Flyheligirl From United States of America, joined Aug 2007, 352 posts, RR: 8 Posted (7 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 7 hours ago) and read 5220 times:
Okay, so I have an small addiction to funny t-shirts so....
I would like to start a collection of funny airliners.net tees. Not just a little funny, I'm talking about pure hilarity .
Please think of some funny ideas for t-shirts and include what you are thinking for animations as well.
Below are a couple funny t-shirt websites that have good ideas...now we just need to think of Airliners.net themes.
snorgtees.com or bustedtees.com
My first example but I must admit that it's not very good is :
If it don't fly...don't shoot it. (taken from the phrase...if it ain't broke...don't fix it)
Animation could be a guy taking a picture of a plane (plane animated with a smiley face) and then a car to the right (with a depressed look). Punch line in case you didn't get it...car is depressed it can't fly
Futurecaptain From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (7 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 5135 times:
Trying to get our ideas for some A.net things to sell for the company??
Here's some slogans
Life, a poor substitute for A.net
I love airplanes with all my body. (including my pee-pee).
The midwest, not so boring as long as you keep flying over it.
I don't have A.D.D. It's just...hey look! an airplane.
Freedom: just cross the hold short and gun the throttle
There are two kinds of aircraft. Fighters and targets.
Mile high club president
Addicted to airplanes
F**k you, I'm a pilot!
Allstarflyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (7 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 5085 times:
Quoting Flyheligirl (Thread starter): Animation could be a guy taking a picture of a plane (plane animated with a smiley face) and then a car to the right (with a depressed look). Punch line in case you didn't get it...car is depressed it can't fly
Just kidding - get used to it around here.
It should have a picture on it - maybe the cargo door, but, then, CaptOveur would probably want some fees for it.
My pick (I think I got this from here or the other site a long time ago, so, I think it's cool to post) -
FlyDeltaJets87 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (7 years 2 months 2 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 5017 times:
The Unanswered questions of A.net
"When will Northwest retire those DC-9's?"
"When will Air France wash their planes?"
"757's across the Atlantic?"
"Will UA and CO merge?"
"What about those AA A300s?"
"When will __ launch service to ___?"
"When will __ get PTV's in Y?"
"What is the longest route flown by _____?"
"This is the Cargo Bay of Those Who Care" would be a great t-shirt.
"If it doesn't have wings, it's worthless"
Maybe some A vs B stuff?
"If it ain't Boeing, I'm not going. If it's made in France, why take the chance?"
"Flying an A340 is like driving a Ford Pinto"
"Boeing: The sound a plane makes when it hits the ground"
"What's the difference between a lumberjack and an A320? About 10,000 trees a minute"
I like Futurecaptain's ideas. A lot. Let's make some of these happen!
We could always go with a Priceless shirt, something like this (just an idea, don't make fun of me! )
Spending time with the spouse: $10,000 (cost of the wedding)
Buying a new car: $30,000
Wasting countless hours on Airliners.net, getting kicked out of the house, and establishing an online reputation that nobody wants to compete with: Priceless.
Some good ideas in this thread - I would love to see some of these come to life.
"We break, We bend, With hand in hand, When hope is gone, Just hang on." -Guster