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What To Do When You Hear The Sounds Of Love?  
User currently offlineZone1 From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 1035 posts, RR: 7
Posted (7 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 2454 times:

So I'm sitting here in my dorm room reading some non-aviation, and the people in the adjacent room are having sex obviously. The weird thing is that it is this random dude that doesn't even live on the floor and some not hot chick. My question is what should we do?

A) Knock on the door.
B) Call the room.
C) Do nothing.
D) _____________

Discuss!


/// U N I T E D
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User currently offlineRlwynn From Germany, joined Dec 2000, 1106 posts, RR: 1
Reply 1, posted (7 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 2451 times:

D) Get in line.






.



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User currently onlineKPDX From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 2776 posts, RR: 2
Reply 2, posted (7 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 2443 times:

D) Grab a girl of your own and take the advantage.  duck 

KPDX  Smile



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User currently offlineSTLGph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 9515 posts, RR: 26
Reply 3, posted (7 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 2432 times:

contact me for the name of a good website where you can find gay porn

go there

put your speakers next to the wall or windows so sound goes through ...

turn up volume

press play

put on loop



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User currently offlineDeltaAVL From United States of America, joined Mar 2007, 1893 posts, RR: 6
Reply 4, posted (7 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 2427 times:

D) Whip it out and enjoy the sounds while they last!

or do what STLGph did.



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User currently offlineMattRB From Canada, joined Apr 2005, 1624 posts, RR: 9
Reply 5, posted (7 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 2421 times:

D) Record it for blackmailing purposes later.

or

D) Knock on the door and ask if you can join in.

or

D) Make note that not hot chick is obviously horny and hit her up sometime.



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User currently onlineKPDX From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 2776 posts, RR: 2
Reply 6, posted (7 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 2423 times:

Quoting STLGph (Reply 3):
contact me for the name of a good website where you can find gay porn

go there

put your speakers next to the wall or windows so sound goes through ...

turn up volume

press play

put on loop

LMAO, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww......... Big grin

KPDX  Smile



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User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (7 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 2413 times:

D. Test the smoke detectors.

User currently offlineSTLGph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 9515 posts, RR: 26
Reply 8, posted (7 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 2406 times:

Quoting DeltaAVL (Reply 4):
or do what STLGph did.



Quoting KPDX (Reply 6):
LMAO,

it works!

but there might be some bad consequences depending on who you are ... for me, personally, i have no shame so there are never any consequences...

but....

a) neighbors will hear it and talk about you
b) you will enjoy it
c) you will enjoy it so much you end up mimicking it on your own ... and neighbors will hear it and talk about you



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User currently offlineGQfluffy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (7 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 2356 times:



 Big grin


User currently offlineZone1 From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 1035 posts, RR: 7
Reply 10, posted (7 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 2244 times:

Thank you for all the tips everyone. I will keep them in mind next time this happens. They are usually done after 5 minutes, so I didn't have time to implement any of the suggestions.


/// U N I T E D
User currently offlineGunsontheroof From United States of America, joined Jan 2006, 3509 posts, RR: 9
Reply 11, posted (7 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 2238 times:

Quoting Zone1 (Reply 10):
They are usually done after 5 minutes, so I didn't have time to implement any of the suggestions.

In that case, call the dude "minuteman" next time you see him and see if he gets the hint.



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User currently offlineTSS From United States of America, joined Dec 2006, 3070 posts, RR: 5
Reply 12, posted (7 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 2231 times:

Quoting Zone1 (Thread starter):
The weird thing is that it is this random dude that doesn't even live on the floor and some not hot chick.



Quoting Zone1 (Reply 10):
They are usually done after 5 minutes, so I didn't have time to implement any of the suggestions.

Five minutes? I would think it would hardly be worth climbing the stairs for that little bit.



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User currently offlineDfwRevolution From United States of America, joined Jan 2010, 1001 posts, RR: 51
Reply 13, posted (7 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 2203 times:

Quoting KPDX (Reply 2):
D) Grab a girl of your own and take the advantage.

Hit it and quit it  thumbsup 


User currently offlineTbar220 From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7013 posts, RR: 26
Reply 14, posted (7 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 2195 times:

GQ,

Great clip =P What movie is that from??



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User currently offlineTSS From United States of America, joined Dec 2006, 3070 posts, RR: 5
Reply 15, posted (7 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 2192 times:

Quoting Tbar220 (Reply 14):
What movie is that from??

I think it's from "The Secret Of My Success".



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User currently offlineGQfluffy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (7 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 2192 times:

Quoting TSS (Reply 15):
I think it's from "The Secret Of My Success".

Yup...mid-to-late eighties... A pretty funny film.


User currently offlineBill142 From Australia, joined Aug 2004, 8466 posts, RR: 8
Reply 17, posted (7 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 2184 times:

Laugh at them and make malicious comments about how small he is.

User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 4
Reply 18, posted (7 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days ago) and read 2143 times:

Quoting Zone1 (Thread starter):
What To Do When You Hear The Sounds Of Love?

Use less lube next time, you sloppy sonofabitch.  yuck 


User currently offlineUSAFHummer From United States of America, joined May 2000, 10685 posts, RR: 52
Reply 19, posted (7 years 8 months 3 weeks 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 2136 times:

What I used to do when I lived in the dorms was just headbutt the adjacent wall once or twice...the noises usually subsided right away  Wink I had no shame in doing that because my neighbor in the dorms was incredibly reclusive and wouldnt say anything....


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User currently offlineJetjack74 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 7438 posts, RR: 50
Reply 20, posted (7 years 8 months 3 weeks 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 2129 times:
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A) Knock on the door.
B) Call the room.
C) Do nothing.
D) Knock on and leave a note on the door saying: "Honey, you might want to go to the clinic, the test came back positive, Love always, Chris"

Choose D



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User currently offlineKieron747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (7 years 8 months 3 weeks 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 2112 times:

Quoting TSS (Reply 12):
Five minutes?

And that included the time it took to eat the pizza.

Signed,

LHMARK

 Wink


User currently offlinePanAm330 From United States of America, joined Mar 2004, 2693 posts, RR: 9
Reply 22, posted (7 years 8 months 3 weeks 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 2031 times:

Quoting GQfluffy (Reply 9):

One of my favorite movies!  bigthumbsup 


User currently offlineAaron747 From Japan, joined Aug 2003, 8289 posts, RR: 26
Reply 23, posted (7 years 8 months 3 weeks 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 2025 times:

There's a couple with a woman who screams like a banshee when they do it two floors above my place. It was really intolerable at one point last summer, so my wife pulled a page out of one of her manga comics depicting a sex scene with a woman screaming while riding her man and we taped it to their door. Nothing wrong with a little anonymous hint  Wink


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