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Wills And Kate Split!  
User currently offlineQANTASforever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 1304 times:

Where'll I go? What'll I do?

I now have to destroy an entire warehouse full of commemorative mugs with their faces printed on it just because one lacked breeding, and the other lacked the will to breed.

I'm devastated. Kate could have been our Majestic Queen - and now that dream is in tatters. I hear that Sir Elton is going to again re-work one of his classic songs. Not "Candle In the Wind" this time around, rather "Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting" partly inspired by the young Prince's nights out binge drinking, groping breasts, and beating up photographers.

Land of hope and glory: how will we go on?

QFF

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User currently offlineLH423 From Canada, joined Jul 1999, 6501 posts, RR: 54
Reply 1, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 1254 times:

Hey, get him to have a few illegitimate babies and we'll have our very own Prince Albert of Monaco!

Remember your mantra, QFF. You must say this when you get dismayed at the monarchy. Repeat after me: "The Divine Right of Kings. The Divine Right of Kings. The Divine Right of Kings."

Repeat that until you feel your blood pressure going down.

 Silly

LH423



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User currently offlineQANTASforever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 1251 times:

Quoting LH423 (Reply 1):
Remember your mantra, QFF. You must say this when you get dismayed at the monarchy. Repeat after me: "The Divine Right of Kings. The Divine Right of Kings. The Divine Right of Kings."

HOW DARE YOU!!!

I'm never dismayed by the monarchy.

QFF


User currently offlineScbriml From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2003, 12492 posts, RR: 46
Reply 3, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 1232 times:
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Where's the cargo hold or giveafuck-o-meter when you need it?


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User currently offlineQANTASforever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 1231 times:

Quoting Scbriml (Reply 3):
Where's the cargo hold or giveafuck-o-meter when you need it?

Oi! Show a bit of bloody respect or I'll send the DoE's muscle (Jafa39) round to bump you off. Nobody disrespects the ex-girlfriend of the third in line to the throne!

Behavior like this is EXACTLY why we lost India.

QFF


User currently offlineScbriml From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2003, 12492 posts, RR: 46
Reply 5, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 1217 times:
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Quoting QANTASforever (Reply 4):
Behavior like this is EXACTLY why we lost India.

I didn't realise Australia had ever "won" India!  Wow!



Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana!
User currently offlineEK20 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 1190 times:

Quoting QANTASforever (Thread starter):
Land of hope and glory: how will we go on?

Look on the bright side. At least we sent you Paul Burrell so you could watch Australian Princess.  Wink


User currently offlineJamesbuk From United Kingdom, joined May 2005, 3968 posts, RR: 4
Reply 7, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 1182 times:

Quoting QANTASforever (Reply 4):
third in line

Second inline isnt he? after charles.

Anyway who gives a rat's ass?

Rgds --James--



You cant have your cake and eat it... What the hells the point in having it then!!!
User currently offlineJutes85 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1138 times:

STOP THE PRESSES!!!



User currently offlineLehpron From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 7028 posts, RR: 21
Reply 9, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 1116 times:

Slightly-off topic, what was the average ages of those who preiviously took the throw? Methinks someone just wants it to happen now...  Wink

Let the guy grow up some, then we'll have our (if India will be retaken) 5th. Big grin



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User currently offlineShyFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 1104 times:

Quoting QANTASforever (Thread starter):
Wills And Kate Split!

Who??

Quoting Jamesbuk (Reply 7):
Second inline isnt he? after charles.

Oh, I see now. I saw a blurb about the split a day or so ago. Life in the public eye probably was too much for her to bear with.


User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29795 posts, RR: 58
Reply 11, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 1100 times:

Quoting QANTASforever (Thread starter):
I now have to destroy an entire warehouse full of commemorative mugs with their faces printed on it

No you don't

Just hide them in a shipping container out back for say 10-20 years and then come back and sell them on e-bay as "Rare misprints"

I have a couple of boxes of my old Reeve uniforms. They where the last pax Electra operator and went under in 2000. In about 10 years they will be listed as historical items with, "Authentic Airline Wear"  dollarsign 

[Edited 2007-04-15 21:38:18]


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User currently offlineQANTASforever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 1063 times:

Quoting Jamesbuk (Reply 7):
Second inline isnt he? after charles.

No, people are actually unaware of the Windsor's secret first son, Prince Skip McGee. But I'm in the know - it's in return for my years of loyal service to our beloved Imperial Monarchy shovelling the horse poo during the Trouping of the colour.

Quoting ShyFlyer (Reply 10):
Who??

Heathen!

QFF


User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 1032 times:

C'est la fucking Vie. She was a hottie, and would have made a great Diana II, but alas it was not meant to be.

User currently offlineFridgmus From United States of America, joined Oct 2006, 1442 posts, RR: 11
Reply 14, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 947 times:
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Well, she did look good in a bikini! Although not as good as Harry's girl Chesty, err... I mean Chelsea!  bigthumbsup 


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