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Best Place To Get It On With A Blow-up Doll?

DSMflyer From United States of America, joined Jan 2006, 401 posts, RR: 0
Posted (5 years 7 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 2019 times:

Public bathroom, of course.

http://www.gazetteonline.com/apps/pb...=/20071025/NEWS/71025009/1001/NEWS

Quote:
A Cedar Rapids man was arrested Wednesday afternoon after police said he was found in a compromising position with an inflatable doll in a public restroom.
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According to the criminal complaint, the man had his pants down “lying next to an anatomically correct inflatable doll.”

Kinky.

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STLGph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 8979 posts, RR: 27
Reply 1, posted (5 years 7 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1996 times:

of course it doesn't mention if the doll is a man or a woman.

Eternal darkness we all should dread. It's hard to party when you're dead.

Dtwclipper From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (5 years 7 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1983 times:

Quoting DSMflyer (Thread starter):
A Cedar Rapids man was arrested Wednesday afternoon

Another republican? stirthepot

AeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 18871 posts, RR: 64
Reply 3, posted (5 years 7 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1974 times:

Quoting DSMflyer (Thread starter):
Cedar Rapids

Obviously, I've neglected the fly-over states for far too long.

International Homo of Mystery

JGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (5 years 7 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1974 times:

Quoting Dtwclipper (Reply 2):
Another republican?

I don't think inflatable dolls are allowed to register, but if they were, you can bet they'd vote Republican.

Trekster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (5 years 7 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1958 times:

Why do the US have a tendency to print the guys address??

Just wondering as people can now go laugh at him etc

Jamesbuk From United Kingdom, joined May 2005, 3968 posts, RR: 5
Reply 6, posted (5 years 7 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1932 times:

Quoting Trekster (Reply 5):
Why do the US have a tendency to print the guys address??

Maybe so other people with that name don't have their families thinking hes been getting it on with blow up dolls in restrooms?

Just a thought Wink

rgds --James--

You cant have your cake and eat it... What the hells the point in having it then!!!

ANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (5 years 7 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1932 times:

Hey, I better send a note to my daughter!

I can almost see this guy's need for a blow up doll . . . it's Cedar Rapids! If all you had to pick from was the local pig farmer's daughter - that outweighs probably most of the livestock - then a blowup doll seems the proper choice!

Quoting Trekster (Reply 5):
Why do the US have a tendency to print the guys address??

Personally, I prefer to know where the weirdos are living. This clown lives at 8th Ave SW in CID. I know the general location. Fortunately, far enough from my daughter's place I'm convinced he's not a threat.

Quoting STLGph (Reply 1):
of course it doesn't mention if the doll is a man or a woman.

Only Gavin would think of this. silly

Stlgph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 8979 posts, RR: 27
Reply 8, posted (5 years 7 months 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 1915 times:

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 7):

perhaps you know of a few good Cedar Rapids hotels where this type of activity is much more ... enjoyable?

Eternal darkness we all should dread. It's hard to party when you're dead.

PlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11138 posts, RR: 63
Reply 9, posted (5 years 7 months 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 1911 times:

Quoting Trekster (Reply 5):
Why do the US have a tendency to print the guys address??

Just wondering as people can now go laugh at him etc

You may have answered your own question Wink

Seriously though, what a nutjob - in PUBLIC...!

JGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (5 years 7 months 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 1889 times:

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 9):
Seriously though, what a nutjob - in PUBLIC...!

Whereas as your own relationship with "Dolores" is so much more, ahem, discreet ? Smile

PlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11138 posts, RR: 63
Reply 11, posted (5 years 7 months 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 1869 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 10):
Whereas as your own relationship with "Dolores" is so much more, ahem, discreet ?

Oh jeez, I left myself open to that one didn't I Embarrassment

I am in no need of any such dolls, my beauty goes before me to delight those honoured with my presence. Doll - who do you think I am... MYT332? Wow!

JGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (5 years 7 months 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 1869 times:

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 11):
my beauty goes before me to delight those honoured with my presence.

To clear a wide, empty path, more like.

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 11):
Doll - who do you think I am... MYT332?

Alex prefers Action Man to Dolores.

PlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11138 posts, RR: 63
Reply 13, posted (5 years 7 months 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 1860 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 12):
To clear a wide, empty path, more like.

Pah, just because I'm getting bigger in the trouser department

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 12):
Alex prefers Action Man to Dolores.

My my, 'Action Man'... so that's what you like him to call you! Wink

Trekster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (5 years 7 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1836 times:

hmmmmmmmmm

Thats all i shall say on the subject Dan and JGP

TupolevTu154 From UK - England, joined Aug 2004, 2119 posts, RR: 31
Reply 15, posted (5 years 7 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1827 times:

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 13):
I'm getting bigger in the trouser department

Something tells me you should lay off the fast food then Wink

Tom

Atheists - Winning since 33 A.D.

JGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (5 years 7 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1818 times:

Quoting Trekster (Reply 14):
Dan and JGP

Don't link my name to his - I have a reputation to maintain !

Trekster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (5 years 7 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1814 times:

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 13):
Pah, just because I'm getting bigger in the trouser department

Not from what i hear Wink

PlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11138 posts, RR: 63
Reply 18, posted (5 years 7 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1807 times:

Quoting Trekster (Reply 14):
mmmmmmmmm

Thats all i shall say on the subject Dan and JGP

Terrible man Wink

Quoting TupolevTu154 (Reply 15):
Something tells me you should lay off the fast food then

But, it just tastes so nice!

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 16):

Don't link my name to his - I have a reputation to maintain !

Yes, he's not used to being spoken about with such elevated company Wink

Quoting Trekster (Reply 17):
Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 13):
Pah, just because I'm getting bigger in the trouser department

Not from what i hear

Sources, sources - who hath broken the vow of silence! grumpy

Trekster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (5 years 7 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1803 times:

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 18):
Sources, sources - who hath broken the vow of silence! grumpy

I shall not give out the name of the, "thing" that told me Wink

PlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11138 posts, RR: 63
Reply 20, posted (5 years 7 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1799 times:

Quoting Trekster (Reply 19):
I shall not give out the name of the, "thing" that told me

Argh, the vile side affects of too much alcohol on one's ability to select attractive members of the opposite species is so very annoying

Trekster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (5 years 7 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1799 times:

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 20):
Argh, the vile side affects of too much alcohol on one's ability to select attractive members of the opposite species is so very annoying

I WAS ONLY JOKING

You actually did it lol

Guys, he admitted it Smile

PlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11138 posts, RR: 63
Reply 22, posted (5 years 7 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1792 times:

Quoting Trekster (Reply 21):
I WAS ONLY JOKING

You actually did it lol

Guys, he admitted it

Admit what, I deny everything!

Tom12 From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2005, 1078 posts, RR: 14
Reply 23, posted (5 years 7 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1769 times:

Any Boston Legal fans will know that it is in the closet with a blow up doll of your boss!

Thom

"Per noctem volamus" - Royal Air Force Bomber Squadron IX

AustinAirport From United States of America, joined Feb 2007, 643 posts, RR: 1
Reply 24, posted (5 years 7 months 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 1730 times:

Quoting Dtwclipper (Reply 2):
Another republican?

WHAMMY!!!!! Big grin

Whoever said you can do anything you set your mind to has obviously never tried to slam a revolving door!!!

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