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Mom Sends Stripper To Schoolboy's Classroom  
User currently offlineSkyGourmet From Germany, joined Jun 2006, 121 posts, RR: 0
Posted (6 years 5 months 1 week 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 2337 times:

Quoting Daily Mail:
Most parents like to pull out all the stops to make a child's 16th birthday as memorable as possible.
But having a female stripper surprise your son in front of his teacher in class would not feature on many wish-lists. Yet that's what happened when one woman booked a special performer for her son's big day.
But - thanks to what has been put down as a booking error - a female stripper turned up in place of the gorilla-suited man the unnamed mother had apparently asked for. The stripper, who arrived on cue halfway through the lesson, first walked the birthday boy around the classroom on all fours. Then, gyrating to the sounds of Britney Spears, she spanked him before stripping down to her bra and knickers and insisting the "naughty" schoolboy rub cream all over her body.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv..._article_id=492329&in_page_id=1770

 rotfl  That will certainly be more memorable than the mother had expected it to be.


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User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11572 posts, RR: 61
Reply 1, posted (6 years 5 months 1 week 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 2324 times:

If that was me, I would have died of embarrassment!  rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 


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User currently offlineKmh1956 From Bermuda, joined Jun 2005, 3324 posts, RR: 7
Reply 2, posted (6 years 5 months 1 week 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 2293 times:

I certainly question the mother's fitness as a parent....


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User currently offlineScbriml From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2003, 12041 posts, RR: 47
Reply 3, posted (6 years 5 months 1 week 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 2289 times:
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At that point, the teacher - who had not been told what the surprise would entail - called an immediate end to the show.

So, let me see if I've got this right.

The teacher is filming the class, when a stripper, dressed as a policewoman, turns up.

She
1 - Makes the boy walk round on all fours
2 - "Gyrates", then spanks him
3 - Strips to her underwear
4 - "Makes" the boy rub cream over her body

Then he stops it! scratchchin 

Well, I seriously hope for the teacher's sake that the film goes missing. Even without the film, that's probably one teaching career finished.



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User currently offlineLTBEWR From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 12881 posts, RR: 12
Reply 4, posted (6 years 5 months 1 week 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 2278 times:

Why didn't the stripper realize that there was a mistake? Come on, you should know better not to do such an 'act' in a school full of minors. Sounds like she was a dumb as a fence post.
You should also have strict rules as to visitors in or on the property of most schools, as we do in the USA, to keep out perverts and non-custodial parents.
And yes, the teacher, along with some administrator should get booted too for allowing this trespass of the school property by a stranger and the behavior of the 'entertainer'. Now did the guy in the gorilla suit go to someplace expecting a stripper?


User currently onlineMD11Engineer From Germany, joined Oct 2003, 13804 posts, RR: 63
Reply 5, posted (6 years 5 months 1 week 6 days 23 hours ago) and read 2271 times:

Quoting Kmh1956 (Reply 2):
I certainly question the mother's fitness as a parent....

The mother ordered a bloke in a gorilla suit, but the agency mixed it up, so IMO it was not the mother's fault. I think the agency will get sued.

Quoting LTBEWR (Reply 4):
Now did the guy in the gorilla suit go to someplace expecting a stripper?

This gives "spanking the monkey" a whole new meaning...  Wink

Jan


User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (6 years 5 months 1 week 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 2242 times:

Quoting Kmh1956 (Reply 2):
I certainly question the mother's fitness as a parent....

Why? I wish my mom hooked it up like that for me when I hit 16!


User currently offlinePAHS200 From United States of America, joined Mar 2006, 513 posts, RR: 0
Reply 7, posted (6 years 5 months 1 week 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 2230 times:

Quoting KROC (Reply 6):

 biggrin 

no will will forget this


User currently offlineMhodgson From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2002, 5047 posts, RR: 26
Reply 8, posted (6 years 5 months 1 week 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 2218 times:

I bet whoever ordered the stripper was a little disappointed, though!


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User currently offlineAA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 9, posted (6 years 5 months 1 week 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 2215 times:

Quoting KROC (Reply 6):
Why? I wish my mom hooked it up like that for me when I hit 16!

I'm sure your mom is a great lady, but she is not a miracle worker  Wink



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User currently offlineMaverickM11 From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 16945 posts, RR: 48
Reply 10, posted (6 years 5 months 1 week 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 2164 times:

Quoting LTBEWR (Reply 4):
Why didn't the stripper realize that there was a mistake?

She must have some HUGE testicles to perform to underage kids in A SCHOOL. Wow. Hats off to that.



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User currently offlineTom in NO From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 7194 posts, RR: 35
Reply 11, posted (6 years 5 months 1 week 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 2093 times:

Quoting Kmh1956 (Reply 2):
I certainly question the mother's fitness as a parent....

I would too.....she should have requested Madonna instead as the background music...

Tom at MSY



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User currently offlineHomer71 From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 2239 posts, RR: 15
Reply 12, posted (6 years 5 months 1 week 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 1975 times:

All I got for my 16th birthday was a card and a f*cking cake...


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User currently offlineFlyUSCG From United States of America, joined Jun 2006, 656 posts, RR: 0
Reply 13, posted (6 years 5 months 1 week 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 1841 times:

Quoting MaverickM11 (Reply 10):
She must have some HUGE testicles to perform to underage kids in A SCHOOL.

My god, I would hope not!



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User currently offlineGraphic From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (6 years 5 months 1 week 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 1835 times:

...So what would the gorilla have done?  eek   eyepopping   scared   cry   no 

User currently offlineAndz From South Africa, joined Feb 2004, 8416 posts, RR: 11
Reply 15, posted (6 years 5 months 1 week 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 1814 times:
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Quoting Graphic (Reply 14):
...So what would the gorilla have done?

And even more importantly, what was the reaction of the guys who got the gorilla instead of the stripper???



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User currently offlineLAXspotter From India, joined Jan 2007, 3650 posts, RR: 5
Reply 16, posted (6 years 5 months 1 week 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 1764 times:

Quoting Homer71 (Reply 12):
16th birthday was a card and a f*cking cake...

Damn, it why dont I have such Liberal parents  grumpy  , Belive it or not this is the first time such a thing has happened, I was watching Oprah once  embarrassed  and I saw a story about where both the parents agreed on having a stripper for the 16 year old's birthday. I'm not surprised at all, although this is a little unique in that it happened at school



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User currently offlineOHLHD From Finland, joined Dec 2004, 3962 posts, RR: 25
Reply 17, posted (6 years 5 months 1 week 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 1761 times:

Great idea, great mother Big grin

User currently offlineFridgmus From United States of America, joined Oct 2006, 1441 posts, RR: 11
Reply 18, posted (6 years 5 months 1 week 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 1731 times:
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Quoting Homer71 (Reply 12):
All I got for my 16th birthday was a card and a f*cking cake...

Same as me dammit! Although my Grandmother later presented me with a large scale (I forget which size) B-52 model which my Dad and I had a great time putting together. A B-52 model AND a Stripper? Now that would have been a memorable 16th birthday!



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User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24815 posts, RR: 56
Reply 19, posted (6 years 5 months 1 week 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 1715 times:

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 9):
I'm sure your mom is a great lady, but she is not a miracle worker Wink

Ouch.  rotfl 



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User currently offlineHAWK21M From India, joined Jan 2001, 31573 posts, RR: 57
Reply 20, posted (6 years 5 months 1 week 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 1713 times:

Is this common for Birthday celebrations  Smile
Some Parents are really dumb.
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