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Yo Mama...  
User currently offlineLehpron From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 7028 posts, RR: 21
Posted (12 years 6 months 1 week 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 1066 times:

Rules: One at a time per post.

This could be like the "associations", but they don't have to do with each other, that's cuz they 'bout yo mama!


Yo Mama so stupid she thought a hermaphrodite was a greek god.


The meaning of life is curiosity; we were put on this planet to explore opportunities.
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User currently offlineToadpipe From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (12 years 6 months 1 week 1 day 14 hours ago) and read 1013 times:

this is old but..
Yo mama so old she got a Jesus Christ Starter jacket.


User currently offlineLehpron From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 7028 posts, RR: 21
Reply 2, posted (12 years 6 months 1 week 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 1008 times:

Yo Mama so nasty she put ice between her legs just to keep the crabs fresh.  Big thumbs up


The meaning of life is curiosity; we were put on this planet to explore opportunities.
User currently offlineIainhol From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (12 years 6 months 1 week 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 1001 times:

Yo mama is so fat she uses the sofa as a tampon!
Iain


User currently offlineLehpron From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 7028 posts, RR: 21
Reply 4, posted (12 years 6 months 1 week 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 987 times:

Yo mama said 'knock you out!'


The meaning of life is curiosity; we were put on this planet to explore opportunities.
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (12 years 6 months 1 week 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 981 times:

Now I think this is funny, but where are all the forum thumpers who refuse to have fun? Why aren't they attacking this post? Oh thats right, they are all tied up in a thread dedicated to me!  Big grin

Anyway, Yo mama so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!


User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 47
Reply 6, posted (12 years 6 months 1 week 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 976 times:

Yo mama is like a 7-11:

Open all night, and for 2 dollars, you can get a Slurpee.


User currently offlineIainhol From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (12 years 6 months 1 week 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 961 times:

Ya mama is like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw!!!
Iain


User currently offline747 4-ever From Sweden, joined Feb 2001, 604 posts, RR: 19
Reply 8, posted (12 years 6 months 1 week 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 950 times:

Yo Mama is so fat, so when she lies on the beach, Greenpeace tries to get her back in the water!

/Robert


User currently offlineTwa902fly From United States of America, joined Dec 1999, 3122 posts, RR: 4
Reply 9, posted (12 years 6 months 1 week 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 932 times:

one of my friends came up with this: so its not too good:

When yo mama went skiing in her wedding dress, they thought she was an avalanche.

twa902



life wasn't worth the balance, or the crumpled paper it was written on
User currently offlineBH346 From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 3265 posts, RR: 14
Reply 10, posted (12 years 6 months 1 week 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 932 times:

I know this one's old, but it's pretty much all I know.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she wore high heels, she struck oil!



Northwest Airlines - Some People Just Know How to Fly
User currently offlineKLM672 From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 2433 posts, RR: 3
Reply 11, posted (12 years 6 months 1 week 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 926 times:

Yo Mama is so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

User currently offlineOzarkD9S From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 5010 posts, RR: 21
Reply 12, posted (12 years 6 months 1 week 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 906 times:

Yo Mama like peanut butter, smooth brown and easy to spread.


Next Up: STL-LGA-RIC-ATL-STL
User currently offlineSeb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11533 posts, RR: 15
Reply 13, posted (12 years 6 months 1 week 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 904 times:

Yo mama so fat, when she walks backwards she goes "Beep beep beep beep"


Life in the wall is a drag.
User currently offlineSophiemaltese From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 2064 posts, RR: 3
Reply 14, posted (12 years 6 months 1 week 22 hours ago) and read 886 times:

You all ever heard the song "Yo Mama" by Pharsyde? Too funny...

User currently offlineLowfareair From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (12 years 6 months 1 week 22 hours ago) and read 882 times:

Yo mama like a TV...even a 3 year old can turn her on.

User currently offlineLubcha132 From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 2776 posts, RR: 7
Reply 16, posted (12 years 6 months 1 week 21 hours ago) and read 875 times:

if ugliness was toilet paper, yo mama would be 10-ply

 Big thumbs up


User currently offlineLehpron From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 7028 posts, RR: 21
Reply 17, posted (12 years 6 months 1 week 21 hours ago) and read 865 times:

Yo mama so old, all the born-on-dates on soft drinks were dated BCE.


The meaning of life is curiosity; we were put on this planet to explore opportunities.
User currently offlineCactusA319 From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 2918 posts, RR: 25
Reply 18, posted (12 years 6 months 1 week 20 hours ago) and read 863 times:

Yo mama so old and fat, when God created the Sun to light the Earth, he told her to get her fat ass out the way.

User currently offlineArchie Bunker From United States of America, joined Jul 2000, 401 posts, RR: 0
Reply 19, posted (12 years 6 months 1 week 20 hours ago) and read 860 times:

Yo mama's so slutty, that in sex-ed class in High School she was the homework!

 Sleepy


User currently offlineLehpron From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 7028 posts, RR: 21
Reply 20, posted (12 years 6 months 1 week 20 hours ago) and read 856 times:

Yo mama so stupid she had an agrument with a bowl of Rice Crispies.

(Rice Crispies is an american-made cold cereal that makes a crackling sound when you pour the milk, like they are talking.)



The meaning of life is curiosity; we were put on this planet to explore opportunities.
User currently offlineEric505 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 592 posts, RR: 4
Reply 21, posted (12 years 6 months 1 week 20 hours ago) and read 854 times:

yo mama's so stupid she put Visine on black-eyed peas


Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life
User currently offlineJetService From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 4798 posts, RR: 11
Reply 22, posted (12 years 6 months 1 week 20 hours ago) and read 856 times:

Yo mama so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.


"Shaddap you!"
User currently offlineLehpron From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 7028 posts, RR: 21
Reply 23, posted (12 years 6 months 1 week 20 hours ago) and read 850 times:

Yo mama's house is so small, when she went through the front door, she tripped over the back fence.


The meaning of life is curiosity; we were put on this planet to explore opportunities.
User currently offlineLY772 From Israel, joined Aug 2001, 1340 posts, RR: 2
Reply 24, posted (12 years 6 months 1 week 17 hours ago) and read 839 times:

Yo mama's so hairy, you got rug burned during birth.

25 747buff : Yo mama's so poor, she can't even pay attention!
26 Mas a330 : Yo Mama so fat, when i tried to drive around her, i ran out of gas!
27 Post contains images Leftseat86 : Yo Mama is so fat, she needs a map to find her asshole. Yo mamas so stupid she tried to drown a fish. Yo mamas so stupid she tried to kill a bird by t
28 Braniff place : Murderers dont scare me but yo mama's thighs do.
29 Lehpron : yo mama's so drunk she could be yo daddy
30 EGGD : Yo mama's so fat at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
31 EGGD : One a post, right? Looks like I might be here for a while then :-\ anyway.. Yo mama's so fat she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big
32 EGGD : Yo mama's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
33 EGGD : Yo mama's so old she owes Moses a quarter.
34 EGGD : Alright, last one for my 'session', but don't worry.. I'll be back later. Yo mama's like McDonalds... Billions and Billions served.
35 Hb-iqj : Yo mama is so fat... she gets vacumed to the SAS B767 toilets when flushing
36 KROC : Lyrics for Sophiemaltese Verse One: Booty Brown Ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?) Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy with twenty-two bur
37 C72 : Yo Mama is like a toilet......round, white and smells like sh*t!
38 Post contains images Jaspike : Yo Mama's so fat she has to iron her clothes on the driveway...
39 Post contains images Delta777-XXX : Yo Mama's so fat, she broke her leg and gravy shot out! Hank
40 Apollo13 : yo mama so stupid she put 50 cents in a parking meter and said "hey wheres my gumball?"
41 Blink182 : Yo mama so dumb that she had to climb over a cyclone fence to see what was on the other side.
42 Lehpron : Yo mama so sorry, she embarassed God
43 Yyz717 : Yo Mama is so fat, her blood type is 'ragu'.
44 Yyz717 : Yo mama is so fat, she could have sex with 2 guys at once, and they'd never meet.
45 Redngold : Yo mama so stank she made Secret tell, Speed Stick slow down, and Sure ask a question! bandimal
46 Redngold : Sorry, signed that last one with my other screen name. redngold aka bandimal
47 A330300 : Yo mama's so fat, she's got her own ZIP code.
48 Lehpron : Yo mama so old she farts dust
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