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Best Place To Get It On With A Blow-up Doll?  
User currently offlineDSMflyer From United States of America, joined Jan 2006, 402 posts, RR: 0
Posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 2887 times:

Public bathroom, of course.

http://www.gazetteonline.com/apps/pb...=/20071025/NEWS/71025009/1001/NEWS

Quote:
A Cedar Rapids man was arrested Wednesday afternoon after police said he was found in a compromising position with an inflatable doll in a public restroom.
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According to the criminal complaint, the man had his pants down “lying next to an anatomically correct inflatable doll.”


Kinky.

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User currently offlineSTLGph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 9363 posts, RR: 26
Reply 1, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 2864 times:

of course it doesn't mention if the doll is a man or a woman.


if assumptions could fly, airliners.net would be the world's busiest airport
User currently offlineDtwclipper From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 2851 times:

Quoting DSMflyer (Thread starter):
A Cedar Rapids man was arrested Wednesday afternoon

Another republican?  stirthepot   stirthepot 


User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20632 posts, RR: 62
Reply 3, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 2842 times:

Quoting DSMflyer (Thread starter):
Cedar Rapids

Obviously, I've neglected the fly-over states for far too long.



International Homo of Mystery
User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 2842 times:

Quoting Dtwclipper (Reply 2):
Another republican?

I don't think inflatable dolls are allowed to register, but if they were, you can bet they'd vote Republican.


User currently offlineTrekster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 2826 times:

Why do the US have a tendency to print the guys address??

Just wondering as people can now go laugh at him etc


User currently offlineJamesbuk From United Kingdom, joined May 2005, 3968 posts, RR: 4
Reply 6, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 2800 times:

Quoting Trekster (Reply 5):
Why do the US have a tendency to print the guys address??

Maybe so other people with that name don't have their families thinking hes been getting it on with blow up dolls in restrooms?

Just a thought  Wink

rgds --James--



You cant have your cake and eat it... What the hells the point in having it then!!!
User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 2800 times:

Hey, I better send a note to my daughter!

I can almost see this guy's need for a blow up doll . . . it's Cedar Rapids! If all you had to pick from was the local pig farmer's daughter - that outweighs probably most of the livestock - then a blowup doll seems the proper choice!

Quoting Trekster (Reply 5):
Why do the US have a tendency to print the guys address??

Personally, I prefer to know where the weirdos are living. This clown lives at 8th Ave SW in CID. I know the general location. Fortunately, far enough from my daughter's place I'm convinced he's not a threat.

Quoting STLGph (Reply 1):
of course it doesn't mention if the doll is a man or a woman.

Only Gavin would think of this.  silly 


User currently offlineStlgph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 9363 posts, RR: 26
Reply 8, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 2783 times:

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 7):

perhaps you know of a few good Cedar Rapids hotels where this type of activity is much more ... enjoyable?



if assumptions could fly, airliners.net would be the world's busiest airport
User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11655 posts, RR: 60
Reply 9, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 2779 times:

Quoting Trekster (Reply 5):
Why do the US have a tendency to print the guys address??

Just wondering as people can now go laugh at him etc

You may have answered your own question  Wink


Seriously though, what a nutjob - in PUBLIC...!



...love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...
User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 2757 times:

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 9):
Seriously though, what a nutjob - in PUBLIC...!

Whereas as your own relationship with "Dolores" is so much more, ahem, discreet ?  Smile


User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11655 posts, RR: 60
Reply 11, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 2737 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 10):
Whereas as your own relationship with "Dolores" is so much more, ahem, discreet ?

Oh jeez, I left myself open to that one didn't I  Embarrassment

I am in no need of any such dolls, my beauty goes before me to delight those honoured with my presence. Doll - who do you think I am... MYT332?  Wow!  Wink



...love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...
User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 2737 times:

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 11):
my beauty goes before me to delight those honoured with my presence.

To clear a wide, empty path, more like.

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 11):
Doll - who do you think I am... MYT332?

Alex prefers Action Man to Dolores.


User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11655 posts, RR: 60
Reply 13, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 2728 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 12):
To clear a wide, empty path, more like.

Pah, just because I'm getting bigger in the trouser department

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 12):
Alex prefers Action Man to Dolores.

My my, 'Action Man'... so that's what you like him to call you!  Wink



...love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...
User currently offlineTrekster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 2704 times:

hmmmmmmmmm

Thats all i shall say on the subject Dan and JGP


User currently offlineTupolevTu154 From Germany, joined Aug 2004, 2184 posts, RR: 27
Reply 15, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 2695 times:

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 13):
I'm getting bigger in the trouser department

Something tells me you should lay off the fast food then  Wink

Tom Big grin



Atheists - Winning since 33 A.D.
User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 2686 times:

Quoting Trekster (Reply 14):
Dan and JGP

Don't link my name to his - I have a reputation to maintain !


User currently offlineTrekster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 2682 times:

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 13):
Pah, just because I'm getting bigger in the trouser department

Not from what i hear Wink


User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11655 posts, RR: 60
Reply 18, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 2675 times:

Quoting Trekster (Reply 14):
mmmmmmmmm

Thats all i shall say on the subject Dan and JGP

Terrible man  Wink  duck 

Quoting TupolevTu154 (Reply 15):
Something tells me you should lay off the fast food then

But, it just tastes so nice!

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 16):

Don't link my name to his - I have a reputation to maintain !

Yes, he's not used to being spoken about with such elevated company  Wink

Quoting Trekster (Reply 17):
Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 13):
Pah, just because I'm getting bigger in the trouser department

Not from what i hear

Sources, sources - who hath broken the vow of silence!  grumpy 



...love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...
User currently offlineTrekster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 2671 times:

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 18):
Sources, sources - who hath broken the vow of silence! grumpy

I shall not give out the name of the, "thing" that told me  Wink


User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11655 posts, RR: 60
Reply 20, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 2667 times:

Quoting Trekster (Reply 19):
I shall not give out the name of the, "thing" that told me

Argh, the vile side affects of too much alcohol on one's ability to select attractive members of the opposite species is so very annoying



...love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...
User currently offlineTrekster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 2667 times:

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 20):
Argh, the vile side affects of too much alcohol on one's ability to select attractive members of the opposite species is so very annoying

I WAS ONLY JOKING

You actually did it lol

Guys, he admitted it  Smile


User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11655 posts, RR: 60
Reply 22, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 2660 times:

Quoting Trekster (Reply 21):
I WAS ONLY JOKING

You actually did it lol

Guys, he admitted it

Admit what, I deny everything!



...love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...
User currently offlineTom12 From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2005, 1078 posts, RR: 13
Reply 23, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 2637 times:

Any Boston Legal fans will know that it is in the closet with a blow up doll of your boss!



Thom



"Per noctem volamus" - Royal Air Force Bomber Squadron IX
User currently offlineAustinAirport From United States of America, joined Feb 2007, 643 posts, RR: 1
Reply 24, posted (6 years 10 months 3 weeks 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 2598 times:

Quoting Dtwclipper (Reply 2):
Another republican?

WHAMMY!!!!! Big grin



Whoever said you can do anything you set your mind to has obviously never tried to slam a revolving door!!!
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