A friend and i did a variation on the takeout one. We both called a takeout place, and told them we had a friend who was going to place the order. Then, we connected them to each other, and said we were ready to order. They both got each other's phone numbers, then chaos ensued when they tried to order from each other. Pretty fun.
AASuper83 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 2, posted (5 years 10 months 1 week 20 hours ago) and read 954 times:
I've done plenty of them in my day. Calling a Chinese restaurant to order a pizza is one of my favorites, and when they get pissed about it, I always would go "fine, I'll just have the spaghetti and marinara then". Hilarious.
Another one I did one time was drive up to McDonald's Drive Thru and order 1000 Big Macs, and 500 fries, then I drove off.
Doorbell ditching was also a favorite of mine as well.
ah hell, we've done stuff like that too, but the best part is *NOT* driving off, but having another car involved and totally cutting into and out of the line, throwing off the entire order process.
so, back in 2002, we pulled up to a McDonald's in Mississippi on our way to the Super Bowl. had a video camera out ... they just weren't friendly at all ... i'll just stop there, but it was classic.
Quoting AASuper83 (Reply 2): Doorbell ditching was also a favorite of mine as well.
I hearted doorbell ditching.
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AASuper83 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 6, posted (5 years 10 months 1 week 20 hours ago) and read 937 times:
When we would doorbell ditch, we tormented a guy so bad that when we'd walk by his house, he'd run like hell after us. Just drove him to the brink of insanity. He jumped off a 2 story balcony after us while he was on his deck, and another time said "I'm going to break your arm", and chased us with a baseball bat.
Great fun indeed. They truly were the good old days.
AASuper83 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 9, posted (5 years 10 months 1 week 20 hours ago) and read 931 times:
The best was when we doorbell ditched that guy, ran to the foot of the stair case and looked at him. As he started to come down, ready to kick someone's ass, we hit him in the face with a water balloon we'd hidden. He was shocked, and had to recover from it. As he was recovering, we ran away.
Take a rope. Tie it to a doorknob, then string it up to the next door, do the same, or tie it to a post, and then do the same with another door to another post, etc. etc. etc.
It works GREAT in dorms and college apartment complexes around finals week.
And of course, pulling a fire alarm is always great fun. It can come in particularly handy when you're having a party and see the cops come pulling up, or you're on a bad date, or you feel like -crashing- a party of someone you don't like. The reasons are numerous, illegal, and lots of un.
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Copaair737 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 16, posted (5 years 10 months 1 week 20 hours ago) and read 896 times:
Quoting STLGph (Reply 10):
Take a rope. Tie it to a doorknob, then string it up to the next door, do the same, or tie it to a post, and then do the same with another door to another post, etc. etc. etc.
done that numerous times, and had great fun with it.
Sabena332 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 19, posted (5 years 10 months 1 week 19 hours ago) and read 873 times:
I can deliver countless of stories but it is too late so I will post the best one. We didn't plan it, just coincidence because we had no other car and because we were hungry :
I have a friend and his parents have a funeral home. There was one day when three of us were invited to a party in a neighboring city, all of us couldn't get a car for various reasons (my car was in the shop, our parents' cars were used by our parents, my friend's car was used by his sister, my other friend's car was used by his mother, etc. etc.). What did my friend do? Yes, he picked me and my other friend up with their hearse! We were friggin' hungry so we went to the McDonald's drive through (which was on the way) before we drove to the party, needless to say that some employees and the manager made serious trouble. The best was when we left the McD parking lot, we had to wait until we could turn into the main-street from the parking lot, some kids passed us, they looked a bit stupid because they saw a hearse leaving a McD's lot, I pointed my finger to the back, then to the McD restaurant and said "Food poisoning".
We got into serious trouble because of that (people recognized the company name on the hearse).
And yes, I admit that it was rather tasteless, we were grounded for a few days (or weeks?) after that so we got our punishment, but it was worth it, it was funny as hell!
MCOflyer From United States of America, joined Jun 2006, 8553 posts, RR: 14 Reply 20, posted (5 years 10 months 1 week 19 hours ago) and read 864 times:
Quoting STLGph (Reply 10):
It works GREAT in dorms and college apartment complexes around finals week.
Sounds fun.
Quoting AA787823 (Reply 12): With todays technology its hard to prank call (Caller ID and such.)
Quoting Bagpiper (Reply 14):
You can block caller ID. #67 I think it is. I always have to go check what it is.
Copaair737 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 21, posted (5 years 10 months 1 week 19 hours ago) and read 858 times:
Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 19):
I have a friend and his parents have a funeral home. There was one day when three of us were invited to a party in a neighboring city, all of us couldn't get a car for various reasons (my car was in the shop, our parents' cars were used by our parents, my friend's car was used by his sister, my other friend's car was used by his mother, etc. etc.). What did my friend do? Yes, he picked me and my other friend up with their hearse! We were friggin' hungry so we went to the McDonald's drive through (which was on the way) before we drove to the party, needless to say that some employees and the manager made serious trouble. Big grin The best was when we left the McD parking lot, we had to wait until we could turn into the main-street from the parking lot, some kids passed us, they looked a bit stupid because they saw a hearse leaving a McD's lot, I pointed my finger to the back, then to the McD restaurant and said "Food poisoning". rotfl
We got into serious trouble because of that (people recognized the company name on the hearse).
And yes, I admit that it was rather tasteless, we were grounded for a few days (or weeks?) after that so we got our punishment, but it was worth it, it was funny as hell! Silly
Going on that ... this doesn't necessarily involve me, but there was a total and complete bitch that was insanely hated by a lot of people, but she liked me and my family because of her family ties to mine and whatever.
But my friend and her friend and her sister and her friend and the list goes on ... hated her even more.
So much in fact that they wanted to just do something really bad. So they wedding crashed. Big time. By getting "jobs" with the country club catering and valet parking.
Soap bubbles in the fountain, laxatives in select food, a wedding gift that mysteriously caught fire, car keys and house keys mixed up among her close friends and relatives, cancelling the band on them and hiring and bringing in an easy listening lounge act instead.
Who wound up in a severe ton of shit? My friends.
Whose wedding was ruined? That gal's.
Who died and had gone to heaven? Me.
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Oh no no. If you just wanna annoy people, download the beeping sounds of a dump truck backing up, put it on a cd, play real loud. Especially when driving through a parking lot
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25 Bohica: I did this to a bartender one time. (Make sure he is your friend) I took my cell phone and kept calling the bar and hung up immediately as he picked u
26 AA787823: I did that when I was 17 to this really crazy chinese lady that lived down our street. I got caught and busted. Man my dad whipped my ass so hard I c
27 DeltaAVL: Good one! One of my favorites was when we got one of those huge trash cans, filled it up with ice cold water, laundry detergent, clorox, and drain-x.
28 JetsGo: Shit man. I wish I would have known that in my day. That sounds absolutely hilarious. My buddies and I used to keep a cd in our cars that had the Cop
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The best was when we left the McD parking lot, we had to wait until we could turn into the main-street from the parking lot, some kids passed us, they looked a bit stupid because they saw a hearse leaving a McD's lot, I pointed my finger to the back, then to the McD restaurant and said "Food poisoning". 
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