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What To Do When You Hear The Sounds Of Love?

Zone1 From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 1033 posts, RR: 7
Posted (6 years 1 month 3 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 1770 times:

So I'm sitting here in my dorm room reading some non-aviation, and the people in the adjacent room are having sex obviously. The weird thing is that it is this random dude that doesn't even live on the floor and some not hot chick. My question is what should we do?

A) Knock on the door.
B) Call the room.
C) Do nothing.
D) _____________

Discuss!

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Rlwynn From Germany, joined Dec 2000, 989 posts, RR: 1
Reply 1, posted (6 years 1 month 3 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 1767 times:

D) Get in line.

.

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KPDX From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 2527 posts, RR: 3
Reply 2, posted (6 years 1 month 3 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 1759 times:

D) Grab a girl of your own and take the advantage. duck

KPDX

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STLGph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 8981 posts, RR: 27
Reply 3, posted (6 years 1 month 3 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 1748 times:

contact me for the name of a good website where you can find gay porn

go there

put your speakers next to the wall or windows so sound goes through ...

turn up volume

press play

put on loop

Eternal darkness we all should dread. It's hard to party when you're dead.

DeltaAVL From United States of America, joined Mar 2007, 1893 posts, RR: 7
Reply 4, posted (6 years 1 month 3 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 1743 times:

D) Whip it out and enjoy the sounds while they last!

or do what STLGph did.

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MattRB From Canada, joined Apr 2005, 1624 posts, RR: 11
Reply 5, posted (6 years 1 month 3 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 1737 times:

D) Record it for blackmailing purposes later.

or

D) Knock on the door and ask if you can join in.

or

D) Make note that not hot chick is obviously horny and hit her up sometime.

Aviation is proof that given, the will, we have the capacity to achieve the impossible.

KPDX From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 2527 posts, RR: 3
Reply 6, posted (6 years 1 month 3 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 1739 times:

Quoting STLGph (Reply 3):
contact me for the name of a good website where you can find gay porn

go there

put your speakers next to the wall or windows so sound goes through ...

turn up volume

press play

put on loop

LMAO, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww......... Big grin

KPDX

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AsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (6 years 1 month 3 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 1729 times:

D. Test the smoke detectors.

STLGph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 8981 posts, RR: 27
Reply 8, posted (6 years 1 month 3 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 1722 times:

Quoting DeltaAVL (Reply 4):
or do what STLGph did.

Quoting KPDX (Reply 6):
LMAO,

it works!

but there might be some bad consequences depending on who you are ... for me, personally, i have no shame so there are never any consequences...

but....

a) neighbors will hear it and talk about you
b) you will enjoy it
c) you will enjoy it so much you end up mimicking it on your own ... and neighbors will hear it and talk about you

Eternal darkness we all should dread. It's hard to party when you're dead.

GQfluffy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (6 years 1 month 3 weeks 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 1672 times:

Zone1 From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 1033 posts, RR: 7
Reply 10, posted (6 years 1 month 3 weeks 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 1560 times:

Thank you for all the tips everyone. I will keep them in mind next time this happens. They are usually done after 5 minutes, so I didn't have time to implement any of the suggestions.

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Gunsontheroof From United States of America, joined Jan 2006, 3462 posts, RR: 11
Reply 11, posted (6 years 1 month 3 weeks 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 1554 times:

Quoting Zone1 (Reply 10):
They are usually done after 5 minutes, so I didn't have time to implement any of the suggestions.

In that case, call the dude "minuteman" next time you see him and see if he gets the hint.

Next Flight: TBA!

TSS From United States of America, joined Dec 2006, 2870 posts, RR: 5
Reply 12, posted (6 years 1 month 3 weeks 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 1547 times:

Quoting Zone1 (Thread starter):
The weird thing is that it is this random dude that doesn't even live on the floor and some not hot chick.

Quoting Zone1 (Reply 10):
They are usually done after 5 minutes, so I didn't have time to implement any of the suggestions.

Five minutes? I would think it would hardly be worth climbing the stairs for that little bit.

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DfwRevolution From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (6 years 1 month 3 weeks 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1519 times:

Quoting KPDX (Reply 2):
D) Grab a girl of your own and take the advantage.

Hit it and quit it thumbsup

Tbar220 From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7011 posts, RR: 28
Reply 14, posted (6 years 1 month 3 weeks 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1511 times:

GQ,

Great clip =P What movie is that from??

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TSS From United States of America, joined Dec 2006, 2870 posts, RR: 5
Reply 15, posted (6 years 1 month 3 weeks 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1508 times:

Quoting Tbar220 (Reply 14):
What movie is that from??

I think it's from "The Secret Of My Success".

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GQfluffy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (6 years 1 month 3 weeks 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1508 times:

Quoting TSS (Reply 15):
I think it's from "The Secret Of My Success".

Yup...mid-to-late eighties... A pretty funny film.

Bill142 From Australia, joined Aug 2004, 8320 posts, RR: 9
Reply 17, posted (6 years 1 month 3 weeks 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1500 times:

Laugh at them and make malicious comments about how small he is.

IAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 5
Reply 18, posted (6 years 1 month 3 weeks 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 1459 times:

Quoting Zone1 (Thread starter):
What To Do When You Hear The Sounds Of Love?

Use less lube next time, you sloppy sonofabitch. yuck

USAFHummer From United States of America, joined May 2000, 10685 posts, RR: 54
Reply 19, posted (6 years 1 month 3 weeks 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 1452 times:

What I used to do when I lived in the dorms was just headbutt the adjacent wall once or twice...the noises usually subsided right away Wink

I had no shame in doing that because my neighbor in the dorms was incredibly reclusive and wouldnt say anything....

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Jetjack74 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 7336 posts, RR: 52
Reply 20, posted (6 years 1 month 3 weeks 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 1445 times:

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A) Knock on the door.
B) Call the room.
C) Do nothing.
D) Knock on and leave a note on the door saying: "Honey, you might want to go to the clinic, the test came back positive, Love always, Chris"

Choose D

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Kieron747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (6 years 1 month 3 weeks 4 days 9 hours ago) and read 1428 times:

Quoting TSS (Reply 12):
Five minutes?

And that included the time it took to eat the pizza.

Signed,

LHMARK

Wink

PanAm330 From United States of America, joined Mar 2004, 2601 posts, RR: 10
Reply 22, posted (6 years 1 month 3 weeks 3 days 23 hours ago) and read 1347 times:

Quoting GQfluffy (Reply 9):

One of my favorite movies! bigthumbsup

Aaron747 From Japan, joined Aug 2003, 7658 posts, RR: 28
Reply 23, posted (6 years 1 month 3 weeks 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 1341 times:

There's a couple with a woman who screams like a banshee when they do it two floors above my place. It was really intolerable at one point last summer, so my wife pulled a page out of one of her manga comics depicting a sex scene with a woman screaming while riding her man and we taped it to their door. Nothing wrong with a little anonymous hint Wink

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