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Joining The Mile High Club  
User currently offlineZBBYLW From Canada, joined Nov 2006, 1981 posts, RR: 7
Posted (6 years 8 months 3 weeks 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 5107 times:

While taking a look at the picture below, I thought about the MHC. So everyone share your stories. As for me I have nothing for commercial flights, however I have had some luck in singles while at the controls.  Wink

Whats all your stories?


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How sweet would it be to get laid in that suit! My god that would be something else!


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User currently offlineSNCntry32 From United States of America, joined Jan 2007, 1516 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (6 years 8 months 3 weeks 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 5072 times:

Quoting ZBBYLW (Thread starter):
Whats all your stories?

I tried to do it in a lav on a CRJ200.

Didnt work to well.













But seriously, dont try it on the 200.



Long Live Memphis!
User currently offlineMCOflyer From United States of America, joined Jun 2006, 8653 posts, RR: 15
Reply 2, posted (6 years 8 months 3 weeks 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 5063 times:

Quoting SNCntry32 (Reply 1):
Didnt work to well

I bet. For me, I have yet to join the club but would love to do it someday.

Hunter



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User currently offlineKalakaua From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 1516 posts, RR: 5
Reply 3, posted (6 years 8 months 3 weeks 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 5052 times:

Well... Can't say that I have. But be sure to upload those pics and videos on Xtube!  Wow!


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User currently offlineGQfluffy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (6 years 8 months 3 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 5003 times:

Quoting MCOflyer (Reply 2):
I bet. For me, I have yet to join the club but would love to do it someday.

Hell, I'd bet you'd just love to get some, period...


User currently offlineKmh1956 From Bermuda, joined Jun 2005, 3324 posts, RR: 7
Reply 5, posted (6 years 8 months 3 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 4997 times:

The Mile High Club doesn't really appeal to me at all.....I like comfort, thank you.....and airplane lavs don't really do it for me.


'Somebody tell me why I'm on my own if there's a soulmate for everyone' :Natasha Bedingfield
User currently offlineEvan767 From United States of America, joined Aug 2005, 2957 posts, RR: 2
Reply 6, posted (6 years 8 months 3 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 4967 times:

Quoting GQfluffy (Reply 4):
Hell, I'd bet you'd just love to get some, period...

 rotfl 
As is the case with 50 percent of A.netters.



The proper term is "on final" not "on finals" bud...
User currently offlineTsaord From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (6 years 8 months 3 weeks 1 day ago) and read 4961 times:

Why was that the first thing I thought of when I saw SQ's new Frist Suites?? lol.

I would they could cover the windows. MANY people are going to get lucky on Sq's A380's!


User currently offlineKiwiinOz From New Zealand, joined Oct 2005, 2165 posts, RR: 5
Reply 8, posted (6 years 8 months 3 weeks 1 day ago) and read 4952 times:

Quoting Evan767 (Reply 6):
As is the case with 50 percent of A.netters.

That seems a little on the low side.

Got a hand job at my seat once. Does that count for associate membership status?


User currently offlineTSS From United States of America, joined Dec 2006, 3065 posts, RR: 5
Reply 9, posted (6 years 8 months 3 weeks 1 day ago) and read 4929 times:

I'm convinced the Mile High Club consists of only four types of people:
Contortionists
Midgets
Multiple Amputees
Flat-out Liars.

There is just barely room in a 757, 737, or MD-80 lav for me by myself, and there is no extra room for someone else in there too.



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User currently offlineZKSUJ From New Zealand, joined May 2004, 7082 posts, RR: 12
Reply 10, posted (6 years 8 months 3 weeks 1 day ago) and read 4923 times:

Quoting Evan767 (Reply 6):
As is the case with 50 percent of A.netters.

50%, is that all....  Wink


User currently offlineLOT767-300ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (6 years 8 months 3 weeks 22 hours ago) and read 4874 times:

I screwed in the back left lav on HB-JMA LX A343 ORD-ZRH, March 2004 with my ex-gf. Thats about it.

User currently offlineAerorobNZ From Rwanda, joined Feb 2001, 7120 posts, RR: 13
Reply 12, posted (6 years 8 months 3 weeks 21 hours ago) and read 4867 times:

Quoting KiwiinOz (Reply 8):
Got a hand job at my seat once. Does that count for associate membership status?

That's Silver status, Blow job is Gold, and a decent shag Platinum/Gold Elite.

In my experience you really need to know the configuration of the aircraft, when the crew downtime is for the flight etc, which is why most mile highs are airline staff.


User currently offlineEWRCabincrew From United States of America, joined May 2006, 5523 posts, RR: 56
Reply 13, posted (6 years 8 months 3 weeks 21 hours ago) and read 4856 times:

Quoting TSS (Reply 9):
I'm convinced the Mile High Club consists of only four types of people:

You forgot those who like to have sex in grem-ridden, dirty areas where other people have left their bodily functions and remnants thereof and where people generally do not clean up after themselves.

Now add sweat and more bodily secretions...petri dish bonanza.



You can't cure stupid
User currently offlineZBBYLW From Canada, joined Nov 2006, 1981 posts, RR: 7
Reply 14, posted (6 years 8 months 3 weeks 19 hours ago) and read 4809 times:

Quoting AerorobNZ (Reply 12):
That's Silver status, Blow job is Gold, and a decent shag Platinum/Gold Elite.

And I guess Bronze would be entering in the "solo" division  Wink.



Keep the shinny side up!
User currently offlinePilotpip From United States of America, joined Sep 2003, 3143 posts, RR: 11
Reply 15, posted (6 years 8 months 3 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 4776 times:

On a leg to PIT last week I got a call from the F/A, she couldn't stop laughing. "A couple just went into the lav". She called back about 10 minutes later to tell us they just came out. I asked what they looked like and she gave the description of "The only young couple on board". There were only about 10 people on board which made this one easy.

We land, get to the gate, and I open the door after the parking break is set. As everybody gets off the plane I watch. They were sitting in the back and exited after everybody. As they approach the door I see them and start a slow clap. Flight attendant looks at them and says, "it's a little cramped back there, was it good?" The captain is laughing his butt off. The girl (fairly attractive, nice rack) gets pissed and runs up the jetway, the guy is embarassed as can be and just stands there in silence before chasing her up the jetway. Man it was funny.  Smile



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User currently offlineSTLGph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 9266 posts, RR: 25
Reply 16, posted (6 years 8 months 3 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 4762 times:

Quoting EWRCabincrew (Reply 13):
You forgot those who like to have sex in grem-ridden, dirty areas where other people have left their bodily functions and remnants thereof and where people generally do not clean up after themselves.

Now add sweat and more bodily secretions...petri dish bonanza.

i mean really ... how's that *not* any different than a hotel room?



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User currently offlineAerorobNZ From Rwanda, joined Feb 2001, 7120 posts, RR: 13
Reply 17, posted (6 years 8 months 3 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 4732 times:

Quoting ZBBYLW (Reply 14):
And I guess Bronze would be entering in the "solo" division

and Ironically, just like the real Bronze Frequent Flyers they'd be wankers.... Wink


User currently offlineFXramper From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 7172 posts, RR: 86
Reply 18, posted (6 years 8 months 3 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 4731 times:
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It's too late, and I shouldn't be posting this...

I was studying abroad in England and my girlfriend was studying aboard in Italy. We both had connections at ORD to LHR and joined the mile-high-club on AA #66. The cabin was mostly asleep when she convinced me to follow her to the lavatory. I don't recommend this experience to anyone; Ray Fiennes included.

End of story.


User currently offlineEWRCabincrew From United States of America, joined May 2006, 5523 posts, RR: 56
Reply 19, posted (6 years 8 months 3 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 4688 times:

Quoting STLGph (Reply 16):
i mean really ... how's that *not* any different than a hotel room?

Difference? Room size, comfort and a hotel is generally cleaner. That and the water on the floor, well it was water. Recycled can still count.  Wink



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User currently offlineWILCO737 From Greenland, joined Jun 2004, 8967 posts, RR: 76
Reply 20, posted (6 years 8 months 3 weeks 14 hours ago) and read 4687 times:
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User currently offlineKmh1956 From Bermuda, joined Jun 2005, 3324 posts, RR: 7
Reply 21, posted (6 years 8 months 3 weeks 13 hours ago) and read 4678 times:

Quoting Tsaord (Reply 7):
I would they could cover the windows.

At 37+thousand feet....why would you need the windows covered?



'Somebody tell me why I'm on my own if there's a soulmate for everyone' :Natasha Bedingfield
User currently offlineMax999 From United States of America, joined Dec 2005, 1018 posts, RR: 0
Reply 22, posted (6 years 8 months 3 weeks 10 hours ago) and read 4606 times:

Quoting Kmh1956 (Reply 5):
The Mile High Club doesn't really appeal to me at all.....I like comfort, thank you.....and airplane lavs don't really do it for me.



Quoting TSS (Reply 9):

There is just barely room in a 757, 737, or MD-80 lav for me by myself, and there is no extra room for someone else in there too.

Never joined the club, but I'm sure space does make a huge difference. But have you been in the disabled bathrooms on some of the new widebody jets? Those bathrooms are HUGE! You could have an orgy in there.



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User currently offlineBristolFlyer From United Kingdom, joined May 2004, 2288 posts, RR: 0
Reply 23, posted (6 years 8 months 3 weeks 10 hours ago) and read 4591 times:

Quoting EWRCabincrew (Reply 13):
You forgot those who like to have sex in grem-ridden, dirty areas where other people have left their bodily functions and remnants thereof and where people generally do not clean up after themselves.

Now add sweat and more bodily secretions...petri dish bonanza.

How is having sex in the bathroom any more 'health threatening' than using it for it's proper purpose?

Based upon your username I'm thinking you're trying to discourage people from doing it for other reasons!



Fortune favours the brave
User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (6 years 8 months 3 weeks 10 hours ago) and read 4585 times:

Quoting LOT767-300ER (Reply 11):
I screwed in the back left lav on HB-JMA

Eueuww - I've been on that aircraft - fortunately in Biz class so I never had to use that loo. Now I know which one to avoid  Smile


25 VC10BOAC : He's talking about the interior windows through which people on the aircraft can see into the suite.
26 Post contains images JCKastrup :
27 Post contains images B747forever : That was exactly what I was thinking too, isnt it great.
28 MCOflyer : Good story. Any crew members have more stories to share. When I get drop some more weight, I will do it on wide body domestic flight or a red eye. Hu
29 MaverickM11 : Drinking airline coffee most of the time makes me gag a little, nevermind getting nude in the bano. I think sex in most of the lavs I've seen would r
30 ANother : You forgot people who have been to Colorado.
31 Evan767 : With who?
32 MaverickM11 : Ha...I guess I am a member after all, and it didn't require any antibiotics
33 MCOflyer : With my future g/f. Hunter
34 LOT767-300ER : Right, I was in business too....except that it was less conspicous to go to the back lavs.
35 Post contains images Metroliner : Wow, the ratio of remembered detail here... fascinating. Reveals a lot about your personality, really, as a typical a-nutter... I mean, practically a
36 JGPH1A : Does she know yet ? Have you sent her the traditional snowglobe ?
37 N710PS : I thought of the same thing the second I saw the suites on SQ and the 380. Seriously though. I was sitting next to someone on the employee shuttle bus
38 Post contains images ZBBYLW : HAHA wow thanks for that, that made my day!
39 MCOflyer : How tall was this guy and his g/f? If she was small (i'm talking 4'9-5'2) they could have succeeded in such actions. I would like to know the roomies
40 SiouxATC : Why can we ever get a T.R on here with this included? I can see it now. PHX-SFO-LHR on UA, Joining the Mile High Club (with pics) I wonder how many ti
41 MCOflyer : So can I. It would be one helluva a story. Hunter
42 Maverick623 : You know, the sad thing is, I don't think most of the people here cared about the woman, just the plane!
43 MCOflyer : I beg to differ as 9 times out of 10 it is people who are in a relationship, not just a hook up. Hunter
44 Post contains images LASOctoberB6 : Good God... Now why did I think that you people would never do the Nasty on a plane? I never thought the Mile High Club was so populated and frequentl
45 MCOflyer : Same goes for me when I find a women brave enough to do this colorful event. I will not attempt in a CRJ but rather a Airbus for spaciousness of the
46 N710PS : I doubt it very highly. Trust me, the Dash 8 lav is really really really small. I have problems standing alone in there. There is no chance in hell.
47 Post contains images EWRCabincrew : Never said it was 'health threatening'. Your words, not mine. I just said, it was a dirty, germ ridden area (based on what I have seen). If that is w
48 LAXspotter : so can anyone describe the fetish with joining the mile high club?
49 Post contains images FlashFlyGuy : I call BS on that one too...having had the same problem as you, but on a SAAB 340, where I had to contort myself into the toilet and was lucky not to
50 Metroliner : Well, it's sex, confined spaces, the fear of getting caught and bragging rights on a.net all in one.
51 Flipdewaf : My gf really wants to join but i am slightly concerned because she isnt the quietest, anyone know the a/c with the best sound proofing? manged to do i
52 MCOflyer : No and Yes. Fred, try to get a 777 or take a daytime domestic flight in excess of two hours. You could also have a pilot take you up and do it in a p
53 Post contains images Kunoichi : I wonder which group you belong to...
54 ANother : You forgot people who have been to Colorado!
55 JGPH1A : I've been to Colorado ! Woohoo, I'm in ! Do I get a certificate ?
56 Cumulus : Lose some weight then!!!
57 AeroWesty : It'd be interesting to compare the number of people who have or want to join the Mile High Club, versus the people who thought that nearly the same ve
58 STLGph : you know ... it doesnt even have to the bathroom. not too many people like sitting in the back of an M80. but those poor young naive junior flight at
59 JGPH1A : It was the soliciting that was tacky (although the location was somewhat vulgar as well). If anyone proposed hanging around aircraft toilets proposit
60 Post contains images RobertNL070 : What a pity then that there is barely enough room for one in any aircraft toilet you might occupy
61 JGPH1A : Nonsense ! It's just that us young and beautiful and thin and gorgeous persons are not obliged to bonk in aircraft toilets - we have whole private je
62 Post contains images AeroWesty : It didn't take long to find these gems from the first Craig thread: "Those crazy bathroom sex loving queens screwing it up for the rest of the gay fo
63 Post contains images JGPH1A : I would hope that an airplane bathroom, at least a well-cared for one, is not quite such a den of viral iniquity as the left-rear stall of the mens f
64 Post contains images AeroWesty : Horrors, who are you leaving the driving to these days?
65 JGPH1A : Well if you don't want people to find out, you shouldn't take out a Yellow Pages ad. Tacky, tacky, tacky !
66 Post contains images AeroWesty : You shouldn't be carrying around business cards you find on bathroom floors!
67 JGPH1A : It's called keeping an eye on the competition - at least they WISH they were competition !
68 Post contains images Toast : To all you guys fantasizing about joining the Mile High Club but who are too disgusted by airplane lavs (like me) or too chicken to do it in the cabin
69 JGPH1A : How is that a challenge ? They even give you a bed, for crying out loud. 0/10 for imagination - you fail !
70 MCOflyer : I think a charter bus would be a better substitute. Those bathrooms can be nice compared to a jet. Hunter
71 Post contains images Toast : No they don't, not to piss-poor students who can't afford it. The challenge? Well, the doors don't lock, so theoretically anyone can enter at any tim
72 AeroWesty : I thought I'd read that you'd already scoured the docks of Marseille?!?
73 JGPH1A : Scurrilous and libellous allegations spread by my detractors (Cornish, Banco and that vile troglodyte Kirk) that I dismiss with scorn ! I recently tr
74 AeroWesty : ... once the ceiling was removed ...
75 Post contains images JGPH1A : That's it, you're of my Christmas list now - no priceless Fabergé stocking-stuffer for you this year !
76 Post contains images Kunoichi : They also smell much, much worse than lavatories on aircraft. I doubt any girl with half a brain would want to do that... Out of respect for the cabi
77 AeroWesty : You stuff your stockings now as well?!? I wouldn't trust anyone you had to issue credit to for sex. Cash only! Signed, JGPH1A
78 Post contains links and images Toast : Then they must have huge f*ing trains in Egypt. Or maybe you lost some weight since the last time I saw you boarding a plane:
79 Post contains images JGPH1A : You amuse me, mere mortal - not even the loathsome Kirk ever dared to offend me so much ! I am almost tempted to forgive your blasphemy. But no, I fe
80 Post contains links and images Toast : Immediately, sir! I'll be waiting in your basement:
81 JGPH1A : That's Westy's basement - mine was decorated by Anoushka Hempel in an early Regency neo-classical them. Lovely pediments !
82 AeroWesty : Tsk, tsk, that's at 552 Northwest Sixth Avenue. And you call yourself well-traveled!
83 JGPH1A : Moi ? Visit Portland, the Slough of North America ? One chortles at the very notion...
84 AeroWesty : We're not slough, we're just a bit rusty from all the rainfall!
85 LOT767-300ER : Use the search button for old photo threads, and you shall find more than 2 words.
86 Kmh1956 : Not unless you actually got some while you were in Denver....just being in the state doesn't qualify you....
87 MCOflyer : I think every married couple in DEN qualifies for this and the same goes for all a-netters who have had intercourse there as well. Hunter
88 Post contains images LAXspotter : thats not the only place in the World that is mile-high you know. There are places outside of the US of A.
89 LASOctoberB6 : I don't get it, what does DEN have to do with the Mile High Club? As I stated earlier, I am quite the naive one..
90 AeroWesty : Denver is the "Mile High City" due to its elevation being exactly 5,280 feet.
91 TSS : Neither. I am not now nor do I have any desire to become a member of the Mile High Club. Just so I can boink in a public lavatory on an aircraft? Not
92 Post contains images FlashFlyGuy : Too right....travelled on a bus once (and that was once too much!), honestly I'd rather piss my pants than use a bus toilet. As a matter of fact I to
93 Post contains links Viaggiare : Exactly. I once rushed this former girlfriend of mine inside an abandoned, roofless tourist building near Irazú Volcano's main crater, at just over
94 Post contains images DABZF : Might be too much details... but D-ABVH Feb 02 on route JFK-FRA... business class lavatory (the left one) Luckily we were (are) both very small Face o
95 Post contains images Kunoichi : My brother and I travelled from Copenhagen to Norway on a bus. That's 7 hours - we were sitting near the front, and we could still smell the toilets.
96 Post contains images ShannoninAMA : Im guessing for a.net males its something like this "Oh my god, look at her curves, such a sexy shape, so beautiful....oh, and theres a girl here too
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