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Happy End To International Talk Like A Pirate Day  
User currently offlineTexan From New Zealand, joined Dec 2003, 4287 posts, RR: 52
Posted (7 years 3 months 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 2028 times:

Arrrrrr, mateys. Laugh or ye'll be walkin' th' plank into Davey Jones' locker.

Q: Did you hear about the latest pirate movie?
A: It was rated Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Q: Whom did the pirate vote for in the Haitian election?
A: ARRRistide.

Q: Wait. Why did they let a pirate vote in the Haitian election?
A: Remember, the nation was taking its first halting steps toward democracy, and balloting procedures were rather chaotic. The pirate just slipped in somehow. Arrr.

Q: Of which concept shared by Jungian psychology and Northrop Frye's literary theory are pirates especially fond?
A: ARRRchetype.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite alliance-creating diplomatic agreement from the Second World War?
A: The TripARRRtite Pact.

Q: Which ancient Greek lyric poet do pirates like the best?
A: PindARRR.

Q: If a pirate were to recite one of the Olympian odes by the aforementioned poet, which one would it be?
A: The XIth Nemean Ode, "To ARRRistagoras, the Prytanis of Tenedos, son of ARRRchesilaus."

Q: If that same pirate were then to recite a 20th-century poem about the nature of poetry, what would it be?
A: "ARRRs Poetica" by ARRRchibald MacLeish.

Q: What if he went on to recite a poem by Sir Walter Scott?
A: "LochinvARRR."

Q: Why does that pirate keep reciting poetry, anyway? Is he some sort of Nancy-boy?
A: Aye, 'tis a Nancy-boy he be. Arrr.

A Texan Pirate


"I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library."
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User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11708 posts, RR: 60
Reply 1, posted (7 years 3 months 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 2025 times:

Y'arrrr, they be a fine set of jokes m'lad, but I'm still gonna have to make you walk the plank  Wink


...love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...
User currently offlineShyFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (7 years 3 months 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 2019 times:

ARRRliners.Net - A Breath of Fresh Sea Water
http://www.planet-familyguy.com/pfg/images/characters/pirate.jpg

[Edited 2007-09-20 04:58:29]

User currently offlineShyFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (7 years 3 months 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 2007 times:

Drivin' me nuts...


 rotfl 


User currently offlineOldman55 From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 1525 posts, RR: 31
Reply 4, posted (7 years 3 months 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 2000 times:

PAAARRKK the cAAAARRRR and Warrrkkk the plarrrrrk; ugh pretty BARRRDDD.........BTW Welcome bARRRRKKK Texan ya'all  Cool


too bad most of us get too soon old and too late smart
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