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Cheney To Become President ... Briefly ...  
User currently offlineKaitak From Ireland, joined Aug 1999, 12515 posts, RR: 35
Posted (7 years 3 months 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 1480 times:

CNN has revealed that Dick Cheney will become President temporarily (or so CNN thinks ...!) while Bush goes in for a Colonoscopy.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/

But don't worry folks, Cheney has it all planned ... Bush may think he's going to be under for two and a half hours ... but sometimes things can go wrong in hospitals (and for the Republicans here, both of you ... this is strictly tongue in cheek)!

"Right, Condi, get the hit list ..."

First thing: Stewart. We'll teach that guy to mock me every evening; he thinks I sound like a cross duck ... wait'll he spends a few hours with Bush! We can fix him. Call in the Marines.

Next: Iran ... Why is it still on my map?
Chief of Staff: Because Iran is still there?
DC: I don't care, get rid of it!
CoS: The map; sure, we can have a new one in this afternoon. I'll call National Geogra ...
DC: Stuff the National Geographic; get rid of Iran and then you can change the map. Let's see now, we can rename it ... The Not Quite So Islamic Republic of Halliburtania. Yes, that's it ...

DC : OK, next thing ... get me a list of countries we haven't upset in the past few years. Come on ... only two hours; we've got two hours to screw things up so much that Bush will want to go under again the moment he wakes up!

Washington first. Right; these little SOBs, you know 98% voted for Kerry last time around. What can we do to them?

CoS: Er, sir, Mr. Vice, Mr President, Sir. We don't act like that; we have a duty to these people ...

DC: Oh sod off; don't be so wet. Give me your security pass and get out. Get Bolton, Wolfowitz and Rummy on the phone ... We'll show this town who's boss. Right; who has the football.

Condi: But Dick, surely you're not going to bomb Washington? At least give me half an hour!

DC: Of course not, Condi! This one's for, let's see, countries beginning with ...

Condi: Too late, Dick, he's awake again!

DC: Shhh...ugar. Ask him if he wants to go hunting this weekend?

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User currently offlineAirfoilsguy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (7 years 3 months 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 1468 times:

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User currently offlineDan2002 From United States of America, joined Dec 2002, 2055 posts, RR: 5
Reply 2, posted (7 years 3 months 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 1468 times:

I hate CNN for the heading they had "Bush to go under; Cheney to take over" . I was like, holy shit.. then I opened the story and read it.


A guy asks 'What's Punk?'. I kick over a trash can and its punk. He knocks over a trash can and its trendy.
User currently offlinePC12Fan From United States of America, joined Jan 2007, 2453 posts, RR: 5
Reply 3, posted (7 years 3 months 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 1460 times:

Make sure Cheney isn't in his hunting gear!!


Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep talkin'!
User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39905 posts, RR: 75
Reply 4, posted (7 years 3 months 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 1449 times:

Quoting Kaitak (Thread starter):
while Bush goes in for a Colonoscopy.



Quoting Kaitak (Thread starter):
this is strictly tongue in cheek)!

 Wow!  Wow!  Wow!  Wow!  Wow!  Wow!  Wow!  Wow!  Wow!

Nice play on words! Big grin

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 



Cheney has been President for 7 years.



Bring back the Concorde
User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (7 years 3 months 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 1402 times:

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User currently offlineSandroZRH From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (7 years 3 months 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 1377 times:

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 5):

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

Brilliant, just brilliant!


User currently offlineWellHung From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (7 years 3 months 3 days 17 hours ago) and read 1315 times:

Who do you think you're kidding? He's been running the show since the beginning.

User currently offlineKaitak From Ireland, joined Aug 1999, 12515 posts, RR: 35
Reply 8, posted (7 years 3 months 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 1228 times:

Quoting Superfly (Reply 4):
Nice play on words!

Actually - and this is 100% true, the "tongue in cheek" comment was completely unintentional; I just didn't want to cause offence to anyone, particularly Mr. C.

Sorry, must get under my desk now; I hear a UAV buzzing by ...


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