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Ways To Get Rid Of X-boy Friend And His Friend  
User currently offlineKLM672 From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 2469 posts, RR: 3
Posted (12 years 9 months 1 week 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 2847 times:

Hello guys. My friend's x boy friend (lets call him Mike, aka Q-tip  Smile/happy/getting dizzy ) keeps on bothing her. I was wondering if you could give me (or her) any ideas to get rid of him/stop bothing her. All so this may sound a bit confusing but there is this Whore named Amanda, her boy friend broke up with Kalya (Kayla is my friend who needs this help) then and went BACK out with Amanda, lets call this guy Eric, now I was wondering if there is any way you guys can think of to have Amanda learn her lesson and stop buzzing around Kayla, so Kayla can go on with her own life, she is worried about having classes with Eric, Amanda, and Mike, I and she thinks she may do worse (grade wise) in those classes.. Any ideas will work.

Thanks

Andre
(I am sure Kayla would say thanks as well)

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User currently offlineKLM672 From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 2469 posts, RR: 3
Reply 1, posted (12 years 9 months 1 week 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 2809 times:

Any ideas will do!

User currently offlineJetService From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 4798 posts, RR: 11
Reply 2, posted (12 years 9 months 1 week 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 2804 times:

Direct approach: Kick Eric's ass

Passive Approach: Facilitate an orgy for everyone involved

Covert Approach: Start a rumor that Kayla has herpes



"Shaddap you!"
User currently offlineKLM672 From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 2469 posts, RR: 3
Reply 3, posted (12 years 9 months 1 week 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 2797 times:

no, Kayla is the good guy.. I mean good girl

Andre


User currently offlineDragogoalie From Australia, joined Oct 2001, 1220 posts, RR: 6
Reply 4, posted (12 years 9 months 1 week 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 2795 times:

umm.....Can you repeat the question?


Formerly known as Jap. Srsly. AUSTRALIA: 2 days!
User currently offlineKLM672 From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 2469 posts, RR: 3
Reply 5, posted (12 years 9 months 1 week 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 2789 times:

Ok what is the best way to get rid (so they stop bothering my friend) Her 1st X boy friend, her 2nd X boyfriend and his new girlfriend....

User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 47
Reply 6, posted (12 years 9 months 1 week 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 2776 times:

While the ass kicking option can be effective in most cases, you better make sure that HE can't kick the new guys ass. But frankly, violence is to be avoided at all costs, and only to be used as an absolute last resort.

I've seen ass kickings to get rid of an 'old' boyfriend backfire on the 'new' boyfriend; he went to kick the old guys ass, without ever having actually met him, and he ended getting his own ass kicked.

I would've loved to be a fly on the wall when the new guy announced that he was going to 'solve' the problem, only to return with a black eye and a severe limp. Boy I'll bet that really impressed her!

So approach that with caution, especially if you are 18 or over-he could press charges and have both of you arrested (the new boyfriend for assault and the ex girlfriend for aiding and abetting) if you lay a hand on him. And from what you're describing, he is just the type that would do something like that.

Actually the most effective and least dangerous way to get rid of a pesky ex is to have another girl call him up and say that the old girlfriend turned lesbo, and this 'other' girl is the ex-girlfriends new 'girlfriend'.

If that makes any sense. I've used that apporach with success to get rid of annoying ex girlfriends/one night stands.


User currently offlineD From South Africa, joined Sep 2001, 52 posts, RR: 0
Reply 7, posted (12 years 9 months 1 week 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 2758 times:

Solution: Jerry Springer/Ricky Lake - If uncertain which one to choose, just go on both. There you can kick some ass and let everyone else have a good laugh at you.

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