99% of A.net without women (or men).....oh wait....thats 99% of A.net.
Hahaha, oh man, this just reminded me of a story I heard once.
A girl is in Hong Kong, but she doesn't speak cantonese (only mandarin). She's looking for birth control pills and walks into the pharmacy. With her broken cantonese, she tries to explain that she's looking for birth control pills. The pharmacist doesn't have a clue what she's saying.
Girl: I'm looking for something I can take which will make sure I don't get pregnant.
The pharmacist thinks he has what she's looking for, and puts a box of condoms on the counter.
Girl: Umm....actually I was hoping for something that I could eat
Pharmacist: *HORRIFIED LOOK* YOU CAN'T EAT THOSE!
ZBBYLW From Canada, joined Nov 2006, 1922 posts, RR: 7 Reply 10, posted (6 years 1 month 1 week 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 3775 times:
For me its a walk down to Safeway, or just get it when shopping. There is no need to be embarrassed getting condoms IMO. O yea one time I bought out of a vending machine... right before I boarded one of my best flights ever.... But thats a different story.
Not in the least.
I worked at an apothecary in high school and I know from personal experience that the clerks behind the counter couldn't care less what you buy.
In fact I only remember one person buying condoms, and that's because he made such a silly production out of it every time he did. Every Friday he would call me down to the end of the counter and whisper in my ear that he wanted "a pack of Trojans and a box of Rooster Pills (vitamins that claimed to do what Viagra actually does)". I would then be required to ring up and bag his purchases while he waited at the far end of the counter. This gentleman was 70 years old if he was a day, so I could never understand his shyness. If I'm still getting some when I'm 70 or even pretending to still get some at that age, I intend to be loud and proud about it!
Quoting DeltaAVL (Reply 5): Machines in truck stop bathrooms. And nobody else can be in there when I buy them. Self-conscious? YES.
A. I had no idea that truckstop restrooms still had condom machines.
B. Do they still dispense the same crappy, low-quality condoms that they used to? The ones that are prone to breaking as you roll them on?
[Edited 2007-04-12 08:41:40]
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