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Will I Live To Be 80?  
User currently offlineHalls120 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 1278 times:

I recently chose a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"

He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?"

"No," I replied. "I don't do drugs, either."

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"

I said, "No, my other doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, fishing or relaxing in the beach?"

"No, I don't," I said.

He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"

"No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."

Then he looked at me and asked, "Then why do you give a shit?"

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User currently offlineJpax From United States of America, joined Aug 2006, 1018 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 1268 times:

Quoting Halls120 (Thread starter):
He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"

"No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."

Thats alright, you aren't alone.  Wink

Signed,

Sex-Deprived Anutters.


User currently offlineORFflyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 1256 times:

Quoting Halls120 (Thread starter):
"Then why do you give a shit?"

 rotf   rotf   rotf   rotf   rotf   rotf 

You better start one, or more of those.....  Wink


User currently offlineWestJetYQQ From Canada, joined Jan 2007, 2987 posts, RR: 5
Reply 3, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1224 times:

Quoting Jpax (Reply 1):
Thats alright, you aren't alone. Wink

Signed,

Sex-Deprived Anutters.

I second that!

'Cept some of us spend too much time in the sun. I got a good burn from spotting for 8 hours at YVR on Wednesday!

That's hilarious though.

Cheers
Carson



Will You Try to Change Things? Use the Power that you have, the Power of a Million new Ideas.
User currently offlineKmh1956 From Bermuda, joined Jun 2005, 3324 posts, RR: 7
Reply 4, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1208 times:

That's a HOWL!!!
I've just copy/pasted it and sent it to everyone I know!!!



'Somebody tell me why I'm on my own if there's a soulmate for everyone' :Natasha Bedingfield
User currently offlineN1120A From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 26196 posts, RR: 76
Reply 5, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1186 times:

Quoting Halls120 (Thread starter):

Very funny. I have seen similar lists before and they never cease to entertain.



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User currently offlineHAWK21M From India, joined Jan 2001, 31568 posts, RR: 57
Reply 6, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 1120 times:

After all those precautions......Its still depends on LUCK  Smile
regds
MEL



Think of the brighter side!
User currently offlineWunalaYann From Australia, joined Mar 2005, 2839 posts, RR: 26
Reply 7, posted (6 years 9 months 2 weeks 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 1107 times:

Quote: "Will I live to be 80?".

Depends. Do you think a.net will still be there in eighty years' time?  Smile


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