JpetekYXMD80 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 4240 posts, RR: 29 Reply 1, posted (5 years 8 months 4 weeks 21 hours ago) and read 26501 times:
Srbmod From United States of America, joined Mar 2001, 16888 posts, RR: 51 Reply 2, posted (5 years 8 months 4 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 26423 times:
Did you hear Michael Vick has a new shoe endorsement? Hush Puppies.....
Why not throw in some Vick Photoshops while we're at it:
DeltaGator From United States of America, joined Sep 2005, 6341 posts, RR: 16 Reply 7, posted (5 years 8 months 3 weeks 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 26204 times:
Vick apparently has gotten one new endorsement out of this whole fiasco.
Hushpuppies wants him to be their new spokesman.
"If you can't delight in the misery of others then you don't deserve to be a college football fan."
FlyDeltaJets87 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 8, posted (5 years 8 months 3 weeks 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 26197 times:
It was so hot outside today, I was sweating like Michael Vick walking into a Petsmart.
It was so hot outside today, I was sweating like Michael Vick asking for a doggie bag.
^Borrowed from Leno.
Michael Vick did lose his endoresments with Nike and Reebok; however, he did pick up a new shoe sponsor: Hush Puppies.
**Oops, saw a couple other posters beat me to that one.
Also, it's not even a joke that the Atlanta Humane Society has been accepting Michael Vick jersey's as donations to be used to clean the Dog and Cat Kennels at the shelter.
KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 76 Reply 9, posted (5 years 8 months 3 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 26133 times:
Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 5): The Iditarod Sled Dog Committee takes great carein protecting those dogs . . . .
Anyone caught abusing them is banned . . .
Sure they are. Every year dogs are dying because they are over worked or smacked around too much. All for some lame "race". Look, I understand why the original one took place...to deliever medicine. Now its just a stupid race where the most press involves a few of the dogs dying...usually from something other than natural causes too.
"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"
Jetmatt777 From United States of America, joined Jun 2005, 2660 posts, RR: 36 Reply 10, posted (5 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 25880 times:
Ctbarnes From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 3491 posts, RR: 52 Reply 11, posted (5 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 25845 times:
Here's a few more from Leno:
In just a couple of weeks, the new movie “Underdog” comes out. It’s a dog with super powers that fights criminals. That’s gotta be Michael Vick’s worst nightmare.
People are mad about this Michael Vick thing. Today, Bob Barker called for Vick to be spayed and neutered.
Atlanta Falcons Michael Vick has been indicted for his alleged involvement in a dog fighting ring. You know how he got caught? A pointer picked him out.
Did you hear his excuse? He said, "The b**ch set me up.”
Keep smiling,
Charles, SJ
The customer isn't a moron, she is your wife -David Ogilvy
AndrewUber From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 2528 posts, RR: 44 Reply 13, posted (5 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 25771 times:
Lgbga From United States of America, joined Aug 2005, 185 posts, RR: 0 Reply 14, posted (5 years 8 months 3 weeks 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 25700 times:
AirframeAS From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 14150 posts, RR: 26 Reply 15, posted (5 years 8 months 3 weeks 4 days 19 hours ago) and read 25617 times:
Quoting Lgbga (Reply 14): That's funny cause God is dog spelled backwards!
Thats why all dogs go to heaven!
A Safe Flight Begins With Quality Maintenance On The Ground.
Mike89406 From United States of America, joined Mar 2007, 1266 posts, RR: 3 Reply 17, posted (5 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 25374 times:
AirframeAS From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 14150 posts, RR: 26 Reply 19, posted (5 years 8 months 3 weeks 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 25355 times:
Ctbarnes From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 3491 posts, RR: 52 Reply 20, posted (5 years 8 months 3 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 25131 times:
Quoting FlyDeltaJets87 (Reply 18): Hmmm....Funny, but it's missing Brian from Family Guy.
Pluto, Huckleberry Hound, and Muttley would round off the jury for me.
Charles, SJ
The customer isn't a moron, she is your wife -David Ogilvy