AA787823 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Posted (6 years 1 week 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 3402 times:
I was out on my 3rd date with a girl this past weekend. We were back at her apartment and after some wine and music, we were off to her room for some **********. After a bit of foreplay she stopped everything and said I was "Too Big" and it would hurt her too much. I have always thought of myself as "average" but too big??????
SW733 From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 6072 posts, RR: 10 Reply 1, posted (6 years 1 week 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 3391 times:
Quoting AA787823 (Thread starter): I was out on my 3rd date with a girl this past weekend. We were back at her apartment and after some wine and music, we were off to her room for some **********. After a bit of foreplay she stopped everything and said I was "Too Big" and it would hurt her too much. I have always thought of myself as "average" but too big??????
Ha........................................if you didn't feel the need to start a thread about how big your schween was, I might believe it...however, I am calling shenanigans as I smell a big pile of crap coming from your direction
Artsyman From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 4741 posts, RR: 43 Reply 4, posted (6 years 1 week 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 3374 times:
Oddly enough, the UK newspaper (if you could call it that) "The Sun" had a Top 10 excuses to avoid sleeping with someone without hurting their feelings... and... your story was number one on the list. I guess they figured most men would focus more on the compliment of being too big, than the fact that the woman did not want to sleep with them.
AA787823 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 5, posted (6 years 1 week 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 3369 times:
Quoting Artsyman (Reply 4): Oddly enough, the UK newspaper (if you could call it that) "The Sun" had a Top 10 excuses to avoid sleeping with someone without hurting their feelings... and... your story was number one on the list. I guess they figured most men would focus more on the compliment of being too big, than the fact that the woman did not want to sleep with them.
Hey she was the one that led me to her room.....She started it....
Think about it, all the guys out there are bragging about the size of their respective member. If you sit down and tell a woman that in an appropriate place such as jokingly flirting two things are likely to occur.
1. She laughs it breaks the ice and is different than what all the other guys say.
2. Although she may understand its a joke, she cant be disappointed later unless....the thread starters girl is actually telling the truth.
Oh yeah... I get that all the time. In fact, I've never had sex due to the fact that I'm way too big and all of the hundreds of women I've been with I'd end up ruining their chance to ever have kids.
Quoting FighterPilot (Reply 20): In fact, I've never had sex due to the fact that I'm way too big and all of the hundreds of women I've been with I'd end up ruining their chance to ever have kids.
Large sexual partners. Instead of chasing hotdogs they are going to the bakery.
Hussel, Hussel, Husel, Grind, Grind, Grind
25 TSS: Not quite how I would have phrased that, but Andes is right.
26 Jaysit: Yeah. Thai hookers have a habit of saying that. That's when you give them another dollar. Everyone's happy that way. The hooker makes an extra buck,
27 STLGph: i'm definitely no amateur. kitten. i'm -that- big.
28 AndesSMF: The hell you are! After all, you are white, and I have some African ancestry from long ago... Superfly, please correct Whitey here!
29 IAH777: How ironic that Gavin's solution involves a box. Yes, but depth. Not girth. She said it was uncomfortable to be constantly poked in the cervix.
30 STLGph: Wesley in Omaha preferred black men. Now he prefers me. That's all I'm saying.
31 AndesSMF: I see, guess Wesley could not handle 'too big' and chose 'average'.
32 STLGph: He's one of those types that .... well ... nevermind
33 Cactus739: Westy actually tells me I'm too big every night...... and every morning...... I've got the cheap red plastic cups for that box wine next time you're i
34 CHRISBA777ER: Unlikely. Most members here wouldn't have the first flippin clue what to do with a girl unless she is interested in the takeoff performance of the A3
35 CHRISBA777ER: Oh and for the record - "too big" is a load of rubbish unless you are freakishly large. There isnt a woman in the world who will complain in the sligh
36 Aaron747: Yes, sugoi okii! is a common refrain in Japan. That said, the ladies here are master manipulators so all is to be taken with a grain of salt.
37 Scbriml: The last time I was told I was "too big" was when I was buying a new pair of trousers. Signed, JGPH1A
38 UK_Dispatcher: Nice one! Just make sure she doesn't close her legs and break your glasses too. Or like throwing open the window and f***ing the night.
39 TedTAce: I was told this once, but she was a virgin. That experience is in part why I like looking at younger girls but will never waste my time with them.
40 ORFflyer: Yea - the only way you're gonna "pack" a girl with 12 inches is to do her three times.
41 PC12Fan: Just goes to show that some here at A.net will share just about anything.
42 Kaneporta1: Next time turn on the light and make sure you're not "doing" her belly button
43 CHRISBA777ER: A classic keyboard/coffee interface moment!!!! Quality!
44 LTBEWR: I doubt anybody here has an A380 for a penis at takeoff, hell, most problaby are hung like an ultralight....
45 Saxdiva: Wow. I've heard of desperate trolling, but I'm pretty sure this post takes the cake.
46 Superfly: AA787823: You shouldn't start threads like this because you know people are going to ask you to start posting pictures.
48 AdamTStarFlyer: Man, i now have beer all over my keyboard and my nose is burning from the bubbles as it flew outta my nose! That is hilarious! Best thing i've read t
49 AIR757200: ConcordeBoy! I'm surprised you haven't contributed more to this thread!
50 ConcordeBoy: Two reasons cher: 1) it's beneath me: I'm as far beyond the simplicity of this stage as you are beyond an altar boy 2) I turn dudes down for the exac
51 GQfluffy: Did someone say Altar Boy? Lord I apologize...
52 AndesSMF: Is that a first for you?? Or am I confusing you with Gavin?
58 JGPH1A: I thought you were saving yourself ! HAH ! Busted... (and P.S. nobody believes you anyway). Yes, well one requires a certain amount of lebensraum for
59 IAH777: I thought the mangina wasn't that bulky.
60 STLGph: ive already posted pictures of me on here in panties. i mean undies, so why not?
61 Kevi747: Exactly. I've noticed that whenever guys have to tell you how big they are, they are almost always exaggerating. (Except for this one Dominican guy I
62 ThePRGuy: *french accent* "Not even a waff-err thin mint?"
63 Bwest: Arf, get me a bucket... And here I thought we were going to have another thread on obese people in Y
64 VonRichtofen: True, like how women always downplay how many men they've slept with. If they say 5 it's more like 20. Kris
65 Kunoichi: Contrary to popular belief, it's supposed to feel good for the man AND the woman- just because it may fit, it doesn't mean it's pleasant. And if it's
66 PlymSpotter: I apologise, alas, I am no rent boy. Well, not unless it gets me a flight on a... no, I won't go there actually Dan
67 Vaporlock: Now talk about "tooting your own horn"....dam, that is funny!!!!! Mr Fly, you are exactly right..... Well, where are the pictures???? Maybe some of t
69 AndesSMF: Bingo! I do make it very pleasant for my partners, BTW. I don't have pictures, but I could give a quick description of what I would do.
70 Vaporlock: Good man....I knew you'd come to the rescue!!! Dam...only a quick description??? I guess that will have to do.....describe away!!! Phyllis
71 WrenchBender: Phyllis, Put them down, you don't know where they have been, or what they have been up to........ WrenchBender
72 AndesSMF: For a good session: 1. Wine and dine your lady. Hand holding a physical contact a must. 2. Little TV watching, cuddling. 3. Massage, non-sexual at fi
73 Vaporlock: Wow, good list.......I'm impressed!! For sure......... Phyllis
74 RichPhitzwell: Like dust in the wind. "I close my eyes Only for a moment, then the moment's gone All my dreams Pass before my eyes, a curiosity Dust in the wind All
75 Falstaff: L1011 for me... Its is more of a grower than a show er.... Men do the opposite. If a man has been with 10 women he will say 50. Do guys who play for
76 Kieron747: Dammit! She told me she'd never tell anyone. Signed, S12PPL
77 DrDeke: Oh, yeah, yeah, that happens all the time to me. In fact, come to think of it, that's why I didn't get any action last night! (Runs off to the corner
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In fact, I've never had sex due to the fact that I'm way too big and all of the hundreds of women I've been with I'd end up ruining their chance to ever have kids. 
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