Aloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8357 posts, RR: 47 Posted (6 years 3 weeks 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 1255 times:
Thought I'd share this, sometimes even a spam mail can be funny:
Quote: I took a few swallows right out of the bottle, stripped down to the skin, climbed into the bath, and turned on the radio.
But not every man patient after the noble temper of your lordship.
That's all. Maybe there's an HTML message annexed, but my webmail service doesn't show anything; maybe for the very good reason of not letting people screw themselves by opening it.
So what about the noble temper of a ladyship?
Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.
KaiGywer From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 12027 posts, RR: 43 Reply 2, posted (6 years 3 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1237 times:
Quoting Francoflier (Reply 1): In the same category, typing =rand(99,99) then enter on a blank microsoft Word page also gives you a funny result...
AeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 18864 posts, RR: 64 Reply 3, posted (6 years 3 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1226 times:
AeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 18864 posts, RR: 64 Reply 5, posted (6 years 3 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1216 times:
KaiGywer From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 12027 posts, RR: 43 Reply 6, posted (6 years 3 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1210 times:
Quoting Aloges (Reply 4):
I got a tongue twister as a result, several pages full of it actually.
A European trick possibly? Doesn't do anything here
AeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 18864 posts, RR: 64 Reply 7, posted (6 years 3 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1205 times:
Quoting KaiGywer (Reply 6): A European trick possibly? Doesn't do anything here
I got 117 pages of "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog."
I got! Maybe all German versions of Word give the same result. This reminds me a bit of the old Windows 98 "You_are_a_real_rascal" days... sniff! BTW, how are things your end?
Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.
KaiGywer From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 12027 posts, RR: 43 Reply 12, posted (6 years 3 weeks 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 1132 times:
Flyingbabydoc From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 13, posted (6 years 3 weeks 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 1119 times:
Quoting Aloges (Reply 10): BTW, how are things your end?
Swamped with work, Kids have been falling off trees and toys in the playgrounds like rotten fruit - just operated on a humerus fracture, and we get 4-5 new fractures a day. Can you imagine that we have to admit patients in pediatrics because of sheer lack of space in our wards?
long answer: I passed on my final attempt even though I was more demotivated than ever before, but after I had learned the result my "it's all a lottery anyway" feeling subsided a bit and gave way to "this time, I had the right strategy" which is always a nice touch. I'll be celebrating my birthday in some hall taking the first day of the "Physikum" though, but oh well - it's my own "fault" after all.
Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.
AeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 18864 posts, RR: 64 Reply 16, posted (6 years 3 weeks 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 1079 times:
ZBBYLW From Canada, joined Nov 2006, 1923 posts, RR: 7 Reply 18, posted (6 years 3 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 981 times:
I am not sure what the other languages have... but in english "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" is the shortest sentence that makes sense that contains all the letters.
Springbok747 From Australia, joined Nov 2004, 4387 posts, RR: 13 Reply 19, posted (6 years 3 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 976 times:
Quoting Francoflier (Reply 1): In the same category, typing =rand(99,99) then press enter on a blank microsoft Word page also gives you a funny result...
Got 83 pages of "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog".
Aloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8357 posts, RR: 47 Reply 24, posted (6 years 3 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 908 times:
Quoting IAH777 (Reply 23): African or European swallows?
That probably depends on the loads it has to, umm, carry. I mean, there's a difference between a coconut and lighter nuts that you have to factor in! Additionally, not all nuts have a husk suitable for grabbing.
Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.
25 IAH777: Perhaps if two suspended it from a length of string...
26 Ferengi80: I type this and got 181 pages of "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" Very perculiar indeed!
28 Flyingbabydoc: They go on forever. We never leave the room before 14:30! OÄ Hahn has been in a foul mood lately (even worse than usual). Congratulations! Mind you,
30 Aloges: Hehe, I still remember asking myself "When did she move to the next patient?!" more than just once... and that guy whose PJ rotation ended soon after
31 DeltaAVL: Blues Brothers! Hard-core musician here.