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Have You Ever Been Told You Were "Too Big?"  
User currently offlineAA787823 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days ago) and read 3980 times:

I was out on my 3rd date with a girl this past weekend. We were back at her apartment and after some wine and music, we were off to her room for some **********. After a bit of foreplay she stopped everything and said I was "Too Big" and it would hurt her too much. I have always thought of myself as "average" but too big??????

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User currently offlineSW733 From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 6306 posts, RR: 9
Reply 1, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days ago) and read 3969 times:

Quoting AA787823 (Thread starter):
I was out on my 3rd date with a girl this past weekend. We were back at her apartment and after some wine and music, we were off to her room for some **********. After a bit of foreplay she stopped everything and said I was "Too Big" and it would hurt her too much. I have always thought of myself as "average" but too big??????

Ha........................................if you didn't feel the need to start a thread about how big your schween was, I might believe it...however, I am calling shenanigans as I smell a big pile of crap coming from your direction


User currently offlineSabena332 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days ago) and read 3969 times:

Quoting AA787823 (Thread starter):
After a bit of foreplay she stopped everything and said I was "Too Big" and it would hurt her too much.

LMAO!  rotfl 

Patrick


User currently offlineTZ757300 From United States of America, joined Aug 2005, 2867 posts, RR: 6
Reply 3, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days ago) and read 3964 times:

Quoting AA787823 (Thread starter):
After a bit of foreplay she stopped everything and said I was "Too Big" and it would hurt her too much.

Someone's making up for something...



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User currently offlineArtsyman From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 4745 posts, RR: 34
Reply 4, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days ago) and read 3952 times:

Oddly enough, the UK newspaper (if you could call it that) "The Sun" had a Top 10 excuses to avoid sleeping with someone without hurting their feelings... and... your story was number one on the list. I guess they figured most men would focus more on the compliment of being too big, than the fact that the woman did not want to sleep with them.

User currently offlineAA787823 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days ago) and read 3947 times:

Quoting Artsyman (Reply 4):
Oddly enough, the UK newspaper (if you could call it that) "The Sun" had a Top 10 excuses to avoid sleeping with someone without hurting their feelings... and... your story was number one on the list. I guess they figured most men would focus more on the compliment of being too big, than the fact that the woman did not want to sleep with them.

Hey she was the one that led me to her room.....She started it....


User currently offlineRichPhitzwell From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days ago) and read 3947 times:

Ya ive been told that, and it was proven when my gut couldnt fit between her legs.

Ohhh im sorry you ment something else, Im like a babies fist in a boxing glove  ouch 


User currently offlineTZ757300 From United States of America, joined Aug 2005, 2867 posts, RR: 6
Reply 7, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days ago) and read 3935 times:

Quoting RichPhitzwell (Reply 6):

Ohhh im sorry you ment something else, Im like a babies fist in a boxing glove

So Rich doesn't fit well?



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User currently offlinePhotopilot From Canada, joined Jul 2002, 2720 posts, RR: 18
Reply 8, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days ago) and read 3935 times:

Quoting AA787823 (Thread starter):
I was out on my 3rd date with a girl this past weekend.

Try a woman next time. If you're stuck with "girls" perhaps if you set your age range higher you'd find a "woman" who can handle you.

Isn't it called kiddie...........?


 laughing   laughing   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 


User currently offlineRichPhitzwell From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 23 hours ago) and read 3920 times:

Quoting TZ757300 (Reply 7):
So Rich doesn't fit well?

Lets just say I enjoy small women for a reason Big grin

Large woman are like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Oh and wow, I would never have thought of my name that way. What a coincidence


User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11617 posts, RR: 60
Reply 10, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 23 hours ago) and read 3901 times:

I have been told it from time to time. I was very surprised actually and it made me slightly uncomfortable  Embarrassment  Sad


Dan Smile



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User currently offlineTZ757300 From United States of America, joined Aug 2005, 2867 posts, RR: 6
Reply 11, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 23 hours ago) and read 3901 times:

Quoting RichPhitzwell (Reply 9):

Lets just say I enjoy small women for a reason Big grin

Large woman are like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Wow, I would never admit that

Quoting RichPhitzwell (Reply 9):


Oh and wow, I would never have thought of my name that way. What a coincidence

Sure...



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User currently offlineRichPhitzwell From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 23 hours ago) and read 3887 times:

Quoting TZ757300 (Reply 11):
Wow, I would never admit that

Think about it, all the guys out there are bragging about the size of their respective member. If you sit down and tell a woman that in an appropriate place such as jokingly flirting two things are likely to occur.

1. She laughs it breaks the ice and is different than what all the other guys say.
2. Although she may understand its a joke, she cant be disappointed later unless....the thread starters girl is actually telling the truth.

So, I proudly pronounce my inadequacies


User currently offlineVikkyvik From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 9807 posts, RR: 26
Reply 13, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 23 hours ago) and read 3885 times:
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Quoting RichPhitzwell (Reply 9):
Oh and wow, I would never have thought of my name that way. What a coincidence

 rotfl 

Quoting AA787823 (Thread starter):
After a bit of foreplay she stopped everything and said I was "Too Big" and it would hurt her too much.

Sounds distinctly like she just had second thoughts about the whole affair, and decided to put an end to it in as "nice" a way as possible.

I guess the big question is, is there gonna be a 4th date?



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User currently offlineSTLGph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 9304 posts, RR: 25
Reply 14, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 23 hours ago) and read 3853 times:

I'm going to sit here and thoroughly enjoy participating of this thread.

Signed,

Me


P.S. -- References available upon request.



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User currently offlineSTLGph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 9304 posts, RR: 25
Reply 15, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 23 hours ago) and read 3852 times:

Oh, btw, I have found that when it's "too big," nothing cures that situation like good cheap box wine.


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User currently offlineFumanchewd From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 23 hours ago) and read 3845 times:

I'm proud to say that I'm packing 12 inches. Too bad its as thick as a #2 pencil.  Wink

User currently offlineAirTranTUS From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 23 hours ago) and read 3841 times:

Why are you asking here? Most of the members have never been with a girl.

That statement goes two ways.


User currently offlineRichPhitzwell From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 23 hours ago) and read 3826 times:

Quoting Fumanchewd (Reply 16):
Too bad its as thick as a #2 pencil.

With a french accent.

"it may not be big, but it very thin."


User currently offlineWalter747 From United States of America, joined Oct 2006, 1440 posts, RR: 5
Reply 19, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 3778 times:

Quoting RichPhitzwell (Reply 9):
Large woman are like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

Or like going to th bakery.  yes 



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User currently offlineFighterPilot From Canada, joined Jun 2005, 1379 posts, RR: 23
Reply 20, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 3778 times:

Quoting AA787823 (Thread starter):

Oh yeah... I get that all the time. Yeah sure In fact, I've never had sex due to the fact that I'm way too big and all of the hundreds of women I've been with I'd end up ruining their chance to ever have kids.

Cal  airplane 



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User currently offlineTZ757300 From United States of America, joined Aug 2005, 2867 posts, RR: 6
Reply 21, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 3772 times:

Quoting Walter747 (Reply 19):

Or like going to th bakery.

What  Confused

Quoting FighterPilot (Reply 20):
In fact, I've never had sex due to the fact that I'm way too big and all of the hundreds of women I've been with I'd end up ruining their chance to ever have kids.

 eyepopping 



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User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 3765 times:

Quoting STLGph (Reply 14):
I'm going to sit here and thoroughly enjoy participating of this thread.

...amateur  Yeah sure


User currently offlineAndesSMF From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 3758 times:

Quoting STLGph (Reply 15):
I have found that when it's "too big," nothing cures that situation like good cheap box wine.

The hell with cheap wine! Where there is a will, there is a way. After all, nothing compares to a baby's head.


User currently offlineWalter747 From United States of America, joined Oct 2006, 1440 posts, RR: 5
Reply 24, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 22 hours ago) and read 3740 times:

Quoting TZ757300 (Reply 21):
What

Large sexual partners. Instead of chasing hotdogs they are going to the bakery.



Hussel, Hussel, Husel, Grind, Grind, Grind
25 TSS : Not quite how I would have phrased that, but Andes is right.
26 Post contains images Jaysit : Yeah. Thai hookers have a habit of saying that. That's when you give them another dollar. Everyone's happy that way. The hooker makes an extra buck,
27 STLGph : i'm definitely no amateur. kitten. i'm -that- big.
28 AndesSMF : The hell you are! After all, you are white, and I have some African ancestry from long ago... Superfly, please correct Whitey here!
29 Post contains images IAH777 : How ironic that Gavin's solution involves a box. Yes, but depth. Not girth. She said it was uncomfortable to be constantly poked in the cervix.
30 STLGph : Wesley in Omaha preferred black men. Now he prefers me. That's all I'm saying.
31 Post contains images AndesSMF : I see, guess Wesley could not handle 'too big' and chose 'average'.
32 STLGph : He's one of those types that .... well ... nevermind
33 Cactus739 : Westy actually tells me I'm too big every night...... and every morning...... I've got the cheap red plastic cups for that box wine next time you're i
34 CHRISBA777ER : Unlikely. Most members here wouldn't have the first flippin clue what to do with a girl unless she is interested in the takeoff performance of the A3
35 CHRISBA777ER : Oh and for the record - "too big" is a load of rubbish unless you are freakishly large. There isnt a woman in the world who will complain in the sligh
36 Aaron747 : Yes, sugoi okii! is a common refrain in Japan. That said, the ladies here are master manipulators so all is to be taken with a grain of salt.
37 Scbriml : The last time I was told I was "too big" was when I was buying a new pair of trousers. Signed, JGPH1A
38 UK_Dispatcher : Nice one! Just make sure she doesn't close her legs and break your glasses too. Or like throwing open the window and f***ing the night.
39 TedTAce : I was told this once, but she was a virgin. That experience is in part why I like looking at younger girls but will never waste my time with them.
40 Post contains images ORFflyer : Yea - the only way you're gonna "pack" a girl with 12 inches is to do her three times.
41 Post contains images PC12Fan : Just goes to show that some here at A.net will share just about anything.
42 Kaneporta1 : Next time turn on the light and make sure you're not "doing" her belly button
43 CHRISBA777ER : A classic keyboard/coffee interface moment!!!! Quality!
44 Post contains images LTBEWR : I doubt anybody here has an A380 for a penis at takeoff, hell, most problaby are hung like an ultralight....
45 Saxdiva : Wow. I've heard of desperate trolling, but I'm pretty sure this post takes the cake.
46 Post contains images Superfly : AA787823: You shouldn't start threads like this because you know people are going to ask you to start posting pictures.
47 Alessandro : Yes, my legs are too stocky...
48 AdamTStarFlyer : Man, i now have beer all over my keyboard and my nose is burning from the bubbles as it flew outta my nose! That is hilarious! Best thing i've read t
49 AIR757200 : ConcordeBoy! I'm surprised you haven't contributed more to this thread!
50 ConcordeBoy : Two reasons cher: 1) it's beneath me: I'm as far beyond the simplicity of this stage as you are beyond an altar boy 2) I turn dudes down for the exac
51 Post contains images GQfluffy : Did someone say Altar Boy? Lord I apologize...
52 Post contains images AndesSMF : Is that a first for you?? Or am I confusing you with Gavin?
53 AIR757200 : I'm an equal opportunity f$#k.
54 Post contains images AndesSMF : Some of us can afford to be choosy!
55 ConcordeBoy : touche!
56 MCOflyer : Ok, I've been with one woman and can say that has never happened. AA787823, Good luck on your next date. I wish you my best luck. Hunter
57 Metroliner : how very defeatist of you...
58 Post contains images JGPH1A : I thought you were saving yourself ! HAH ! Busted... (and P.S. nobody believes you anyway). Yes, well one requires a certain amount of lebensraum for
59 Post contains images IAH777 : I thought the mangina wasn't that bulky.
60 STLGph : ive already posted pictures of me on here in panties. i mean undies, so why not?
61 Post contains images Kevi747 : Exactly. I've noticed that whenever guys have to tell you how big they are, they are almost always exaggerating. (Except for this one Dominican guy I
62 ThePRGuy : *french accent* "Not even a waff-err thin mint?"
63 Bwest : Arf, get me a bucket... And here I thought we were going to have another thread on obese people in Y
64 VonRichtofen : True, like how women always downplay how many men they've slept with. If they say 5 it's more like 20. Kris
65 Post contains images Kunoichi : Contrary to popular belief, it's supposed to feel good for the man AND the woman- just because it may fit, it doesn't mean it's pleasant. And if it's
66 Post contains images PlymSpotter : I apologise, alas, I am no rent boy. Well, not unless it gets me a flight on a... no, I won't go there actually Dan
67 Post contains images Vaporlock : Now talk about "tooting your own horn"....dam, that is funny!!!!! Mr Fly, you are exactly right..... Well, where are the pictures???? Maybe some of t
68 Superfly : Will do.
69 Post contains images AndesSMF : Bingo! I do make it very pleasant for my partners, BTW. I don't have pictures, but I could give a quick description of what I would do.
70 Post contains images Vaporlock : Good man....I knew you'd come to the rescue!!! Dam...only a quick description??? I guess that will have to do.....describe away!!! Phyllis
71 Post contains images WrenchBender : Phyllis, Put them down, you don't know where they have been, or what they have been up to........ WrenchBender
72 Post contains images AndesSMF : For a good session: 1. Wine and dine your lady. Hand holding a physical contact a must. 2. Little TV watching, cuddling. 3. Massage, non-sexual at fi
73 Post contains images Vaporlock : Wow, good list.......I'm impressed!! For sure......... Phyllis
74 RichPhitzwell : Like dust in the wind. "I close my eyes Only for a moment, then the moment's gone All my dreams Pass before my eyes, a curiosity Dust in the wind All
75 Falstaff : L1011 for me... Its is more of a grower than a show er.... Men do the opposite. If a man has been with 10 women he will say 50. Do guys who play for
76 Kieron747 : Dammit! She told me she'd never tell anyone. Signed, S12PPL
77 Post contains images DrDeke : Oh, yeah, yeah, that happens all the time to me. In fact, come to think of it, that's why I didn't get any action last night! (Runs off to the corner
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