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Surgeon Cuts Off Wrong Testicle!  
User currently online727LOVER From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 5958 posts, RR: 17
Posted (7 years 2 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 1659 times:

Oh snap!

Poor guy.  Sad
http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2007/04/va_surgeon_cuts_1.html


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User currently offlineTZ757300 From United States of America, joined Aug 2005, 2866 posts, RR: 6
Reply 1, posted (7 years 2 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 1656 times:

Well, I guess if they still have to cut off the other one, he won't be getting Blue Balls anymore


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User currently offline767Lover From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (7 years 2 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 1653 times:

I heard on the radio today that he's suing for $200,000. I was surprised at the low amount. I'm not saying it should be more or less -- I have no idea what a testicle is worth (?) -- but he shows enormous restraint in this "get everything you can" society.


Edit: Ah, I see that it's $200K and an "undisclosed amount" for damages. That seems more likely.

[Edited 2007-04-06 00:59:27]

User currently offlineWalter747 From United States of America, joined Oct 2006, 1440 posts, RR: 5
Reply 3, posted (7 years 2 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 1638 times:

Poor soul! The pain of having one removed and they cut the wrong one. Man no more testicles for him. That must be a blow to his ego.


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User currently offlineFumanchewd From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (7 years 2 weeks 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 1589 times:

What about prosthetic testicles. Anyone remember Joe vs. The Volcano?

User currently offlineLTU932 From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 13864 posts, RR: 50
Reply 5, posted (7 years 2 weeks 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 1584 times:

What's wrong with Doctors these days? First the Romanian doctor who slices and dices a patient's penis out of rage, and now a urologist who removes the wrong testicle.

I'm gonna think twice about going to the doctor now.  scared 


User currently offlinePAHS200 From United States of America, joined Mar 2006, 513 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (7 years 2 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 1569 times:

Quoting LTU932 (Reply 5):
First the Romanian doctor who slices and dices a patient's penis out of rage

Ouch!!!  covereyes   faint 

don't they mark what body part get removed?


User currently offlineItsjustme From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 2768 posts, RR: 10
Reply 7, posted (7 years 2 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 1554 times:

I heard this gentleman and his attorney interviewed on local radio here yesterday. His attorney is also a physician. Whoops. The hospital might as well give this guy a blank check and ask him to please be nice. Normally, the area to be removed is marked with a very prominent "X". That wasn't done, however, in this case. Why not? According to the hospital it was because the area where the procedure was to take place is so tender and private, they didn't mark it. Hmmmm, OK. So you're going to expose the area to who knows how many people in the OR (not to mention any number of medical students looking on from above), you're going to shave the area, and then you're going to plunge a scalpel into the man's nads and lop one off, yet you're worried about marking it beforehand with a magic marker because it's such a private area? When it's all said and done, this guy won't have any balls but he'll be very very rich.

Wait a minute! Balless and rich. Perhaps there's a run for the presidency in this guy's future!


User currently offlineTSS From United States of America, joined Dec 2006, 3049 posts, RR: 5
Reply 8, posted (7 years 2 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 1537 times:

Quoting Itsjustme (Reply 7):
Normally, the area to be removed is marked with a very prominent "X".

Marking the area to be kept with the words "NOT THIS ONE, STUPID!" is never a bad idea.



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User currently offlineBezoar From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 807 posts, RR: 9
Reply 9, posted (7 years 2 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 1477 times:

Quoting Itsjustme (Reply 7):
Balless and rich. Perhaps there's a run for the presidency in this guy's future!

That one really hurt!
 Smile



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User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (7 years 2 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 1450 times:

Quoting TSS (Reply 8):
Marking the area to be kept with the words "NOT THIS ONE, STUPID!" is never a bad idea.

That won't work if the nurse that shaves and preps you gives your sack a 180-degree twist and doesn't put it back the right way. Think about it.


User currently offlineTSS From United States of America, joined Dec 2006, 3049 posts, RR: 5
Reply 11, posted (7 years 2 weeks 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 1424 times:

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 10):
That won't work if the nurse that shaves and preps you gives your sack a 180-degree twist and doesn't put it back the right way. Think about it.

Reason enough to be awake during the "shave & prep" portion of the program, if not for the whole operation.



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User currently offlineBA787 From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2006, 2596 posts, RR: 7
Reply 12, posted (7 years 2 weeks 22 hours ago) and read 1374 times:

Id do more than sue the bastard, Id come round and chop his balls off Big grin :_D

User currently offlineAllstarflyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (7 years 2 weeks 22 hours ago) and read 1366 times:

Forgive my ignorance, but in our medically advanced society, can't they put the good one back inside him? Take out the cancerous one, and in its place (or back on the other side), put the good one back in there. But, were it me, I'd say put the good one back in there and make sure everything's going to work right before removing the bad one altogether.

-R


User currently offlineRlwynn From Germany, joined Dec 2000, 1064 posts, RR: 1
Reply 14, posted (7 years 2 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 1292 times:

Quoting Allstarflyer (Reply 13):
can't they put the good one back inside him? Take out the cancerous one, and in its place (or back on the other side), put the good one back in there.

They probably cut the wrong one out. Sent it to pathology to check what type of cancer it was. And the Pathologist probably sliced it up in small pieces, called back and said "there is nothing wrong here". The the Dr. probably had the nurse look in the chart to confirm his worst nightmare. A big increase in his malpractice insurance.

[Edited 2007-04-07 01:19:29]


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User currently offlineKay From France, joined Mar 2002, 1884 posts, RR: 3
Reply 15, posted (7 years 2 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 1279 times:

I can only hope that the guy has a family already. They say he's an Air Force veteran which suggests he is not too young anymore, and nothing was mentioned about him loosing a potential family. The only thing he'd be loosing is his sexual life, which is not little, but at least not a family life!

If he doesn't make at least ten times what that lady who burnt herself with a hot cofee from McDonald's did with her lawsuit, every single one of these silly lawsuits that happened till now must be undone retroactively.

Kay


User currently offlineIFEMaster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (7 years 2 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 1263 times:

Well, that was a real balls up. The guy must be going nuts. If I were him, I'd sack the doctor and find someone with the cajones to tackle the issue.

 biggrin 


User currently offlineAllstarflyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (7 years 1 week 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 1190 times:

Quoting Rlwynn (Reply 14):
the Pathologist probably sliced it up in small pieces,

Not that I've ever heard of it, then, but is there a possibility of a transplant? Someone who's signed the back of their D.L. who could give up his testicles perhaps? It's not like this man had a vastectomy. Just take one (or two) teste(s) and put it/them in this guy. I'm no urologist (obviously), so what are the possibilities of this?

-R


User currently offlineTZ757300 From United States of America, joined Aug 2005, 2866 posts, RR: 6
Reply 18, posted (7 years 1 week 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 1180 times:

Quoting IFEMaster (Reply 16):
Well, that was a real balls up. The guy must be going nuts. If I were him, I'd sack the doctor and find someone with the cajones to tackle the issue.

Way to de-sensitize the issue Big grin



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