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A Hair In My Cup.  
User currently offlineQueso From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (7 years 1 month 1 week 16 hours ago) and read 1881 times:

I went by my favorite bar-b-que place on the way home and got some brisket, smoked sausage, hot links, a pint of beans and a large cup of sweet tea. I went swimming as soon as I got home and then came inside, ate dinner, drank all the tea, filled the cup back up with water and drank all of it and started chomping on the ice, and got about 3/4 of the way through it. I was sending Westy a PM on "another site" when I got me a big mouth full of ice and also got a BIG long hair in my mouth. It was pretty damned gross!

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User currently offlineLAXspotter From India, joined Jan 2007, 3650 posts, RR: 5
Reply 1, posted (7 years 1 month 1 week 16 hours ago) and read 1872 times:

Quoting Queso (Thread starter):
I got me a big mouth full of ice and also got a BIG long hair in my mouth. It was pretty damned gross!

Happens to me when i go to the "ethnic" markets or restaurants, i always find them to be a little dirtier than other establishments, but the food makes up for it.



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User currently offlineDavestanKSAN From United States of America, joined Sep 2005, 1678 posts, RR: 13
Reply 2, posted (7 years 1 month 1 week 16 hours ago) and read 1868 times:

Westy getting a Brazilian again?? Some sort of internet-eleconesis I would imagine. Pool partyyyyyyyy.

Dave



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User currently offlineLuv2fly From United States of America, joined May 2003, 12090 posts, RR: 49
Reply 3, posted (7 years 1 month 1 week 15 hours ago) and read 1845 times:

Like finding that half eaten worm in your apple.


You can cut the irony with a knife
User currently offlineCastleIsland From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (7 years 1 month 1 week 15 hours ago) and read 1832 times:

At least it wasn't short and curly.

User currently offlineQueso From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (7 years 1 month 1 week 14 hours ago) and read 1817 times:

Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 4):
At least it wasn't short and curly.

Oh man, I'm gonna turn blue!


User currently offlineWellHung From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (7 years 1 month 1 week 14 hours ago) and read 1811 times:

Quoting Queso (Thread starter):
I went by my favorite bar-b-que place on the way home and got some brisket, smoked sausage, hot links, a pint of beans and a large cup of sweet tea. I went swimming as soon as I got home and then came inside, ate dinner, drank all the tea, filled the cup back up with water and drank all of it and started chomping on the ice, and got about 3/4 of the way through it. I was sending Westy a PM on "another site" when I got me a big mouth full of ice and also got a BIG long hair in my mouth. It was pretty damned gross!





User currently offlineDiamond From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 3279 posts, RR: 63
Reply 7, posted (7 years 1 month 1 week 14 hours ago) and read 1799 times:

If your meal consisted of " .. some brisket, smoked sausage, hot links, a pint of beans and a large cup of sweet tea .. ", a stray hair in your drink is the least of your problems. You've got enough poison in your system to kill any germs on that hair.


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User currently offlineCaptoveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (7 years 1 month 1 week 3 hours ago) and read 1738 times:

Quoting Diamond (Reply 7):
You've got enough poison in your system to kill any germs on that hair.

But at least he will die happy.. I would rather be a smiling corpse than a pretty one.


User currently offlineAirfoilsguy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (7 years 1 month 1 week 3 hours ago) and read 1722 times:

The human body has millions of hair or hairs. It is surprising it doesn't happen more often. If you knew what happened in the back where they prepare your food you would know that a hair is the least of your worries.

User currently offlineBwest From Belgium, joined Jul 2006, 1367 posts, RR: 4
Reply 10, posted (7 years 1 month 1 week 2 hours ago) and read 1703 times:

Is this gonna turn into one of these multi million dollar claims?  Wink

And are we now soon gonna see on cups: "caution, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot and might contain hair of undefined origin"



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User currently offlineShannoninAMA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (7 years 1 month 1 week 1 hour ago) and read 1695 times:

Quoting Bwest (Reply 10):
"caution, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot and might contain hair of undefined origin"

Nah, you need to make it one of those rediculously long paragraphs Big grin

"Caution, the beverage you are about to enjoy is extremely hot, and may contain hair of any color. Be aware that if the hair is red, then your claim to a lawsuit is invalid. If it is Blonde, then you must have vomited to have a valid claim. If the hair is brown, you must have made sure it is not a stick of cinnamon or another familiar object of any sort.Any other color of hair that was digested will be subject to verification from store or restaurant employees. If multiple hairs are found in your beverage, be sure to judge each color of each hair by the rules stated above. If the hair is short and curly.......well....um.....Enjoy!  Wink




Oh, and btw, anyone that criticises him for eating briscuit better put on their flame suit, as ill be coming after them  Wink




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User currently offlineTZ757300 From United States of America, joined Aug 2005, 2867 posts, RR: 6
Reply 12, posted (7 years 1 month 1 week 1 hour ago) and read 1685 times:

Quoting Diamond (Reply 7):
You've got enough poison in your system to kill any germs on that hair.

At least its delicious poision. Would this be another way of saying that eating all this meat is sooo bad for you and that he should stop this instant?



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User currently offlineORFflyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (7 years 1 month 1 week 1 hour ago) and read 1678 times:

Quoting Diamond (Reply 7):
If your meal consisted of " .. some brisket, smoked sausage, hot links, a pint of beans and a large cup of sweet tea ..



Quoting Diamond (Reply 7):
a stray hair in your drink is the least of your problems.

Damn straight - he forgot the coleslaw.  Wink

Besides - how many stray hairs do all of us eat/drink from our food that we don't see?  scratchchin 


User currently offlineWrenchBender From Canada, joined Feb 2004, 1779 posts, RR: 9
Reply 14, posted (7 years 1 month 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 1628 times:

That's what I would expect to find in your Cup


WrenchBender



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User currently offlineMDorBust From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (7 years 1 month 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 1615 times:

That's horrible Queso... you didn't have any biscuits so soak up the extra sauce with.

Had some disturbingly good brisket at the Fair Park Music Hall last Sunday.... suddenly remembered why I liked taking the wife to theatre.


User currently offlineConfuscius From United States of America, joined Aug 2001, 3829 posts, RR: 1
Reply 16, posted (7 years 1 month 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 1599 times:

At least it wasn't short and curly.

That would be Clarence Thomas and a Coke can. But that's another story...

[Edited 2007-06-27 23:25:06]


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User currently offlineAGM100 From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 5407 posts, RR: 16
Reply 17, posted (7 years 1 month 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 1591 times:

OH Man,, I cant handle that at all . I have alot of trouble returning to a restruant after a hair encounter.


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User currently offlineQueso From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (7 years 1 month 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 1574 times:

Quoting MDorBust (Reply 15):
Had some disturbingly good brisket at the Fair Park Music Hall last Sunday.... suddenly remembered why I liked taking the wife to theatre.

Best brisket is at Rudy's. I know they have them in Austin, maybe in Dallas too.


User currently offlineMDorBust From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (7 years 1 month 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 1568 times:

We've got a Rudy's right up 35 in Denton.

Next time you're in the metroplex area try Babe's if you're into chicken. Go hungry though.


User currently offlineDiamond From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 3279 posts, RR: 63
Reply 20, posted (7 years 1 month 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 1549 times:

Quoting TZ757300 (Reply 12):
Would this be another way of saying that eating all this meat is sooo bad for you and that he should stop this instant?

Well yeah - but without the lisp and a touch less drama.

Fact is .. if he's a heavy meat eater (and consumes dairy) he's still got about 1/3 pound of last year's Thanksgiving dinner floating around in there.

Anyway, back to the topic. Chances are that the offensive 'hair' was probably washed relatively recently. However that chunk of dead animal was probably not. All things considered, the hair is not that big of a deal.



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User currently offlineORFflyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (7 years 1 month 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 1501 times:

Quoting Queso (Reply 18):
Best brisket is at Rudy's

 no 

It comes from my grill.  Silly


User currently offlineJAGflyer From Canada, joined Aug 2004, 3501 posts, RR: 4
Reply 22, posted (7 years 1 month 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 1493 times:

It's a hair for god sake! Your not going to pick up any sickness from it. Any sickness you get is just nervousness and anxiety related. It could have been your hair, a person who was at your house's hair, a cook's hair, whatever. You wont die from it!


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User currently offlineQueso From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (7 years 1 month 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 1466 times:

Quoting JAGflyer (Reply 22):
It's a hair for god sake! Your not going to pick up any sickness from it.

Yeah, I know. But it's just gross.

Quoting JAGflyer (Reply 22):
You wont die from it!

Yeah, I know. But it's just gross.


User currently offlineSA7700 From South Africa, joined Dec 2003, 3431 posts, RR: 26
Reply 24, posted (7 years 1 month 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 1435 times:
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Quoting Queso (Thread starter):
also got a BIG long hair in my mouth. It was pretty damned gross!

On QF64 back home (SYD-JNB) in First Class (June 18, 2007), I discovered a long black hair in my entree. I have shortish brown-blond hair. Needless to say, the entree was removed quite quickly and I was personally assured by the CSM on the flight that the incident would be recorded in his "flight report".

Quoting JAGflyer (Reply 22):
You wont die from it!

It is unhygienic nonetheless.


Rgds

SA7700



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25 Tom in NO : Where'd you go?.....Rudy's in Midland or Odessa from what I'm reading? We passed through one your local truck stops (by MAF) a couple of weeks ago on
26 Post contains images Fumanchewd : Ahhh. Love the show.
27 CaptOveur : 5 years ago I would have agreed. The last few times I have been there its been like eating burnt rubber. They were better before they started opening
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