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The Holiday Insult Thread  
User currently offlineGraphic From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (6 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1747 times:

You are as worthless as my grandmother's left TEAT!

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User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11673 posts, RR: 60
Reply 1, posted (6 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1739 times:



Quoting Graphic (Thread starter):
You are as worthless as my grandmother's left TEAT!

You fail...

 Wink



...love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...
User currently offlineGraphic From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (6 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1733 times:



Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 1):

You fail...

This is you:


User currently offlineSrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (6 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1726 times:



Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 1):

You fail...

Don't be so hard on the boy. After all, he is dumber than a box of rocks.......


User currently offlineShyFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (6 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 1705 times:

Well, I suppose that "Ho, ho, ho" is now an insult  Yeah sure :
Politically Correct Santa's? (by CastleIsland Nov 15 2007 in Non Aviation)


Do I win a prize?  innocent 


User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11673 posts, RR: 60
Reply 5, posted (6 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 1703 times:



Quoting Graphic (Reply 2):
This is you:

Ouch - at least I'm not a Lada!  Wink



...love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...
User currently offlineDC10extender From United States of America, joined Nov 2006, 617 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (6 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 1702 times:

Big version: Width: 250 Height: 400 File size: 109kb



Did you ever read on your birth certificate that life is fair? Thats cause its not there.
User currently offlineGraphic From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (6 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 1686 times:



Quoting Srbmod (Reply 3):
Don't be so hard on the boy. After all, he is dumber than a box of rocks.......

But at least I'm not a Thrashers fan.


User currently offlineDLPMMM From United States of America, joined Apr 2005, 3594 posts, RR: 10
Reply 8, posted (6 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 1676 times:



Quoting Graphic (Thread starter):
You are as worthless as my grandmother's left TEAT!

Definately not the brightest bulb on the tree!


 candle 


User currently offlineSrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (6 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 8 hours ago) and read 1670 times:



Quoting Graphic (Reply 7):
But at least I'm not a Thrashers fan.

Hey, they're 9-4-0 since Hartley got fired after starting the season 0-6-0. Hey, it could be worse, I could be a Sabres fan....


User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (6 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 8 hours ago) and read 1667 times:



Quoting DLPMMM (Reply 8):
Definately not the brightest bulb on the tree!

Nor the sharpest pencil in the School Box . . .

The longest screw driver in the toolbox . . .

A V-8 operating on 6 cylinders . ..

A Few French Fries short of a Happy Meal . . .

Elevator goes to the top floor, the door just don't open on arrival . . .

 biggrin 


User currently offlineSrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (6 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 8 hours ago) and read 1646 times:



Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 10):

The lights are on, but nobody's home....

A few bricks short of a load....

A few sandwiches short of a picnic.....

As useless as tits on a bull.....


User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24951 posts, RR: 56
Reply 12, posted (6 years 11 months 2 weeks 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 1565 times:



Quoting Srbmod (Reply 11):

And the biggest insult....

Being an American  duck 



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineFridgmus From United States of America, joined Oct 2006, 1442 posts, RR: 11
Reply 13, posted (6 years 11 months 2 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 1546 times:
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Quoting Gkirk (Reply 12):

GKirk,

I'll take that as a Compliment!  bigthumbsup 

ANCFlyer and UH60, he's all yours!  box 



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User currently offlineSrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (6 years 11 months 2 weeks 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 1519 times:



Quoting Gkirk (Reply 12):

I didn't want to take this tact, but you forced me to you.....



User currently offlineGraphic From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (6 years 11 months 2 weeks 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 1488 times:



Quoting Gkirk (Reply 12):

That's funny coming from the guy whose name is listed as synonymous for dumbass in the thesaurus.


User currently offlineNWADC9 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 4898 posts, RR: 10
Reply 16, posted (6 years 11 months 2 weeks 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 1484 times:

GKirk, your wife called. She says "Bhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"


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User currently offlineDC10extender From United States of America, joined Nov 2006, 617 posts, RR: 0
Reply 17, posted (6 years 11 months 2 weeks 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 1484 times:



Quoting Gkirk (Reply 12):
And the biggest insult....

Being an American

Big version: Width: 400 Height: 276 File size: 24kb



Did you ever read on your birth certificate that life is fair? Thats cause its not there.
User currently offlineSrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (6 years 11 months 2 weeks 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 1476 times:



Quoting Gkirk (Reply 12):
And the biggest insult....

Being an American  duck 

Another retort just for you Kirkie....



User currently offlineFlipdewaf From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2006, 1577 posts, RR: 0
Reply 19, posted (6 years 11 months 2 weeks 5 days 7 hours ago) and read 1422 times:
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Quoting Srbmod (Reply 18):

Dont bring trainspotting into it or il have to break out britney spears and then the competition is over.

Fred


User currently offlineGraphic From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (6 years 11 months 2 weeks 5 days 5 hours ago) and read 1401 times:



Quoting Flipdewaf (Reply 19):

Dont bring trainspotting into it or il have to break out britney spears and then the competition is over.

Oh Really?



Check and mate.


User currently offlineBHXFAOTIPYYC From Portugal, joined Jun 2005, 1644 posts, RR: 0
Reply 21, posted (6 years 11 months 2 weeks 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 1354 times:

Sandwich short of a picnic.

Tomato short of a salad.



Breakfast in BHX, lunch in FAO, dinner in TIP, baggage in YYC.
User currently offlineAirframeAS From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 14150 posts, RR: 24
Reply 22, posted (6 years 11 months 2 weeks 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 1353 times:

*curses to everyone on this thread in American Sign Language*  rotfl 


A Safe Flight Begins With Quality Maintenance On The Ground.
User currently offlineBristolFlyer From United Kingdom, joined May 2004, 2304 posts, RR: 0
Reply 23, posted (6 years 11 months 2 weeks 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 1335 times:



Quoting Graphic (Reply 20):
Check and mate.

Oh yeah?





Check mate, plus a bit extra.



Fortune favours the brave
User currently offlineAirfoilsguy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (6 years 11 months 2 weeks 4 days 16 hours ago) and read 1325 times:







25 JCKastrup : You are a walking argument for birth control..................................
26 Post contains images Flipdewaf : what you talking about? Thats cool! Fred
27 ShyFlyer : Strong, like bear. Smart, like tractor.
28 Seb146 : A few tacos short of a combo platter.... Not the brightest bulb in the marquee.... Speaking of holiday insults, whatever happened to Thanksgiving? I s
29 Post contains images ORFflyer : but a speedbumb on the way to Christmas.
30 N710PS : A few nuts short of the full peice of shit.
31 Airfoilsguy : A window licker Message too short The message you were about to post is too short and probably not of any higher value to the topic at hand. Vary true
32 Graphic : A few bats shy of a Belfry.
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