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The Most Wacked-Out 9/11 Conspiracy I've Seen  
User currently offlineFalcon84 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (7 years 1 month 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 2332 times:

After commenting on Civil Av on the 20th anniversary of NW 255, I was looking at CVR transcripts of different fatal aircraft accidents, and, purely by accident, I saw the following website listed somewhere. I don't remember how I stumbled upon it.

http://www.vialls.com/transpositions/concorde.html

This has to be the most convoluted, bizzare, far-fetched conspiracy theory I've ever read in my life.

Read it, and tell me you don't come away from it scratching your head.

42 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlineFr8Mech From United States of America, joined Sep 2005, 5452 posts, RR: 14
Reply 1, posted (7 years 1 month 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 2302 times:

I was really expecting to find that it all started with the Kenndedy assassination because he ordered the faked moon landing.

Oh well, I can keep hoping that the truth about that will finally come out.  Wink (my 1st smiley, I'm so proud).



When seconds count...the police are minutes away.
User currently offlineNosedive From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (7 years 1 month 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 2302 times:

Makes perfect sense. Berlin Wall. Saddam. Airbus. Concorde. Concordski. Concorde running into the French presidential 747.

User currently offlineFalcon84 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (7 years 1 month 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 2255 times:

Quoting Nosedive (Reply 2):
Makes perfect sense. Berlin Wall. Saddam. Airbus. Concorde. Concordski. Concorde running into the French presidential 747.

Don't forget the Space Shuttle.  Yeah sure


User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (7 years 1 month 3 days ago) and read 2234 times:



[Edited 2007-08-19 19:25:32]

User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 5, posted (7 years 1 month 3 days ago) and read 2220 times:

Interesting theory. Of course, the French are to blame for ALL the worlds ills. Nasty, evil, Gallic, selfish SOB's" !

Wish I had time to write stuff like that - I could maybe make a series of books - hey, just like Harry Potter! 

Andy   

PS: Nice self portrait JGPH1A Big grin

[Edited 2007-08-19 19:27:24]


Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineFalcon84 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (7 years 1 month 3 days ago) and read 2209 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 5):
Interesting theory.

To say the least. The author is obviously ant-American, anti-Israeli, and obviously thinks the U.S. deserved 9/11 for whatever reason.

It's all over the map, and Tom Clancy couldn't improve on it.


User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (7 years 1 month 3 days ago) and read 2209 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 5):
Wish I had time to write stuff like that - I could maybe make a series of books - hey, just like Harry Potter!

Calm down, J.K. ! There is already a best-selling book of senile ramblings by a toothless old has-been that everyone prefers to ignore...

http://www.catholicsread.org/pub_offer/GodIsLove/images/CP-ANewSong.jpg

Don't cash that advance cheque just yet  

[Edited 2007-08-19 19:31:40]

User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 8, posted (7 years 1 month 3 days ago) and read 2188 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 7):
There is already a best-selling book of senile ramblings by a toothless old has-been that everyone prefers to ignore...

Wotchit Porky!! I'm on mainland Europe in 2 weeks - and I know where Nice is!! devil 

Andy  old 



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User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (7 years 1 month 3 days ago) and read 2167 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 8):
Wotchit Porky!! I'm on mainland Europe in 2 weeks - and I know where Nice is!!

Possibly, but they won't let you in. There's a dress code.


User currently offlineMD-90 From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 8507 posts, RR: 12
Reply 10, posted (7 years 1 month 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 2159 times:

During early 1995, Boeing sales experienced an unconnected but serious internal problem in Europe, though the details were never made public. The German flag carrier Lufthansa discovered that its new Boeing 747-400 aircraft had been fitted with flight directors [auto-pilots] that were vulnerable to American remote-control, ostensibly designed to “recover” hijacked aircraft whether the hijackers wanted to be recovered or not. Lufthansa was not informed about this “free extra” in advance, and was furious that its sovereign aircraft might be covertly “rescued” by America, without the knowledge or permission of the German Government

In a mammoth operation rumored to cost in excess of $800 million, Lufthansa stripped every flight director out of every Boeing in its fleet, replacing them in toto with German systems programmed by the Luftwaffe [German Air Force]. According to a member of the German internal security service in Frankfurt during October 1996, all Lufthansa aircraft had by that date been secured, rendering them invulnerable to remote flight director commands transmitted by any and all American authorities. Under the new intelligence protocols, Russia and France were made aware of these flight director risks.


ROTFLMAO! Now that is hilarious.


User currently offlineKlaus From Germany, joined Jul 2001, 21462 posts, RR: 53
Reply 11, posted (7 years 1 month 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 2159 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 5):
PS: Nice self portrait JGPH1A

I must say I didn't expect much of him out of makeup, but I'm still underwhelmed.

And JGPH1A, please have your liver checked!


User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 12, posted (7 years 1 month 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 2152 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 9):
There's a dress code.

In your case it's a size 30 (L) with layers of Pink taffetta and easy access! Big grin

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (7 years 1 month 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 2148 times:

Quoting Klaus (Reply 11):
I must say I didn't expect much of him out of makeup, but I'm still underwhelmed.

I'm unattractive to Germans ? Thank heavens for small mercies.

Quoting Klaus (Reply 11):
And JGPH1A, please have your liver checked!

My liver is pristine and gorgeous, like the rest of me.


User currently offlineKlaus From Germany, joined Jul 2001, 21462 posts, RR: 53
Reply 14, posted (7 years 1 month 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 2141 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 13):
I'm unattractive to Germans ? Thank heavens for small mercies.

Oh, the relief is perfectly mutual!  silly 

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 13):
My liver is pristine and gorgeous, like the rest of me.

Sure. Your bright yellow complexion gives vivid testament to that.  mischievous 


User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (7 years 1 month 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 2130 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 12):
In your case it's a size 30 (L) with layers of Pink taffetta and easy access!

Blimey, who's been feeding you Witty Pills ?  Smile

Pink ? With my English schoolgirl peaches and cream complexion ? I think not !

Quoting Klaus (Reply 14):
Oh, the relief is perfectly mutual!

Euww - spare me the details of your "relief" - you relationship with your Imac is your own business.


User currently offlineKlaus From Germany, joined Jul 2001, 21462 posts, RR: 53
Reply 16, posted (7 years 1 month 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 2125 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 15):
Blimey, who's been feeding you Witty Pills ?



Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 15):
Euww - spare me the details of your "relief" - you relationship with your Imac is your own business.

It's a bummer when you find your own supply suddenly running out, isn't it?  mischievous 


User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (7 years 1 month 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 2115 times:

Quoting Klaus (Reply 16):
It's a bummer when you find your own supply suddenly running out, isn't it?

My own wit is entirely natural and spontaneous - spon-tay-nee-usss. Look it up  Smile


User currently offlineTrekster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (7 years 1 month 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 2111 times:

What a load of crap.

Thats all i have to say lol


User currently offlineKlaus From Germany, joined Jul 2001, 21462 posts, RR: 53
Reply 19, posted (7 years 1 month 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 2108 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 17):
My own wit is entirely natural and spontaneous - spon-tay-nee-usss. Look it up

Riiight.  rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 


User currently offlineBlackbird From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (7 years 1 month 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 2103 times:

My god,

That's the craziest and wackiest theory I've ever heard yet.


User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (7 years 1 month 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 2086 times:

Quoting Klaus (Reply 19):
Riiight.

Don't you believe me ? Oh sorry, I forgot, there's no direct translation for "spontaneous" in German  biggrin 


User currently offlineKlaus From Germany, joined Jul 2001, 21462 posts, RR: 53
Reply 22, posted (7 years 1 month 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 2047 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 21):
Don't you believe me ? Oh sorry, I forgot, there's no direct translation for "spontaneous" in German

Maybe you shouldn't have mistaken the Monty Python Guide to German for an actual teaching tool after all! Big grin

"Spontan" in german actually lends itself better to the kind of application it describes than the much more long-winded spontaneous which by comparison looks a lot more like a committee production.

Which brings us back to what you're trying to pass for humour these days...!  mischievous 


User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (7 years 1 month 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 2041 times:

Quoting Klaus (Reply 22):
"Spontan"

Hmmm, sounds like yet another recent Teutonic conversion of a latin-rooted word. Isn't there a proper German word, you know, with 7 syllables and lots of umlauts, ending in -keit ? No ? Hmmmm - etymology can be SO revealing  Smile


User currently offlineKlaus From Germany, joined Jul 2001, 21462 posts, RR: 53
Reply 24, posted (7 years 1 month 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 2036 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 23):
Hmmm, sounds like yet another recent Teutonic conversion of a latin-rooted word. Isn't there a proper German word, you know, with 7 syllables and lots of umlauts, ending in -keit ?

Sure...we've got those as well. But for some reason spontan does its job best when served appropriately quick and compact, don't you think?

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 23):
Hmmmm - etymology can be SO revealing

Absolutely. And it seems whoever introduced spon-ta-ne-ous into the english language must have been chuckling sardonically to himself...!  mischievous 


25 Pelican : Hilarious Within weeks of the "collapse" of communism, the American media hyped up the need for the Berlin Wall to be taken down, allowing East German
26 Garnetpalmetto : Hrm, I still think the missile launcher attached to a 757 theory espoused by our buddies over at letsroll911 is more wacked out...that or the "cruise
27 Post contains images Srbmod : Why don't we blame the Roswell aliens, spaceships and black project a/c from Area 51 while we're at it..... The 9/11 Conspiracy industry has definite
28 San747 : I'm more open than most of you to conspiracy theories, but even I'm not falling for this one.
29 Post contains images Jafa39 : Poor old thermite, been getting it in the neck since the Hindenburgh...........These tin-foil hat wearers make me laugh when they aren't scaring me
30 Falcon84 : Thank you for getting this thread back on topic.
31 Post contains images JGPH1A : It's a conspiracy to hijack this thread about a stupid conspiracy to hijack, well, everything. Did you fail to spot the subtle irony ?
32 Mika : Anyone who've ever seen the TV show Brainiac would know that when thermite burns it produces visible amounts of bright sparks (molten aluminum?) all o
33 Post contains images Klaus : I still apologize profusely for participating in JGP's dastardly plot to hijack this grave and substantial discussion.
34 Post contains images Falcon84 : Uh, no, i got it.
35 Post contains images JGPH1A : Your participation was feeble and derisory at best. I'm sure nobody took the slightest notice. Good. Then my work here is done.
36 DrDeke : Until reading this, I thought the weirdest conspiracy theory I would ever encounter would be the "ClimateWars Chemtrails Conspiracy" -- the one in whi
37 LTBEWR : Me thinks he has been consuming way too many ales at the pub for too too long. This certified member of the tin hat club constructs one of the most co
38 Post contains images ShyFlyer : You forgot one --> Airbus. Duh, they're too busy manipulating the stock market. So in other words, he posts in Civ-Av? You know, you have to hand it
39 Post contains links and images NoUFO : The registrant of the website is a woman, Marilyn Vialls (living in Australia), but most was obviously written by her husband Joe, who died a while b
40 San747 : Actually, what you just wrote seems pretty out there... It's a draw at best.
41 Theredbaron : I am using this pseudo conspiracy website to show my son the effects of drugs....
42 Helvknight : Signed, Blackbird Andrea Kent
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