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Hilarious Onion TV News Stories (NOT Work Safe)  
User currently offlineN229NW From United States of America, joined Sep 2004, 1946 posts, RR: 32
Posted (6 years 8 months 4 weeks 22 hours ago) and read 2770 times:

I only recently discovered the Onion tv news. I'm kind of amazed at how much more they cross the line with these stories than with the printed version, which suddenly seems quite "tame"...

Anyway, here are four brilliant ones:

This one is just so wrong...(check out the headlines at the bottom too)


Reporters Expose Airport Security Lapses By Blowing Up Plane

#2

Use Of 'N-Word' May End Porn Star's Career

#3

Al Qaeda Also Fed Up With Ground Zero Construction Delays

And the funniest (I think) for last (now that I have kids):
#4

Report: Many U.S. Parents Outsourcing Child Care Overseas


It's people like you what cause unrest!
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User currently offlineLHRjc From Netherlands, joined Apr 2006, 1964 posts, RR: 20
Reply 1, posted (6 years 8 months 4 weeks ago) and read 2670 times:

Hilarious - thanks for sharing. Love the scrolling news at the bottom too.  biggrin 


"Our 319's are very reliable. They get fixed very quickly."
User currently offlineJoness0154 From United States of America, joined Nov 2005, 667 posts, RR: 0
Reply 2, posted (6 years 8 months 4 weeks ago) and read 2664 times:

Haha, the al Qaeda one was the funniest for me.


I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem
User currently offlineSlider From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 6799 posts, RR: 34
Reply 3, posted (6 years 8 months 3 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 2631 times:

I thought the funniest one was the Congressional Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007...OMG!

User currently offlineToast From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (6 years 8 months 3 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 2616 times:

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That was pretty amusing. Big grin


User currently offlineN229NW From United States of America, joined Sep 2004, 1946 posts, RR: 32
Reply 5, posted (6 years 8 months 3 weeks 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 2598 times:



Quoting Slider (Reply 3):
I thought the funniest one was the Congressional Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007...OMG!

Well, that one was hilarious too, but already posted (which I found out when I did a search for "onion" to see if anyone had posted these yet...)



It's people like you what cause unrest!
User currently offline2H4 From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 8955 posts, RR: 60
Reply 6, posted (6 years 8 months 3 weeks 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 2595 times:
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I'm not normally one to open and forward video content, but the Onion's coverage of the latest "Ninja Parade" is absolutely priceless:


Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again

2H4



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