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User currently offlineSwiftski From Australia, joined Dec 2006, 2701 posts, RR: 2
Posted (7 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 2717 times:

Sky News:

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1262312,00.html

Snippet:

"Horrified diners watched as the man grabbed a large kitchen knife and lopped off his manhood.

It happened at Zizzi's pizza restaurant in the Strand, in the capital's West End theatre heartland.

Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told The Sun: "This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.

"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out.

"Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it."

Anything to do with the fact that "Zizzi" is a word for "willy" in French?  Smile

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User currently offlineAA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 56
Reply 1, posted (7 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 2704 times:

I hope someone ordered extra sausage on their pie.
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It wouldn't stop JCS from eating it.



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User currently offlineKiwiandrew From New Zealand, joined Jun 2005, 8632 posts, RR: 13
Reply 2, posted (7 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 2700 times:
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at least it was his own one and not somebody elses


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User currently offlineRammstein From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (7 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 2694 times:

Rumors say he was an a.net member that unsuccesfully stalked a female member for months .

User currently offlineCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (7 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 2694 times:

Quoting Swiftski (Thread starter):
Man Chops Off Penis At Restaurant

That would make a great April Fool's joke.  scratchchin 


User currently offlineG-CIVP From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2001, 1338 posts, RR: 10
Reply 5, posted (7 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 2669 times:

He won't be touching himself in the near future. Puts you off pizza for life. I wonder if he had extra cheese?

User currently offlineLHStarAlliance From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (7 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 2630 times:

Haha poor guy ... Imagine how it hurts ...

User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (7 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 2608 times:

Too bad it wasn't a sushi restaurant. Could have made the owner a few pennies.



You can even identify the following anatomical features: Corpus spongiosum, corpus carvernosum (x2), urethra, tunica albuginea, dorsal vessels.


User currently offlineTuRbUleNc3 From United Kingdom, joined May 2006, 519 posts, RR: 0
Reply 8, posted (7 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 2598 times:

I read about that this morning in the mirror. What an odd thing to do.

User currently offlineMCOflyer From United States of America, joined Jun 2006, 8691 posts, RR: 16
Reply 9, posted (7 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 2546 times:

Was this guy high?

MCOflyer



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User currently offlineJetjack74 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 7438 posts, RR: 50
Reply 10, posted (7 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 2540 times:
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Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 7):
Could have made the owner a few pennies.

Whad da you mean? The owner could've just made a sausage-lovers supreme pie out of it. Too bad for him for not capitalising on a possible trend.

Quoting MCOflyer (Reply 9):
Was this guy high?

Nah, they're cutting off their wanks all the time

[Edited 2007-04-24 23:32:43]


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User currently offlineIAH777 From United States of America, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 4
Reply 11, posted (7 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 2533 times:

You gonna eat that?

Signed,
Jefferey Dahmer


User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11955 posts, RR: 46
Reply 12, posted (7 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 2533 times:

Quoting Swiftski (Thread starter):
Man Chops Off Penis At Restaurant



Quoting Swiftski (Thread starter):
Snippet:

Nice one...  Wink

Quoting TuRbUleNc3 (Reply 8):
I read about that this morning in the mirror. What an odd thing to do.

Not really, I hear many people read the Mirror... (even me from time to time)

Thom@s



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User currently offlineWestJetYQQ From Canada, joined Jan 2007, 2987 posts, RR: 5
Reply 13, posted (7 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 2476 times:

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 11):
You gonna eat that?

Signed,
Jefferey Dahmer

 rotfl 

Quote:
The Sun said police rescued the organ and packed it in ice.

Definitely something you wouldn't want to be on duty for......well most of us.  Wink

Cheers
Carson



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User currently offlineVaporlock From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (7 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 2423 times:

Quoting Swiftski (Thread starter):
"Horrified diners watched as the man grabbed a large kitchen knife and lopped off his manhood.

Wow, I hope now he will at least be thinking with the right head!!!

Phyllis  bouncy 


User currently offlineLASOctoberB6 From Japan, joined Nov 2006, 2380 posts, RR: 1
Reply 15, posted (7 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 2382 times:

quote from Dave Chappelle, "me and my penis is like this! *crosses fingers*"
..........what the hell was this guy thinkin!? i couldnt imagine my life without my best friend!!



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User currently offlineRichPhitzwell From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (7 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 2380 times:



User currently offlineDrDeke From United States of America, joined Jun 2005, 830 posts, RR: 0
Reply 17, posted (7 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 2361 times:

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 7):
Too bad it wasn't a sushi restaurant. Could have made the owner a few pennies.

Erm... What are those metal things coming out of the sushi? They sort of look like USB connectors to me.  Confused

DrDeke



If you don't want it known, don't say it on a phone.
User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (7 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 2358 times:

Quoting DrDeke (Reply 17):
What are those metal things coming out of the sushi?

Part of a Gomco clamp?

It's a USB sushi chiller

[Edited 2007-04-25 02:52:58]

User currently offlineGraphic From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (7 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 2326 times:

Ok, it doesn't count if your TRYING to win the darwin award...

User currently offlinePc12Fan From United States of America, joined Jan 2007, 2477 posts, RR: 5
Reply 20, posted (7 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 2306 times:

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 7):

You bastard! I don't think I'll ever eat sushi again thanks to you!!!!

(moderators - all in jest)



Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep talkin'!
User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (7 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 2300 times:

Quoting Pc12Fan (Reply 20):
You bastard! I don't think I'll ever eat sushi again thanks to you!!!!

I forgot to mention the presence of subcutaneous edema, probably related to the overuse of a penis pump.


User currently offlineDeltaGator From United States of America, joined Sep 2005, 6341 posts, RR: 13
Reply 22, posted (7 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 2285 times:

Quoting Swiftski (Thread starter):
"Horrified diners watched as the man grabbed a large kitchen knife and lopped off his manhood.

It happened at Zizzi's pizza restaurant in the Strand, in the capital's West End theatre heartland.

Seeing as this happened in London I can't believe none of you have pointed out it was the nightly special of "Spotted Dick."  Wink



"If you can't delight in the misery of others then you don't deserve to be a college football fan."
User currently offlineLTU932 From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 13864 posts, RR: 50
Reply 23, posted (7 years 8 months 1 week 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 2190 times:

Jesus H. Christ, what the hell is wrong with these people? First the Romanian doctor who slices and dices another man's penis, and now this guy who self mutilates his manhood. He must have had some balls to do something like that (no pun intended, I think).

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 11):
You gonna eat that?

Signed,
Jefferey Dahmer

Absolutely! And you're gonna watch.

Signed,
Armin Meiwes


User currently offlineSaxdiva From United States of America, joined Jun 2004, 2382 posts, RR: 41
Reply 24, posted (7 years 8 months 1 week 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 2164 times:

Just remember this when you U.K. folks want to jump all over us about gun control, okay?

Signed,
The U.S.A.


25 Post contains images Scbriml : Did anyone spot the Related Media headlines on the right?
26 Ferengi80 : "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his penis, with some fava beans, and a nice Chianti."
27 ZBBYLW : I did not know FLAIRPORT moved to the UK.
29 Post contains images Superfly : Airfoilsguy! Why would this guy do something this crazy?!?!?!
30 ZBBYLW : Sorry Airfoilsguy but I am with Superfly with this one... I am happy with just leaving the pain and suffering to my mind...
31 Post contains images PC12Fan : You know, I think I'm a relatively smart guy, but for once, I am actually glad that I don't know what a subcutaneous edema really is.
32 Post contains images Superfly : Just imagine if there was a couple out on a first date and the man was trying to impress his date with the fine his choice of restaurant. Then suddenl
33 Post contains images Vaporlock : Fly, well I guess you could say it was a once in a lifetime experience!!! Phyllis
34 Post contains images UK_Dispatcher : It was in London, which means there is a 95% chance this guy wasn't English! And a few years later when one of their kids asks about the first time m
35 Avianca : and please let us not forget the german guy (Menschenfresser von Rothenburg) that meet a guy from a internet chat and eat his "best piece"
36 Post contains images LTU932 : I should have mentioned him in that post. Armin Meiwes, aka the German version of Hannibal Lecter.
37 Post contains images Avianca : I hope the internet chat was not "airliners.net"
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