Over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk, and walking home, they needed to pee, so they
stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with,
so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her
friend, however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties
and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down
next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she
proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his
normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed -- hung over,
so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have
got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home
with no panties!!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a
card stuck to her ass that said..... "From all of us at theFire Station.
We 'll never forget you."

Phyllis