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User currently offlineFlyheligirl From United States of America, joined Aug 2007, 352 posts, RR: 8
Posted (7 years 3 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 5165 times:
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Okay, so I have an small addiction to funny t-shirts so....

I would like to start a collection of funny airliners.net tees. Not just a little funny, I'm talking about pure hilarity  crackup .

Please think of some funny ideas for t-shirts and include what you are thinking for animations as well.

Below are a couple funny t-shirt websites that have good ideas...now we just need to think of Airliners.net themes.

snorgtees.com or bustedtees.com


My first example but I must admit that it's not very good is  Wink:

If it don't fly...don't shoot it. (taken from the phrase...if it ain't broke...don't fix it)

Animation could be a guy taking a picture of a plane (plane animated with a smiley face) and then a car to the right (with a depressed look). Punch line in case you didn't get it...car is depressed it can't fly  Wink

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User currently offlineMDorBust From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (7 years 3 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 5157 times:

Well.. Umm.

You're female sooooo..

Pink Shirt, A.net logo. w/ words "endangered species" below it.



---option two---

Pink shirt w/ A.net logo on front and a snow globe inside a red circle and line through it on the back

[Edited 2007-09-08 03:38:11]

User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (7 years 3 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 5132 times:

Quoting MDorBust (Reply 1):
Pink shirt w/ A.net logo on front and a snow globe inside a red circle and line through it on the back

 rotfl  rotfl  rotfl 

. . . . .

I dunno we had a pretty cool shirt at the first Vegas meet - Drunken Debauchery etc . . .


User currently offlineNosedive From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (7 years 3 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 5132 times:

"Airliners.net... redefining the term 'hangar queen' since 1997 and taking it up the APU since 2007!"

User currently offlineDa man From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 887 posts, RR: 12
Reply 4, posted (7 years 3 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 5130 times:

Quoting MDorBust (Reply 1):
Pink shirt w/ A.net logo on front and a snow globe inside a red circle and line through it on the back

 rotfl 
You're going to have to explain that to Monique, she's new and definitely doesn't remember that thread.

[Edited 2007-09-08 04:19:09]


War Eagle!
User currently offlineAllegiantAir From United States of America, joined Sep 2006, 1733 posts, RR: 2
Reply 5, posted (7 years 3 weeks 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 5108 times:

Quoting MDorBust (Reply 1):
Pink Shirt, A.net logo. w/ words "endangered species" below it



Quoting MDorBust (Reply 1):
Pink shirt w/ A.net logo on front and a snow globe inside a red circle and line through it on the back

 rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl 



I personally think you should make one with the famous (or infamous) cargo bay on it. But the question is.... which cargo bay gets on the shirt??? Big grin Big grin  Wink



Live to Fly.
User currently offlineAirframeAS From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 14150 posts, RR: 24
Reply 6, posted (7 years 3 weeks 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 5102 times:

Ooooo the snowglobe thread! One of FLairport's classics!

Now where did I leave that snowglobe.....  rotfl 



A Safe Flight Begins With Quality Maintenance On The Ground.
User currently offlineFuturecaptain From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (7 years 3 weeks 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 5080 times:

Trying to get our ideas for some A.net things to sell for the company??

Here's some slogans

Life, a poor substitute for A.net
I love airplanes with all my body. (including my pee-pee).
The midwest, not so boring as long as you keep flying over it.
I don't have A.D.D. It's just...hey look! an airplane.
Freedom: just cross the hold short and gun the throttle
There are two kinds of aircraft. Fighters and targets.
Mile high club president
Addicted to airplanes
F**k you, I'm a pilot!

That's all I got right now.


User currently offlineZBBYLW From Canada, joined Nov 2006, 1986 posts, RR: 6
Reply 8, posted (7 years 3 weeks 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 5074 times:

Quoting MDorBust (Reply 1):
Pink shirt w/ A.net logo on front and a snow globe inside a red circle and line through it on the back

rotfl rotfl rotfl Defiantly need one with a snow-globe relation to it.



Keep the shinny side up!
User currently offlineWildcatYXU From Canada, joined May 2006, 2623 posts, RR: 5
Reply 9, posted (7 years 3 weeks 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 5070 times:

Oh girl... Somehow I have a feeling that almost every a-nut will try to imagine his shirt design - on you. Preferably wet.  duck 

User currently offlineGQfluffy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (7 years 3 weeks 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 5070 times:

A.net girls have big RR's. Big grin

User currently offlineQueso From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (7 years 3 weeks 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 5064 times:

Quoting Flyheligirl (Thread starter):
If it don't fly...don't shoot it.

So paradoxically, that would mean "If it does fly, shoot it."

Not funny. Not even close to funny.

Edit: Oh, you meant shoot it with a CAMERA! OK, now that's funny.  sarcastic   rotfl 

[Edited 2007-09-08 04:37:10]

User currently offlineAllstarflyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (7 years 3 weeks 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 5030 times:

Quoting Flyheligirl (Thread starter):
Animation could be a guy taking a picture of a plane (plane animated with a smiley face) and then a car to the right (with a depressed look). Punch line in case you didn't get it...car is depressed it can't fly

Funny  rotfl ?  no 


Just kidding - get used to it around here.  biggrin 



It should have a picture on it - maybe the cargo door, but, then, CaptOveur would probably want some fees for it.


My pick (I think I got this from here or the other site a long time ago, so, I think it's cool to post) -
Big version: Width: 400 Height: 303 File size: 36kb
Home of the armchair CEO's

"Home of the Armchair CEO's"  biggrin 


User currently offlineMCOflyer From United States of America, joined Jun 2006, 8677 posts, RR: 16
Reply 13, posted (7 years 3 weeks 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 5017 times:

I only fly when I'm surfing on airliners.net.

This is the Airliners.net cargo bay for those who care.

When I am not flying, I am a arm chair CEO on Airliners.net

Contrary to popular belief, Airliners.net is for everyone.

Airliners.net is my second family my spouse does not know about.

What do airplanes and airlines have in common? Airliners.net

Hunter



Never be afraid to stand up for who you are.
User currently offlineUSAFHummer From United States of America, joined May 2000, 10685 posts, RR: 53
Reply 14, posted (7 years 3 weeks 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 5010 times:

I think some of the slogans that come up on the main a.net page would make for good shirts...

"Airliners.net: Stealth Fighters are for Wimps"
"Airliners.net: We serve both HVN and HEL"



Chief A.net college football stadium self-pic guru
User currently offlineFlyDeltaJets87 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (7 years 3 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 4962 times:

Hmmm:

The Unanswered questions of A.net
"When will Northwest retire those DC-9's?"
"When will Air France wash their planes?"
"757's across the Atlantic?"
"Will UA and CO merge?"
"What about those AA A300s?"
"When will __ launch service to ___?"
"When will __ get PTV's in Y?"
"What is the longest route flown by _____?"


"This is the Cargo Bay of Those Who Care" would be a great t-shirt.

"If it doesn't have wings, it's worthless"


Maybe some A vs B stuff?
"If it ain't Boeing, I'm not going. If it's made in France, why take the chance?"
"Flying an A340 is like driving a Ford Pinto"
"Boeing: The sound a plane makes when it hits the ground"
"What's the difference between a lumberjack and an A320? About 10,000 trees a minute"

Quoting Futurecaptain (Reply 7):
F**k you, I'm a pilot!

Gives me an idea with that one joke:
Front: What do you call a black pilot?
Back: A pilot you racist a$$hole.

Quoting Futurecaptain (Reply 7):
There are two kinds of aircraft. Fighters and targets.

Not necessarily a.net, but:
"The aerospace engineer builds modern, state of the art weapons systems and the means to deliver those weapons. Civil Engineers build the targets."

Quoting GQfluffy (Reply 10):
A.net girls have big RR's.

  

Quoting MDorBust (Reply 1):
Pink shirt w/ A.net logo on front and a snow globe inside a red circle and line through it on the back

  
Reply #1 and it can't be topped.


EDIT: I almost forgot!
with a picture of ANCFlyer's hat
Never question the power of 'The Hat'

Or something to do with ANCFlyer's hat. Hell, it has its own myspace account. Why not a t-shirt?

[Edited 2007-09-08 07:24:02]

User currently offlineDeltaAVL From United States of America, joined Mar 2007, 1893 posts, RR: 6
Reply 16, posted (7 years 3 weeks 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 4955 times:

Quoting Futurecaptain (Reply 7):
Life, a poor substitute for A.net

That would be good...

Quoting Futurecaptain (Reply 7):
The midwest, not so boring as long as you keep flying over it.

Hilarious!

Quoting Futurecaptain (Reply 7):
I don't have A.D.D. It's just...hey look! an airplane.

And an instant classic!!!  Smile

I like Futurecaptain's ideas. A lot. Let's make some of these happen!

We could always go with a Priceless shirt, something like this (just an idea, don't make fun of me!  Smile )

Spending time with the spouse: $10,000 (cost of the wedding)
Buying a new car: $30,000
Wasting countless hours on Airliners.net, getting kicked out of the house, and establishing an online reputation that nobody wants to compete with: Priceless.

Some good ideas in this thread - I would love to see some of these come to life.



"We break, We bend, With hand in hand, When hope is gone, Just hang on." -Guster
User currently offlineIFEMaster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (7 years 3 weeks 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 4949 times:

"Nice Winglets"

"You should see my undercarriage"


User currently offlineFlyDeltaJets87 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (7 years 3 weeks 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 4919 times:

"Airliners.net: We Like 'em Heavy"

"Airlines.net: We don't mind widebodies."


User currently offlineShannoninAMA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (7 years 3 weeks 3 days 7 hours ago) and read 4901 times:

Quoting IFEMaster (Reply 17):
"You should see my undercarriage"



Quoting MDorBust (Reply 1):

Pink shirt w/ A.net logo on front and a snow globe inside a red circle and line through it on the back

 rotfl   rotfl  Both get my vote  bigthumbsup 


User currently offlineMCOflyer From United States of America, joined Jun 2006, 8677 posts, RR: 16
Reply 20, posted (7 years 3 weeks 3 days ago) and read 4826 times:

Quoting MDorBust (Reply 1):

Pink shirt w/ A.net logo on front and a snow globe inside a red circle and line through it on the back

Pretty cool idea.

Hunter



Never be afraid to stand up for who you are.
User currently offlineSrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (7 years 3 weeks 3 days ago) and read 4814 times:

Quoting Futurecaptain (Reply 7):
I don't have A.D.D. It's just...hey look! an airplane.

 thumbsup   thumbsup 


Remember those t-shirts that look like a tuxedo? How about one that looks like a pilot's uniform?

Here's a quick and dirty one I did based on a Star Trek shirt someone on this site has:
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b358/srbmod/planegeek.jpg


User currently offlineCarmenlu15 From Guatemala, joined Dec 2004, 4762 posts, RR: 30
Reply 22, posted (7 years 3 weeks 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 4785 times:

Quoting MDorBust (Reply 1):
Pink Shirt, A.net logo. w/ words "endangered species" below it.

I might consider buying one...  rotfl 

Quoting MDorBust (Reply 1):
Pink shirt w/ A.net logo on front and a snow globe inside a red circle and line through it on the back

 rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  Priceless!

Quoting Futurecaptain (Reply 7):
don't have A.D.D. It's just...hey look! an airplane.

 bigthumbsup 



Don't expect to see me around that much (if at all) -- the contact link should still work, though.
User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (7 years 3 weeks 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 4763 times:

I want one like this.

Big version: Width: 201 Height: 311 File size: 17kb
Official A.net Junior Security Agent ID Card


User currently onlineKPDX From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 2765 posts, RR: 2
Reply 24, posted (7 years 3 weeks 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 4727 times:

Or:

"My RR is better than yours!"  bigthumbsup 



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25 Post contains images LHStarAlliance : naah ... remember 90 % of A.net is gay ! But I´ld love to ! konstantin
26 Mirrodie : I've got a shirt for nycaviation.com On the front, has a photo of a 767 and the words, "Ride a widebody without being teased" I like the witty shirts.
27 Post contains images ShyFlyer : Any FLairport "tribute" shirt should have this graphic on it:
28 Post contains links AeroWesty : I'd pay $25 for Reply #42 from the below thread printed on a t-shirt: The Gambler Also A Cheater? (by HPLASOps Oct 23 2006 in Non Aviation)
29 ReidYYZ : How about: Front: What do you call a Flightdeck with an all female crew? Back: A Flightdeck, you sexist a$$hole. There is a saying that I might have
30 Post contains images Mirrodie : I love it. Save your cash, I'll send it to you for free. Others: "is that a monopod or are ya just happy to the planes?"
31 Post contains images AeroWesty : I want it in pink!
32 Post contains images Duff44 : What about the GAFOM? And of course everyone's favorite.... "Rhaaaaaaaa" Another EXCELLENT idea
33 Hawaiian717 : The problem with a lot of these suggestions is that random people on the street won't get it. Especially ones that are derived from specific events, p
34 Post contains images Mirrodie : You want it in the pink, you got it. Would have been my color of choice as well. Which is exactly why I really liked my friend's "Ride a widebody wit
35 AeroWesty : Excellent! I hope it arrives by the beginning of December. I have someone in mind to send it to as a Christmas gift!
36 AsstChiefMark : How about those words under that "thumbs down" pic of Kroc at a ball game?
37 Post contains images Airwave : I would absolutely buy this shirt! Sounds like something I'd see on the AOPA pages of the Sporty's catalog... What about "charter member"? It does?!
38 Post contains links and images YYZflyer : Here ya go. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...ser.viewprofile&friendid=143585785 I love these ideas. Especially the widebody one.
39 Post contains images HowSwedeitis : Hahaha, Friends and family get pissed when we're in the middle of a conversation, and all of a sudden, my eyes wander upward becuase a pair of contra
40 Post contains links and images Srbmod : I thought you would have wanted yours in bright yellow...... If we're going to put KROC on a shirt, how about this one:
41 Post contains images Airwave : " target=_blank>http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...85785 Thanks! That is just awesome! Y'know, I just showed my aviation non-enthusiast brother so
42 Post contains images DeltaAVL : Let's make these look professional, yet funny. In all seriousness, when could we start getting this one made and sold? I'd be willing to pay up to $2
43 Post contains images FlyDeltaJets87 : Let me fix that one for you: Front: What do you call a Flightdeck with an all female crew? Back: You should probably call a pilot, and then find out
44 PSA53 : Insider joke for a shirt: Airliners.net/bans/record/TedTace Some other thoughts: Airliners.net writers: Where we get are P's and Q's straight. Dotting
45 Post contains images Flyheligirl : Hey Debbie Downer, they are going to look awesome, not crappy. Kidding, valid concern but I promise they'll look good, otherwise it's not worth makin
46 Post contains images Flyheligirl : BTW - glad you didn't really like my idea because I didn't either, just trying to start this thread
47 Da man : Yes, it was, and the thread it refers to is regarded as one of the classic threads to ever come out of the Non-Av Forum. Does anybody have the link t
48 JetBlueGuy2006 : I will take that one!!!!
49 Post contains images Airwave : Along similar lines, how about: "Airliners.net: I'm here for the B & A?" Cos lord knows most members *aren't* here for the T and A. (Not that there's
50 Futurecaptain : Yes it was, but trust us. If you make it, the shirt will sell.
51 Post contains links AllegiantAir : Friend Flying FL FLL-ATL Friday. (by FLAIRPORT Feb 17 2005 in Non Aviation)
52 Post contains images Da man : Thanks, that brought back the memories!
53 Post contains images 777236ER :
54 Post contains links and images Kieron747 : Some A.Net classics. Kieron
55 Post contains images Flyheligirl : Snowglobe...classic. I haven't had such good reading material in awhile. I laughed, cried, felt like I was in HS and laughed again. I have to say Flai
56 Post contains images Flyheligirl : More ideas, your welcome to bash them... Airliners.net...how enthusiasts surf! Always fly First Class...Airliners.net! I need A.net like I need crack!
57 Post contains images 777236ER : A good way of doing market research though.
58 Flyheligirl : Give me a break. It's funny and I'm asking the community what they would want. We won't be selling these shirts to make a massive profit, it's more f
59 DeltaAVL : Oh, don't mind 777236ER. He's a jerk to everyone.
61 Post contains images FighterPilot : That would make an awesome shirt, I'll take two large. Cal
62 ANCFlyer : One day, perhaps you'll get used to 777236ER . . . none of the rest of us have, but perhaps one day . . . .
63 Post contains images 6YJJK : One for the ladies: "I'll go out with you when Northwest replace their DC9s" (I was going to go with "when Air France wash their planes" but you can't
64 EXTspotter : Airliners.net Heathrow, Gatwick, I go both ways. (replace with whatever airports you want, (Haneda, Narita) (Midway, O'hare) yes, I know it was a trav
65 Lowrider : I can't believe no one has mentioned simply using a picture of a plane on a big treadmill. Perhaps the longest running tech discussion ever.
66 DeltaAVL : Remember, this is Airliners.net. I'd say it's for the guys as well. Nobody outside this community would understand, though, which makes it kind of po
67 Post contains images Mirrodie : True. What better shirt to wear to highlight your geekdom
68 Post contains images ShannoninAMA : Well, this graphic sure comes close
69 Post contains images DeltaAVL : You put Airbus before Boeing! That must mean you like Airbus better, when Boeing is clearly the superior manufacturer!
70 Post contains images ShannoninAMA : I started to type a response to that, but then the good ol'e sarcasm generator kicked in
71 Lowrider : Why fight it? Face it, none of us are here are in any danger of being considered an icon of cool. With the possible exceptions of KROC and ANCflyer,
72 Post contains images WILCO737 : What about putting the all famous: CARGO BAY on the shirts? WILCO737 (MD11F)
73 Post contains links DavestanKSAN : Per Mr. MDorBust: http://www.cafepress.com/cp/customiz...spx?clear=true&number=%20169198851 Actually, don't order it, I got the snowglobe image from t
74 LAXspotter : I like that, and all the associated images with self-gloss and repetitive threads, I hope we can really get something out of this, I dont really like
75 CHRISBA777ER : "...signed, 90% of A-net". "You are about this close to a fisting." "Aboulafianite" "I SWEAR I saw a new livery United 757 with winglets..." "Relation
76 Post contains images DL021 : And I have Johans written permission for all the tshirts I did.... plus I registered the non-copyrighted materials on all my tshirts!!!! Wait until y
77 MDorBust : Sign me up for an XL.
78 DL021 : Dude. No sweat, I'm just waiting for re-confirmation that I can keep using the logo for the shirts since Johan gave me the ok I don't want to assume
79 Post contains images PHLBOS : Classic. Should there be a Dr. Phil, "What were you thinkin'? blurb as a movie review comment? I'm surprised that nobody suggested making the assorte
80 Post contains images Carmenlu15 : I want one! Hey, how about this in a T-shirt?
81 BNE : They are all good, something along the lines of one above. "When will Airline X service my lousy airport."
82 777236ER : Yes. Or, it's another cynical attempt to make money through free user-generated content, like your company are doing already here. Some more ideas: "
83 LAXspotter : LOL, any animal or anything with ANFflyer's hat on it, how about a Bassett Hound with ANCflyers hat on it? Can anyone do that on Photoshop?
84 Post contains images FlyDeltaJets87 : Here we go: "If N1120A says so, then it must be true." Also: "Southwest Charge For Two Seats?" My personal vote is for the the Airlines.net logo from
85 Futurecaptain : There are websites which let you create custom t-shirts. I just made one that simply says "I don't have A.D.D. It's just...hey look! An airplane." I t
86 Post contains images ORFflyer : You mean to say a company is in business to make money - what a concept.......
87 Post contains images Flyheligirl : You sure pegged us, we are now trying to make tons of money off of A.net t-shirts. Actually you caught us... we are now moving A.net into the t-shirt
88 Post contains images ORFflyer : For goondess sakes, don't let that word out over in the Site Related threads......
89 Post contains images DeltaAVL : So, when can we expect to be able to order them?
90 Post contains images Flyheligirl : I'm working on it buddy... don't want to commit to anything this second but hoping not too long (within the month I'm hoping).
91 Post contains images DeltaAVL : Wonderful! I can't wait! Thanks for all the work you're putting into this!
92 Post contains images Futurecaptain : Agree on a witty statement or pic first.
93 DeltaAVL : Okay, then I vote for the ADD one. I think the majority of people are with me here.
94 Post contains images Flyheligirl : Okay, here are some mock ups. They are in rough draft form but want to keep the ones you really like and develop those more. Give me your thoughts. Ba
95 Post contains images ShyFlyer : It's better up here Good slogan, the graphic would be better if it had an aircraft in the clouds. Pilots get around Ride a widebody without being teas
96 Post contains images Fumanchewd : Its selling a product to a consumers. If you don't like the product don't buy it. How the hell does that concern someone who doesn't want it? Zipp it
97 LAXspotter : Im guessing these shirts are less dorky/nerdy than the usual Airline T-shirts, how are people recieved in public when wearing airline T-shirts?
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