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Dumbest Statement On A-net You Read  
User currently offlineSJCRRPAX From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 4431 times:

Please, no names. I'm not trying to embarrass anyone, but what are the dumbest statements you have ever read on a-net. My two favorites are:

Singapore is located in France .

The Boeing 787 is a hoax because Boeing can't really build a plane like that.


Anyone can top either of those?

93 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 4406 times:

I think it would be better if you were asking us to admit the stupidest thing we have said on a.net. Unfortunately we don't have room for all 8,000 plus of my posts so we will just skip me Big grin

User currently offlineSJCRRPAX From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 4403 times:

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 1):
I think it would be better if you were asking us to admit the stupidest thing we have said on a.net. Unfortunately we don't have room for all 8,000 plus of my posts so we will just skip me

OK, what is the stupidest thing that TedTAce has said on A-Net?


User currently offlineFuturecaptain From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 4392 times:

Quoting SJCRRPAX (Reply 2):
OK, what is the stupidest thing that TedTAce has said on A-Net?

Hard to say. Every post he makes we have a new record holder for the stupidest post award.  Smile


User currently offlineKaiGywer From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 12251 posts, RR: 35
Reply 4, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 4387 times:
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Quoting SJCRRPAX (Reply 2):

OK, what is the stupidest thing that TedTAce has said on A-Net?

This thread will very quickly become longer than the Superthread  Wink  duck 



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User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11656 posts, RR: 60
Reply 5, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 4361 times:

Surely by definition UTA's many 'Friday Stupid Threads' have to be in there.


Dan Smile



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User currently offlineFuturecaptain From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 4361 times:

Quoting SJCRRPAX (Thread starter):
Anyone can top either of those?

I can, I can!!

"The problems with the A.net servers going down will be fixed soon"
 duck 


User currently offlineQueso From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 4361 times:

"Dude, does your pussy hurt?"

Quoting SJCRRPAX (Thread starter):
Please, no names.

I don't think I need to name who made the most-quoted line in A.net history. I will say, however, that it was a mod who made that statement.


User currently offlineAjd1992 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 4326 times:

"What is a snowglobe? Can you use it to track flights?"

No names, but we all remember who said that....


User currently offlineNWADC9 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 4897 posts, RR: 10
Reply 9, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 4278 times:

"You're a smashed mailbox."

If you don't know who said that, you truly ARE a smashed mailbox!



Flying an aeroplane with only a single propeller to keep you in the air. Can you imagine that? -Capt. Picard
User currently offlineAirfoilsguy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 4258 times:

"Boeing aircraft's size are proportional to the model number." ie a 757 is larger then a 747.

Or

My girlfriend say a plane over xx place. Can anyone tell me what it was?

[Edited 2007-05-11 20:39:38]

User currently offlineAdopim88 From United States of America, joined Nov 2006, 2007 posts, RR: 11
Reply 11, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 4249 times:

Quoting Futurecaptain (Reply 6):
"The problems with the A.net servers going down will be fixed soon"



Quoting Ajd1992 (Reply 8):
"What is a snowglobe? Can you use it to track flights?"



Quoting Airfoilsguy (Reply 10):
"Boeing aircraft's size are proportional to the model number." ie a 757 is larger then a 747

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

Do we possibly have enough space to name these?



Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
User currently offlineAjd1992 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 4210 times:

Probably not Big grin I must admit, i can't remember who said that snowglobe thing, but he was very quickly shot down after calling a guy on here who's in Iraq a pussy. He left very soon afterwards.

User currently offlineLTU932 From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 13864 posts, RR: 50
Reply 13, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 4205 times:

Any statement from BOE773 about how the UK sucks and GE rules, and the post from Yak42 that said he'll only consider RTÉ a reliable news source.

User currently offlineCorey07850 From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 2527 posts, RR: 5
Reply 14, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 4205 times:

"Guys, the servers are fixed and everything should be running smoothly"

User currently offlineDoona From Sweden, joined Feb 2005, 3771 posts, RR: 13
Reply 15, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 4199 times:

The stupidest statement I've read here (the thread has since been deleted) was by some dude who wanted to subject all posters to an intelligence test and a language proficiency (I'm guessing English, but the jury's still out on that one) test before posting. I tried my best to chew his ass out, but the thread was deleted before it got too much attention...

Cheers
Mats



Sure, we're concerned for our lives. Just not as concerned as saving 9 bucks on a roundtrip to Ft. Myers.
User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 4187 times:

I just realized...

The funniest VIDEO!!
By Mr OMG we RTO'd past v1!!

I forgot the youtube link, but here it is on my site:
http://airspaceonline.com/anetstupid/ac36.mpeg
(Caution over 136MB)


User currently offlineCba From United States of America, joined Jul 2000, 4531 posts, RR: 3
Reply 17, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 4163 times:

Quoting Airfoilsguy (Reply 10):
"Boeing aircraft's size are proportional to the model number." ie a 757 is larger then a 747.

ROFL!!! That made my day!


User currently offlineJpax From United States of America, joined Aug 2006, 1018 posts, RR: 0
Reply 18, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 4145 times:

"Airbus is better than Boeing!" (and vice versa)

 stirthepot 


User currently offlineWrenchBender From Canada, joined Feb 2004, 1779 posts, RR: 9
Reply 19, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 4140 times:

"It's not shown in the UK till friday night! Please shut up!!"

Demanding that no one discuss Americna Idol results.
Just stay out of the thread  banghead   banghead  Jeez some people are just  bitelip   blockhead   bitelip 

WrenchBender



Silly Pilot, Tricks are for kids.......
User currently offlineFuturecaptain From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 4137 times:

"what's the longest route on a (insert plane here)"
"what's the shortest route on a (insert plane here)"
"why can't I fly between XXX and YYY?"

Maybe not the dumbest statements, but definately space wasted for these topics.


User currently offlineYYZflyer From Canada, joined Feb 2006, 3643 posts, RR: 4
Reply 21, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 4129 times:

"The 757 is just a longer version of the 737"


Avoid hangovers, stay drunk.
User currently offlineArniePie From Belgium, joined Aug 2005, 1265 posts, RR: 1
Reply 22, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 4096 times:

Quoting Bushcheney2004 in an infamous thread:

"Took it and got a 169." (for an IQ test that maxed out at 140!!!! )

Laughed my ass off when I read that.



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User currently offlineFXramper From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 7305 posts, RR: 85
Reply 23, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 4094 times:
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 Yeah sure


User currently offlineJAGflyer From Canada, joined Aug 2004, 3537 posts, RR: 4
Reply 24, posted (7 years 4 months 3 weeks 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 4082 times:

"I was suprised to see AC has flights from Willipeg at LHR"

"Is this landing real?" (the one where the plane bounces up and down on the runway)



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25 Post contains images AllegiantAir : Is Kenya Airways coming to MSP? That's my favorite since I'm from Minnesota and know that MSP has a hard time attracting international carriers, let a
26 GEEDO : There was a thread once where the poster suggested that the Miami Hurrcanes change their school's "mascot" name because they were getting blitzed by s
27 AirTranTUS : But GE does rule! Another dumb one was the UA 757 with winglets.
28 Overlander : Mr TedTAce thanks for your caution on the download, but I think it might have been more appropriate if you had said be 'very careful' or words a bit
29 Greasespot : Someone once said in here that when boeing stopped producing the B757 that you coud take 2 757/200 and take middle sections out of one and stick them
30 Post contains images Piercey : OR how about, from the same person, right after the VT shootings: "Wow, did Marcus Vick comeback to VT?" piercey in CLE
31 Graphic : How about the guy last week that asked why airplanes from third-world countries have been crashing alot lately, then immediately stating that he didn'
32 Post contains images TedTAce : This isn't dumb, but it's pretty silly: What didn't you understand about "over 136MB"
33 RichPhitzwell : Followed by: "Is this Legal?" Followed by a pic of the actual occurance "can this really happen?" Again followed by a pic of the actual occurance But
34 Post contains images YooYoo : "England will win the World Cup"
35 Dtwclipper : Qatar Worlds richest nation signed Zen100 ProudQatari
36 VHVXB : or his other saying that human rights abuse did not exist in Qatar
37 Post contains images FighterPilot : The third engine on the DC-10 and MD-11 are spares. Cal
38 Post contains images AirTranTUS : No, this thread is about Airliners.net, not a similarly phrased site. You forgot "Make with the unbanning of the a.net!"
39 Post contains links RichPhitzwell : There are other sites? Heresy I say! Ok I admit that I visit the "other site" http://www.peekabooart.com/airplaned...l?gclid=CPmW9pfIh4wCFSV0hgodIycl
40 Post contains images Adopim88 : That's like saying MKT will expand enough to bring in more than just business jets and flight training planes. Laughable.
41 Post contains images MDorBust : Oh god, I'd just managed to forget that one. "Here we go kids... Turning at the outer marker..."
42 Post contains images FlyDeltaJets87 : I would have to add a lot of Blackbird's conspiracy theory garbage to this list, along with all the tools who buy into Chemtrails. The thread several
43 Post contains images Piercey : I completely forgot about that! That thread was hilarious just how stupid that guy was. Also, how about the thread in site related about srbmod pierc
44 Boeing7E7 : I'm sure it had something to do with "chemtrails"... Far too many winner posts there.
45 AndesSMF : "The cooling effect wind has on fire" on a 9/11 thread.
46 AirTranTUS : Anyone remember that member FA4WN or something like that who posted saying WN was ordering the 73GER and other WN nonsense? That was dumb too.
47 StrasserB : Oh, there were so many that I hardly can't remember all of them. "Where is Shinkai?"
48 Allstarflyer : Still waiting for the Coz to interject here. Anything the Coz says ranks. -R
49 Agill : LOL someone wrote that?
50 Post contains images ANCFlyer : Aerosp . . . . . no wait . . . That entire thread is Signed, Andrea Kent In case I disappear, get arrested suddenly, or get beamed up and am never he
51 Allstarflyer : I think some of the posts made by Libturdslayer (and his reincarnations) would have to make the list, too. Reading in the archives here, there was som
52 Post contains images OHLHD : A fantastic thread!!!! Why no PTV´s on LH comes to mind. and AZ has an B764? This comes up for sure every month.
53 Post contains images NWADC9 : The latest one... I Have Some Bad Gas
54 Post contains images HAWK21M : Most of the Statements are dumb regds MEL
55 Zone1 : The crew rest area on Delta's 777 is an optical allusion.
56 DAL767400ER : Or since we are on the topic, pretty much everything posted in the countless 9/11-conspiracy threads would fit the description of "dumbest statement"
57 LTU932 : That was 1MillionFlyer, correct?
58 LH526 : Most narrow understanding of history and politics I've EVER read.
59 DAL767400ER : Yup.
60 Itsnotfinals : 1. The guy that insisted that AC was buying all of DL's 767-400's 2. Any picture or post that describes an aircraft as on "finals" or "short finals"
61 Post contains images FighterPilot : I see this one must really tick you off. Cal
62 Post contains images Itsnotfinals : What gave you that idea I've been around pilots, worked at an airport, became a pilot , and have continuously been around aviation in several countri
63 Flynavy : "When will JetBlue serve [insert underserved metro area here]?"
64 TheCol : "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" We all know who does that.
65 WildcatYXU : It just came in this topic at Civil aviation: KLM 777-300 : 10 Seats In A Row! I
66 4holer : 9/11 threads were mentioned, but they just replaced the TWA800 threads. Same geniuses. For you old timers, an American hating Austrailian woman once s
67 Post contains images Jafa39 : Not while he is banned for impersonating God he won't
68 Gunsontheroof : Anything that's ever been said on here out of concern for an airplane's feelings was probably pretty dumb.
69 RichPhitzwell : did he do that here too? That is funny
70 LTU932 : Ah yes, I also remember a lengthy discussion about DL's overhead bins and him making a big deal about it. He certainly hasn't showed up since.
71 Egmcman : An airline buying an airliner because it looked good and any posting by BOE773.
72 BNE : How about that user ILS who had a BMW car with interior by Kia, and any of the other stuff that ILS posted. And there was a thread started by the The
73 LTU932 : That happened just last year, when TheCoz was first (from what I remember) sent to the cooler.
74 Sabena332 : Easy: "Schalke 04 will become German football champion". Patrick
75 Post contains images COIAHLGW : Does anybody remember who posted the obviously modified picture of a shrunken US Airways plane, and asked if it was real?
76 Post contains images KaiGywer : We can hope
77 CHRISBA777ER : Hahahahaha quality thread. Some real LOL moments there. I myself actually did a great long post about how the 748I was never going to be built and how
78 FlyDeltaJets87 : That reminds me. Has anyone mentioned Flairport and his thread yet? I joined shortly after that happened, but do remember reading the thread.
79 Kieron747 : $1800 for a dating agency in las Vegas?
80 Post contains images KaiGywer : Of course he's mentioned
81 Itsnotfinals : This has got to be right in the top 5
82 Post contains images Adopim88 : Well, you can hope in one hand..... well you know the rest That goes without saying. I wasn't here yet when that went down, but I had some free time
83 Post contains images MD-90 : Ceilidh insisting for months that he was going to buy a bunch of Delta's retired L-1011s and start another airline in Africa. My god that woman used t
84 Post contains images StrasserB : ... and the "Ultimate Bundesliga Thread" was closed 3 posts before the end of the final match.
85 LHMARK : Actually, his delusion was to start a Prestwick-based transatlantic carrier. I think he'd already run some African con jobs.
86 KLM685 : I know... you gotta have lots of braveness to decide to open a second part of the almost SUPER THREAD in a.net. IT was just pointless
87 TACAA320 : "Faith and science", over and over zillions of times. If HH The Pope said this or that. Another zillions of times. Religious people and atheists. Once
88 Post contains images LTU932 : And about a week before it was meant to be closed...
89 WrenchBender : Couldn't agree more. WrenchBender
90 TACAA320 : And you can expect zillions to come.
91 Post contains images Boeing4ever : Haha, those were both classic. I wonder if ILS is still around...under what username though? And Coz...well, everything out of his mouth counts. Ahhh
92 YOWza : Hahahaha all amazing! Yeah that guy was a tool. My personal favorite, an A.netter pretending he knew all about the UAE thought Jebel Ali was a person
93 Post contains images Aloges : Oh deAr... Definitely a Great big blast from the past! Every now and then, I wonder whether I'll one day repost my "Tribute To Whales In Aviation". I
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