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Are You A Disaster In The Kitchen?  
User currently offlineBMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 58
Posted (7 years 5 months 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 1843 times:

I am  Sad

This is a A Cracked Plate....


It's the result of not reading the cooking instructions properly on a frozen dessert I was just attempting to cook in the oven. Needless to say, it's now in the bin.

Anyone else had a mishap like this?

Let the stories roll in  Wink



Lee


Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own
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User currently offlineRichPhitzwell From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (7 years 5 months 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 1843 times:

Whats is this Kitchen you speak of?

User currently offlineBMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 58
Reply 2, posted (7 years 5 months 2 days 20 hours ago) and read 1830 times:

Quoting RichPhitzwell (Reply 1):
Whats is this Kitchen you speak of?

A place where you cook meals, I believe  Wink



Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own
User currently offlineAir380 From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 181 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (7 years 5 months 2 days 20 hours ago) and read 1825 times:

Don't think so. Made excellent Fillet Mignon (and more) today and usually don't get complaints from the family.
But I was a disaster in the school cooking class, I think I managed to sear a nun's clothing once. Of course, that has been a little while ago..


User currently offlineRichPhitzwell From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (7 years 5 months 2 days 20 hours ago) and read 1820 times:

Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 2):

Isn't that what restaurants are for? But after a quick look around my place, I think you are referring to the place in my house that we always referred to as beer storage. Its got a big chilling device that keeps my beer cold and a few drawers that hold church keys and corkscrews.

If this is the place that you so speak of...I guess I make a pretty mean Gato Taco and Tamales.


User currently offlineBMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 58
Reply 5, posted (7 years 5 months 2 days 20 hours ago) and read 1815 times:

Quoting RichPhitzwell (Reply 4):
Isn't that what restaurants are for?

LMAO! No Big grin

You can't live your life eating out of restaurants  Wink

Quoting RichPhitzwell (Reply 4):
ts got a big chilling device that keeps my beer cold

Ah, you mean a Fridge  Wink



Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own
User currently offlineDuff44 From United States of America, joined Apr 2006, 1723 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (7 years 5 months 2 days 20 hours ago) and read 1813 times:

I don't think I'm a disaster...

The kitchen usually looks like it was bombed until I clean it, but the result is pleasantly acceptable Big grin



I'll rassle ya for a bowl of bacon!
User currently offlineWalter747 From United States of America, joined Oct 2006, 1440 posts, RR: 5
Reply 7, posted (7 years 5 months 2 days 20 hours ago) and read 1810 times:

Well a few years ago i was warming up a baked potato in the microwave, i heard a sound coming from the microwave and didn't think anything of it.


So the microwave goes off and i go to get my baked potato. Well apparently the dish had cracked just like yours Lee. I didn't know this, so i grabbed each broken half without knowing. It was extremely hot and i was getting ready to put it down when the potato had fallen through because each half of the dish separated and fell right onto my wrist. It was extremely painful and it gave me a second degree burn. The burn blistered up a day later. It was blistered and red for about 3 weeks. It was a bad experience.  Sad



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User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (7 years 5 months 2 days 20 hours ago) and read 1800 times:

You can't dry a Furby in the microwave



User currently offlineHAWK21M From India, joined Jan 2001, 31679 posts, RR: 56
Reply 9, posted (7 years 5 months 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1760 times:

Kitchen ..... Thats one place Im banned from  Smile

regds
MEL



Think of the brighter side!
User currently offlineScooter01 From Norway, joined Nov 2006, 1202 posts, RR: 8
Reply 10, posted (7 years 5 months 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 1744 times:
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Not usually, except for the time I forgot to put the carafe into the coffee drip-maker when I started it,
or the time I put too much cognac into the fryingpan when I was going to flambe some veggies under a greasy kitchen-ventilator
 banghead 

Scooter



"We all have a girl and her name is nostalgia" - Hemingway
User currently offlineDisruptivehair From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2007, 598 posts, RR: 0
Reply 11, posted (7 years 5 months 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 1739 times:

I'm not.

Family business #1: Aviation
Family business #2: Cuisine


User currently offlineBill142 From Australia, joined Aug 2004, 8445 posts, RR: 8
Reply 12, posted (7 years 5 months 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 1736 times:

Nah, I can cook anything. Wether I want to or not is another question.

User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11645 posts, RR: 60
Reply 13, posted (7 years 5 months 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 1719 times:

Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 5):
You can't live your life eating out of restaurants

Quite right, eating out should be interspersed with the odd take away or home delivery pizza Big grin

I am quite good in the kitchen though, I love cooking steak, I like preparing salads and I enjoy trying new things. I don't however like washing up, which is the only down side of cooking.


Dan Smile



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User currently offlineCastleIsland From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (7 years 5 months 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 1710 times:

Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 5):
You can't live your life eating out

I beg to differ.  tongue 


User currently offlineTexan From New Zealand, joined Dec 2003, 4276 posts, RR: 52
Reply 15, posted (7 years 5 months 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 1709 times:

I do all the cooking in the "relationship." Things get broken every once in a while (one glass and one glass ramekin), but that's the way things go. I think I'll head back home and have some more of the tiramisu I made  Wink

Texan



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User currently offlineCadet57 From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 9085 posts, RR: 30
Reply 16, posted (7 years 5 months 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 1701 times:

Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 14):
beg to differ.





 Wink



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User currently offlineMhodgson From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2002, 5047 posts, RR: 25
Reply 17, posted (7 years 5 months 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 1660 times:

I have managed to burn mashed potato on one occasion - though my potential for disaster is limited as I exist mainly on ready meals.


No trees were harmed by this message. However, several million electrons were terribly inconvenienced
User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (7 years 5 months 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 1655 times:

This happened a few years ago when I used to be a drunk. I was shitfaced one fine July day and thawed some steaks in the microwave. I found them three days later. They were brown, black, green, purple, and blue. I never thought meat could be so nauseatingly beautiful.

User currently offlineBill142 From Australia, joined Aug 2004, 8445 posts, RR: 8
Reply 19, posted (7 years 5 months 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 1637 times:

Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 14):
I beg to differ.

Smells like fish, tastes like chicken?


User currently offlineKunoichi From Denmark, joined Jan 2007, 796 posts, RR: 15
Reply 20, posted (7 years 5 months 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 1629 times:

I never cook. NEVER. The only thing I can do, is ANZAC biscuits...

So whenever I move out, I guess I'll be living off biscuits, made of flour, butter, syrup, brown sugar, water and baking soda...  cry 



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User currently offline767Lover From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (7 years 5 months 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 1622 times:

Nope, in fact just this evening I treated my husband to a home-cooked meal of roast beef, crispy roasted potatoes, asparagus and homemade strawberry ice cream.

It has taken some years of experimentation to get to this point, however.

 yummy 


User currently offlineBMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 58
Reply 22, posted (7 years 5 months 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 1614 times:

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 13):
Quite right, eating out should be interspersed with the odd take away or home delivery pizza

Typical Student lifestyle  duck 

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 13):
I don't however like washing up, which is the only down side of cooking.

The reason why I have a dishwasher here a home Big grin

Quoting Kunoichi (Reply 20):
never cook. NEVER. The only thing I can do, is ANZAC biscuits...

So whenever I move out, I guess I'll be living off biscuits, made of flour, butter, syrup, brown sugar, water and baking soda...

I'll cook for you  silly 



Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own
User currently offlineSaxdiva From United States of America, joined Jun 2004, 2382 posts, RR: 42
Reply 23, posted (7 years 5 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1594 times:

Quoting Scooter01 (Reply 10):
Not usually, except for the time I forgot to put the carafe into the coffee drip-maker when I started it,

Yeah, and there's always at least one genius who tries to pour a cup while it's still running. Last time my brother did that, he just stared at the drip for a few seconds, as though he couldn't quite figure out what was going on.

I guess maybe you had to be there. But it was a crackup.


User currently offlineVaporlock From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (7 years 5 months 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 1582 times:

Lee, not to worry....one day you'll be able to cook....it takes years of experience. Hey, you just have to find yourself a wife that can cook for you!!!  yes 

I love cooking......I can cook anything and I always cook from scratch. I find cooking very relaxing....and fun!

Now when it comes to baking, I'm not that good at it so I don't bother.

Phyllis  bouncy 


25 Post contains images ManuCH : What's a kitchen? Oh, the place where the microwave resides? It's actually the only appliance I am enabled to use in that room. Whatever else I touch,
26 FXramper : I beg to differ.
27 AsstChiefMark : OK. I used to be using drunk. Coming up on four years clean and sober.[Edited 2007-04-02 08:11:29]
28 Diamond : I cannot even boil water without involving the fire department.
29 Post contains images ShyFlyer : As long as the microwave is functioning, I am a culinary genius. Everything I cook turns out just like the picture on the box!! If it quits, or the po
30 Scooter01 : Then is when a gas-BBQ comes in handy! Once, when an underground transformer just outside our apartment in Toronto shorted out during a nasty snow-me
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