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Scotsman Barred From Boozer For Farting Too Much  
User currently offlineJetjack74 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 7405 posts, RR: 50
Posted (7 years 4 months 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 1878 times:
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This is funny. Don't know if this has been posted yet, But.......
A PUB regular has been barred from his favourite Dunfermline boozer – for indiscriminate wind breaking.

Management at the bar say Stewart Laidlaw “revels” in his bouts of flatulence and other punters have almost been sick after exposure to the foul smells.


What's this guy drinking besides beer?
http://www.dunfermlinepress.com/news/story.php?story_id=411


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User currently offlineEWRCabincrew From United States of America, joined May 2006, 5523 posts, RR: 56
Reply 1, posted (7 years 4 months 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 1869 times:

Maybe the culpirt lies in here:

RE: What Gives You Gas? (It's Late And I'm Still Up) (by DC10extender Mar 5 2007 in Non Aviation)

Someone complained in a pub about farting? Amidst the smoke? Was it the sound too, I mean with the halitosis, body odor and what-all-else?



You can't cure stupid
User currently offlineNighthawk From UK - Scotland, joined Sep 2001, 5127 posts, RR: 34
Reply 2, posted (7 years 4 months 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 1849 times:

Quoting EWRCabincrew (Reply 1):
Someone complained in a pub about farting? Amidst the smoke? Was it the sound too, I mean with the halitosis, body odor and what-all-else?

smoking is banned in scottish pubs.......



That'll teach you
User currently offlineGDB From United Kingdom, joined May 2001, 13170 posts, RR: 77
Reply 3, posted (7 years 4 months 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 1835 times:

I saw this too, in a national newspaper.
Well, if they ban smoking, why not methane?


User currently offlineEWRCabincrew From United States of America, joined May 2006, 5523 posts, RR: 56
Reply 4, posted (7 years 4 months 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 1835 times:

Quoting Nighthawk (Reply 2):
smoking is banned in scottish pubs

Not before getting in them. Smoke smells still linger on clothing, breath, hair, etc..



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User currently offlineJetjack74 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 7405 posts, RR: 50
Reply 5, posted (7 years 4 months 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 1831 times:
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Quoting GDB (Reply 3):
why not methane?

Methane is a flammable gas, isn't it?  Wink



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User currently offlineEWRCabincrew From United States of America, joined May 2006, 5523 posts, RR: 56
Reply 6, posted (7 years 4 months 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 1821 times:

Quoting Jetjack74 (Reply 5):
Methane is a flammable gas, isn't it?

It can be a blue flame. Not that i'd know  Wink.



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User currently offlineCarmenlu15 From Guatemala, joined Dec 2004, 4756 posts, RR: 31
Reply 7, posted (7 years 4 months 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 1792 times:

Quoting Jetjack74 (Thread starter):
Scotsman Barred From Boozer For Farting 2 Much

Guess that explains why Gkirk has been quite active posting lately...  stirthepot 



What do I know, I'm just an 'immature troublemaker with only a passing interest in aviation' (or so they say)
User currently offlineAirfoilsguy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (7 years 4 months 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 1763 times:

That is real funny. How did this make the news? Did the bar hold a press release? Got to love his photo, looks like he is in the process of squeezing one out right there!  butthead   faint 

User currently offlineTSS From United States of America, joined Dec 2006, 3066 posts, RR: 5
Reply 9, posted (7 years 4 months 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 1758 times:

Quoting EWRCabincrew (Reply 1):
Someone complained in a pub about farting? Amidst the smoke? Was it the sound too, I mean with the halitosis, body odor and what-all-else?

I can only surmise that he must have been letting loose some real paint-peelers.
Do they serve pickled eggs in Scottish pubs?

Quoting Nighthawk (Reply 2):
smoking is banned in Scottish pubs.......

But...they're bloody pubs!  crazy 
 banghead 



Able to kill active threads stone dead with a single post!
User currently offlineEWRCabincrew From United States of America, joined May 2006, 5523 posts, RR: 56
Reply 10, posted (7 years 4 months 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 1752 times:

Quoting TSS (Reply 9):
I can only surmise that he must have been letting loose some real paint-peelers.
Do they serve pickled eggs in Scottish pubs?

All I can really say is I claim mine. No matter how bad. This way I can never be accused of other people's. (p.s. on the aircraft it's called cropdusting)



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User currently offlineAndesSMF From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (7 years 4 months 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 1733 times:

The problem was that now that smoking in bars in NOT allowed, there was nothing that could cover up his stench.

User currently offlineLTBEWR From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 13040 posts, RR: 12
Reply 12, posted (7 years 4 months 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 1703 times:

Perhaps this person has a medical problem or if a heavy drinker, not eating right. I know sometimes I can suffer from bad bouts of 3rd degree nasty gagging flatulence. I guess it was get out of the bar or face violent removal.

User currently offlineGo3Team From United States of America, joined Mar 2004, 3267 posts, RR: 16
Reply 13, posted (7 years 4 months 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 1691 times:

Someone who shall remain nameless blasted a nice one at the LAS meet. I wonder if there's any relation.  Wink


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