SkyGourmet From Germany, joined Jun 2006, 120 posts, RR: 0 Posted (5 years 6 months 2 weeks 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 1979 times:
Quoting Daily Mail: Most parents like to pull out all the stops to make a child's 16th birthday as memorable as possible.
But having a female stripper surprise your son in front of his teacher in class would not feature on many wish-lists. Yet that's what happened when one woman booked a special performer for her son's big day.
But - thanks to what has been put down as a booking error - a female stripper turned up in place of the gorilla-suited man the unnamed mother had apparently asked for. The stripper, who arrived on cue halfway through the lesson, first walked the birthday boy around the classroom on all fours. Then, gyrating to the sounds of Britney Spears, she spanked him before stripping down to her bra and knickers and insisting the "naughty" schoolboy rub cream all over her body.
LTBEWR From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 12335 posts, RR: 12 Reply 4, posted (5 years 6 months 2 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 1920 times:
Why didn't the stripper realize that there was a mistake? Come on, you should know better not to do such an 'act' in a school full of minors. Sounds like she was a dumb as a fence post.
You should also have strict rules as to visitors in or on the property of most schools, as we do in the USA, to keep out perverts and non-custodial parents.
And yes, the teacher, along with some administrator should get booted too for allowing this trespass of the school property by a stranger and the behavior of the 'entertainer'. Now did the guy in the gorilla suit go to someplace expecting a stripper?
KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 76 Reply 6, posted (5 years 6 months 2 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 1884 times:
Quoting Kmh1956 (Reply 2): I certainly question the mother's fitness as a parent....
Why? I wish my mom hooked it up like that for me when I hit 16!
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PAHS200 From United States of America, joined Mar 2006, 513 posts, RR: 0 Reply 7, posted (5 years 6 months 2 weeks 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 1872 times:
AA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59 Reply 9, posted (5 years 6 months 2 weeks 3 days 8 hours ago) and read 1857 times:
Quoting KROC (Reply 6): Why? I wish my mom hooked it up like that for me when I hit 16!
I'm sure your mom is a great lady, but she is not a miracle worker
MaverickM11 From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 15733 posts, RR: 48 Reply 10, posted (5 years 6 months 2 weeks 3 days 7 hours ago) and read 1806 times:
Quoting LTBEWR (Reply 4): Why didn't the stripper realize that there was a mistake?
She must have some HUGE testicles to perform to underage kids in A SCHOOL. Wow. Hats off to that.
Tom in NO From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 7194 posts, RR: 40 Reply 11, posted (5 years 6 months 2 weeks 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 1735 times:
Quoting Kmh1956 (Reply 2): I certainly question the mother's fitness as a parent....
I would too.....she should have requested Madonna instead as the background music...
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Homer71 From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 2209 posts, RR: 17 Reply 12, posted (5 years 6 months 2 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 1617 times:
All I got for my 16th birthday was a card and a f*cking cake...
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FlyUSCG From United States of America, joined Jun 2006, 656 posts, RR: 0 Reply 13, posted (5 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 1483 times:
Quoting MaverickM11 (Reply 10): She must have some HUGE testicles to perform to underage kids in A SCHOOL.
LAXspotter From India, joined Jan 2007, 3650 posts, RR: 5 Reply 16, posted (5 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 1406 times:
Quoting Homer71 (Reply 12): 16th birthday was a card and a f*cking cake...
Damn, it why dont I have such Liberal parents , Belive it or not this is the first time such a thing has happened, I was watching Oprah once and I saw a story about where both the parents agreed on having a stripper for the 16 year old's birthday. I'm not surprised at all, although this is a little unique in that it happened at school
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Fridgmus From United States of America, joined Oct 2006, 1383 posts, RR: 11 Reply 18, posted (5 years 6 months 2 weeks 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 1373 times:
Quoting Homer71 (Reply 12): All I got for my 16th birthday was a card and a f*cking cake...
Same as me dammit! Although my Grandmother later presented me with a large scale (I forget which size) B-52 model which my Dad and I had a great time putting together. A B-52 model AND a Stripper? Now that would have been a memorable 16th birthday!
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