Texan From New Zealand, joined Dec 2003, 4260 posts, RR: 53 Posted (6 years 5 months 3 weeks 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 1838 times:
Arrrrrr, mateys. Laugh or ye'll be walkin' th' plank into Davey Jones' locker.
Q: Did you hear about the latest pirate movie?
A: It was rated Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Q: Whom did the pirate vote for in the Haitian election?
Q: Wait. Why did they let a pirate vote in the Haitian election?
A: Remember, the nation was taking its first halting steps toward democracy, and balloting procedures were rather chaotic. The pirate just slipped in somehow. Arrr.
Q: Of which concept shared by Jungian psychology and Northrop Frye's literary theory are pirates especially fond?
Q: What's a pirate's favorite alliance-creating diplomatic agreement from the Second World War?
A: The TripARRRtite Pact.
Q: Which ancient Greek lyric poet do pirates like the best?
Q: If a pirate were to recite one of the Olympian odes by the aforementioned poet, which one would it be?
A: The XIth Nemean Ode, "To ARRRistagoras, the Prytanis of Tenedos, son of ARRRchesilaus."
Q: If that same pirate were then to recite a 20th-century poem about the nature of poetry, what would it be?
A: "ARRRs Poetica" by ARRRchibald MacLeish.
Q: What if he went on to recite a poem by Sir Walter Scott?
Q: Why does that pirate keep reciting poetry, anyway? Is he some sort of Nancy-boy?
A: Aye, 'tis a Nancy-boy he be. Arrr.
A Texan Pirate
"I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library."