Queso From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Posted (5 years 10 months 4 weeks 15 hours ago) and read 1486 times:
I went by my favorite bar-b-que place on the way home and got some brisket, smoked sausage, hot links, a pint of beans and a large cup of sweet tea. I went swimming as soon as I got home and then came inside, ate dinner, drank all the tea, filled the cup back up with water and drank all of it and started chomping on the ice, and got about 3/4 of the way through it. I was sending Westy a PM on "another site" when I got me a big mouth full of ice and also got a BIG long hair in my mouth. It was pretty damned gross!
LAXspotter From India, joined Jan 2007, 3650 posts, RR: 5 Reply 1, posted (5 years 10 months 4 weeks 15 hours ago) and read 1477 times:
Quoting Queso (Thread starter): I got me a big mouth full of ice and also got a BIG long hair in my mouth. It was pretty damned gross!
Happens to me when i go to the "ethnic" markets or restaurants, i always find them to be a little dirtier than other establishments, but the food makes up for it.
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DavestanKSAN From United States of America, joined Sep 2005, 1678 posts, RR: 15 Reply 2, posted (5 years 10 months 4 weeks 15 hours ago) and read 1473 times:
Westy getting a Brazilian again?? Some sort of internet-eleconesis I would imagine. Pool partyyyyyyyy.
Dave
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Luv2fly From United States of America, joined May 2003, 11957 posts, RR: 51 Reply 3, posted (5 years 10 months 4 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 1450 times:
WellHung From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 6, posted (5 years 10 months 4 weeks 13 hours ago) and read 1416 times:
Quoting Queso (Thread starter): I went by my favorite bar-b-que place on the way home and got some brisket, smoked sausage, hot links, a pint of beans and a large cup of sweet tea. I went swimming as soon as I got home and then came inside, ate dinner, drank all the tea, filled the cup back up with water and drank all of it and started chomping on the ice, and got about 3/4 of the way through it. I was sending Westy a PM on "another site" when I got me a big mouth full of ice and also got a BIG long hair in my mouth. It was pretty damned gross!
Diamond From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 3279 posts, RR: 66 Reply 7, posted (5 years 10 months 4 weeks 13 hours ago) and read 1404 times:
If your meal consisted of " .. some brisket, smoked sausage, hot links, a pint of beans and a large cup of sweet tea .. ", a stray hair in your drink is the least of your problems. You've got enough poison in your system to kill any germs on that hair.
Airfoilsguy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 9, posted (5 years 10 months 4 weeks 2 hours ago) and read 1327 times:
The human body has millions of hair or hairs. It is surprising it doesn't happen more often. If you knew what happened in the back where they prepare your food you would know that a hair is the least of your worries.
ShannoninAMA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 11, posted (5 years 10 months 4 weeks ago) and read 1300 times:
Quoting Bwest (Reply 10): "caution, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot and might contain hair of undefined origin"
Nah, you need to make it one of those rediculously long paragraphs
"Caution, the beverage you are about to enjoy is extremely hot, and may contain hair of any color. Be aware that if the hair is red, then your claim to a lawsuit is invalid. If it is Blonde, then you must have vomited to have a valid claim. If the hair is brown, you must have made sure it is not a stick of cinnamon or another familiar object of any sort.Any other color of hair that was digested will be subject to verification from store or restaurant employees. If multiple hairs are found in your beverage, be sure to judge each color of each hair by the rules stated above. If the hair is short and curly.......well....um.....Enjoy!
Oh, and btw, anyone that criticises him for eating briscuit better put on their flame suit, as ill be coming after them
TZ757300 From United States of America, joined Aug 2005, 2836 posts, RR: 7 Reply 12, posted (5 years 10 months 4 weeks ago) and read 1290 times:
Quoting Diamond (Reply 7): You've got enough poison in your system to kill any germs on that hair.
At least its delicious poision. Would this be another way of saying that eating all this meat is sooo bad for you and that he should stop this instant?
Confuscius From United States of America, joined Aug 2001, 3633 posts, RR: 2 Reply 16, posted (5 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 1204 times:
At least it wasn't short and curly.
That would be Clarence Thomas and a Coke can. But that's another story...
AGM100 From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 5407 posts, RR: 18 Reply 17, posted (5 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 1196 times:
OH Man,, I cant handle that at all . I have alot of trouble returning to a restruant after a hair encounter.
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Queso From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 18, posted (5 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 1179 times:
Quoting MDorBust (Reply 15): Had some disturbingly good brisket at the Fair Park Music Hall last Sunday.... suddenly remembered why I liked taking the wife to theatre.
Best brisket is at Rudy's. I know they have them in Austin, maybe in Dallas too.
Diamond From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 3279 posts, RR: 66 Reply 20, posted (5 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 1154 times:
Quoting TZ757300 (Reply 12): Would this be another way of saying that eating all this meat is sooo bad for you and that he should stop this instant?
Well yeah - but without the lisp and a touch less drama.
Fact is .. if he's a heavy meat eater (and consumes dairy) he's still got about 1/3 pound of last year's Thanksgiving dinner floating around in there.
Anyway, back to the topic. Chances are that the offensive 'hair' was probably washed relatively recently. However that chunk of dead animal was probably not. All things considered, the hair is not that big of a deal.
JAGflyer From Canada, joined Aug 2004, 3320 posts, RR: 4 Reply 22, posted (5 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 1098 times:
It's a hair for god sake! Your not going to pick up any sickness from it. Any sickness you get is just nervousness and anxiety related. It could have been your hair, a person who was at your house's hair, a cook's hair, whatever. You wont die from it!
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SA7700 From South Africa, joined Dec 2003, 2916 posts, RR: 20 Reply 24, posted (5 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 17 hours ago) and read 1040 times:
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Quoting Queso (Thread starter): also got a BIG long hair in my mouth. It was pretty damned gross!
On QF64 back home (SYD-JNB) in First Class (June 18, 2007), I discovered a long black hair in my entree. I have shortish brown-blond hair. Needless to say, the entree was removed quite quickly and I was personally assured by the CSM on the flight that the incident would be recorded in his "flight report".
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25 Tom in NO: Where'd you go?.....Rudy's in Midland or Odessa from what I'm reading? We passed through one your local truck stops (by MAF) a couple of weeks ago on
27 CaptOveur: 5 years ago I would have agreed. The last few times I have been there its been like eating burnt rubber. They were better before they started opening
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