IFEMaster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Posted (5 years 10 months 3 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 1884 times:
This is completely brilliant and I spent a good five minutes laughing about this when I first heard it.
Here's the deal. Call the number below after 5pm Eastern Standard Time. It's the number to a regional FAA office somewhere near Atlanta, Georgia. It will be closed and you will get the answering service. Listen very carefully to the website address that the answering service gives you.
You will not be disappointed. This is one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time. You ready for the number? Here it is:
FutureSDPDcop From United States of America, joined Feb 2006, 1291 posts, RR: 5 Reply 1, posted (5 years 10 months 3 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 1874 times:
Seriously, I couldn't stop laughing. It was one of my sales guys who turned me on to it when he called that office trying to get a hold of someone but got the message instead. I tried to write it all down the first time but couldn't...it's just too funny.
AirframeAS From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 14150 posts, RR: 26 Reply 5, posted (5 years 10 months 3 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 1849 times:
Excuse for the deafie members here, but can you guys translate the message please?
A Safe Flight Begins With Quality Maintenance On The Ground.
FutureSDPDcop From United States of America, joined Feb 2006, 1291 posts, RR: 5 Reply 6, posted (5 years 10 months 3 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 1851 times:
Quoting AirframeAS (Reply 5): Excuse for the deafie members here, but can you guys translate the message please?
I think it would ruin the thread. I think we should let people listen to it first before spoiling here in the thread.
I hope that's ok with you. Or I can send you a PM with the general idea of the phone recording.
Go3Team From United States of America, joined Mar 2004, 3266 posts, RR: 21 Reply 9, posted (5 years 10 months 3 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 1808 times:
Wow. I think the web address took up half the message.
EWRCabincrew From United States of America, joined May 2006, 5522 posts, RR: 57 Reply 10, posted (5 years 10 months 3 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 1800 times:
Just called. Nice southern accent. She must be in her mid-to-late 50's.
Vikkyvik From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 8317 posts, RR: 28 Reply 11, posted (5 years 10 months 3 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 1793 times:
AIRLINERS.NET CREW PHOTO SCREENER
That was freakin amusing.
I think I got the whole thing written down....but had to continue on a 2nd line....
"Two and a Half Men" was filmed in front of a live ostrich.
Jhooper From United States of America, joined Dec 2001, 6195 posts, RR: 13 Reply 12, posted (5 years 10 months 3 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 1765 times:
OMG that was funny as hell!!! This FSDO has to be getting flooded with calls/messages now LOL!
Last year 1,944 New Yorkers saw something and said something.
EWRCabincrew From United States of America, joined May 2006, 5522 posts, RR: 57 Reply 15, posted (5 years 10 months 3 weeks 13 hours ago) and read 1727 times:
Basically it tells info about the FAA office and then the woman tells letter by letter, punctuation mark by punctuation mark, symbol by symbol the address for the office (which I might add is not short).
PPVRA From Brazil, joined Nov 2004, 8497 posts, RR: 42 Reply 16, posted (5 years 10 months 3 weeks 13 hours ago) and read 1726 times:
Quoting EWRCabincrew (Reply 15): Basically it tells info about the FAA office and then the woman tells letter by letter, punctuation mark by punctuation mark, symbol by symbol the address for the office (which I might add is not short).
The URL of the Georgia FAA office, just to be clear.
can someone record this and upload it?
[Edited 2007-08-03 03:03:22]
"If goods do not cross borders, soldiers will" - Frederic Bastiat
EWRCabincrew From United States of America, joined May 2006, 5522 posts, RR: 57 Reply 17, posted (5 years 10 months 3 weeks 13 hours ago) and read 1711 times:
Quoting PPVRA (Reply 16): The URL of the Georgia FAA office, just to be clear.
N710PS From United States of America, joined Oct 2006, 1166 posts, RR: 4 Reply 18, posted (5 years 10 months 3 weeks 13 hours ago) and read 1700 times:
OMG I almost died lauging. I am going to time that message and get back to y'all.
There is plenty of room for Gods animals, right next to the mashed potatoes!
Learpilot From United States of America, joined May 2001, 814 posts, RR: 1 Reply 21, posted (5 years 10 months 3 weeks 12 hours ago) and read 1647 times:
Yep....that's about right. Only the best and brightest at the FSDO's.
Heed our warnings or your future will be underpant free!
Airwave From United States of America, joined Mar 2006, 1117 posts, RR: 3 Reply 22, posted (5 years 10 months 3 weeks 12 hours ago) and read 1647 times:
DL021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11435 posts, RR: 81 Reply 23, posted (5 years 10 months 3 weeks 12 hours ago) and read 1633 times:
It's very funny....I wonder how long before someone tells them and they correct it....
I feel for the little old lady who recorded the message...I can't record my voice mail greeting in one take....I wonder how long it took her to get all that!!!!
AirframeAS From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 14150 posts, RR: 26 Reply 24, posted (5 years 10 months 3 weeks 12 hours ago) and read 1600 times:
26 National757: Funnier the 2nd time around! Sometimes people don't realize what they are saying while reading a script..this seems to be one of those times,,,,Thanks
28 Mir: I typed in what I thought I heard - got a "page not found" error. Typical FAA helpfulness. -Mir
29 Bagpiper: oh man. I wonder how many "missed calls" they'll have in the morning?? hahaha. Bertha: "good heavens! I can't believe how many cawls we gotted lest na
30 FlyMIA: LOL that was great Funniest thing I heard in a long time. Got to love the FAA.
34 Lfutia: LOFL. this lady had too much fun spelling out the web address. Kas come on Skype and i'll play the message for you. Leo[Edited 2007-08-03 07:17:29]
35 GQfluffy: Fro-werd slash...what the fruck is a fro-werd slash?
36 DABZF: Hilarius.... what a great way to start a morning... By the way... can someone write down the web address because I can not make any sense of the "forw
37 Pilotdude09: hahaha thats a good laugh and a classic American accent!
38 USAFHummer: Oh man that was great...unintentional comedy like that is always awesome! forward slash = / percent = %[Edited 2007-08-03 08:10:41]
39 ManuCH: OK, I have recorded the message directly from our VoIP server. You can download it here (MP3, 1.4 MB) And I have also decoded the URL for you ... do y
40 Flyorski: Thanks for uploading that. Absolutely hilarious.
41 AirKas1: Hahaha awesome! Thanks so much for that youtube vid
42 DABZF: ...I was trying to be sarcastic... Im not that stupid
43 767Lover: Actually, I have never understood why people call it a "forward slash." Inverted it could just as easily be called "forward" when looking at it direc
44 SW733: Damn that's a good point, it takes me like 3 times! Ouch.
46 LH526: Like some years ago I spelled our company name (StadtBauPlan, an architectural ofice I worked at,) to one of our contractors and some days later we go
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