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Priceless: FAA Atlanta Office Website  
User currently offlineIFEMaster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (6 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 2165 times:

This is completely brilliant and I spent a good five minutes laughing about this when I first heard it.

Here's the deal. Call the number below after 5pm Eastern Standard Time. It's the number to a regional FAA office somewhere near Atlanta, Georgia. It will be closed and you will get the answering service. Listen very carefully to the website address that the answering service gives you.

You will not be disappointed. This is one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time. You ready for the number? Here it is:

404-305-7200.

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User currently offlineFutureSDPDcop From United States of America, joined Feb 2006, 1293 posts, RR: 5
Reply 1, posted (6 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 2155 times:

Holy Crap!!! I need to call back to get it.

User currently offline767Lover From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (6 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 2148 times:

Oh my, that was priceless.

Poor lady has probably never used the Internet, given her (voice) age.


User currently offlinePPVRA From Brazil, joined Nov 2004, 8941 posts, RR: 40
Reply 3, posted (6 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 2138 times:

Some people. . .



I guess they really discourage you from accessing their webpage!

[Edited 2007-08-03 01:46:34]


"If goods do not cross borders, soldiers will" - Frederic Bastiat
User currently offlineIFEMaster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (6 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 2139 times:

Quoting 767Lover (Reply 2):
Oh my, that was priceless.

Seriously, I couldn't stop laughing. It was one of my sales guys who turned me on to it when he called that office trying to get a hold of someone but got the message instead. I tried to write it all down the first time but couldn't...it's just too funny.


User currently offlineAirframeAS From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 14150 posts, RR: 24
Reply 5, posted (6 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 2130 times:

Excuse for the deafie members here, but can you guys translate the message please?


A Safe Flight Begins With Quality Maintenance On The Ground.
User currently offlineFutureSDPDcop From United States of America, joined Feb 2006, 1293 posts, RR: 5
Reply 6, posted (6 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 2132 times:

Quoting AirframeAS (Reply 5):
Excuse for the deafie members here, but can you guys translate the message please?

I think it would ruin the thread. I think we should let people listen to it first before spoiling here in the thread.

I hope that's ok with you. Or I can send you a PM with the general idea of the phone recording.


User currently offline767Lover From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (6 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 2115 times:

Quoting AirframeAS (Reply 5):
Excuse for the deafie members here, but can you guys translate the message please?

I IMd you.


User currently offlineDuff44 From United States of America, joined Apr 2006, 1723 posts, RR: 0
Reply 8, posted (6 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 2093 times:

That was just painful....

 Big grin



I'll rassle ya for a bowl of bacon!
User currently offlineGo3Team From United States of America, joined Mar 2004, 3267 posts, RR: 16
Reply 9, posted (6 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 2089 times:

Wow. I think the web address took up half the message.


Yay Pudding!
User currently offlineEWRCabincrew From United States of America, joined May 2006, 5523 posts, RR: 56
Reply 10, posted (6 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 2081 times:

Just called. Nice southern accent. She must be in her mid-to-late 50's.

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

Priceless. Absolutely priceless.



You can't cure stupid
User currently offlineVikkyvik From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 9767 posts, RR: 27
Reply 11, posted (6 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 2074 times:
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That was freakin amusing.

I think I got the whole thing written down....but had to continue on a 2nd line....



"Two and a Half Men" was filmed in front of a live ostrich.
User currently offlineJhooper From United States of America, joined Dec 2001, 6202 posts, RR: 12
Reply 12, posted (6 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 2046 times:

OMG that was funny as hell!!!  rotfl  This FSDO has to be getting flooded with calls/messages now LOL!


Last year 1,944 New Yorkers saw something and said something.
User currently offlineAirTranTUS From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (6 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 2027 times:

Very funny!!  rotfl 

They should just say the path.


User currently offlineAirKas1 From Netherlands, joined Dec 2003, 3965 posts, RR: 55
Reply 14, posted (6 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 2016 times:

So what's the message??
I'm not gonna call all the way to the US to listen to it... Anyone care to enlighten a fellow nutter?


User currently offlineEWRCabincrew From United States of America, joined May 2006, 5523 posts, RR: 56
Reply 15, posted (6 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 2008 times:

Basically it tells info about the FAA office and then the woman tells letter by letter, punctuation mark by punctuation mark, symbol by symbol the address for the office (which I might add is not short).


You can't cure stupid
User currently offlinePPVRA From Brazil, joined Nov 2004, 8941 posts, RR: 40
Reply 16, posted (6 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 2007 times:

Quoting EWRCabincrew (Reply 15):
Basically it tells info about the FAA office and then the woman tells letter by letter, punctuation mark by punctuation mark, symbol by symbol the address for the office (which I might add is not short).

The URL of the Georgia FAA office, just to be clear.

can someone record this and upload it?

[Edited 2007-08-03 03:03:22]


"If goods do not cross borders, soldiers will" - Frederic Bastiat
User currently offlineEWRCabincrew From United States of America, joined May 2006, 5523 posts, RR: 56
Reply 17, posted (6 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 1992 times:

Quoting PPVRA (Reply 16):
The URL of the Georgia FAA office, just to be clear.

Forgot to add that. My bad. Sorry Big grin



You can't cure stupid
User currently offlineN710PS From United States of America, joined Oct 2006, 1166 posts, RR: 4
Reply 18, posted (6 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 1981 times:

OMG I almost died lauging. I am going to time that message and get back to y'all.


There is plenty of room for Gods animals, right next to the mashed potatoes!
User currently offlineAirTranTUS From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (6 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 1977 times:

Quoting N710PS (Reply 18):
OMG I almost died lauging. I am going to time that message and get back to y'all.

It's about 1 minute 40 seconds.


User currently offlinePPVRA From Brazil, joined Nov 2004, 8941 posts, RR: 40
Reply 20, posted (6 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 1953 times:



Nothing illegal by posting this, right?

Sorry about the quality. Did this real quick and used my cell to record.



"If goods do not cross borders, soldiers will" - Frederic Bastiat
User currently offlineLearpilot From United States of America, joined May 2001, 814 posts, RR: 1
Reply 21, posted (6 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 1928 times:

Yep....that's about right. Only the best and brightest at the FSDO's.


Heed our warnings or your future will be underpant free!
User currently offlineAirwave From United States of America, joined Mar 2006, 1117 posts, RR: 3
Reply 22, posted (6 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 1928 times:

Quoting PPVRA (Reply 20):

That. Is. Awesome.

...or should I say...

T-H-A-T (PERIOD) I-S (PERIOD) A-W-E-S-O-M-E (PERIOD, FORWARD SLASH, PERCENT SIGN...)

 duck 



When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
User currently offlineDL021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11446 posts, RR: 76
Reply 23, posted (6 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 1914 times:
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It's very funny....I wonder how long before someone tells them and they correct it....

I feel for the little old lady who recorded the message...I can't record my voice mail greeting in one take....I wonder how long it took her to get all that!!!!



Is my Pan Am ticket to the moon still good?
User currently offlineAirframeAS From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 14150 posts, RR: 24
Reply 24, posted (6 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 7 hours ago) and read 1881 times:

Quoting 767Lover (Reply 7):
I IMd you.

Thanks! That was so hilarous!  rotfl 



A Safe Flight Begins With Quality Maintenance On The Ground.
25 AA61Hvy : Haha that was pretty funny!
26 National757 : Funnier the 2nd time around! Sometimes people don't realize what they are saying while reading a script..this seems to be one of those times,,,,Thanks
27 SW733 : Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
28 Post contains images Mir : I typed in what I thought I heard - got a "page not found" error. Typical FAA helpfulness. -Mir
29 Bagpiper : oh man. I wonder how many "missed calls" they'll have in the morning?? hahaha. Bertha: "good heavens! I can't believe how many cawls we gotted lest na
30 Post contains images FlyMIA : LOL that was great Funniest thing I heard in a long time. Got to love the FAA.
31 Post contains images FlyingTexan : Bhaaaa! Lol!! Roger that
32 Alaskaqantas : hahahaha great!!! I almost want to leave a message and just laugh the whole time then hang up. ~Cheers- ~~Kyle H.
33 AirframeAS : What if they had Caller ID?? ROFL!
34 Lfutia : LOFL. this lady had too much fun spelling out the web address. Kas come on Skype and i'll play the message for you. Leo[Edited 2007-08-03 07:17:29]
35 GQfluffy : Fro-werd slash...what the fruck is a fro-werd slash?
36 Post contains images DABZF : Hilarius.... what a great way to start a morning... By the way... can someone write down the web address because I can not make any sense of the "forw
37 Post contains images Pilotdude09 : hahaha thats a good laugh and a classic American accent!
38 USAFHummer : Oh man that was great...unintentional comedy like that is always awesome! forward slash = / percent = %[Edited 2007-08-03 08:10:41]
39 Post contains links and images ManuCH : OK, I have recorded the message directly from our VoIP server. You can download it here (MP3, 1.4 MB) And I have also decoded the URL for you ... do y
40 Flyorski : Thanks for uploading that. Absolutely hilarious.
41 Post contains images AirKas1 : Hahaha awesome! Thanks so much for that youtube vid
42 Post contains images DABZF : ...I was trying to be sarcastic... Im not that stupid
43 767Lover : Actually, I have never understood why people call it a "forward slash." Inverted it could just as easily be called "forward" when looking at it direc
44 SW733 : Damn that's a good point, it takes me like 3 times! Ouch.
45 Trekster : HAHAH Thanks for the youtube video
46 LH526 : Like some years ago I spelled our company name (StadtBauPlan, an architectural ofice I worked at,) to one of our contractors and some days later we go
47 Post contains links Jhooper : http://www.faa.gov/about/office%5forg/field%5foffices/fsdo/atl
48 Alberchico : OMFG I am laughing my ass off !!!!!!!!!!! There is no way one could get all that on the first try!!!!!!!!!!
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