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User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 46
Posted (12 years 8 months 2 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 1018 times:

Well, we have the "ask questions" thread, I thought I'd approach it from a different angle. This time I'm going to ask the questions, and you answer them.

So, here goes:

1. I shattered one of my molars. Should I be concerned about it?

2. A woman I met recently has told me that she's "bi-curious" and has been with women before. She suggested that I should be with a guy, so that we can reach a higher plateau of understanding. Should I follow her advice?

3. Am I wrong to enjoy eating raw hamburger? I've been doing it on and off since I was about 13, and never suffered any ill effects.

4. How can I cure "morning wood" when I have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night? I have to stand at a 45 degree angle to avoid spraying the wall.

5. A friend recommends I put talcum powder on my crotch at the start of each day. He says that keeps him "soft and fresh". He swears by this. I think he's lost his cookies. Or is he on to something? I just dry off well after the shower so as to avoid moisture brewing down there all day.

6. I do not like to live vicariously through movies. This is partly why I do not like watching porn. It only serves to remind me that I am not "getting any". Why do so many people have a hard time understanding this?

7. Should I be honest to my customers, at the risk of them viewing that as "not wanting to help them", or should I lie but tell them what they want to hear?

8. What are the benefits/drawbacks to condoms versus "pulling out"?

9. How hard would it be for me to learn to speak Russian?

10. How long should I hold on to my airline memorabilia?

Thank you for taking the time to answer my arcane questions.


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User currently offlineRapo From United States of America, joined Sep 1999, 395 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (12 years 8 months 2 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 963 times:

I'll tackle #3 Matt.

While I don't know about regular hamburger, you should try a German delicacy called "Beafsteak Tartar". It's essentially ground sirloin (only the leanest cuts) mixed with onions, black pepper, a raw egg & sometimes capers. I've had it with & without the above add-ons. I must say that on a nice piece of dark rye, there's no better chow in the world. Plus it's great for grossing out "less cultured" ones. But I will admit that when I look at a pound of ground chuck, I get hungry too.

rapo


User currently offlineMcringring From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (12 years 8 months 2 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 945 times:

1. Yes.

2. No. If you want to try it, try it. But don't do it to get a 'higher plateau of understanding.' That's BS.

3. Umm.. I guess if you like it...

4. Grandma on the bowl.

5. He is a true friend. Follow his advice. Beware of Gold Bond on a wet croch, however.

6. Hmm... I feel the same way. Maybe because people who watch porn think they're getting some?

7. Depending on the situation, I suggest being as honest as you can.

8. Benefits: You don't have to pull out. Additional lubrication (if necessary). Additional protection against disease. Less chance of the girl getting pregnant.
Drawbacks: You can't "paint a picture" if you know what I mean. Less feeling.

9. Don't know any Russian, but it looks pretty complicated.

10. Until you no longer care about airlines and airplanes. When you stop, you can give your memorabelia to me.  Big grin


User currently offlineHeavymetal From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (12 years 8 months 2 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 939 times:

1. I shattered one of my molars. Should I be concerned about it?

Yes. Believe me the proceedure and cost of a crown is nothing compared to the agony of a root canal that could easily be needed when the explosed tissue gets infected

2. A woman I met recently has told me that she's "bi-curious" and has been with women before. She suggested that I should be with a guy, so that we can reach a higher plateau of understanding. Should I follow her advice?

I always look at it this way....when is the time to be sexually adventurous? When you're 50? Uh, no. If you've got no moral qualms and you understand safe sex, why not. You're young.

3. Am I wrong to enjoy eating raw hamburger? I've been doing it on and off since I was about 13, and never suffered any ill effects.

Stop now. In fact if you're in the higher end of your stated age bracket, you might want to cut down on eating the cooked stuff too.

4. How can I cure "morning wood" when I have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night? I have to stand at a 45 degree angle to avoid spraying the wall.

Too much information. At least it works, right

5. A friend recommends I put talcum powder on my crotch at the start of each day. He says that keeps him "soft and fresh". He swears by this. I think he's lost his cookies. Or is he on to something? I just dry off well after the shower so as to avoid moisture brewing down there all day.

Too much info-The Sequel

6. I do not like to live vicariously through movies. This is partly why I do not like watching porn. It only serves to remind me that I am not "getting any". Why do so many people have a hard time understanding this?

Stop debating porn with them and start asking them for sex. God!

7. Should I be honest to my customers, at the risk of them viewing that as "not wanting to help them", or should I lie but tell them what they want to hear?

If you know your s*it in your trade, tell 'em the truth. If they blow you off, go elsewhere, and cause you to lose your job, screw 'em

8. What are the benefits/drawbacks to condoms versus "pulling out"?

Seriously? What you think you control every little spermy that's racing to Mommy's House? Long before you're moaning and calling her names, untold numbers of the little guys have already made the trip.....put the latex "force field" in place so they stay inside where it's warm & comfy.

9. How hard would it be for me to learn to speak Russian?

Not as hard as just learning the swear words.

10. How long should I hold on to my airline memorabilia?

Until you get married, get past the honeymoon and into those golden years when the wife screams up to you and says "DO YOU WANT THIS CRAP? THEN MOVE IT!"


User currently offlineSophieMaltese From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 2064 posts, RR: 3
Reply 4, posted (12 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 897 times:

Well, we have the "ask questions" thread, I thought I'd approach it from a different angle. This time I'm going to ask the questions, and you answer them.

So, here goes:

1. I shattered one of my molars. Should I be concerned about it?
Yes.


2. A woman I met recently has told me that she's "bi-curious" and has been with women before. She suggested that I should be with a guy, so that we can reach a higher plateau of understanding. Should I follow her advice?
If you want to be with a guy, do it. If not, you'll probably live to regret it.

3. Am I wrong to enjoy eating raw hamburger? I've been doing it on and off since I was about 13, and never suffered any ill effects.
If you've never gotten sick from it before, why stop? My brother eats hamburgers that he leaves in his room unrefrigerated for a couple of days. He always says, "Eat it all, let your butt sort it out."

4. How can I cure "morning wood" when I have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night? I have to stand at a 45 degree angle to avoid spraying the wall.
Can you jerk off before you pee? Not being a guy and never having experienced this, I don't know what to tell you.

5. A friend recommends I put talcum powder on my crotch at the start of each day. He says that keeps him "soft and fresh". He swears by this. I think he's lost his cookies. Or is he on to something? I just dry off well after the shower so as to avoid moisture brewing down there all day.
Again, a question I think the guys will be better at answering than myself.

6. I do not like to live vicariously through movies. This is partly why I do not like watching porn. It only serves to remind me that I am not "getting any". Why do so many people have a hard time understanding this?
It seems to me that most guys think porn is great whether they are getting any or not. That's why people don't understand it. I say, each to his own.

7. Should I be honest to my customers, at the risk of them viewing that as "not wanting to help them", or should I lie but tell them what they want to hear?
I'd be honest because that's what I'd want a person I'm doing business with to do with me.

8. What are the benefits/drawbacks to condoms versus "pulling out"?
Condoms protect you from STDs and pregnancy. They are a lot more effective in preventing pregnancy than pulling out. Also, how easy is it to pull out? It seems like it would be hard to do it just at the right moment to me, but again, that's a girl's point of view.

9. How hard would it be for me to learn to speak Russian?
Well, you'd have to learn a whole new alphabet. I know somebody who took it in college and speaks some. I wouldn't say he's fluent though. If you went to Russia you could probably pick it up in a few months.

10. How long should I hold on to my airline memorabilia>
Until it no longer serves a purpose for you. Whatever that purpose is is a personal decision only you can make.


User currently offlineToadpipe From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (12 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 876 times:

1.) No. That's normal.
2.) No. You know what it is already, so experience of it is unnecessary. She sounds like a recruiter .
3.) There is nothing wrong with enjoying it, but it ain't normal.
4.) A warm wet towel, will weigh it down so you can hit the john.
5.) Baby Powder in all potentially sweaty areas. Non-scent is a good idea.
6.) Porn is not something I watch either. I understand your point. Plus it sets up potential problems for the future.
7.) Honesty, not brutal honesty. A little tact goes a long way.
8.) I have 3 kids thanks to the benefits of pulling out. If you like those kind of benefits, then by all means contitnue the Pull out method.
9.) A day or two.
10.) See 9


User currently offlineAn-225 From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 3950 posts, RR: 40
Reply 6, posted (12 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 871 times:

Here you go, Matt.

>>>1. I shattered one of my molars. Should I be concerned about it?<<<

Yes. Before you're climbing the wall from pain, you should go see a doctor. It might even be less expensive.

>>>2. A woman I met recently has told me that she's "bi-curious" and has been with women before. She suggested that I should be with a guy, so that we can reach a higher plateau of understanding. Should I follow her advice?<<<

If you feel like it.


>>>3. Am I wrong to enjoy eating raw hamburger? I've been doing it on and off since I was about 13, and never suffered any ill effects.<<<

Don't stop, continue, it's ok. Enjoy it while you can! Big grin

>>>4. How can I cure "morning wood" when I have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night? I have to stand at a 45 degree angle to avoid spraying the wall.<<<

Be glad you have it, it's natural.

>>>5. A friend recommends I put talcum powder on my crotch at the start of each day. He says that keeps him "soft and fresh". He swears by this. I think he's lost his cookies. Or is he on to something? I just dry off well after the shower so as to avoid moisture brewing down there all day.<<<

You might wanna try it.

>>>6. I do not like to live vicariously through movies. This is partly why I do not like watching porn. It only serves to remind me that I am not "getting any". Why do so many people have a hard time understanding this?<<<

I feel your pain! Big grin I am not getting any either.

>>>7. Should I be honest to my customers, at the risk of them viewing that as "not wanting to help them", or should I lie but tell them what they want to hear?<<<

Be as honest as possible as long as it doesn't hurt your job. Jobs are hard to come around these days.

>>>8. What are the benefits/drawbacks to condoms versus "pulling out"?<<< Listen to Toadpipe - he's got a good point. Wear a condom.

>>>9. How hard would it be for me to learn to speak Russian?<<< You should go to Russia, it would be easier. I can give you some help, if you want to do that - Russian is my first language.

>>>10. How long should I hold on to my airline memorabilia?<<<

Till you no longer need it.

Any other questions?






Money does not bring you happiness. But it's better to cry in your own private limo than on a cold bus stop.
User currently offlineVonRichtofen From Canada, joined Nov 2000, 4627 posts, RR: 36
Reply 7, posted (12 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 857 times:

About the Condom question. I used the pull-out method with my girfriend like 90% of the time and it's been fine, HOWEVER she is on the pill and we've both been tested so there's no worry for disease. Nothing is 100% anyway (except abstinence...ohh how exciting  Insane). She and I prefer for me to "bare back it" when I feed her the crippler because it feels waaaay better. If it was some chick I didn't know extremely well or hadn't been tested then yes I'd wear a jimmy hat. But if it's safe like in my situation then I don't. Using a condom is like eating a steak with a rubber on your tongue.

Oh and I have no problems pulling out on time, some guys can, some can't.

Regards,
Kris from YYC



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User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 46
Reply 8, posted (12 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 846 times:

thank you all for the answers. Now AN-225, where can I go to start learning Russian? I would imagine that my local Barnes And Noble would have some good CD/Book packages. Can you recommend any in particular?

Also, would it be possible or even practical to learn to SPEAK it without having to READ Cyrillic?


User currently offlineRapo From United States of America, joined Sep 1999, 395 posts, RR: 0
Reply 9, posted (12 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 835 times:

VonRichtofen,

If she's on the pill, why bother pulling out? Might as well stay in for the ride!

rapo


User currently offlineBNE From Australia, joined Mar 2000, 3183 posts, RR: 12
Reply 10, posted (12 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 827 times:

 Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud

Every funny topic.

1. I shattered one of my molars. Should I be concerned about it?

Go to a dentist no question, you will need to get it fixed someday.

2. A woman I met recently has told me that she's "bi-curious" and has been with women before. She suggested that I should be with a guy, so that we can reach a higher plateau of understanding. Should I follow her advice?

She sounds wacko, forget it.

3. Am I wrong to enjoy eating raw hamburger? I've been doing it on and off since I was about 13, and never suffered any ill effects.

As long as the meat doesn't have any nasty bugs that could give you a stomach upset then it should be ok.

4. How can I cure "morning wood" when I have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night? I have to stand at a 45 degree angle to avoid spraying the wall.
Think about something else,

5. A friend recommends I put talcum powder on my crotch at the start of each day. He says that keeps him "soft and fresh". He swears by this. I think he's lost his cookies. Or is he on to something? I just dry off well after the shower so as to avoid moisture brewing down there all day.
That could be a good idea, never tried to myself, it might work better for some than others.

6. I do not like to live vicariously through movies. This is partly why I do not like watching porn. It only serves to remind me that I am not "getting any". Why do so many people have a hard time understanding this?
I don't really understand the question.

7. Should I be honest to my customers, at the risk of them viewing that as "not wanting to help them", or should I lie but tell them what they want to hear?
So your saying that customers come in, and you can tell them a load of crap and keep them happy, or tell them that you haven't exactly what they want and you suggest they go somewhere else.
Each customer is different, you should always be trying to sell your products, but should never sell something that not for them, give them alternatives, If you have too negative attitude you can pretty much find fault with everything that is brought and sold. Give them pros and cons and be honest with them, except when its Friday afternoon at 5;00pm then the answer should be what ever gets them out of the shop faster.


8. What are the benefits/drawbacks to condoms versus "pulling out"?
I would say condoms would have more advantages, but you already got some great responses.

9. How hard would it be for me to learn to speak Russian?
How long have you got, get yourself a book and some CDs, you are not going to learn it in a few days or a few months.

10. How long should I hold on to my airline memorabilia?
Probably your wife will tell you when its time.

I don't know why I answered all of those for you, I was honest no real point in typing and copying for nothing.






Why fly non stop when you can connect
User currently offlineGreg From United Kingdom, joined May 2005, 0 posts, RR: 0
Reply 11, posted (12 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 823 times:

1. Get it fixed.
2. She's a lesbian...she just doesn't want to tell you yet.
3. No, I do it to...for years.
4. Incureable...I have the same issue.
5. Use Gold Bond.
6. It's cool...if it's not your thing....don't watch it.
7. Lie
8. STD..don't be a fool. Wrap it!
9. I learned French in about ten years. Skip it.
10. Till it stops being interesting. Then box it up until you want to see it all again.


User currently offlineBNE From Australia, joined Mar 2000, 3183 posts, RR: 12
Reply 12, posted (12 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 819 times:

Hi have a question that is directed to the people in Europe, not necessarily those in France, or Germany but those in the smaller countries.

Is everything in your countries language or are they some things where the English is written to make it simpler.

Are all your magazines and books and instructions on how to use equipment all written in your language, percentage wise, I was wondering in the smaller countries whether the market would be big enough to make translations affordable.

How many people speak English, percentage wise to carry out a decent conversation.

When did you learn English.

How hard or difficult is it the read the posts in the forums especially non aviation.

Thanks for any replies.




Why fly non stop when you can connect
User currently offlineBNE From Australia, joined Mar 2000, 3183 posts, RR: 12
Reply 13, posted (12 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 818 times:

How did I put that there,

Something weird is going on, had selected start new topic. Might try and post it later another time.



Why fly non stop when you can connect
User currently offlineRyanb741 From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2002, 3221 posts, RR: 15
Reply 14, posted (12 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 816 times:

1. I shattered one of my molars. Should I be concerned about it?

Yes. Go to the dentist.

2. A woman I met recently has told me that she's "bi-curious" and has been with women before. She suggested that I should be with a guy, so that we can reach a higher plateau of understanding. Should I follow her advice?

Tell her to p*ss off. You don't want to settle down with that kind of girl do you?

3. Am I wrong to enjoy eating raw hamburger? I've been doing it on and off since I was about 13, and never suffered any ill effects.

My wife eats LIVE shrimps, so I guess you are okay!  Big thumbs up

4. How can I cure "morning wood" when I have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night? I have to stand at a 45 degree angle to avoid spraying the wall.

I hate that. There is no cure known to man.....  Sad

5. A friend recommends I put talcum powder on my crotch at the start of each day. He says that keeps him "soft and fresh". He swears by this. I think he's lost his cookies. Or is he on to something? I just dry off well after the shower so as to avoid moisture brewing down there all day.

Not a bad idea.....

6. I do not like to live vicariously through movies. This is partly why I do not like watching porn. It only serves to remind me that I am not "getting any". Why do so many people have a hard time understanding this?

Well, I'm getting plenty but I still like porn!  Big thumbs up

7. Should I be honest to my customers, at the risk of them viewing that as "not wanting to help them", or should I lie but tell them what they want to hear?

Honesty never pays in the real world (i mean it's not like your customers are always honest to you). Lie. LIE like hell boy.....

8. What are the benefits/drawbacks to condoms versus "pulling out"?

I've been 'pulling' out for 5 years now with my wife with no sprogs on the way. It is an acquired skill, but I would never use a condom now - no feeling at all. However, the downside is that when you reach your 'vinegar strokes' and pull out, your partner will have a perfect view of your face gurning while your snake milks itself, not a sexy sight  Big thumbs up

9. How hard would it be for me to learn to speak Russian?

Depends on how clever or stupid you are. Speaking Russian is always easier when you are drunk.

10. How long should I hold on to my airline memorabilia?

For ever and ever and ever. Make sure you are buried with it.



I used to think the brain is the most fascinating part of my body. But, hey, who is telling me that?
User currently offlineRedngold From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 6907 posts, RR: 44
Reply 15, posted (12 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 811 times:

With reference to a question you posted in another thread:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A. A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

regards,
redngold



Up, up and away!
User currently offlineRedngold From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 6907 posts, RR: 44
Reply 16, posted (12 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 800 times:

1. I shattered one of my molars. Should I be concerned about it?
Yes. Go to the dentist.

2. A woman I met recently has told me that she's "bi-curious" and has been with women before. She suggested that I should be with a guy, so that we can reach a higher plateau of understanding. Should I follow her advice?
No.

3. Am I wrong to enjoy eating raw hamburger? I've been doing it on and off since I was about 13, and never suffered any ill effects.
That tapeworm should be maturing just about now.

4. How can I cure "morning wood" when I have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night? I have to stand at a 45 degree angle to avoid spraying the wall.
Finish the job.

5. A friend recommends I put talcum powder on my crotch at the start of each day. He says that keeps him "soft and fresh". He swears by this. I think he's lost his cookies. Or is he on to something? I just dry off well after the shower so as to avoid moisture brewing down there all day.
Talcum powder absorbs moisture. It also smells good. Try it and see how you feel.

6. I do not like to live vicariously through movies. This is partly why I do not like watching porn. It only serves to remind me that I am not "getting any". Why do so many people have a hard time understanding this?
I understand.

7. Should I be honest to my customers, at the risk of them viewing that as "not wanting to help them", or should I lie but tell them what they want to hear?
What exactly is your job?

8. What are the benefits/drawbacks to condoms versus "pulling out"?
"Pulling out" doesn't work. Even if you think you pulled out in time, stuff leaks out before orgasm, so you run just as much risk of impregnating. Oh, and although condoms aren't foolproof and they occasionally fail, they make a much better barrier to disease than just your skin.

9. How hard would it be for me to learn to speak Russian?
I don't know. Try it and find out.

10. How long should I hold on to my airline memorabilia?
What have you got?

redngold  Smile (I hope you realize that I've got a sick sense of humour affecting some of my answers)  Big grin



Up, up and away!
User currently offlineUSAFHummer From United States of America, joined May 2000, 10685 posts, RR: 52
Reply 17, posted (12 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 784 times:

Ill take #3...I see no problem, I enjoy eating raw burgers as well, and I too have never had a problem, but I dont do it too often...

Greg



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User currently offlineJaspike From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2008, 1 posts, RR: 2
Reply 18, posted (12 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 776 times:

Russian is horrible to learn. When I was at school I had to learn it for 2 years.
Long alphabet..different letters and rules about verbs etc. - don't waste your time!

Josh
 Smile/happy/getting dizzy


User currently offlineStretch 8 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 2568 posts, RR: 16
Reply 19, posted (12 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 781 times:

1. Yes. Get yourself to a dentist as soon as possible.
2. That's up to you. Try a wank session first. If you can find a guy who will provide oral service, why not?
3. The raw hamburger is a bad idea. Cook it first.
4. You could pish in the shower stall, or else wank first.
5. Talc. won't hurt. It's always moist down there.
6. I respect your perference. You don't have to explain it to anyone, least of all this bunch.
7. If you are taking their money, try and make them feel respected.
8. The condom protects. "Pulling out" will not prevent the transmission of STDs. And also, when you get down to business, you will likely be too consumed with the approaching shangri-la to remember that it's time to pull out!
9. Tough to say. The cyrillic alaphbet is a killer.
10. Keep it forever, if it brings you pleasure. Or else dump it on Ebay.



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User currently offlineIlyushin96M From United States of America, joined Sep 1999, 2609 posts, RR: 12
Reply 20, posted (12 years 8 months 2 weeks 15 hours ago) and read 754 times:

1. I shattered one of my molars. Should I be concerned about it?

Answer: Get it looked at and fixed ASAP. Better than having it painfully extracted, and having a big hole in your head, let alone the possibility of a root canal.

2. A woman I met recently has told me that she's "bi-curious" and has been with women before. She suggested that I should be with a guy, so that we can reach a higher plateau of understanding. Should I follow her advice?

Answer: Seems like bi-curious is the way to be nowadays...but are YOU? She's not the one to tell you how to reach your higher plateau, that's for you to decide.

3. Am I wrong to enjoy eating raw hamburger? I've been doing it on and off since I was about 13, and never suffered any ill effects.

Answer: There is always a first time. Mad cow disease, anyone? It's not wrong to eat raw hamburg, just dangerous.

4. How can I cure "morning wood" when I have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night? I have to stand at a 45 degree angle to avoid spraying the wall.

Answer: LOL! I cure morning wood by the time I get to the toilet by thinking of some fat old man or wrinkled old woman, or better yet, someone I really hate. Any combo of these gets me limp and opens up the valves fast.

5. A friend recommends I put talcum powder on my crotch at the start of each day. He says that keeps him "soft and fresh". He swears by this. I think he's lost his cookies. Or is he on to something? I just dry off well after the shower so as to avoid moisture brewing down there all day.

Answer: Never heard of such a thing...try it, if you feel it is necessary.

6. I do not like to live vicariously through movies. This is partly why I do not like watching porn. It only serves to remind me that I am not "getting any". Why do so many people have a hard time understanding this?

Answer: Porn is mostly just people fucking. I understand you COMPLETELY where this is concerned.

7. Should I be honest to my customers, at the risk of them viewing that as "not wanting to help them", or should I lie but tell them what they want to hear?

Answer: Honest how? Sometimes, it's better to tell the customer what they want to hear, but you don't have to lie to do that. Just figure out what they want, and go from there.

8. What are the benefits/drawbacks to condoms versus "pulling out"?

Answer: Hmm. Well, condoms protect you from STDs, HIV and above all, prevent unwanted little Matties from coming into being...unless they break. Drawbacks - I don't really know, because I don't have sex without them. Pulling out - well, how many of us fight the urge to "go deep" at the last moment? I'd stick with rubbers. It may feel better to go bare, but the risks are too great.

9. How hard would it be for me to learn to speak Russian?

Answer: It took me 3 years at college, and 4.5 years of immersion (I lived in St. Petersburg, Russia) in order to become totally fluent (read, write, speak, dream). If you want basic speaking skills, use Berlitz tapes and books. You can develop some conversational Russian in a few months, if you're good with languages. Beyond that...you'll need special courses, and maybe even an extended stay over there would be a good idea. Желаю удачи!!!

10. How long should I hold on to my airline memorabilia?

Answer: Are you still an airliner freak? Hold onto it as long as you still find it enjoyable, or until you settle down with someone who can't stand it being around. Then relegate it to that "special room" in the house.  Smile


User currently offlineSafetyDude From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 3795 posts, RR: 15
Reply 21, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 718 times:

1. Yes go get is checked out.

3. Ask a doctor about FUTURE things. If you eat four hamburgers a month and all four are raw, try 3 raw one cooked and eventually have 3 cooked 1 raw.

4. Can't "cure" it.

5. You're friend is right. It is very nice feeling Big grin Try goldbond though-it gives you a little zap! Also put it on throughout the day especially before you got o bed.

10. Your collection is priceless. You spent a long time collecting it-even if you hate it-keep it as something to remeber.
My $.02
-Will



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User currently offlineSafetyDude From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 3795 posts, RR: 15
Reply 22, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 719 times:

An addition to #5:
The scrotum and penis won't stick to your legs or other parts.



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