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Ever Have A Threesome With A Pet?  
User currently offlineFumanchewd From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (7 years 5 months 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 4152 times:

I had a date a few weeks ago with a beautiful girl who has recently purchased a puppy. Its a large breed and pretty big for its age-its huuuge puppy paws are frightening. So after an evening of dinner, sweaty groping, flailing body parts, and curious looks by the watching dog I passed out in her bed- extremely tired and drunk.

I woke up the next morning spooning this girl with her in front of me at around 0800 hot as hell and sweaty. It felt as though a heavy blanket was clinging to my back. I turned a little bit and looked behind me only to look into the beautiful brown eyes of her puppy. Her eyes were wide open looking into mine as I turned and I swear she was sneering. Her front leg was thrown over my shoulder and she was spooning me from behind. I was essentially the meat in a spooning sandwich and the worst part is I don't remember how far I let the dog go. I feel so cheap and degraded.  Wink Everytime time I think about that night I can't help recalling those huge paws groping me.

I seriously do not like dating women who allow dogs in their bed.

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User currently offlineCarmenlu15 From Guatemala, joined Dec 2004, 4757 posts, RR: 30
Reply 1, posted (7 years 5 months 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 4150 times:

Cue Gkirk jokes in 5... 4... 3... 2...  duck 


What do I know, I'm just an 'immature troublemaker with only a passing interest in aviation' (or so they say)
User currently offlineNeilYYZ From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (7 years 5 months 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 4141 times:

Well now, that's a story I might not have made public.

Look at the bright side, at least it was a female dog, a male dog and you might have had a problem.

PS - Go to a vet and get checked for fleas.


User currently offlineTom in NO From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 7194 posts, RR: 32
Reply 3, posted (7 years 5 months 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 4132 times:

Why is it that after reading this thread I can't get the term "doggie style" out of my mind?  confused 

Tom at MSY



"The criminal ineptitude makes you furious"-Bruce Springsteen, after seeing firsthand the damage from Hurricane Katrina
User currently offlineAndesSMF From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (7 years 5 months 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 4122 times:

Doesn't beat my story.

Girlfriend in the apartment, early 1994. We go in the bedroom, leaving my cat behind. So the cat starts meowing (very annoying) and I let her in so we can continue. So said cat parks herself in a way that anything 'hanging' is within easy reach...

Being a cautious man, I removed myself from possible danger ASAP, as I saw her intently staring and certain moving parts, and I was not letting her pounce on anything.


User currently offlineFumanchewd From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (7 years 5 months 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 4110 times:

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 4):
Being a cautious man, I removed myself from possible danger ASAP, as I saw her intently staring and certain moving parts, and I was not letting her pounce on anything.

Thats what you get for using catnip to get rid of jock itch.  Smile


User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 5
Reply 6, posted (7 years 5 months 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 4103 times:

The wife's dog is a panty raider and its always an underwear scavenger hunt to recover wayward drawers afterward. My shepherd just tries to put herself in the middle of the action. Stupid dogs.

User currently offlineCedars747 From Norway, joined Dec 2005, 2721 posts, RR: 19
Reply 7, posted (7 years 5 months 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 4097 times:

Quoting Fumanchewd (Thread starter):
Ever Have A Threesome With A Pet?



OH NOOOO

Alex!!!



Tengo una pasion por la aviacion !لدي شغف للطيران !I have a passion for aviation !
User currently offlineSearpqx From Netherlands, joined Jun 2000, 4344 posts, RR: 10
Reply 8, posted (7 years 5 months 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 4078 times:

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 4):
Doesn't beat my story.

Is there a situation where you don't have a sex story? Should we perhaps make sure you're not Westy's straight alter-ego?  Wink

I raised a wolf cub many years ago, and as wolves tend to do, he rapidly grew to about 3.5ft at the shoulder. Though he was never allowed on the bed, he'd still try, except as he got older and stronger, his attempts to leap onto the bed became leaps over the bed. We decided it was time to lock him out of the bedroom when one of his leaps coincided with our own afternoon romp. Having 110 lbs of fur and claws land on my back added a whole new dimension to our play!



"The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity"
User currently offlineSTLGph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 9338 posts, RR: 25
Reply 9, posted (7 years 5 months 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 4078 times:

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 4):
Girlfriend in the apartment, early 1994

hrmm. interesting.

weren't you married in 1990 though?

;p



Eternal darkness we all should dread. It's hard to party when you're dead.
User currently offlineAndesSMF From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (7 years 5 months 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 4065 times:

Quoting Searpqx (Reply 8):
Is there a situation where you don't have a sex story?

No.

Quoting Searpqx (Reply 8):
Should we perhaps make sure you're not Westy's straight alter-ego?

Thanks for the compliment! That's my new nickname.

Quoting STLGph (Reply 9):

weren't you married in 1990 though?

May 24, 1997.

Celebrate 10 years soon!

That g/f was the one who helped me become a 'better' man, so if it wasn't for her, I would have never married my wife. She is a woman that gave any man only one chance for a good impression, and I passed the test.


User currently onlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20539 posts, RR: 62
Reply 11, posted (7 years 5 months 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 4055 times:

Quoting Fumanchewd (Thread starter):
I feel so cheap and degraded.

Wait, wait, I thought *we* did that to you.

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 4):

"We go in the bedroom, leaving my cat pussy behind."

Quoting Searpqx (Reply 8):
Is there a situation where you don't have a sex story?

At least he's trying to keep up.  Wink

I think I've said before, my hunk of fluff likes to sit on the edge of the bed while I'm having sex, gets quite cross if we try to shoo him away, and digs his paws under the door if I toss him out of the room and shut the door behind him.



International Homo of Mystery
User currently offlineSTLGph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 9338 posts, RR: 25
Reply 12, posted (7 years 5 months 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 4052 times:

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 10):
May 24, 1997

wow.

i was at the Fleetwood Mac concert at Warner Brothers studios that night in Los Angeles

"The Dance" if you've ever seen it.



Eternal darkness we all should dread. It's hard to party when you're dead.
User currently onlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20539 posts, RR: 62
Reply 13, posted (7 years 5 months 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 4037 times:

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 10):
May 24, 1997.

Oh dear, I just looked up where I was that night, and it wasn't a Fleetwood Mac concert.



International Homo of Mystery
User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 5
Reply 14, posted (7 years 5 months 1 week 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 4025 times:

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 13):
Oh dear, I just looked up where I was that night, and it wasn't a Fleetwood Mac concert.

 laughing  You're a Queerwolf!  rotfl 


User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (7 years 5 months 1 week 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 4025 times:

When my gf and I got intimate, my first starling would get upset, start calling out, and finally take to flight. He'd always land on my back and let loose with a wad of runny bird shit. Does that count?

Mark

(edit: details)

[Edited 2007-03-23 22:57:45]

User currently onlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20539 posts, RR: 62
Reply 16, posted (7 years 5 months 1 week 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 4022 times:

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 14):
You're a Queerwolf!

Bitch.

Quoting Fumanchewd (Thread starter):
Ever Have A Threesome With A Pet?  

What A Nice Baby Bear! (by ME AVN FAN Mar 22 2007 in Non Aviation)

Signed,
ME AVN FAN



International Homo of Mystery
User currently offline767Lover From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (7 years 5 months 1 week 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 3981 times:

I will admit to spooning the dog (fully dressed, mind you).

She'll be laying on the floor in her bed and I like to lay down next to her, She is about the right size for me to put an arm across her chest and spoon her.

Am I a freak?  worried 


User currently offlineFumanchewd From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (7 years 5 months 1 week 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 3965 times:

Quoting 767Lover (Reply 17):
Am I a freak?

No. But if you respond to her licks with licks, yes.

Do you "zurbert" (sp?) her belly too?


User currently offlineFumanchewd From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (7 years 5 months 1 week 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 3879 times:

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 15):
When my gf and I got intimate, my first starling would get upset, start calling out, and finally take to flight. He'd always land on my back and let loose with a wad of runny bird shit. Does that count?

Sure, why not? We're all pretty open minded and some people are into scat.


User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (7 years 5 months 1 week 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 3871 times:

Quoting Fumanchewd (Reply 19):
Sure, why not? We're all pretty open minded and some people are into scat.

But I'm not. That bird sure knew how to ruin an evening.


User currently offline767Lover From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (7 years 5 months 1 week 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 3838 times:

Quoting Fumanchewd (Reply 18):
Do you "zurbert" (sp?) her belly too?

 rotfl  Not her belly, but we've zurbeted her on her forehead and it freaks her out.


User currently offlineRobK From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2004, 3947 posts, RR: 18
Reply 22, posted (7 years 5 months 1 week 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 3767 times:

"Ever have a threesome with a pet?"



 confused 

R


User currently offlineLehpron From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 7028 posts, RR: 21
Reply 23, posted (7 years 5 months 1 week 3 days ago) and read 3716 times:

This is what I see at the bottom:



Reply To: Ever Have A Threesome With A Pet?



The meaning of life is curiosity; we were put on this planet to explore opportunities.
User currently offlineRobertNL070 From Netherlands, joined Sep 2003, 4532 posts, RR: 9
Reply 24, posted (7 years 5 months 1 week 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 3701 times:

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 15):
runny bird shit.



Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 15):
(edit: details)

Very nice. Thank you.  sarcastic   Wink

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 13):
May 24, 1997.

Oh dear, I just looked up where I was that night, and it wasn't a Fleetwood Mac concert.

Was that the last time you had sex then?  Wow!  duck 

Robert



Youth is a gift of nature. Age is a work of art.
25 767Lover : You sound like every woman's dream.
26 Post contains images AeroWesty : ::smack smack smack:: No, actually, I was strung out on a host of psychotic drugs they were trying on me that weekend as a result of a bad reaction t
27 Post contains images AvObserver : No, just a bit sick. Is there any limit to the level of depravity discussed here? Fumanchewed, I'd not have disclosed such an incident if I'd been yo
28 AeroWesty : No, and I like it that way. Signed, STLGph's last trick.
29 STLGph : so .. um ... speaking of this pet 3 way ... anybody ever had a situation where the dog was better hung?
30 Post contains images Fumanchewd : Not really. I'll get over it I suppose. I'll sleep with anything as long as it doesn't give me hoof and mouth. Can that be transmitted orally? As for
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