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Michael Vick Jokes  
User currently online747srule From United States of America, joined Mar 2004, 429 posts, RR: 0
Posted (6 years 10 months 2 weeks 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 28252 times:

So where are all the Michael Vick jokes? I just can't wait for you guys to post some. Let's hear them!!


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User currently offlineJpetekYXMD80 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 4372 posts, RR: 27
Reply 1, posted (6 years 10 months 2 weeks 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 28247 times:

Hmm... lets see...


Who let the dogs out!?!?

not mike vick...



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User currently offlineSrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (6 years 10 months 2 weeks 6 days ago) and read 28169 times:

Did you hear Michael Vick has a new shoe endorsement? Hush Puppies.....

Why not throw in some Vick Photoshops while we're at it:




User currently offlineAC773 From Canada, joined Nov 2005, 1730 posts, RR: 2
Reply 3, posted (6 years 10 months 2 weeks 6 days ago) and read 28163 times:

I don't suppose we'll hear from KROC on this one...


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User currently offlineFalcon84 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (6 years 10 months 2 weeks 6 days ago) and read 28160 times:

I hear the sponsers of the Iditarod are changeing the name of the even to the "Mike Vick Invitational".

User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (6 years 10 months 2 weeks 6 days ago) and read 28152 times:

Quoting Falcon84 (Reply 4):
I hear the sponsers of the Iditarod are changeing the name of the even to the "Mike Vick Invitational".

 irked 

The Iditarod Sled Dog Committee takes great carein protecting those dogs . . . .

Anyone caught abusing them is banned . . .

http://www.adn.com/sports/mushing/story/8835567p-8735043c.html


User currently offlineN776AU From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 752 posts, RR: 1
Reply 6, posted (6 years 10 months 2 weeks 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 28060 times:

There's a joke going around Atlanta:

-Hey did you hear UGA hired Michael Vick as an assistant coach?

-No...Really?!

-Yeah, they wanted him to train the Dawgs.



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User currently offlineDeltaGator From United States of America, joined Sep 2005, 6341 posts, RR: 13
Reply 7, posted (6 years 10 months 2 weeks 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 27950 times:

Vick apparently has gotten one new endorsement out of this whole fiasco.

Hushpuppies wants him to be their new spokesman.  duck 



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User currently offlineFlyDeltaJets87 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (6 years 10 months 2 weeks 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 27943 times:

It was so hot outside today, I was sweating like Michael Vick walking into a Petsmart.

It was so hot outside today, I was sweating like Michael Vick asking for a doggie bag.

^Borrowed from Leno.

Michael Vick did lose his endoresments with Nike and Reebok; however, he did pick up a new shoe sponsor: Hush Puppies.
**Oops, saw a couple other posters beat me to that one.

Also, it's not even a joke that the Atlanta Humane Society has been accepting Michael Vick jersey's as donations to be used to clean the Dog and Cat Kennels at the shelter.   

[Edited 2007-08-27 04:36:15]

User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (6 years 10 months 2 weeks 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 27879 times:

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 5):
The Iditarod Sled Dog Committee takes great carein protecting those dogs . . . .

Anyone caught abusing them is banned . . .

Sure they are. Every year dogs are dying because they are over worked or smacked around too much. All for some lame "race". Look, I understand why the original one took place...to deliever medicine. Now its just a stupid race where the most press involves a few of the dogs dying...usually from something other than natural causes too.


User currently offlineJetmatt777 From United States of America, joined Jun 2005, 2760 posts, RR: 33
Reply 10, posted (6 years 10 months 2 weeks 4 days 11 hours ago) and read 27626 times:




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User currently offlineCtbarnes From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 3491 posts, RR: 50
Reply 11, posted (6 years 10 months 2 weeks 4 days 9 hours ago) and read 27591 times:

Here's a few more from Leno:

In just a couple of weeks, the new movie “Underdog” comes out. It’s a dog with super powers that fights criminals. That’s gotta be Michael Vick’s worst nightmare.

People are mad about this Michael Vick thing. Today, Bob Barker called for Vick to be spayed and neutered.

Atlanta Falcons Michael Vick has been indicted for his alleged involvement in a dog fighting ring. You know how he got caught? A pointer picked him out.

Did you hear his excuse? He said, "The b**ch set me up.”

Keep smiling,

Charles, SJ



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User currently offlineHelvknight From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (6 years 10 months 2 weeks 4 days ago) and read 27540 times:

I can see Michael Vick is going to be hounded over this.

I'm not surprised, he really screwed the pooch.


User currently offlineAndrewUber From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 2528 posts, RR: 41
Reply 13, posted (6 years 10 months 2 weeks 3 days 23 hours ago) and read 27517 times:

...and now he gets to become someone's bitch.


I'd rather shoot BAD_MOTIVE
User currently offlineLgbga From United States of America, joined Aug 2005, 187 posts, RR: 0
Reply 14, posted (6 years 10 months 2 weeks 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 27446 times:

Quoting Srbmod (Reply 2):
Vick Photoshops

 laughing   rotfl 


Everything is okay though because Vick has said he's found God.

That's funny cause God is dog spelled backwards!


User currently offlineAirframeAS From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 14150 posts, RR: 24
Reply 15, posted (6 years 10 months 2 weeks 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 27363 times:

Quoting Lgbga (Reply 14):
That's funny cause God is dog spelled backwards!

Thats why all dogs go to heaven!  Silly



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User currently offlineS12PPL From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (6 years 10 months 2 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 27342 times:

Well you know why he killed those dogs, right?? I heard one of 'em was pointing a gun at him, and a few committed suicide...

User currently offlineMike89406 From United States of America, joined Mar 2007, 1458 posts, RR: 3
Reply 17, posted (6 years 10 months 2 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 27120 times:

Big version: Width: 425 Height: 308 File size: 78kb


User currently offlineFlyDeltaJets87 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (6 years 10 months 2 weeks 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 27112 times:

Quoting Mike89406 (Reply 17):

Hmmm....Funny, but it's missing Brian from Family Guy.


From Leno last night, talking about Vick's plans after prison, mainly a job: "I think we can rule out Petsmart".


User currently offlineAirframeAS From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 14150 posts, RR: 24
Reply 19, posted (6 years 10 months 2 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 27101 times:

Quoting Mike89406 (Reply 17):

Ooo There is Grimm!  bigthumbsup 



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User currently offlineCtbarnes From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 3491 posts, RR: 50
Reply 20, posted (6 years 10 months 1 week 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 26877 times:

Quoting FlyDeltaJets87 (Reply 18):
Hmmm....Funny, but it's missing Brian from Family Guy.

Pluto, Huckleberry Hound, and Muttley would round off the jury for me.

Charles, SJ



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User currently offlineFlyDeltaJets87 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (6 years 10 months 1 week 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 26648 times:

Sent to me the other day via email:


User currently offlineLTU932 From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 13864 posts, RR: 50
Reply 22, posted (6 years 10 months 1 week 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 26636 times:

Quoting Mike89406 (Reply 17):



Quoting FlyDeltaJets87 (Reply 18):
Funny, but it's missing Brian from Family Guy.

Not only Brian, but also Muttley.  Wink



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