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Scotsman Barred From Boozer For Farting Too Much

Jetjack74 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 7336 posts, RR: 52
Posted (6 years 2 months 2 hours ago) and read 1331 times:

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This is funny. Don't know if this has been posted yet, But.......
A PUB regular has been barred from his favourite Dunfermline boozer – for indiscriminate wind breaking.

Management at the bar say Stewart Laidlaw “revels” in his bouts of flatulence and other punters have almost been sick after exposure to the foul smells.

What's this guy drinking besides beer?
http://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/story.php?story_id=411

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EWRCabincrew From United States of America, joined May 2006, 5522 posts, RR: 57
Reply 1, posted (6 years 2 months 1 hour ago) and read 1322 times:

Maybe the culpirt lies in here:

RE: What Gives You Gas? (It's Late And I'm Still Up) (by DC10extender Mar 5 2007 in Non Aviation)

Someone complained in a pub about farting? Amidst the smoke? Was it the sound too, I mean with the halitosis, body odor and what-all-else?

You can't cure stupid

Nighthawk From UK - Scotland, joined Sep 2001, 4991 posts, RR: 38
Reply 2, posted (6 years 2 months 1 hour ago) and read 1302 times:

Quoting EWRCabincrew (Reply 1):
Someone complained in a pub about farting? Amidst the smoke? Was it the sound too, I mean with the halitosis, body odor and what-all-else?

smoking is banned in scottish pubs.......

That'll teach you

GDB From United Kingdom, joined May 2001, 12716 posts, RR: 80
Reply 3, posted (6 years 2 months 1 hour ago) and read 1288 times:

I saw this too, in a national newspaper.
Well, if they ban smoking, why not methane?

EWRCabincrew From United States of America, joined May 2006, 5522 posts, RR: 57
Reply 4, posted (6 years 2 months 1 hour ago) and read 1288 times:

Quoting Nighthawk (Reply 2):
smoking is banned in scottish pubs

Not before getting in them. Smoke smells still linger on clothing, breath, hair, etc..

You can't cure stupid

Jetjack74 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 7336 posts, RR: 52
Reply 5, posted (6 years 2 months 1 hour ago) and read 1284 times:

Quoting GDB (Reply 3):
why not methane?

Methane is a flammable gas, isn't it? Wink

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EWRCabincrew From United States of America, joined May 2006, 5522 posts, RR: 57
Reply 6, posted (6 years 2 months 1 hour ago) and read 1274 times:

Quoting Jetjack74 (Reply 5):
Methane is a flammable gas, isn't it?

It can be a blue flame. Not that i'd know Wink

You can't cure stupid

Carmenlu15 From Guatemala, joined Dec 2004, 4689 posts, RR: 35
Reply 7, posted (6 years 2 months ago) and read 1245 times:

Quoting Jetjack74 (Thread starter):
Scotsman Barred From Boozer For Farting 2 Much

Guess that explains why Gkirk has been quite active posting lately... stirthepot

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Airfoilsguy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (6 years 1 month 4 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 1216 times:

That is real funny. How did this make the news? Did the bar hold a press release? Got to love his photo, looks like he is in the process of squeezing one out right there! butthead

TSS From United States of America, joined Dec 2006, 2870 posts, RR: 5
Reply 9, posted (6 years 1 month 4 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 1211 times:

Quoting EWRCabincrew (Reply 1):
Someone complained in a pub about farting? Amidst the smoke? Was it the sound too, I mean with the halitosis, body odor and what-all-else?

I can only surmise that he must have been letting loose some real paint-peelers.
Do they serve pickled eggs in Scottish pubs?

Quoting Nighthawk (Reply 2):
smoking is banned in Scottish pubs.......

But...they're bloody pubs! crazy

Able to kill active threads stone dead with a single post!

EWRCabincrew From United States of America, joined May 2006, 5522 posts, RR: 57
Reply 10, posted (6 years 1 month 4 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 1205 times:

Quoting TSS (Reply 9):
I can only surmise that he must have been letting loose some real paint-peelers.
Do they serve pickled eggs in Scottish pubs?

All I can really say is I claim mine. No matter how bad. This way I can never be accused of other people's. (p.s. on the aircraft it's called cropdusting)

You can't cure stupid

AndesSMF From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (6 years 1 month 4 weeks 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 1186 times:

The problem was that now that smoking in bars in NOT allowed, there was nothing that could cover up his stench.

LTBEWR From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 12338 posts, RR: 12
Reply 12, posted (6 years 1 month 4 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1156 times:

Perhaps this person has a medical problem or if a heavy drinker, not eating right. I know sometimes I can suffer from bad bouts of 3rd degree nasty gagging flatulence. I guess it was get out of the bar or face violent removal.

Go3Team From United States of America, joined Mar 2004, 3266 posts, RR: 22
Reply 13, posted (6 years 1 month 4 weeks 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 1144 times:

Someone who shall remain nameless blasted a nice one at the LAS meet. I wonder if there's any relation. Wink

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