed.



Dude, normally I would agree. But after their romp in the crawlspace, their white underbellies were gray to drak grey. With a newborn in the house, we just had to help their cleaning along  Wink



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User currently offlineKBFIspotter From United States of America, joined May 2005, 729 posts, RR: 1
Reply 20, posted (7 years 7 months 1 week 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 992 times:

Quoting Kmh1956 (Reply 18):
The funny thing is, cats don't NEED to be bathed. That's why they have those lovely little rough tongues

Yep... but that rough little tongue does not get everything off....

Kris



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User currently offlineS12PPL From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (7 years 7 months 1 week 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 971 times:

Washing cats is very bad for their fur. The only time you should ever wash a cat, is if they get skunked, etc.

Washing them destroys the oils on their fur, and can actually cause hair loss, etc....


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