Sponsor Message:
Non Aviation Forum
My Starred Topics | Profile | New Topic | Forum Index | Help | Search 
Sex On The Roof...better Wear A Safety Harness  
User currently offlineJFKTOWERFAN From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 1100 posts, RR: 15
Posted (7 years 1 month 4 days 2 hours ago) and read 3321 times:
AIRLINERS.NET CREW
DATABASE EDITOR

Quote:
COLUMBIA, S.C. — Police on Wednesday were investigating how a naked couple fell 50 feet from the roof of a downtown office building to their deaths.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,284955,00.html

That sucks.

Corey


C'mon Man
23 replies: All unread, jump to last
 
User currently offlineFlyboyseven From Canada, joined Feb 2007, 904 posts, RR: 1
Reply 1, posted (7 years 1 month 4 days 2 hours ago) and read 3315 times:

That would be the ultimate pits.


As long as the number of take-offs equals the number of landings...you're doing fine.
User currently offlineBMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 58
Reply 2, posted (7 years 1 month 4 days 2 hours ago) and read 3315 times:

Ouch!





Lee



Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own
User currently offlineDon81603 From Canada, joined Jul 2005, 1185 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (7 years 1 month 3 days 23 hours ago) and read 3236 times:

Brings new meaning to "falling in love", doesn't it?

I guess she experienced that "floating away" feeling.

Personally, I don't think you catch me on a roof "doing the nasty" with anyone. Call me old fashioned, but I don't see that as a "spectator sport".



Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
User currently offlineMDorBust From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (7 years 1 month 3 days 23 hours ago) and read 3234 times:

They really took the plunge.

User currently offlineFerengi80 From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2007, 687 posts, RR: 0
Reply 5, posted (7 years 1 month 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 3103 times:
Support Airliners.net - become a First Class Member!

Quoting JFKTOWERFAN (Thread starter):
That sucks.

ferengi80 notices a spelling error. Corrects JFKTOWERFAN's spelling. Delete s at beginning of sucks, replaces with 'f'



AF1981 LHR-CDG A380-800 10 July 2010 / AF1980 CDG-LHR A380-800 11 July 2010
User currently offlineQueso From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (7 years 1 month 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 3083 times:

Maybe that's what this song was written about:



User currently offlineAerobalance From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 4681 posts, RR: 47
Reply 7, posted (7 years 1 month 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 3066 times:

They really fell for each other...


"Sing a song, play guitar, make it snappy..."
User currently offlineDL021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11446 posts, RR: 76
Reply 8, posted (7 years 1 month 3 days 7 hours ago) and read 2994 times:
Support Airliners.net - become a First Class Member!

Quoting Aerobalance (Reply 7):
They really fell for each other...

Dude....you better duck....the Karmic resonance wave that's rebounding your way for the pun alone is going to make the Asian Tsunami look like an ebb tide remnant...........



Is my Pan Am ticket to the moon still good?
User currently offlineIFEMaster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (7 years 1 month 3 days 7 hours ago) and read 2981 times:

Looks like they got off before they got off...

User currently offlineShannoninAMA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (7 years 1 month 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 2968 times:

Quoting Don81603 (Reply 3):
Brings new meaning to "falling in love", doesn't it?



Quoting MDorBust (Reply 4):
They really took the plunge.



Quoting Queso (Reply 6):



Quoting Aerobalance (Reply 7):
They really fell for each other...



Quoting IFEMaster (Reply 9):
Looks like they got off before they got off...

 rotfl  Enough with the puns! Big grin



And honestly, that Really sucks.


User currently offlineCaptoveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (7 years 1 month 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 2965 times:

I wonder if they were married (almost certainly not to each other)?

If so, what a shitty way to find out your signifigant other was cheating on you.


User currently offlineGarnetpalmetto From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 5361 posts, RR: 53
Reply 12, posted (7 years 1 month 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 2913 times:

Quoting Captoveur (Reply 11):
I wonder if they were married (almost certainly not to each other)?

They weren't. They were a pair of 21-year old students from *sigh* my alma mater, the University of South Carolina.



South Carolina - too small to be its own country, too big to be a mental asylum.
User currently offlinePope From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (7 years 1 month 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 2911 times:

Quoting Garnetpalmetto (Reply 12):

They weren't. They were a pair of 21-year old students from *sigh* my alma mater, the University of South Carolina.

How 'bout them 'Cocks!

(go Gators!)


User currently offlineWestJetYQQ From Canada, joined Jan 2007, 2987 posts, RR: 5
Reply 14, posted (7 years 1 month 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 2897 times:

I don't think that's quite what they were expecting for their first rooftop session.  Wink


Will You Try to Change Things? Use the Power that you have, the Power of a Million new Ideas.
User currently offlineQueso From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (7 years 1 month 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 2887 times:

It was a setup! Somebody made it look like those two were up there doing their thing and murdered them! I saw it on Law and Order SVU!

User currently offlineLTU932 From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 13864 posts, RR: 50
Reply 16, posted (7 years 1 month 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 2878 times:

What can I say? Love hurts, doesn't it?

User currently offlineGarnetpalmetto From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 5361 posts, RR: 53
Reply 17, posted (7 years 1 month 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 2878 times:

Quoting Pope (Reply 13):
How 'bout them 'Cocks!

Alas they aren't the first pair of USC students to fall to their deaths. I think it was my sophomore year at USC that a girl died on move-in day. Her parents had just moved her into Patterson (a 9-story dorm for female freshmen) and had gone to lunch - she wanted a smoke, as I recall, leaned out her window to smoke, lost her balance and fell to her death. IIRC, her parents got a decent settlement from USC afterwards too.



South Carolina - too small to be its own country, too big to be a mental asylum.
User currently offlineShannoninAMA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (7 years 1 month 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 2809 times:

Quoting Ferengi80 (Reply 5):
ferengi80 notices a spelling error. Corrects JFKTOWERFAN's spelling. Delete s at beginning of sucks, replaces with 'f'

Ferengi needs to stop talking in third person  Wink

Quoting Garnetpalmetto (Reply 17):

IIRC, her parents got a decent settlement from USC afterwards too.

I would hope!




Shannon  half 


User currently offlineBohica From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 2669 posts, RR: 0
Reply 19, posted (7 years 1 month 2 days 20 hours ago) and read 2792 times:

They came as they went.

User currently offlineBO__einG From Canada, joined Apr 2000, 2770 posts, RR: 18
Reply 20, posted (7 years 1 month 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 2666 times:

Youch that is a first for me to hear.

Any ideas to how they ended up "falling in love"?
My bet is that they were trying to sex it up on the parapet but it must of become too slippery for their bodies so they basically slid off the thing and plummet to earth.



Chance favors the prepared mind.
User currently offlineWestJetYQQ From Canada, joined Jan 2007, 2987 posts, RR: 5
Reply 21, posted (7 years 1 month 1 day 22 hours ago) and read 2648 times:

Quoting BO__einG (Reply 20):
My bet is that they were trying to sex it up on the parapet but it must of become too slippery for their bodies so they basically slid off the thing and plummet to earth.

It would definitely be an interesting day to be a police officer.  Wink



Will You Try to Change Things? Use the Power that you have, the Power of a Million new Ideas.
User currently offlineMattRB From Canada, joined Apr 2005, 1624 posts, RR: 9
Reply 22, posted (7 years 1 month 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 2599 times:

Mr. Darwin.

Paging Mr. Charles Darwin.

Kindly pick up the nearest white courtesy phone for a message.



Aviation is proof that given, the will, we have the capacity to achieve the impossible.
User currently offlineTheCol From Canada, joined Jan 2007, 2038 posts, RR: 6
Reply 23, posted (7 years 1 month 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 2522 times:

Quoting MattRB (Reply 22):

Yup, they certainly could qualify for a Darwin Award.



No matter how random things may appear, there's always a plan.
Top Of Page
Forum Index

This topic is archived and can not be replied to any more.

Printer friendly format

Similar topics:More similar topics...
Sex On The Pitch? posted Sat Dec 3 2005 17:30:37 by WhiteHatter
Could An Airplane Fly By Magnets On The Roof? posted Fri Jul 15 2005 22:34:23 by Birdwatching
Something Is On The Roof Of My Dorm! posted Thu Feb 17 2005 17:57:47 by Aloha73G
Ever Had Sex On The Plane? posted Sat Jan 31 2004 06:02:45 by Jhooper
Sex On The First Date: Would You Respect Them? posted Wed Jan 9 2002 17:20:25 by Canadi>nBoy
Stephen Colbert Was Better On The Daily Show posted Sat Apr 1 2006 03:54:24 by FSPilot747
Looks You Don't Like On The Opposite Sex posted Sat Feb 12 2005 21:26:14 by Duke
The Show Real Sex On HBO, Anybody Seen It? posted Tue Mar 4 2003 19:34:25 by NWA
Child #5 Is On The Way! posted Wed Jun 20 2007 15:43:33 by Mlsrar
Theft/Shoplifting On The Rise At Wal-Mart posted Wed Jun 13 2007 23:00:30 by PSA53