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What Do You Read Or Do, While On The John?  
User currently offlineToadpipe From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (12 years 6 months 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 1486 times:

Everyone does something (besides their business) while doing their business. Question is what do you do? besides the obvious (keep it clean).

lately,
I play Gameboy advance Doom.
or
I read "Jesus Resurrection: fact or figment, a debate between William Lane Craig and Gerd Ludemann"

My Dad watches TV, He has a tv in every bathroom in his house. Is this common?

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User currently offlineLehpron From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 7028 posts, RR: 21
Reply 1, posted (12 years 6 months 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 1454 times:

Personally I find it rather odd to do anything besides one's own personal business, but it is not like you can help it.  Smile My mom talks to herself, plus our bathroom isn't sound proof, so you know Big grin

For me, I make up songs. I'm into Hip hop and Top 40, but becasue I used to be into Hard rock and alternative, it's all I can come up with, I love the low sound of speed bass. As soon as I'm done with my business, I go into my room turn on the recorder and I'd have 1 good one. I always get really good ones (many) when I'm in the shower, however, I forget then by the time I'm out.  Angry

Maybe as a side project to AeroEngr I'll join a band or something, I donno. Out of the total 40 or so tunes I have 8 good ones, I think I need 13 for a CD, right?

It is bad enough I don't know how to play a guitar!  Laugh out loud




The meaning of life is curiosity; we were put on this planet to explore opportunities.
User currently offlineLehpron From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 7028 posts, RR: 21
Reply 2, posted (12 years 6 months 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 1450 times:

lately,
I play Gameboy advance Doom.


What do you do when the, hmm, how shall I say it, "splash-back effect" occurs?



The meaning of life is curiosity; we were put on this planet to explore opportunities.
User currently offlineToadpipe From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (12 years 6 months 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 1448 times:

I scream like a school girl, that's what I do.

User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 47
Reply 4, posted (12 years 6 months 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 1441 times:

Is it just me, or is it really chilling when the package falls out and hits the water, there is a splash of cold water on your cheeks?

That is especially bad when it's in the middle of the night.

Or how about when you feel the package come out, you hear splashdown, but you get up to flush, there is no package anywhere to be seen-you know-the phantom package?


User currently offlineLehpron From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 7028 posts, RR: 21
Reply 5, posted (12 years 6 months 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 1440 times:

Matt D: What about when it gets really long and it wont flush but instead beings to raise the water level? Then you're like, "OH NO! Go back, please, stop go down dammit!"

This especially sucks when you're at someone elses place.



The meaning of life is curiosity; we were put on this planet to explore opportunities.
User currently offlineCapt.Picard From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (12 years 6 months 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 1437 times:

I read my face in the mirror......seriously guys, can you not just relax for the 3 minutes it takes to unload?

Regards


User currently offlineLehpron From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 7028 posts, RR: 21
Reply 7, posted (12 years 6 months 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 1436 times:

can you not just relax for the 3 minutes

Dude, my doodie actually gets an atitude. As soon as I get onto the toilet I suddenly loose it, like it's saying, "I don't wanna come out," Then I squeeze until my face prickles up, give up and wait 5 minutes then do it again. Then it's like, "No not yet", and I'm like, "you better hell come out, the others are waiting, I'm not holding you til tomorrow."

No I don't argue with myself, but you know how it is.



The meaning of life is curiosity; we were put on this planet to explore opportunities.
User currently offlineAirways1 From United Kingdom, joined Jul 1999, 560 posts, RR: 0
Reply 8, posted (12 years 6 months 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 1428 times:

Lephron, sounds like you could do with some prune stew.

airways1


User currently offlineSophiemaltese From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 2064 posts, RR: 3
Reply 9, posted (12 years 6 months 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 1394 times:

I just go and then leave. It's not healthy to spend to much time there. You can get hemmoroids that way.

User currently offlineArchie Bunker From United States of America, joined Jul 2000, 401 posts, RR: 0
Reply 10, posted (12 years 6 months 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 1390 times:

War and Peace

 Sleepy


User currently offlineLehpron From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 7028 posts, RR: 21
Reply 11, posted (12 years 6 months 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 1376 times:

You can get hemmoroids that way.

That doesn't have to do with bleeding, does it?



The meaning of life is curiosity; we were put on this planet to explore opportunities.
User currently offlineSerge From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 1989 posts, RR: 2
Reply 12, posted (12 years 6 months 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 1375 times:

I usually look forward to reading Newsweek on the pot but its usually only for about 30 seconds because I don't anticipate the time it takes for a turd to come out. But most of the time when I want to read some current events I hold it in for another 5 minutes....:o

haha  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

...Serge


User currently offlineMls515 From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 3076 posts, RR: 9
Reply 13, posted (12 years 6 months 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 1360 times:



Well at my bathroom here there isn't anything to read or anything but I usually play with the matches I have and the candle.


User currently offlineRoyalDutch From United States of America, joined Mar 2001, 917 posts, RR: 3
Reply 14, posted (12 years 6 months 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 1353 times:

Mls515...man, I hope you don't have high CH4 emmissions while doing your business...when you light that candle, you could blow yourself through the wall!  Laugh out loud

I personally like to read...generally books or the occasional USA Today.



User currently offlineBraniff place From Australia, joined Sep 2001, 1125 posts, RR: 3
Reply 15, posted (12 years 6 months 5 days 5 hours ago) and read 1348 times:


Toadpipe well im not touching your gameboy, boy.

Really please tell me why you would want to spend anymore time in there than to do your business? Yeah sure  Insane read a book, play video game, have lunch, talk to your penis.. neh, thats nasty!

Iam sure there are more pleaseant places in your homes to do such things instead of spending loads of time in a small room inhaling odours which your body rejected.

For goodness sake a living room or a balcony are a few steps away from the gentleman's room, go do that stuff there!

Cheers All  Big thumbs up
BN


User currently offlineUSAFHummer From United States of America, joined May 2000, 10685 posts, RR: 53
Reply 16, posted (12 years 6 months 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 1328 times:

I grab the nearest bit of reading material and read while Im on the john usually when I am at home...

Greg



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User currently offlineAirlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 23
Reply 17, posted (12 years 6 months 4 days 16 hours ago) and read 1321 times:

Talk on the phone.. Sometimes, I am already on when I have to go, and hit the MUTE button.. LOL!!

Chris



Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
User currently offlineSccutler From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 5490 posts, RR: 28
Reply 18, posted (12 years 6 months 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1300 times:

Honestly, I hadn't planned on contributing to this topic, but I just today got my 802.11b wireless network up and running, and thus, I can now bring my laptop computer into the 'throom, and yes, I could post to Airliners.net whilst pewping!

Technology is such a marvelous thing, it brings tears to my eyes.

Or is that the smell?



...three miles from BRONS, clear for the ILS one five approach...
User currently offlineYyz717 From Canada, joined Sep 2001, 16245 posts, RR: 56
Reply 19, posted (12 years 6 months 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1298 times:

charming Sccutler, real charming.

don't drop the mouse.

 Big grin




Panam, TWA, Ansett, Eastern.......AC next? Might be good for Canada.
User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39699 posts, RR: 75
Reply 20, posted (12 years 6 months 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1296 times:

I hope you all turn on the fan or open a window!


Bring back the Concorde
User currently offlineSophiemaltese From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 2064 posts, RR: 3
Reply 21, posted (12 years 6 months 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1293 times:

Scuttler, my brother got one of those wirless network thingies too...hope he isn't using the puter on the pot...gross.

User currently offlineSccutler From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 5490 posts, RR: 28
Reply 22, posted (12 years 6 months 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 1282 times:

I knew I should have passed up on the opportunity to post in this one. I just knew it.

Oh well.



...three miles from BRONS, clear for the ILS one five approach...
User currently offlineYyz717 From Canada, joined Sep 2001, 16245 posts, RR: 56
Reply 23, posted (12 years 6 months 4 days 11 hours ago) and read 1279 times:

every time you post to a forum Sccutler, we'll think you're on the crapper.




Panam, TWA, Ansett, Eastern.......AC next? Might be good for Canada.
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