Sponsor Message:
Non Aviation Forum
My Starred Topics | Profile | New Topic | Forum Index | Help | Search 
Caption This Picture - November Edition  
User currently offlineLTU932 From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 13864 posts, RR: 51
Posted (5 years 6 months 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 1217 times:

This time more politically themed...



23 replies: All unread, jump to last
 
User currently offlineTZ757300 From United States of America, joined Aug 2005, 2836 posts, RR: 7
Reply 1, posted (5 years 6 months 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 1217 times:

"The bratwurst was really THIS big"


LETS GO MOUNTAINEERS!
User currently offlinePlymSpotter From Spain, joined Jun 2004, 11126 posts, RR: 63
Reply 2, posted (5 years 6 months 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 1212 times:



Quoting TZ757300 (Reply 1):
"The bratwurst was really THIS big"

...said Putin, gesticulating to his groin

User currently offlineLASOctoberB6 From Japan, joined Nov 2006, 2380 posts, RR: 1
Reply 3, posted (5 years 6 months 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 1203 times:



Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 2):


Quoting TZ757300 (Reply 1):
"The bratwurst was really THIS big"

...said Putin, gesticulating to his groin

Well, apparently, shes exaggerating.... Big grin


[NOT IN SERVICE] {WEStJet}
User currently offlineTZ757300 From United States of America, joined Aug 2005, 2836 posts, RR: 7
Reply 4, posted (5 years 6 months 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 1197 times:



Quoting LASOctoberB6 (Reply 3):
Well, apparently, shes exaggerating....

She's showing the length, he's showing the width.

It was a big brat.


LETS GO MOUNTAINEERS!
User currently offline808TWA From Canada, joined Jan 2006, 701 posts, RR: 22
Reply 5, posted (5 years 6 months 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 1190 times:

"One in the hand is worth two in the Bush....no wait Mr President, I actually meant that the Russian guy next to me said that he had a bigger one to PUT-in"...."Oh my goodness I'm so embarrassed and messing up my story, Mr President"


Love is in the air, so practice safe flying
User currently offlineN710PS From United States of America, joined Oct 2006, 1166 posts, RR: 4
Reply 6, posted (5 years 6 months 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 1190 times:

Bush is trying to spell her name in his head.


There is plenty of room for Gods animals, right next to the mashed potatoes!
User currently offlineZTagged From Niger, joined Oct 2007, 516 posts, RR: 0
Reply 7, posted (5 years 6 months 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 1187 times:

"The cock in your ass is HOW big?"


Something awful.
User currently offline808TWA From Canada, joined Jan 2006, 701 posts, RR: 22
Reply 8, posted (5 years 6 months 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 1173 times:

"No sir....Putin said that's the width and that it will take surgery for you to remove those stretch marks around your mouth"


Love is in the air, so practice safe flying
User currently offlineLAXspotter From India, joined Jan 2007, 3650 posts, RR: 5
Reply 9, posted (5 years 6 months 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 1173 times:

Threesome?  mischievous 


"Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel" Samuel Johnson
User currently offlineFlyDeltaJets87 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (5 years 6 months 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 1169 times:

Woman in Center: "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands"...."Why am I the only one clapping?"

User currently offlineLAXspotter From India, joined Jan 2007, 3650 posts, RR: 5
Reply 11, posted (5 years 6 months 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 1165 times:

Merkel "Ahmedjinejad's was that big"

Bush " I can beat that"  duck 


"Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel" Samuel Johnson
User currently offlineLTU932 From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 13864 posts, RR: 51
Reply 12, posted (5 years 6 months 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 1153 times:

Merkel: Vladimir, is it really true your best piece is this long?
Bush: Oh please, Angie, do we have to talk about the size of a, erm, his Johnson?
Putin: Why not, George? I thought US Presidents were gifted in that department. Oh wait, that was Bill.

User currently offlineDC10extender From United States of America, joined Nov 2006, 617 posts, RR: 0
Reply 13, posted (5 years 6 months 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 1142 times:

So you smack it with both hands like this...


Did you ever read on your birth certificate that life is fair? Thats cause its not there.
User currently offlineYooYoo From Canada, joined Nov 2003, 6055 posts, RR: 53
Reply 14, posted (5 years 6 months 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 1113 times:

"I have no damn idea what this crazy German chick is saying.....Her hair's funny lookin and where the hell is her neck....damn i'm listening to funky German turtle woman...ha, that's funny, turtle woman"


I am so smart, i am so smart... S-M-R-T... i mean S-M-A-R-T
User currently offlineJamesJimlb From United States of America, joined Jan 2006, 1023 posts, RR: 2
Reply 15, posted (5 years 6 months 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 1102 times:

george bush: ( in mind ) crap! i hope no one smells my egg salad farts... i wonder what egg salad with cheese would taste like. did i remeber to shut the grage?

weird lady: (talking)" GEORGE ARE YOU LISTENIG?"

guy on left : ( in mind ) oh god! did someone eat egg salad?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!


The sky is no longer the limit, but the mere minimum
User currently offlineThom@s From Norway, joined Oct 2000, 11949 posts, RR: 50
Reply 16, posted (5 years 6 months 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 1084 times:

Disaster looms as a giant Andy Pandy approaches the world leaders from behind.

Thom@s


"If guns don't kill people, people kill people - does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
User currently offlineFridgmus From United States of America, joined Oct 2006, 1383 posts, RR: 11
Reply 17, posted (5 years 6 months 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 1073 times:		 Support Airliners.net - become a First Class Member!

Angie: "George, I need this much to satisfy me!"

George: (thinking) Hell, I'd need a 2 x4 tied to my ass so I won't fall in!

Vlad: (thinking) I got your satisfaction hangin' Angie, RIGHT HERE! They don't call me Vlad The Impaler for nothing Bitch!


The Lockheed Super Constellation, the REAL Queen of the Skies!
User currently offlineTuffGong From Canada, joined Jan 2006, 472 posts, RR: 4
Reply 18, posted (5 years 6 months 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 1071 times:



Quoting YooYoo (Reply 14):
"I have no damn idea what this crazy German chick is saying.....Her hair's funny lookin and where the hell is her neck....damn i'm listening to funky German turtle woman...ha, that's funny, turtle woman"

 laughing  i can actually picture him thinking that. man thats funny.


Meet you at the Ol' Yacht club for a pint.
User currently offlineYOWza From Canada, joined Jul 2005, 4781 posts, RR: 17
Reply 19, posted (5 years 6 months 5 days 17 hours ago) and read 1062 times:

For our Aussie members: "Goal, good for 6"

YOWza


12A whenever possible.
User currently offlineTurkishWings From Turkey, joined May 2006, 1407 posts, RR: 9
Reply 20, posted (5 years 6 months 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 991 times:

I would do Putin anytime, anywhere  Wink


Coffee - Tea or Me?
User currently offlineKieron747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (5 years 6 months 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 984 times:

Merkel: "I used to be this thin!
...

Putin: "I used to be this thick!, Damned vodka!"

...

Bush. "That's a big Greek flag."




K

User currently offlineDc9northwest From Romania, joined Feb 2007, 1735 posts, RR: 4
Reply 22, posted (5 years 6 months 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 943 times:

Merkel: "Herr President, the bundesrepublik offers you a book this thick about German-American relations."

Bush: "I thought I was meeting Putin, I never knew she was a woman... A fisher-woman, too."

Putin: "Shut up, or I'll kill you, journalist. I'm thinking Polonium has fallen out of use. I'll use Czechium next time."

User currently offlineOly720man From United Kingdom, joined May 2004, 6188 posts, RR: 11
Reply 23, posted (5 years 6 months 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 915 times:

Putin "....... God, I hate this crap. yak yak yak... I want to walk in the woods... get back to nature... hmmm, I wonder if I stare for long enough I can make that table levitate... when's lunch... I could do with a drink"

Merkel " Ok George this is how you do Bavarian dancing sitting down.... first you clap your hands then slap your your thighs, but really you need, you know, lederhosen..... leather shorts.... George... "

Bush "leather.... ahhhh. Must try it with Condi."


wheat and dairy can screw up your brain
Top Of Page
Forum Index

This topic is archived and can not be replied to any more.

Printer friendly format

Similar topics:More similar topics...
Caption This Picture posted Fri May 25 2007 02:26:27 by LTU932
Caption This Picture posted Mon Jan 22 2007 14:19:23 by Kovi17
Caption This Picture posted Fri Nov 3 2006 19:53:22 by Thom@s
Caption This Picture......... posted Fri Oct 6 2006 17:20:00 by Nirmalmakadia
Caption This Picture (with Twist) posted Fri Sep 29 2006 22:22:07 by Derico
Caption This Picture posted Thu Sep 21 2006 05:09:30 by AsstChiefMark
Caption This Picture! posted Sat Jul 15 2006 00:04:34 by Wrighbrothers
Caption This Picture! posted Mon Jul 3 2006 21:02:18 by Tbar220
Caption This Picture posted Wed Nov 30 2005 06:19:02 by Jetjack74
Caption This Champions League Picture posted Wed Apr 11 2007 03:59:58 by LTU932