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JGPH1A Jailed For Binge Attacks  
User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24909 posts, RR: 56
Posted (6 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 1718 times:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/200708.../tod-uk-germany-cheat-1a5e080.html

About time that JGPH1A got his comeuppance!


When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
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User currently offlineBaroque From Australia, joined Apr 2006, 15380 posts, RR: 59
Reply 1, posted (6 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 1683 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Thread starter):
About time that JGPH1A got his comeuppance!

What a scandalous accusation. As his publican, I have been engaged to rebut this ghastly accusation. JGP has never fled from paying the account for a single Schnitzel, in fact he never lets a single schnitzel pass his lips and his views on alcoholic beverages are so widely sought that this canard cannot be allowed to pass.

Bull, J


User currently offlineHelvknight From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (6 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 1672 times:

Quoting Baroque (Reply 1):
in fact he never lets a single schnitzel pass his lips

No, they always pass in threes.


User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11611 posts, RR: 60
Reply 3, posted (6 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 1640 times:

Quoting Baroque (Reply 1):
What a scandalous accusation. As his publican, I have been engaged to rebut

Ahhh, so now we know who took over from Cornish  Wink  duck 



...love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...
User currently offlineStrasserB From Singapore, joined Nov 2005, 1541 posts, RR: 7
Reply 4, posted (6 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 1627 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Thread starter):
About time that JGPH1A got his comeuppance!

Aaah Gkirk, thank you for this thread.
Since JPGH1A started to grow up I kept his photo in my archive:

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r189/StrasserB/Misc2/1356096.jpg

 biggrin 



Still, even in the most arid desert is an airport somewhere ...
User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24909 posts, RR: 56
Reply 5, posted (6 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 1592 times:

Quoting StrasserB (Reply 4):

Some of the a.net gay brigade would probably love putting a sausage that long in their mouth as well  Wow!



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineStrasserB From Singapore, joined Nov 2005, 1541 posts, RR: 7
Reply 6, posted (6 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 1579 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 5):
Some of the a.net gay brigade would probably love putting a sausage that long in their mouth as well Wow!

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 



Still, even in the most arid desert is an airport somewhere ...
User currently offlineWunalaYann From Australia, joined Mar 2005, 2839 posts, RR: 25
Reply 7, posted (6 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day ago) and read 1476 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 5):
Some of the a.net gay brigade would probably love putting a sausage that long in their mouth as well

Tick, tick, tick... *countdown before this thread is locked, Gkirk is banned for two centuries and the whole office notices I'm laughing my sorry arse off my chair*

 Wink


User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (6 years 11 months 4 weeks 20 hours ago) and read 1433 times:

Quoting WunalaYann (Reply 7):
Tick, tick, tick... *countdown before this thread is locked, Gkirk is banned for two centuries and the whole office notices I'm laughing my sorry arse off my chair*

Kirk, be thankful I am on on the other side of the circular globe, and cannot wreak my hideous vengeance on your sad pimply Scottish person ! As if I would besmirch my luscious, pouting lips with German food !  yuck 

A triple fatwah on you even unto the seventh generation (not that that's necessary, since the chances of you breeding are less than zero).


User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 9, posted (6 years 11 months 4 weeks 20 hours ago) and read 1422 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 8):
As if I would besmirch my luscious, pouting lips with German food !

Oh come on!! ANY food is your downfall, even sheeps eyes and pigs knackers!! You KNOW you just can't stop troughing given the opportunity, Porky! I mean, thats why your lips are pouty, cos they are so fat!  duck 

And as for young Kirk breeding - Euuuuuuuuuuuuuuw! What a horrible way to start the day with THAT scenario clouding my thoughts!  vomit 

Nearly as bad as ANCFlyer with a Pink Tank! Big grin

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (6 years 11 months 4 weeks 20 hours ago) and read 1418 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 9):
Oh come on!! ANY food is your downfall, even sheeps eyes and pigs knackers!! You KNOW you just can't stop troughing given the opportunity, Porky!

Au contraire, you bald old bath-bun. I am most particular about my food, and am accustomed only to premium deluxe delicacies and luxurious smoked salmony nibblies as befitting my social status.  tongue 


User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 11, posted (6 years 11 months 4 weeks 20 hours ago) and read 1410 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 10):
I am most particular about my food, and am accustomed only to premium deluxe delicacies and luxurious smoked salmony nibblies as befitting my social status.

You HAVE a social status?  Embarrassment

Still, I suppose even the lowest level of society has some sort of strata. For salmony nibblies are we to understand that that would be left-over cat food from a dustbin, obtained whilst carrying out your less than salubrious touting for business down at the docks?  duck 

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (6 years 11 months 4 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 1358 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 11):
You HAVE a social status?

I am the ultimate arbiter of social status and elegance, so obviously I am at the top of the social scale. You on the other had could not reach the bottom rung of the scial scale without some kind of rocket assistance - serf !

Quoting WunalaYann (Reply 7):
Tick, tick, tick... *countdown before this thread is locked, Gkirk is banned for two centuries

Has Kirk been banned yet ? I demand justice ! Stone the blasphemer...


User currently offlineAA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 13, posted (6 years 11 months 4 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 1355 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 8):
since the chances of you breeding are less than zero).

Cross breeding with sheep, none-the-less



Go big or go home
User currently offlinePAHS200 From United States of America, joined Mar 2006, 513 posts, RR: 0
Reply 14, posted (6 years 11 months 4 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 1332 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 5):
Some of the a.net gay brigade would probably love putting a sausage that long in their mouth as well

i think most a.net guys want a sausage that long  Big grin

michael


User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11611 posts, RR: 60
Reply 15, posted (6 years 11 months 4 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 1320 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 12):
Has Kirk been banned yet ? I demand justice ! Stone the blasphemer...

I believe that Friday has again come around, so master Kirk will no doubt be pre-occupied in a pub somewhere.


Dan Smile



...love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...
User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (6 years 11 months 3 weeks 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 1242 times:

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 15):
I believe that Friday has again come around, so master Kirk will no doubt be pre-occupied in a pub somewhere

They don't let him into pubs, he's usually round the back by the dustbins, trying to wring a few pitiful drops of spilled alcohol from the used paper napkins.


User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 17, posted (6 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 1207 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 16):
They don't let him into pubs, he's usually round the back by the dustbins, trying to wring a few pitiful drops of spilled alcohol from the used paper napkins.

And JGPH1A knows this because he's seen him while he's sneaked around the back with a client!  wink 

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (6 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 1167 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 17):
And JGPH1A knows this because he's seen him while he's sneaked around the back with a client!

Nonsense - I read about it in National Geographic, they were doing an article on urbanized lower life forms, you know - pigeons, rats, foxes that knock over dustbins. Kirkie was the centrefold  yuck 


User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11611 posts, RR: 60
Reply 19, posted (6 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 7 hours ago) and read 1142 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 18):
Kirkie was the centrefold

Oh dear, you've been buying those types of magazines again have you  Wink



...love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...
User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 20, posted (6 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 5 hours ago) and read 1125 times:

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 19):
Oh dear, you've been buying those types of magazines again have you

BOOM BOOM!!!!!!!!!! Big grin

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (6 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 5 hours ago) and read 1122 times:

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 19):
Oh dear, you've been buying those types of magazines again have you

I only buy National Geographic for the bare-breasted locals, I assure you !


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