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Durex Seeks Hardened Condom Testers  
User currently offlineNighthawk From UK - Scotland, joined Sep 2001, 5093 posts, RR: 35
Posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 1628 times:

Quote:

Durex Down Under is looking for Aussies over the age of 18 to fill 200 positions as condom testers, stuff.co.nz reports.

Durex marketing manager Sam White explained that successful applicants would get a AU$60 selection of rubberwear, and would be "required to provide the company with honest feedback about the products' performance".
Click here to find out more!

He said: "With this job on your CV, it really will be a chance to brag to your mates about the special skills you possess, not to mention that your new role will work wonders with the opposite sex."

Source: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/07/06/testers_required/

Apply now!!


That'll teach you
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User currently offlineAirxLiban From Lebanon, joined Oct 2003, 4504 posts, RR: 54
Reply 1, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 1518 times:

And what happens if during testing the girl gets pregnant?


PARIS, FRANCE...THE BEIRUT OF EUROPE.
User currently offlineMD11Engineer From Germany, joined Oct 2003, 13805 posts, RR: 63
Reply 2, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 1510 times:

And what if the blokes don't find girls to try their skills on? Back to "Rosie Palm and her five sisters"?

Jan


User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39478 posts, RR: 75
Reply 3, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 1461 times:

Quoting AirxLiban (Reply 1):
And what happens if during testing the girl gets pregnant?

Durex would be responsible for child support.  Smile


I'd like to participate in this study. They are going to the wrong country to test out this product.



Bring back the Concorde
User currently offlineG-CIVP From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2001, 1288 posts, RR: 10
Reply 4, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 1434 times:

Given some of the desperate Dans on this forum, Durex ought to look else where!

User currently offlineStrasserB From Singapore, joined Nov 2005, 1541 posts, RR: 7
Reply 5, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 1350 times:

Quoting Superfly (Reply 3):
I'd like to participate in this study.

Be aware of the unexpected side-effects, which have been reported recently:



 eek 



Still, even in the most arid desert is an airport somewhere ...
User currently offlineSpringbok747 From Australia, joined Nov 2004, 4387 posts, RR: 11
Reply 6, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 1316 times:

Quoting Superfly (Reply 3):
They are going to the wrong country to test out this product.

We don't think so Big grin



אני תומך בישראל
User currently offlineCharles79 From Puerto Rico, joined Mar 2007, 1322 posts, RR: 6
Reply 7, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 1264 times:

Quoting StrasserB (Reply 5):
Be aware of the unexpected side-effects, which have been reported recently:

That's funny!

Reminds me of the trials for a liquid version of Viagra that you could drink, for those who hate to take pills. It worked beautifully, save for one minor side effect, a stiff neck!

About testing condoms, I'm not sure if I'd like to participate. I'll take a wild guess and assume that those who show up aren't exactly attractive twenty-somethings...

Charles


User currently offlineJetMech From Australia, joined Mar 2006, 2637 posts, RR: 53
Reply 8, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 1152 times:

Quoting Superfly (Reply 3):
They are going to the wrong country to test out this product.



Quoting Springbok747 (Reply 6):
We don't think so

Russell Peters has a good commetary on this issue. Skip to 2:05 if you don't want to see it all.



Regards, JetMech



JetMech split the back of his pants. He can feel the wind in his hair.
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