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A Joke To Make You Laugh!  
User currently offlineVaporlock From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (7 years 4 months 1 week 5 hours ago) and read 1480 times:

Over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk, and walking home, they needed to pee, so they
stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with,
so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her
friend, however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties
and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down
next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she
proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his
normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed -- hung over,
so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have
got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home
with no panties!!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a
card stuck to her ass that said..... "From all of us at theFire Station.
We 'll never forget you."

Phyllis  bouncy 

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User currently offlineYooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6057 posts, RR: 51
Reply 1, posted (7 years 4 months 1 week 4 hours ago) and read 1450 times:

Women!!  sarcastic 



 Wink



I am so smart, i am so smart... S-M-R-T... i mean S-M-A-R-T
User currently offlineVaporlock From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (7 years 4 months 1 week 4 hours ago) and read 1428 times:

Well, did it make you laugh???

Phyllis  bouncy 

[Edited 2007-03-28 03:49:33]

User currently offlineVaporlock From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (7 years 4 months 1 week 4 hours ago) and read 1428 times:

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 1):
Women!!

YooYoo, you guys wouldn't know what to do without us!!!  rotfl 

Phyllis  bouncy 


User currently offlineCadet57 From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 9085 posts, RR: 31
Reply 4, posted (7 years 4 months 1 week 4 hours ago) and read 1428 times:

Quoting Vaporlock (Thread starter):
"From all of us at theFire Station.
We 'll never forget you."

 rotfl 

Thats great!



Doors open, right hand side, next stop is Springfield.
User currently offlineYooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6057 posts, RR: 51
Reply 5, posted (7 years 4 months 1 week 3 hours ago) and read 1398 times:

Quoting Vaporlock (Reply 2):
Well, did it make you laugh???

 yes 

Quoting Vaporlock (Reply 3):
YooYoo, you guys wouldn't know what to do without us!!!

This?

 banghead  ?



I am so smart, i am so smart... S-M-R-T... i mean S-M-A-R-T
User currently offlineYYZflyer From Canada, joined Feb 2006, 3643 posts, RR: 4
Reply 6, posted (7 years 4 months 1 week 3 hours ago) and read 1392 times:

 rotf  lmao, that's great Phyllis!


 biggrin 



Avoid hangovers, stay drunk.
User currently offlineFemme From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (7 years 4 months 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 1302 times:

Quoting Vaporlock (Reply 2):
Well, did it make you laugh???

Yes brill !!!!

Claire


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