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The Children Of Iowa City Welcome ANCFlyer & Co.  
User currently offlineSTLGph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 9375 posts, RR: 26
Posted (7 years 3 months 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 3000 times:

Looks like I'm the first one to a computer, so, here we go.

So ANCFlyer is in the midst of a weeklong trek from the high place up above swinging down to the thriving metropolis of Chicago and the thriving metropolis of Cedar Rapids.

((((that's in Iowa))))

So, it was only a joy and pleasure to receive an invite from him to rendezvous in Iowa ... one of the last places I ever thought I would be hanging out with ANC Flyer, mind you, well, outside of say New York's Gay Pride Parade... but nonetheless, I was on and it was a "date." We decided to move our meeting and fun to Iowa City since it is the more "interesting" of the triplet of cities along the I-380 intrastate corridor. I found a fun little joint, shared the menu, it sounded good to him and off we were. Well, I find out yesterday that KaiGywer and Adopim88 are driving down to join the fun, and well, then I suggested AsstChiefMark also come down with them and Mark never one to miss an adventure, decides about 3pm yesterday he's coming, too. The more the merrier.

So, I pull into the Coralville Mall early in the afternoon and meet up with (and this is where a picture is REALLY missing now) .... at Victoria's Secret.

Yes, Victoria's Secret.

So imagine a store full of women, yes, even on a Wednesday afternoon, the place is hoppin', checkin' out little white slinky things, black panties, bras, the whole nine yards, and two guys meet up in the middle of the store with a good ole handshake and "manly" embrace. So we make it out the store and across the way and I am introduced to ANC's daughter. She's a treat. Standing almost two feet below me, she -commands- your attention from the word go. I'm almost in admiration. A true diva. So, ANC goes outside and catches his "breath" while she and I rummage through the candle store and then we strolled down the path hitting a store here and there and finally made our way to downtown Iowa City and we all wound up down there within about 15 minutes of each other.

We met up here ....



I mean, wait that's not right.

We met up here...



Good wings. Good food. Some good drafts, indeed. Well, at least I thought the food was good, I scarfed down a pound of wings, some of Kai's wings, some tacos, some fried mushrooms, and some fried zucchini ... all in about 15 minutes. No big deal.

So after 3 - 3 1/2 hours, we finish up and decide to hit the streets.

First we stopped by Hillary Clinton's Iowa City caucus campaign headquarters so Pep could get some shirts, flyers, bumper stickers, and autographed photos.



And then we went off down the street like the bad asses we are.



We strolled a couple of blocks north and then to the west some and made our way to the downtown promenade area that is closed off to city streets. Everywhere you look there are liberals, liberals, liberals and more liberals.

And on top of that you have people who are pretty much stuck in 1968 (fashion wise) -- and well, to be honest, they look like they hadn't showered since then, either.

Tons of lesbians and their dogs. And their children. Talk about a dreadful combination. BTW, has anybody ever noticed that lesbians with children ... the children are always like four? You never see them with teenage sons, teenage daughters, whatever ... the children are always four and like eternally stuck there. Anyway, just an observation ... but these people were just a little whacked out for my own personal tastes.

But, speaking of children....

Well, let's just say this.

Our friend Kai was up by the fountain minding his own business when one of these little brats puts his feet over the fountain spout so it sprays water all over the damn place. Not that it really matters, but Kai was understandly surprised and muttered "oh fuck!" And was laughing about it.

And then the shit hit the fan.

All these whacked individuals down there, start jumping all over us for "cussing out .... that's right .... the children.
So, you know me, I'm usually a loose cannon and live for this sort of shit, but really ... all I could do was point and laugh, not at Kai, but at the people who were saying crap to us. The mother unit of this kid comes up here and starts to give us all "a big talkin' to" and just as I'm ready to open my mouth I hear ...

"quiet lady"

It wasn't me. It was our hero, ANCFlyer.

And so this other guy comes over and the next thing I know, again, before I can even get a word out to anybody, ANC is pretty much telling it, not in an anything inappropriate at all, but basically telling the guy, in a few words, to just chill the hell out and to bugger off. Everyone's telling these people that Kai (poor Kai) is foreign and doesn't know a whole lotta words, and I'm trying to whisper to Kai to apologize "with a funny accent." Meanwhile, I'm dying of laughter because all the time while ANCFlyer is just trying to calm this guy down, he's looking down at his cell phone sending text messages back home. And you can see these people looking at ANC's hat ... yes he was wearing the hat, and you could see a bit of fear in his eyes over it. There's just an aura to Pep that screams "don't piss with this, buddy."

LOVES IT.

So, anyway, after our fiasco, we continue down the street.

Pep is -STILL- text messaging



And we stumble across this place.



And so we go inside, especially since I can see the lesbians forming a mob a few blocks behind us and setting off down the street with long sticks with burning flames on the end of them --- more intense than any of that Les Miserables crap.

So, we feel it is natural to dolt inside.

So we dolt inside the airliner.

What a flippin' disappointment

There's -NOTHING- airliner-esque about it except some paper airplane that was created out of cardboard by the local hospital children's ward activity group and was colored yellow with crayolas. So we're pretty much sitting there going "this sucks." We wait 3 minutes, the lesbian mob passes (by this time, walking 3 blocks was too much so they flew by on a transit bus ... guns cocked and ready out of the windows, mind you) and so we set out and down the street once again. And I came up with a brilliant idea -- ICE CREAM!

So we stop for an ice cream break and set off down the street once again, this time prancing, skipping and holding hands...



So we make our way back downtown in a loop ...

-AGAIN-

and a Buffalo Wild Wings caught our eye.



So we went in, played some trivia, totally sucked at it, and then decided it's time to bolt for the evening.

But not without a quick stop at the....



which how ironic at this very location was staffed by two gay guys who I've both had run ins with before ... i.e. we were at the same bar in Des Moines, Iowa (on separate nights for both) and there were lots of drinks and let's just say they both have very loose hands ... nothing ever transpired but they both message me online a lot.

So while we were in the store, I stayed very very very close to ANC (!!!), cuz two gay guys who are nutty together in the same place who work together realizing they've made passes at the same time .... eeek!

meanwhile Mark decided to get his fill....



And then for prosperity's sake, we stood at a busy intersection, took this "had to" photo while we were getting the stares of all the locals of "you losers are definitely from out of town"



And then we made it back to the cars where ANCFlyer decided to pull out the bag and give us a sample of what was inside (all while still texting, mind you...)






He's got an awfully big grin there, mind you. So you draw your own conclusions.

[Edited 2007-06-21 06:55:22]


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User currently offlineHalcyon From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (7 years 3 months 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 2970 times:

Quoting STLGph (Thread starter):
Everywhere you look there are liberals, liberals, liberals and more liberals.



Quoting STLGph (Thread starter):
mother unit

 rotfl 

Sounds like a load of fun!

I notice that the group seemed to part most of the people around it...just a coincidence?


User currently offlineNWADC9 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 4897 posts, RR: 10
Reply 2, posted (7 years 3 months 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 2953 times:

Quoting STLGph (Thread starter):

He's got an awfully big grin there, mind you. So you draw your own conclusions.

Pink hat? Something pink? Something that fits Kum-n-Go's style? TELL US!!!!!!!!  hyper 



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User currently offlineMD11Engineer From Germany, joined Oct 2003, 14027 posts, RR: 62
Reply 3, posted (7 years 3 months 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 2910 times:

So you caught Kai scratching his b%ll%cks in public in picture #8? Big grin

Jan


User currently offlineLAXspotter From India, joined Jan 2007, 3650 posts, RR: 5
Reply 4, posted (7 years 3 months 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 2897 times:

LMAO, this was a great piece of literature, enjoyed it throughly, need more of this, hahaha.


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User currently offlineORFflyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (7 years 3 months 5 days 17 hours ago) and read 2875 times:

Quoting STLGph (Thread starter):
First we stopped by Hillary Clinton's Iowa City caucus campaign headquarters so Pep could get some shirts, flyers, bumper stickers, and autographed photos.

What - he didn't make a large campaign contribution....  biggrin 

Great Trip Report - Looks like you folks had a ton of fun.


User currently offlinePAHS200 From United States of America, joined Mar 2006, 513 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (7 years 3 months 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 2856 times:

Quoting STLGph (Thread starter):
It was our hero, ANCFlyer.

 bigthumbsup 

great TR! glad you had fun


User currently offlineKaiGywer From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 12251 posts, RR: 35
Reply 7, posted (7 years 3 months 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 2854 times:
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Yeah that pretty much sums it up. Awesome writeup Gavin  Smile Finally at 1:30 am last night, I got home, with 542 miles on the odometer.

It was a joy meeting all you guys, STLGph, AsstChiefMark (who won't be joining us in this thread for some reason...haha), Adopim88, ANCFlyer and the ANCDaughter.

Quoting STLGph (Thread starter):
one of the last places I ever thought I would be hanging out with ANC Flyer, mind you, well, outside of say New York's Gay Pride Parade...

Or a Hillary Clinton for President campaign office Big grin

Quoting STLGph (Thread starter):
We met up here...

Kinda gives you that San Francisco feel already.

Quoting STLGph (Thread starter):
First we stopped by Hillary Clinton's Iowa City caucus campaign headquarters so Pep could get some shirts, flyers, bumper stickers, and autographed photos.

 rotfl 

Quoting STLGph (Thread starter):
Everyone's telling these people that Kai (poor Kai) is foreign and doesn't know a whole lotta words, and I'm trying to whisper to Kai to apologize "with a funny accent."

Haha, and as ANC is explaining this to the guy...

Quoting STLGph (Thread starter):
Meanwhile, I'm dying of laughter because all the time while ANCFlyer is just trying to calm this guy down, he's looking down at his cell phone sending text messages back home.

...while the guy says that, "well, in this country we don't say that", and ANC points at...

Quoting STLGph (Thread starter):
And you can see these people looking at ANC's hat ...

...and proclaims, "I am from this country"

Quoting STLGph (Thread starter):
And then for prosperity's sake, we stood at a busy intersection, took this "had to" photo while we were getting the stares of all the locals of "you losers are definitely from out of town"

And the ANCDaughter loudly proclaiming "I don't know you guys"

Quoting STLGph (Thread starter):
He's got an awfully big grin there, mind you. So you draw your own conclusions.

Yeah, that UA better not mess up on Friday or there will be hell and a very angry Pep at O'Hare  Silly

Quoting Halcyon (Reply 1):
I notice that the group seemed to part most of the people around it...just a coincidence?

I think there is just something about walking six abreast that tends to do that Big grin

Quoting NWADC9 (Reply 2):
So you caught Kai scratching his b%ll%cks in public in picture #8?

Jan

Hahahah, I noticed that too. This was right after that damn kid decided I needed a shower with fountain water.



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User currently offlineSTLGph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 9375 posts, RR: 26
Reply 8, posted (7 years 3 months 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 2852 times:

It -was- fun!

Quoting Halcyon (Reply 1):
Quoting STLGph (Thread starter):
Everywhere you look there are liberals, liberals, liberals and more liberals.


Well, that was perhaps an exaggeration, but who knows ... most self respecting left leaning people I know of come no where near the whacked out sense of how some of these people were!

"I, Flower Child, command you to not say fuck around the children!" ..... and then she makes out with a tree .... and a couple of plants. And then a bird.

Quoting Halcyon (Reply 1):
I notice that the group seemed to part most of the people around it...just a coincidence?

Totally not a coincidence. We stuck out worse than sore thumbs.

Quoting ORFflyer (Reply 5):
What - he didn't make a large campaign contribution....

Two words: ka boom.

Quoting NWADC9 (Reply 2):

I'm sure he will chime in here in a bit!



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User currently offlineKaiGywer From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 12251 posts, RR: 35
Reply 9, posted (7 years 3 months 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 2846 times:
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Quoting STLGph (Reply 8):

I'm sure he will chime in here in a bit!

The old man was tired. I'm sure he'll wake up in a few hours and venture off to Non-Av to see what is being written about him Big grin



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User currently offlineGQfluffy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (7 years 3 months 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 2833 times:

You people have never seen a Kum and Go eh? They're all over the place up here in the uncivilized state of Montana...

Direct quote from a pissed off passenger last night... Big grin

Either way...Looks like y'all had waaay too much of a good time...


User currently offlineKaiGywer From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 12251 posts, RR: 35
Reply 11, posted (7 years 3 months 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 2830 times:
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Quoting GQfluffy (Reply 10):
You people have never seen a Kum and Go eh?

Oh I've seen them, and they're just as funny every time  Smile



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User currently offlineQueso From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (7 years 3 months 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 2830 times:

Quoting STLGph (Reply 8):
Totally not a coincidence. We stuck out worse than sore thumbs.



OMG, what a great picture!!! Talk about a Motley Crew!!!

Looks like you all had a great time, wish I could have been there! Thanks a lot for the great writeup and the pictures! I especially liked how you worked in the part about the fountain to cover up Kai pissing his pants!

Gavin, you're going to have to stop taking style tips from Westy.


User currently offlineSTLGph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 9375 posts, RR: 26
Reply 13, posted (7 years 3 months 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 2818 times:

Quoting Queso (Reply 12):
Gavin, you're going to have to stop taking style tips from Westy.

hey. i made a halfway decent attempt to be a gentleman and wear a shirt and tie...

Quoting Queso (Reply 12):
I especially liked how you worked in the part about the fountain to cover up Kai pissing his pants!

shit. i wish it was that simple! i swear ... tell one little four year to fuck off and the WHOLE TOWN gets flaming mad.
i don't get it ?!?!?!?  indifferent 



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User currently offlineKaiGywer From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 12251 posts, RR: 35
Reply 14, posted (7 years 3 months 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 2818 times:
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Quoting Queso (Reply 12):
Looks like you all had a great time, wish I could have been there! Thanks a lot for the great writeup and the pictures! I especially liked how you worked in the part about the fountain to cover up Kai pissing his pants!

Yeah, I had too many beers and couldn't hold it  rotfl 

Damn kids... lol



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User currently offlineQueso From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (7 years 3 months 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 2802 times:

Quoting STLGph (Reply 13):
tell one little four year to fuck off and the WHOLE TOWN gets flaming mad.
i don't get it ?!?!?!?

They used to call that a "Posse", but when it consists primarily of dykes I'm not quite sure what you'd call it.  scratchchin 


User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (7 years 3 months 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 2776 times:

What a hell of a day . . . .

How can you possibly meet up with 4 other members, towing a 13 year old, and nearly get assaulted by a pissy little psuedo-fountain in a shitty little place like Iowa City.  crazy 

Quoting STLGph (Thread starter):
First we stopped by Hillary Clinton's Iowa City caucus campaign headquarters so Pep could get some shirts, flyers, bumper stickers, and autographed photos.

I needed something to use for targets, might as well shoot at something worthy . . .

Damn, Gavin you DID get that afterall didn't . . . sneaky.

Quoting STLGph (Thread starter):
So, I pull into the Coralville Mall early in the afternoon and meet up with (and this is where a picture is REALLY missing now) .... at Victoria's Secret.

Yes, Victoria's Secret.

Yeah, we missed a serious photo op there . . . somewhat relieved however, with Lew's photoshopping ability and any photo of you and I in a Victoria's Secret shop, well - you get the picture.

Quoting STLGph (Thread starter):
So we make it out the store and across the way and I am introduced to ANC's daughter. She's a treat. Standing almost two feet below me, she -commands- your attention from the word go. I'm almost in admiration. A true diva.

She IS her Mother's daughter. And watching the two of you shopping, well, that WAS an experience . . . .

Quoting STLGph (Thread starter):
Meanwhile, I'm dying of laughter because all the time while ANCFlyer is just trying to calm this guy down, he's looking down at his cell phone sending text messages back home.

You know, size up the situation, see how much attention one must divert from one endeavor to another in order to overcome the situation. As you could probably tell, I didn't think much of the situation.

But it was an experience, getting riotous by a shitty little fountain in Iowa City Iowa and seeing Kai getting his ass chewed by some Soccer-Mom Wanna-Be in the middle of Corn Field County USA.

Quoting STLGph (Thread starter):
Pep is -STILL- text messaging

Rude of me, I apologize. G/F is trying to close on a house, and has many questions . . . and we have this whole Weekend Getaway thing planned this weekend . . . UA better not screw it up tomorrow . . . I need to be back in ANC by 1600 Friday.

Quoting STLGph (Thread starter):
So, we feel it is natural to dolt inside.

So we dolt inside the airliner.

What a flippin' disappointment

Unimpressed. The plastic model of the Sopwith Camel hanging from the ceiling over the bar simply doesn't bring justice to the name of the join.

Quoting STLGph (Thread starter):
"you losers are definitely from out of town"

Thank God.  yes 

Quoting MD11Engineer (Reply 3):
So you caught Kai scratching his b%ll%cks in public in picture #8?

Saw that too did ya?  rotfl 

Katie's got a lot of work to do with that boy . . .  duck 

Quoting STLGph (Reply 8):

"I, Flower Child, command you to not say fuck around the children!" ..... and then she makes out with a tree .... and a couple of plants. And then a bird.

 laughing  laughing  Best description of the whole ordeal right here . . . .

Quoting KaiGywer (Reply 9):
Quoting STLGph (Reply 8):

I'm sure he will chime in here in a bit!

The old man was tired.

Twenty to One Says I can outpace you on any given day there Hero.  irked  wink 

Quoting Queso (Reply 12):
OMG, what a great picture!!! Talk about a Motley Crew!!!

Yup . . . haven't cleared the sidewalks like that in a long time . . . actually saw two ladies make a break across the street to avoid us when we were walking back to the Vine to leave . . . .


. . . . . .


Great meeting Kai and Adopim88 . . .two more Nutters on the list. And of course, Gavin it's always good to get together with you . . . Mark cracks me up - constantly.

Thanks to everyone for letting me bring my daughter along. I see her four/five times a year, and being a Part-Time dad, I like to spend whatever little time I get with her. She had a good time as well, on the way back to the Marriott in Cedar Rapids last night, "Wow, that was cool".

Back to ANC in the morning . . . . God (and UA) willing.


User currently offlineLAXspotter From India, joined Jan 2007, 3650 posts, RR: 5
Reply 17, posted (7 years 3 months 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 2764 times:

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 16):
God (and UA) willing.

just pray that their "trusty" computers dont screw up again.



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User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (7 years 3 months 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 2756 times:

Quoting LAXspotter (Reply 17):
Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 16):
God (and UA) willing.

just pray that their "trusty" computers dont screw up again.

Exactly the genesis of my concerns. . . . .

If ain't one thing it's another . . . tomorrow ORD weather is for rain and possible thunderstorms . . . so I alrady anticipate delays. Fortunate I'm leaving EARLY in the day . . . . and I have a three hours layover between CID-ORD and ORD-ANC, so I can take a delay getting out of CID if necessary. Plus UA has two more ORD-ANC flights tomorrow . . . unless the whole world shits the bed, I'll be home tomorrow night . . . .


User currently offlineKaiGywer From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 12251 posts, RR: 35
Reply 19, posted (7 years 3 months 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 2756 times:
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Quoting LAXspotter (Reply 17):

just pray that their "trusty" computers dont screw up again.

Haha, we had a chat about our collective love for UA during dinner Big grin

I seem to remember something about..ANC by 1400 Saturday....Mushroom cloud.....ORD.... Big grin



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User currently offlineSTLGph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 9375 posts, RR: 26
Reply 20, posted (7 years 3 months 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 2742 times:

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 16):
Rude of me, I apologize.

oh, not rude at all. trust me. if i was in your shoes, i'd be doing the same thing. you lucky bastard. funny story ... last time i sent a message "like that" to someone when i was "back in town," i got this snappy reply "i'm at home visiting my mom and she saw that."

yeah, haven't talked since. oops.

Quoting STLGph (Reply 13):

she is scarred for life.

Quoting KaiGywer (Reply 19):

the second thing to go ka boom in the midwest this week.



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User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (7 years 3 months 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 2737 times:

Quoting STLGph (Reply 20):
you lucky bastard

 bigthumbsup 

Yes, I am . . . .

Quoting STLGph (Reply 20):
"i'm at home visiting my mom and she saw that."

D'Oh . . . .

My g/f's Mom is my next door neighbor - not much I can get away with in that regard . . .

Quoting STLGph (Reply 20):
Quoting STLGph (Reply 13):


she is scarred for life.

Naaaah she'll grow up with a better perspective on life and the world . . . . unlike the corn-fed tree hugger soccer Mom wanne-be at that fountain.


User currently offlineCarmenlu15 From Guatemala, joined Dec 2004, 4761 posts, RR: 30
Reply 22, posted (7 years 3 months 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 2711 times:

Quoting KaiGywer (Reply 14):
Yeah, I had too many beers and couldn't hold it

I knew it! I KNEW you were already drunk when you called!  drunk 

Fun talking to you guys yesterday, even if I couldn't understand half of what you were saying (yes, I know, my phone is a POS...)  bigthumbsup 



Don't expect to see me around that much (if at all) -- the contact link should still work, though.
User currently offlineDeltaAVL From United States of America, joined Mar 2007, 1893 posts, RR: 6
Reply 23, posted (7 years 3 months 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 2711 times:

Quoting STLGph (Thread starter):
Looks like I'm the first one to a computer, so, here we go.

Excellent thread, thanks for sharing with the rest of us who missed out. I always enjoy reading ya'lls tales.  Big grin

Quoting STLGph (Thread starter):
I mean, wait that's not right.

 rotfl 

Quoting STLGph (Thread starter):
And then for prosperity's sake, we stood at a busy intersection, took this "had to" photo while we were getting the stares of all the locals of "you losers are definitely from out of town"

OK. Now I want the shirt more than ever. Kum & Go shirt + mail =  bigthumbsup 

Again, great stories. Thanks for the early-morning laugh.  Smile



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User currently offlineKaiGywer From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 12251 posts, RR: 35
Reply 24, posted (7 years 3 months 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 2689 times:
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Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 21):
Naaaah she'll grow up with a better perspective on life and the world . . . . unlike the corn-fed tree hugger soccer Mom wanne-be at that fountain.

How true is that?

Quoting Carmenlu15 (Reply 22):
I knew it! I KNEW you were already drunk when you called!

No I wasn't. Actually, I didn't get drunk at all yesterday  Smile

Quoting Carmenlu15 (Reply 22):
Fun talking to you guys yesterday, even if I couldn't understand half of what you were saying (yes, I know, my phone is a POS...)

Yes it is.



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25 Post contains images MDorBust : Wait a second... Coincidence?
26 Dsmflyer : Damn it! I'm sorry I missed you all. I was running around yesterday working on crap for the DI and didn't see Gavin's message until it was too late. W
27 Queso : Naaaaw, can't be. None of the Reservoir Dogs guys pissed their pants.
28 STLGph : repeat in September. red carpet and all.
29 Post contains images Skidmarks : Thank heaven and whatever Gods are listening that this all took place in the US of A!! If this happened in UK you'd all be looking for cheap rates on
30 Post contains images BMIFlyer : Looks like you guys (and girl) had a blast Lee
31 Post contains images AeroWesty : I just have one little fashion tip (I'm surprised Gavin didn't pick up on this) ... one's legs should never be whiter than one's shorts!
32 Post contains images Skidmarks : Just be grateful that legs are ALL we saw Andy
33 STLGph : you think i'm going to say that to *HIM* the man took down an entire plaza with one stare. he simply looked at these people and like 40 of them vapor
34 Post contains images AeroWesty : Pffft, we're gonna have to pull your drag queen card with an attitude like that. (Of course, I'm saying this safely 1500 miles away.)
35 Post contains images TSS : Hmmm... If y'all can have that much of an adventure in Iowa City, then the BHM meet in October ought to really be a blast!
36 Post contains images ANCFlyer : Yeah, pretty bad ain't they?! Ha Ha Ha . . . I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was.
37 Post contains images Tom in NO : I think I'm gonna be sick..... ..... .....then again, the feeling of nausea has now departed.....way to go, Pep! Perfect target material. Sounds like
38 Dougloid : Jeez....sorry I missed out on this crawl. Iowa City's an interesting place.
39 STLGph : the man is magical. seriously. remove the hat, though, he's just an ordinary schmuck. well you missed my molestation of a monkey statue last year...
40 Post contains links and images Queso : Lest we forget, it has been immortalized on Photobucket:
41 Post contains images TSS : Please tell me someone got a photo of that.
42 STLGph : Ugh! You had to post that again! I did my hair wrong and it so looks like I have a bad spot. And that's the worst part of my hair to fix, usually. Not
43 Post contains images AeroWesty : So that means he's left town, eh?
44 Post contains images STLGph : just like this gal...
45 Post contains images Adopim88 : Most definitely! Seemed to me that rather than the whole town, it was the whole trailer park (and possibly an apartment complex.....maybe...) I got a
46 STLGph : i believe the word you are looking for is "sect" agreed! sold.
47 Post contains images Queso :
48 Post contains images Halcyon : A new type of human wave. "Quiet lady. That's the funniest thing I'll read today! We have that type out here too, but they also like to use chainsaws
49 STLGph : if you find a Target with a jelly belly candy section, their gummy worms are TO DIE for. they do in Iowa City, too. unfortunately, they wanted to use
50 Halcyon : Thanks for the heads up. I'll see if ours has that next week. We don't have enough candy shops in the Big Sky, and I never get my gummi fill. My oh m
51 Queso : PM me your address and I'll send you some.
52 MCOflyer : I can only imagine. I agree. He needs to carry some spare shorts on him at ALL times. You will and do it 24/7 365 please. Ok this thread cracks me up
53 Post contains images Halcyon : Why thank you! I also sent you a question that I think you might be able to answer. Anyway, it would be nice to sample these finest of luxuries durin
54 Post contains images ANCFlyer : To hell with the smile . . . until Ian (DL021) pointed this out this afternoon, I hadn't noticed, to hell with smile, look at what the monkey is hold
55 STLGph : something tells me these people are armed though... there's always the threat of invasion from Cedar Rapids. oh, i could send you a ton. they're deli
56 Post contains images AndesSMF : You know, Pep is too old and Gavin, well...you know... Did you see the pictures?! They didn't blend at all! Somehow the word 'sore thumb' comes to mi
57 STLGph : Look, I'll meet up with any one of you people on here, but keep one thing in mind... I don't get out of bed before Starbucks opens.
58 Post contains images ANCFlyer : You're killing me here!!!
59 Post contains images KaiGywer : Heeeyyy...I feel left out
60 MCOflyer : Yes it is. Kai, how much did you drink and what was the total for you? Hunter
61 Post contains images AndesSMF : I figured you came attached with Katie...
62 Zentraedi : lol. Saw my old apartment building in those pics!
63 Post contains images BHMBAGLOCK : I have those pictures on my Zune and have shocked a few people with them. Another satisfied customer?
64 Post contains images Adopim88 : Pep, that's just because I don't buy a pair of shoes every week, that it's been around 3 years since I bought a new pair of shoes I'm not like that,
65 Post contains images AeroWesty : Blanche, it's spelled "b-a-l-d".
66 STLGph : It's not even that. I have a hella thick head of hair that grows in way too fast and way too strong at times. Thank god there's a decent hair college
67 Post contains images Halcyon : I thought this was a city and it turns out to be Hell. I'd take you up on your offer if my needs weren't recently covered! In the meantime, enjoy the
68 Post contains images GQfluffy : I hear those Scandinavian boys don't like to share. Spoil sports... Negative. PHX-HVR. And all crabby to boot. Should've heard the slew of words out
69 Post contains images Airfoilsguy : I was once in Iowa. Lot of cows there.
70 Post contains images KaiGywer : Somebody had to do it
71 Post contains images Dougloid : There are even one or two out in the field.
72 Post contains images Adopim88 : Don't you know it!
73 Post contains images AndesSMF : Sharing would give their partners the evidence they need that they are not that good...
74 Post contains images ANCFlyer : Someone HAD to go there . . . glad we got it out of the way . . .LMAO. Home in ANC . . . no problems out of CID, although we did have to avoid some s
75 Queso : Glad you made it back home OK! See ya in BHM.
76 Post contains images Halcyon : Heavens, I'd be unhappy if I had to go to Havre! Bloody cold up there, and desolate. In this Plains town here, people (the young and hip, AKA the loc
77 Post contains images Adopim88 : Good to hear there was no need for a mushroom cloud over ORD Your welcome Thank you also for the wonderful time.
78 Post contains links and images ANCFlyer : Here's a few photos from the past week . . . . I have no idea what Mark was pontificating about, but one can rest assured it was profound . . . Photo
79 Charlienorth : You're just gonna have to let potential boyfriends know about the advanced interrogation techniques you learned in the Army,either that or "good lord
80 AndesSMF : No, you won't be. The boys will be. See, correct me if I am wrong. (I think this applies to my daughter as well) If Miranda picked up part of the sam
81 Post contains images ANCFlyer : Like a Dad who carries a badge and a gun . . . Precisely.
82 STLGph : "Great places on where to crash a plane" is my guess. I like your photos, but the group one in the bar...bad lighting! We should have re done when th
83 AndesSMF : You have no idea, Pep! Do you know how much suffering I went to with that woman PRIOR to marriage?! Let me tell you, I hesitated, made some mistakes,
84 Post contains images Adopim88 : Sounds very Mark-ish... I thought we did take some more when they turned the lights back on? Maybe I'm wrong.
85 Post contains images STLGph : i dont think we did. the next visit -- i suggest a video camera.
86 Post contains images Adopim88 : good idea! In order to capture the priceless moments that a camera just can't do justice to.
87 Post contains images LOT767-300ER : Its only a matter of time until she meets one of my young apprentices, your badge and gun is worthless when your daughter will taste the deliciousnes
88 Post contains images KaiGywer : Now THAT is a scary thought. Hopefully the ANCDaughter has more brains than that
89 Post contains images LOT767-300ER : Already she has more brains because I bet shes not aspiring to be a cop!
90 Post contains images ANCFlyer : THe bastard will be dead before he hits the door step . . . Oh, did I mention her step-Dad is a US Marshal? She does like coppers . . .    Definite
91 Post contains images LOT767-300ER : My apprentices show up in their grandmas Buick Park Avenue with a cold case of Grolsch to create a sense of security for the father figure. The power
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