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Man Sues Over Long-Lasting Erection  
User currently offlineRJpieces From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 2001 times:

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8PJ2RN80&show_article=1

NEW YORK (AP) - A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that would not subside and caused him to be hospitalized.

The lawsuit filed by Christopher Woods of New York said he bought the nutrition beverage made by the pharmaceutical company Novartis AG at a drugstore on June 5, 2004, and drank it.

Woods' court papers say he woke up the next morning "with an erection that would not subside" and sought treatment that day for the condition, called severe priapism.

They say Woods, 29, underwent surgery for implantation of a Winter shunt, which moves blood from one area to another.

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User currently offlineScbriml From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2003, 12499 posts, RR: 46
Reply 1, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 1990 times:
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Very appropriate surname!  biggrin 

No, seriously, it's not funny having a hard-on that won't go away.  rotfl 



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User currently offlineAA787823 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 1985 times:

Where is that drink sold?

User currently offlineWestJetYQQ From Canada, joined Jan 2007, 2987 posts, RR: 5
Reply 3, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 1972 times:

Quoting Scbriml (Reply 1):
Very appropriate surname!

Mr Wood had a Morning wood. Big grin

Quoting Scbriml (Reply 1):
No, seriously, it's not funny having a hard-on that won't go away.

It's amusing, then annoying at the most. It's not something to sue over until it turns purple.  Wink



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User currently offlineShannoninAMA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 1967 times:

Quoting WestJetYQQ (Reply 3):

It's amusing, then annoying at the most. It's not something to sue over until it turns purple. Wink

Speaking from experience there?  vomit 


User currently offlineMCOflyer From United States of America, joined Jun 2006, 8671 posts, RR: 15
Reply 5, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 1964 times:

You can sue for anything these days, but this wouldn't surprise me. Can he prove that the drink did this, or was it a little arm ma get it on with the misses? If he can prove that it was the drink, he'll win. Btw, Does insurance cover this?

Hunter



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User currently offlineNighthawk From UK - Scotland, joined Sep 2001, 5136 posts, RR: 33
Reply 6, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 1956 times:

This one will never stand up in court... *boom* *boom*


That'll teach you
User currently offlineTZ757300 From United States of America, joined Aug 2005, 2868 posts, RR: 6
Reply 7, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 1945 times:

This guy is such a hard head, he's just suing over his throbbing intentions for some hard cash.  Wink


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User currently offlineTACAA320 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 1868 times:

"

If you're trying to add more protein and calories to your diet, Boost Plus gives you this good nutrition concentrated in an 8–oz serving.

During an illness, you may not have the appetite to eat as many of the healthy foods you normally would eat. Good nutrition is especially important if you're undergoing chemotherapy or radiation therapy, treatment for HIV, or if you have other illnesses which affect your appetite and/or interest in preparing meals. Boost Plus gives you high protein and concentrated calories you need to help you gain weight, or stay at your normal weight.

More of the calories and protein you need.

Boost Plus provides you with 360 calories in an 8-ounce serving to help you gain weight, or maintain your weight. Boost Plus provides 50% more calories than Boost Nutritional Drink in the same 8–ounce serving size. Additionally, Boost Plus contains 14 grams of high–quality protein to help build muscles and skin. It also:

contains as much calcium as an 8–ounce glass of milk, yet is lactose–free*.
contains selenium, which works as an antioxidant with vitamin E to support cells.
has molybdenum, which helps turn iron into hemoglobin for making red blood cells.
is gluten–free.

More of the great taste you want.

Boost Plus is available in three delicious flavors – Vanilla, Chocolate, and Strawberry. And Boost Plus is ready when you are, wherever you are. Just chill, open, and serve.

*Not suitable for persons with galactosemia.

"

http://www.boost.com/boostpluscons.html

Quoting AA787823 (Reply 2):
Where is that drink sold?

Available at Walgreens.


User currently offlineLTU932 From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 13864 posts, RR: 50
Reply 9, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 1860 times:

Quoting Scbriml (Reply 1):
No, seriously, it's not funny having a hard-on that won't go away.

Well, at least it's much more effective than Viagra.  Wink


User currently offlineShannoninAMA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days 22 hours ago) and read 1821 times:

Quoting LTU932 (Reply 9):

Well, at least it's much more effective than Viagra. Wink

Please refer to reply 4  Wink


User currently offlineAdopim88 From United States of America, joined Nov 2006, 2007 posts, RR: 11
Reply 11, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 1793 times:

I wonder if the situation was taken advantage of during a time in that morning. Should have looked at the up side of things rather than trying to sue.  Wink


Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
User currently offlineMCOflyer From United States of America, joined Jun 2006, 8671 posts, RR: 15
Reply 12, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 1786 times:

Quoting Adopim88 (Reply 11):
Should have looked at the up side of things rather than trying to sue.

Totally agree. Suing isn't the best thing to do in situations like these. A simple letter of disappointment could have been better.

Hunter



Never be afraid to stand up for who you are.
User currently offlineAndesSMF From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 1782 times:

Quoting Adopim88 (Reply 11):
I wonder if the situation was taken advantage of during a time in that morning. Should have looked at the up side of things rather than trying to sue.

Frankly, we don't know if the tried to 'take care' of the problem with certain methods.

But any type of long term swelling is not fun.


User currently offlineAdopim88 From United States of America, joined Nov 2006, 2007 posts, RR: 11
Reply 14, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 1782 times:

Quoting MCOflyer (Reply 12):
Totally agree. Suing isn't the best thing to do in situations like these. A simple letter of disappointment could have been better.

It's a "lawsuit happy" time. How can he even be 100% sure that the Boost did it to him? Oh well. I do hope that Mrs. or Ms Wood got some fun out of the deal. (did you catch my play on words in the first response?)



Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
User currently offlinePelican From Germany, joined Apr 2004, 2531 posts, RR: 8
Reply 15, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 1715 times:

I guess this could be one of those cases somebody is glad for being sued. I wouldn't be surprised if Novartis found a whole new clientele for their drink.

pelican


User currently offlineEWRCabincrew From United States of America, joined May 2006, 5523 posts, RR: 56
Reply 16, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 1699 times:

He is probably not telling all here. He'll have a hard (pardon the pun) time proving it was the drink. Was he watching porn at the time? Was he drinking said beverage before engaging in sexual activity?


You can't cure stupid
User currently offlineDon81603 From Canada, joined Jul 2005, 1185 posts, RR: 0
Reply 17, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days 18 hours ago) and read 1684 times:

So... Is he claiming he got stiffed, or shafted?
Sorry, couldn't resist.



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User currently offlineMCOflyer From United States of America, joined Jun 2006, 8671 posts, RR: 15
Reply 18, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 1663 times:

Quoting Adopim88 (Reply 14):
Oh well. I do hope that Mrs. or Ms Wood got some fun out of the deal. (did you catch my play on words in the first response?)

Yes, did you catch mine in reply 5?  Wink

Hunter



Never be afraid to stand up for who you are.
User currently offlineLTU932 From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 13864 posts, RR: 50
Reply 19, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 1611 times:

Quoting ShannoninAMA (Reply 10):
Please refer to reply 4

Well, I'm not talking from experience, because I never took Viagra or even need Viagra.  Silly


User currently offlineORFflyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 1605 times:

Quoting LTU932 (Reply 9):
Well, at least it's much more effective than Viagra.

Like that other stuff - "if you have an erection that last more than four hours, call your doctor"

Yea right - if I have an erection that last for four hours - I'm calling everybody I know.......  biggrin 


User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (7 years 2 months 3 weeks 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 1600 times:

Quoting ORFflyer (Reply 20):
Yea right - if I have an erection that last for four hours - I'm calling everybody I know.......

Actually, it hurts so bad that you'd crawl in bed. You'd be too embarrassed to tell anyone. You'd only go for help when it turns purple and goes numb. By then, it's too late and the doc would have to amputate.

That's what's happened with the guys I've cared for with that condition.


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