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God And The Bannana  
User currently offlineDtwclipper From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (7 years 3 weeks 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 1474 times:

Well, we now have the truth about the bannana.
Godtube is the new christian version of Youtube. What will they think of next?




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User currently offlineEWRCabincrew From United States of America, joined May 2006, 5523 posts, RR: 56
Reply 1, posted (7 years 3 weeks 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 1472 times:

Gwen Stefani spelled banana B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

He knows far too much about this. A tad homoerotic. Scarily so.



You can't cure stupid
User currently offlineDtwclipper From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (7 years 3 weeks 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 1464 times:

Quoting EWRCabincrew (Reply 1):
Gwen Stefani spelled banana B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

I took their spelling from godtube!!

Quoting EWRCabincrew (Reply 1):
He knows far too much about this. A tad homoerotic. Scarily so.

I just love the way he sends the banana through his palm!


User currently offlineCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (7 years 3 weeks 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 1456 times:

Quoting Dtwclipper (Thread starter):
we now have the truth about the bannana.

Ha, ha, naive and frail little earth creatures! They will realize how wrong they are once the Cardassian slave vessel arrives to harvest new earthling slaves.


User currently offlineAlias1024 From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 2716 posts, RR: 2
Reply 4, posted (7 years 3 weeks 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 1440 times:

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

Thanks for the good laugh.



It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems with just potatoes.
User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (7 years 3 weeks 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 1436 times:

Quoting EWRCabincrew (Reply 1):
A tad homoerotic

If it was anymore gay; Westy would have been the chair.


User currently offlineDesertJets From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7737 posts, RR: 16
Reply 6, posted (7 years 3 weeks 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 1433 times:

Ok, I got a question... if it doesn't curve towards your face, then what should you do??  Confused  Big grin


Stop drop and roll will not save you in hell. --- seen on a church marque in rural Virginia
User currently offlineEWRCabincrew From United States of America, joined May 2006, 5523 posts, RR: 56
Reply 7, posted (7 years 3 weeks 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 1414 times:

Quoting DesertJets (Reply 6):
if it doesn't curve towards your face, then what should you do??

Find a postion that does. That or find another "banana" that suits your needs.  Wink



You can't cure stupid
User currently offlineSearpqx From Netherlands, joined Jun 2000, 4343 posts, RR: 11
Reply 8, posted (7 years 3 weeks 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 1385 times:

Ok that was too funny! If you didn't tell me that was a 'legit' site, I would've assumed it was a well done spoof!


"The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity"
User currently offlineNoUFO From Germany, joined Apr 2001, 7917 posts, RR: 12
Reply 9, posted (7 years 3 weeks 5 days ago) and read 1361 times:

Quoting Searpqx (Reply 8):
Ok that was too funny! If you didn't tell me that was a 'legit' site, I would've assumed it was a well done spoof!

It is a legit site, but somehow I still believe this is spoof. Isn't that a B- or C-celeb sitting next to Banana Guy?

Anyway, this man is dead serious: If it wasn't for "intelligent design", we would see dead woodpeckers laying around trees. (And I love how he says "somehow").




I support the right to arm bears
User currently offlineDtwclipper From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (7 years 3 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 1339 times:

Quoting NoUFO (Reply 9):
but somehow I still believe this is spoof. Isn't that a B- or C-celeb sitting next to Banana Guy?

No, it's for real!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5479410612081345878


User currently offline777236ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (7 years 3 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 1328 times:

Why doesn't God make these videos stream without stuttering?

User currently offlineLY744 From Canada, joined Feb 2001, 5536 posts, RR: 10
Reply 12, posted (7 years 3 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 1315 times:

Quoting 777236ER (Reply 11):
Why doesn't God make these videos stream without stuttering?

Because he knows what you've been up to.  Wink


LY744.



Pacifism only works if EVERYBODY practices it
User currently offlineNoUFO From Germany, joined Apr 2001, 7917 posts, RR: 12
Reply 13, posted (7 years 3 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 1307 times:

Quoting Dtwclipper (Reply 10):
No, it's for real!

"The Way of the Master" ... hmm, all right. They are serious (and I'm confused).



I support the right to arm bears
User currently offlineDtwclipper From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (7 years 3 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 1298 times:

Quoting NoUFO (Reply 9):
Isn't that a B- or C-celeb sitting next to Banana Guy?

Your Right!!!

'Kirk is best known as the lovable teen heartthrob Mike Seaver, of the award winning series Growing Pains. He entertained audiences worldwide as the charming troublemaker. He is also known to many Christians as "Buck Williams" from the Left Behind films -- based on the NY Times runaway best selling novels by Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins.

But much more noteworthy than his acting career was his conversion to Christianity. Kirk was not raised in a church-going home and describes himself as a devout atheist from a very young age. By the age of 14 he was so convinced there was no God that he laughed at those who thought there was. But that all changed one afternoon as he sat in his sports car pondering the first Gospel message he had ever heard. You can hear Kirk's testimony in his own words here'

http://www.wayofthemaster.com/about_kirk.shtml

"On Creationism): To say that the banana happened by accident is even more unintelligent than to say that no one designed the Coca Cola can."

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0131647/bio


User currently offlineSearpqx From Netherlands, joined Jun 2000, 4343 posts, RR: 11
Reply 15, posted (7 years 3 weeks 4 days 18 hours ago) and read 1252 times:

Quoting Dtwclipper (Reply 14):
To say that the banana happened by accident is even more unintelligent than to say that no one designed the Coca Cola can."

Well there is some question as to the intelligence of those that were behind "New Coke"! Big grin



"The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity"
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