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An Iraq/Clinton Joke  
User currently offlineSlovacek747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 3256 times:

Dear Fellow Anetters,

Chelsea Clinton went over to Iraq to talk with our troops and ask them some questions. During her interaction with the troops, she asked what they were most scared of over there. Their response---The thing we are most scared of is Osama, Obama and Yo Mamma.

Slovacek747

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User currently offlineAirfoilsguy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 3242 times:

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User currently offlineORFflyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 3228 times:

Quoting Slovacek747 (Thread starter):

 rotf   rotf   rotf   rotf   rotf 


User currently offlineHalls120 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 3194 times:

Quoting Slovacek747 (Thread starter):
Dear Fellow Anetters,

Chelsea Clinton went over to Iraq to talk with our troops and ask them some questions. During her interaction with the troops, she asked what they were most scared of over there. Their response---The thing we are most scared of is Osama, Obama and Yo Mamma.

OK, since someone started this, I'll add a contribution. Apologies in advance if you've already heard it.

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was a U.S. Marine in a similar, but less serious state.

The Marine was conscious and alert and first aid was given to both men.

The squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road."

"I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal democrat drunk."

"So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!"

"And, there we were.... in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us"


User currently offlineWrenchBender From Canada, joined Feb 2004, 1779 posts, RR: 8
Reply 4, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 3178 times:

Quoting Slovacek747 (Thread starter):
Chelsea Clinton went over to Iraq to talk with our troops and ask them some questions. During her interaction with the troops, she asked what they were most scared of over there. Their response---The thing we are most scared of is Osama, Obama and Yo Mamma.

Not that funny, Yo Momma jokes are so early eighties

Quoting Halls120 (Reply 3):
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was a U.S. Marine in a similar, but less serious state.

The Marine was conscious and alert and first aid was given to both men.

The squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road."

"I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal democrat drunk."

"So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!"

"And, there we were.... in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us"

Now Thats Funny

WrenchBender



Silly Pilot, Tricks are for kids.......
User currently offlineSlovacek747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 3118 times:

Yo wiseguy.. its not really a "Yo Mamma" joke.... It doesn't start out by saying Yo mamma is so fat.........

Slovacek747


User currently offlineAirfoilsguy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (7 years 4 months 2 weeks 1 hour ago) and read 3095 times:

Quoting Slovacek747 (Reply 5):
Yo mamma is so fat.........

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User currently offlineBaroque From Australia, joined Apr 2006, 15380 posts, RR: 59
Reply 7, posted (7 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 3046 times:

Quoting Halls120 (Reply 3):
OK, since someone started this, I'll add a contribution. Apologies in advance if you've already heard it.

I would have thought it close to impossible that a really funny joke would emerge from Iraq, happy to be proved totally wrong!!


User currently offlineDon81603 From Canada, joined Jul 2005, 1185 posts, RR: 0
Reply 8, posted (7 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 3031 times:

According to Robin Williams, when the Iraqis learned they were to be bombed to the stone age, they all exclaimed "WOOHOO Upgrade!"


Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8707 posts, RR: 42
Reply 9, posted (7 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 3025 times:

Quoting Slovacek747 (Thread starter):
Chelsea Clinton went over to Iraq to talk with our troops and ask them some questions. During her interaction with the troops, she asked what they were most scared of over there. Their response---The thing we are most scared of is Osama, Obama and Yo Mamma.

 thumbsdown 

Quoting Halls120 (Reply 3):
OK, since someone started this, I'll add a contribution. Apologies in advance if you've already heard it.

 thumbsup   Silly  ouch 

Quoting Don81603 (Reply 8):
According to Robin Williams, when the Iraqis learned they were to be bombed to the stone age, they all exclaimed "WOOHOO Upgrade!"

 thumbsup   Silly  ouch  again



Walk together, talk together all ye peoples of the earth. Then, and only then, shall ye have peace.
User currently offlineBaroque From Australia, joined Apr 2006, 15380 posts, RR: 59
Reply 10, posted (7 years 4 months 1 week 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 3018 times:

Quoting Aloges (Reply 9):
Aloges

Fair summary Aloges. Difficult to better.  thumbsup 


User currently offlineDon81603 From Canada, joined Jul 2005, 1185 posts, RR: 0
Reply 11, posted (7 years 4 months 1 week 6 days ago) and read 2949 times:

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a SCUD?

3: 1 to load, 1 to launch, and 1 to watch CNN to see where it landed.



Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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